Acronymic Sentences - Harry Potter Style v2

torrid

Tomes of riotous revenge inspired Dudley.

Dudley

Domestic unhappiness dogged Luna's early years,

Early

Elves are really little, yes?

yes

Yaxley expactorated sputum. (eww...):)

expactorated

Even Xenophilius pretended Aberforth can turn ordinary rats and toads evil, duh!

PRETENDED

Peter's (rat) evil tendencies encouraged nocturnal Death Eater disciplines.

EVIL

Even Voldemort is lazy.

Voldemort

Very often lately, Draco's endangered muggles on road trips.

muggles

Must all Gringotts goblins look enormously smug?

must

Malfoy uttered sectumsempra today.

TODAY

Ted or Dora apparated yesterday.

yesterday

Young elves seeking to escape routine drudgery acquire y-fronts.

young

Yaxley offered Umbridge nine galleons.

offered

Only Filibuster's Fireworks exhibit ricocheting explosive devices.

fireworks

"Fortescue's ices raise English wizard obesity rates," Karkarov said.

ices

Ignotus cites everything sadly.

cites

Charming innocent toads exhibits sadism.

charming

Curiously, Herbology alumni rear mandrakes in nylon greenhouses.

mandrakes

Malfoy and Neville dueled rather awkwardly, kindly excluding Snape.

awkwardly

Astute witches know which ancient runes designate large yeti.

designate

Do elves still iron garments neatly after their emancipation?

emancipation

Each mandrake acts naturally coy in pubescence although they invariably ogle narcissi.

although

Always lovingly tender, Hagrid once untangled Grawp's hair.

Tender

The enchantments needed distinctive enuncination...really.

REALLY

Remus eagerly announced lively lessons yesterday.

lessons

Lavender evaded Severus Snape's overly nasty sarcasm.

sarcasm

"Students are rarely careful, alas," Snape moans.

are

Arabella reads everything.

Arabella

A rather annoying Boggart entered Luna's living area.

BOGGART

Blaise only goes grousing about reading tomes.

only

"Ouch!" Neville literally yelled.

Neville

Notably evil, Voldemort inspired loathing literally everywhere.

inspired

I never saw Pettigrew in rodent-enabled disguise.

saw

Seamus ate Wrackspurts!!!

Wrackspurts

When Ron accioed colicky kneazles, some people urgently required teflon sheets.

kneazles

Kingsley needed each additional zealous lizard every second.

zealous

Zabini expertly applied lotion on Umbridge's sunburn.

applied

A peripatetic prestidigitator loitered inside Evangeline's doorway.

Loitered

Luna only invited Tonks, everyone raged: envious; defiant.

defiant

Dragon excrement, funnily, is a noxious toxin.

is

Ignotus sighed.

Sighed

Snape immediately gave Harry extra detentions.

Harry

Hagrid's ale really refreshes you.

you

Yaxley owed Umbridge.

Owed

Ollivander's wands enticed Dumbledore.

Ollivander's

Obviously, Lucius loves impressing Voldemort and now Draco's equally ridiculously sycophantic.

now

Neville owns WHAT!!!!

OWNS

Older witches need sustenance.

witches

Why is the Chamber housing enormous snakes?

the

Trevor hopped exuberantly.

HOPPED

Harry's obviously parental patronus expunged dementors.

obviously

Oh boy, Voldemort is obviously unhinged - something like you.

like

Lily irked Kingsley's elf.

IRKED

Incensed Remus killed Ernie's daydream.

Remus

Ron's emesis made Umbridge sick.

sick

Someone is Cedric's killer.

killer

Kreacher is loveable, little elvish rogue.

rogue

Ron owed Ginny ugly elephants.

elephants

Elves like encountering party hats and nullifying their slavery.

SLAVERY

Students like a very easy revision, yes?

a

Augureys!!!!!

:rotfl:

AUGUREYS

All ugly Gryffindors utter ridiculous epiphanies, yet similiar.

ridiculous

"Riddle inflicted dreadfully injurious curses upon London orphans," Umbridge shouted.

upon

Umbridge put on niceties.

put

Peeves understands Trollish.

understands

Unbelievably nasty, Dementors emit relentless sadness to anyone nearby, demanding souls.

souls

Snape obviously underestimated Lupin's spellwork.

spellwork

Seamus put Ernie's little lizard, Whiney, out Ron's kitchen.

Ernie's

Every Ravenclaw needs intensive educational stimulation.

every

Ernie's very educated rat yodeled.

