Funniest/most embarrasing things your siblings/parents have ever done

Hey!:p
Sorry if this has been discussed, the search button isn't working right now:grumble:

So! What are the most funny/embarrising things your family has done?

Weeeelllllll,
My mom has had to go chasing after my brother after he rode a kiddie car halfway around Costco,:lol:

After My dad worked on a tres leches cake, my brother asked, "So, when are we having the translucent cake?":p

How about you guys?

ok it is am ebarrassing thing for me....but my brother did it..it sorta fits in just a slight bit with this :lol:
On the bus in the mornings, it is usually packed and i mean full. So full that you can't squeeze another person on because there are so many people standing. Anyway, i'm at the back of the bus, my brothers at the front, and he shouts down the bus at me:
'Hey! *waves* You alright?'
Me: *ignoring him...everyone starign at me...*
Brother: 'Courtney!! HEY!'
Me: *cringe cringe cringe, turning red, everyone staring*

Yeah...you have to be in that position to full appreciate it....it was embarrassing...just the way he was speaking to me as if i were some lost child....

My dad is really particular about what sort of stuff he buys when he goes grocery shopping, and once when I was with him, they didn't have the kind of half and half he likes. So he's like "I'm gonna go check in the back." Me: "Dad!! No!! You can't do that!! It's the like, employies only section!" Dad: "Then I won't get caught." So I wander off, he comes back (without the cream) Me: "How'd it go?" So it turns out he did get caught, and said to they guy "Oh, um... I must have gotten lost..."

:lol: You guys are so funny. Let's see what else...
My little brother calls everyone "imbisults" instead of Imbiciles.:lol:
My other little brother broke his glasses by doing the worm at the bus stop
When ever a guy knocks on the door, my brother used to open it and yell: It's a boy for you, Jessi! (my sis):eyebrows:
My dad has had my dentist (his brother) make him relistic buck-teeth for nerd night at my church- and wore them.:yuhup:

my friend who happens to be a boy came over once and of course my little 9 yr. old sister has to say really loud "hey Brit, your boyfriend is here!!!!" I was soooo embarrassed (sp?)...

then my other little sister has too say really loud "don't be kissing on him" i. was. so. red. I was sorta mad too... yeah. just glad my mum and dad r nice enough to not do that.

Me and my "adopted" little sister (my little sister's friend who is pretty much part of the family...she's over all the time. She practically lived with us while her parents were going through their divorce. She has her own key.) went to the store today. And she's wandering the aisles saying really loudly, "Where in the HECK did these people put all the toilet paper?!?" Kinda embarassing. :p

I was in the car with my whole family and my mom starts talking about how I need to find a guy. It was one of those moments where you want to throw yourself out of the moving car. She just keeps going on and on about how I will never meet a nice cute guy if I'm not brave enough to go up and start a conversation. My sisters were laughing the entire time.

thats like what happened to me!! My nan was round...we were just eating dinner...then suddenly...."So, Laura, do you have a boyfriend" and EVERYONE turned to look at me!! I was going so red becasue it ws my NAN asking me in front of my whole family!! my brother kept giving me ":eyebrows:" and i just wanted to punch him!

thats like what happened to me!! My nan was round...we were just eating dinner...then suddenly...."So, Laura, do you have a boyfriend" and EVERYONE turned to look at me!! I was going so red becasue it ws my NAN asking me in front of my whole family!! my brother kept giving me ":eyebrows:" and i just wanted to punch him!

LOL, happened to me with my grandma. Yep. embarrassing. Plus i have little brothers and sisters who like to 'repeat' things really loud in public places like:
we were at Walmart and

SISTER ----"MOMMA ASKED YOU IF YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND. REMEMBER??? AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE?? REMEMBER???? SHE ASKED YOU IF YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND. DO YOU OR NOT??'

ME--- *wanting to crawl in a hole and die* Yes, i do remember. It was only an hour ago....

I'm 5'9", which is pretty tall for my age, and a girl. I've always been tall, and when I was younger, around 11/12, my brother and I were near the same height, though he's 3 years older than me, and he's pretty tall, too. However, his firends, not so much. So several, (and by several I mean many) times when his friends were over, my dad would exclaim, really loudly, "Wow Kim! Man, are you taller than Andrew!? You are!! Wait, go back to back!! You are! How weird is that?" Now mind you this is when I was about 11, and he was about 14. I was in 6th grade, he was a Freshman in high school. Yeah.