RAT

Remus ate truffles.

ate

Accio! Tergeo! Evanesco!

Accio

Aberforth's caprine compulsion is obscene.

OBSCENE

Only boys see carrots enveloping Neville's ear

(Harder than it looks!)

ONLY

"OH! NEVILLE!" Luna yelled

Luna

Lockhart usually needs attention.

needs

Neville eats extra dumplings Saturdays.

extra

Eccentric Xenophilius talks rather absurdly.

talks

Tonks and Lupin kissed...seriously!

LUPIN

Luna understands perfectly irritated nargles.

nargles

Neville and Ron grinned, laughing easily, satisfied.

laughing

Lockhart's affectedly unruly golden hair is naturally grey.

Golden

Gryffindor owns little dragon egg nests.

nests

Never expect Slytherins' trustworthy support.

Support

Slytherins usually pay people old rat tails.

people

"Professors expect outstanding performances," Lily explained.

Performances

Prefects eat raw ferrets on rare Mondays, amusing Nick's Club: Entranced Specters

(Woah. That was a really weird sentence. .__.)

Severus prepares everything carefully. Tomatoes especially, rare specimens.

heh wow that makes no sense.

Severus prepares everything carefully. Tomatoes especially, rare specimens.

heh wow that makes no sense.

Makes perfect sense to me!

Tomatoes

True occult mystics avoid Trelawney's obviously ersatz spiritualism.

Occult

Only Colin Creevey understands luxurious teacozys

teacozys

Tom expected a coven of zealous Yemeni sorcerers.

Coven

Cho occasionally verbalizes exceptional nonsense.

Cho

Crookshanks harasses owls.

Crookshanks

Craving ripe onions, Ollivander kept searching his aunt's neat kitchen shelves.

Kitchen

Kreacher is temporarily cold hearted, eventually nice.

hearted

Hagrid eliminates all really terrible, evil Dementors.

evil

Even Voldemort is listening.

EVEN

Ernie values educational nurture.

values

Voldemort actually likes Umbridge's execrable sweater.

actually

Aberforth caught Trevor under a little lavender yeti.

LITTLE

Luna is thoroughly tongue-tied, like elves.

luna

Lily understood Neville's anxiety.

Neville's

Nobody expected Voldemort's impromptu linedancing lesson, except Snape.

except

Even Xenophilius can etch purple tigers.

Exude
Eager Xenophilius urges Death Eaters.

Eager

Each auror gets expensive robes.

gets

Ginny eats tiny salamanders.

Tonks

Tonks is Nymphadora... yuck

Nymphadora

Naturally, young Morfin perfected hexes and drugs on random acquaintances.

young

Yaxley owed Umbridge nine galleons.

owed

Obviously werewolves equal danger.

DANGER

Date all normal guys, even Ron!

Normal

Neville ordinarily raised mimbletonius and lilacs.

Lillacs
Luna investigating large angry calico Siamese.

Angry

Anyone nice gets rewards yearly.

Anyone

Aberforth's nectarine yogurt obviously needed emulsifiers.

nectarine

Neville eventually could transfigure a raspberry into nine elephants.

TRANSFIGURE

Today, Ron ate nine sausages faster in green uniforms running everywhere.
(terrible :P)

green

"Gah! Really expensive!" Ernie noticed.

NOTICED

"Nobody on television is crazy!" Ernie decided.

decided

Draco emptied caterpillars into Death Eaters' drawers.

drawers

Dumbledore ran away with Emmeline's red scarf.

SCARF

Seamus couldn't appreciate Ron's friends.

ron's

Really? Ollivander's never satisfied.

NEVER

Neville earns very enthusiastic reviews.

earns

Ernie and Ron never smile.

smile

Sirius muttered incoherent little entreaties.

little

Lily isn't tired, trying little eateries.

eateries

Even a troll exceeds Ron in exercising sensitivity.

troll

The Ravenclaws observed losers' lurgy.

lurgy

"Luna understands Ron?!?!?!" Ginny yelled.

understands

Unfortunately, Narcissa's Death Eater relatives started tittering at Narcissa's dress sense.

STARTED


Sirius threatened all rude, territorial, evil dogs.

Sirius

Snape is rooting in Umbridge's suitcase.

suitcase

Slyly utilizing invisibility, Tonks crept along Scrimgeour's esplanade.

along

Aberforth likes only nine goats.

nine

Nifflers ingested Neville's earmuffs.

INGESTED

Incredibly, Nagini gets eaten so that evil dies. (Turnabout is fair play. :evil:)

dies

Draco is extremely slimy.

Draco

Dumbledore rescued Aberforth's cat, Oscar. (assuming of course that Aberforth did indeed have a cat and that its name was Oscar).

Aberforth's

As Borgin's emporium retailed fairly obnoxious rubbish, takings halved suddenly.

(assuming of course that Aberforth did indeed have a cat and that its name was Oscar)

I like to think that a man of his good sense and taste would.

BORGIN'S

Bill originally resisted going in non-accessible safes.

Safes

Sibyl's attempted fortellings engendered sneers.

attempted

Alas, Trelawney tried ever more pathetic tricks, emulating divination

alas

"Augureys lie!" Albus said.

Augureys

Attracting unicorns, Ginny utilized really expensive yogurt samples.

yogurt

Yaxley oggled Ginny's ugly rat, Tiny.

rat

Ron attacked Trelawney.

attacked

After the trolls ate Crookshanks' kibble, each died.

died

Dudley irritated Ernie's dog.

dog

Dumbledore obliterated Grindelwald.

obliterated

Ollivander believed little in the evil rat and the extinct dodo.

believed

Bellatrix exceeded Lucius in emulating Voldemort's evil demeanour.

in

Ignotus nodded.

nodded

Nobody ordered Dobby's doughnuts except Diggory.

Dobby's

Durmstrang overtook Beauxbatons' bright yellow scooters.

Durmstrang

Don't underestimate Ron's magical skills, tremendous resolve, and notable gumption.

NOTABLE

Neville observed; truly, all boggarts loved emotions.

boggarts

Borgin owed Gringotts gold, as retail trade slumped.

Gringotts

Ginny ran into Neville's gran outside Tilden Toots' shop.

outside

Obviously, Umbridge thinks Snape is Death Eater.

thinks

The horcrux in Narcissa's kitchen smells.

horcrux

Harry or Ron can really understand Xenophilius.

Harry

Hippogriffs actually rather respect you.

Hippogriffs

Hermione immobilized petulant pixies once, giving Ron intensely frightening flirtatious stares.

once

Oliver notoriously cited everything.

cited

Crabbe ignited the enchanted diadem.

DIADEM

Dudley inadvertently allowed dementors easy manipulations.

dementors

Death Eaters make exceptionally nice trifles or raspberry souffles.

souffles

Sirius obviously used Fillibuster's fireworks last evening, silly!

evening

Enterprisingly, Voldemort employed Nagini intimidating naughty goblins.

goblins

Goyle's old bed's lined in nasty salamanders!!!!

nasty

Nobody asked Snape to yodel.

asked

Albus said Kingsley (sp?) eats doxies.

doxies

Draco's obnoxious xenophobia irritated Ernie severely.

Draco's

Dudley raised Aberforth's cockatrice over summer.

Dudley

Durmstrang's undoubtedly dark leanings excite youngsters.

dark

"Draco?" asked Ron, keenly.

Draco

Dursleys really are curiously obnoxious.

are

Aberforth reads essays.

READS

Ron eagerly ate Dobby's snacks.

snacks

Sirius never actually complimented Kreacher, sadly.

reads

Ron eats, adding disturbing sounds.

sounds

Slytherins obviously use nasty, dark spells.

SPELLS

Snape personally elected life long servitude.

personally

Painful emotions ravaged Snape, overwhelmed, naturally, at losing Lily young.

lily

Luna's in lovely yellow.

yellow

Yesterday, eleven luminous leprechauns obliged wishmakers.

obliged

"Oliver bought lilac ink," George elected diligently.

lilac

Lily isn't like all carrot-tops.

carrot-tops

Crossing a river, Ron obliviates the troll obstructing peoples steps.

TROLL

The Really-Old-Looking Leprechaun

The

Trevor heartily exhaled.

Trevor

Trembling, Ron exited Vernon's overheated room.

VERNONS

Voldemort enjoys ridiculing nervy Ollivander's new socks.

New

Neville excitedly wheezed.

wheezes

"Well, Harry exceeded expectations," Zabini explained sullenly.

Well

Wilhelmina excelling lazily, lovely.

Wilhelmina

What if Luna had evilly loosed maniacal invincible nargle assassins?

Nargle

Nervous Aurors retreat gladly, losing enthusiasm.