My mother does things but she doesn't realise it. We'd be in a supermarket, i sometimes help out with the shopping, and we were by the tampons and stuff and she would say really loud:
''Do you need some tampons? I think you said you were due to start tomorrow.''
Facepalm and cringe.....there alway seem to be people around too

Also, ages ago i was in town with my parents, me and my dad were waiting for my mum to pay for something, there was this boy stood next to me and i wasn't taking any notice fo him as i was bored. My dad said very loud:
''Courtney, that boys staring at you. I think he likes you.''
I wanted to die. The boy just turned red and walked out of the shop and i didn't know what to do i was so embarrassed.....

My uncle walked out of a fancier restauraunt bathroom once with toilet paper on his shoe. :lol:

Me and my "adopted" sister went out for Mexican food and brought it back to her house to eat. And her mom lectured me for 20 minutes about how I am too smart to work at the job I am, and that I need to get a degree because I don't want to end up a 40 year old woman with no job skills. The whole time I'm eating and nodding along to her, my "sis" is making faces at me across the table and I keep starting to laugh, and then her mom gets mad and is like, "I'm being serious!!" It was kinda funny.

This isn't a parent/sibling thing, but from my Grandma...

We were at this family dinner thing, and we were all sitting around in the living room after dinner, and one of my Great-Aunts asked me how old I was... I said "fifteen, I'll be turning 16 in a couple months." And then my grandma said, REALLY loudly, so all other conversations stopped, "Then, pretty soon, you'll be 'Sweet Sixteen and Never Been Kissed!!' You haven't been, have you?" Me: *shakes head, tries to think of a way to escape.* my grandma:"Well, it'll happen soon enough I'm sure. Do you like anyone?"

All that with my whole extended family listening… :blush:

Wow,mine seem tame compared to yours!

Let's see:

When it was almost my littlest brother's birthday, my dad was jokng around and said, "We could go to Costco and get you a churro." and my brother was like, "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" It was soo funny.

When ever we go shopping for shoes, my dad makes fun of me and my sister. When there are other people in the aisle, he'll say really loud: "Sorry Jess/Erin, I don't see any with Dora on them!" He'll then proceede to crack up, while everyone else stares. (My sis and I both wear 2 1/2- 3rees. She is in her 3rd year of High school, while I'm in seventh grade)

It doesnt embarrass my sister so much, but I feel embarrassed FOR HER because its so ridiculous. WHenever my boyfriend comes over she and her friends (who are 13/14 years old) all act REALLY lame and THINK they're being cool around him but we just go and laugh. Its so funny. If only they knew :p

On my first day of highschool(four years ago), my mom bumped into a cop car, the cop called the Crime Scene Investigators and everyone was watching. Most embarrassing thing I had experienced in a long time.

When I was in gradeschool, my dad was the Headmaster (which is allready embarrising), and one day, it was Purim (where you dress up, like the Jewish sort of Halloween) and my dad showed up with his entire head shaven and a bit of fake blood on his head.
It wasn't just embarrising, it was scarey. I ran back to my house (which is not that far since it's a Kibutz) and cried all day.

I'm really short 4'10'' once about Christmas time I was in a store doing a little shopping and head this kid of about 4 yell "Look Mommy see that little lady, is she an elf?

So, my littlest brother is singing on the toilet, so I rap on the door and tell him to stop singing. He replies with, "I'm talking, too!":p
Simalar story- I walked by the bathroom and heared Ken singing: "I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to the potty, and if you hear me singing, you know I'm potty-talking!"

So, we're in Costco, and we see a small (Not dwarf, just short.) man with a bald head and slightly protruding ears. Ken (my littlest brother) procedes to yell: "It's Dobby!" Thank Heaven that he didn't take offence, and that he knew who Dobby is.:blush:

Ken sits down on Jessi's bed and crosses his legs, then stuffs them up his shirt. Jessi comes in and stares. He looks at her and says: "It's called medication". (instead of meditation). It was soooo funny.:D

Probably the most embarrassing thing my mother has done recently...

I was working, and a maintenance worker of the mall my work is in brought me an iced Cappucinno, and my mother used the opportunity to turn on her 'charm' [which is non-existant]. Needless to say, the guy, who is about 4 years older than me, and very handsome, didn't talk to me for a few days, and when he finally did talk to me again, the first this he asked was "What's wrong with your sister?"

i had like ahlot of girls spending the night and we moved the coffee table behind the couch and my brother didn't know, so he comes running through the living room, and the lights were out but my bedroom light was on so it was pretty dark and he jumped over the couch, landed on the coffee table, and flew off onto his back. we all surrounded him and laughed our butts off while he layed on the floor, it was too funny.

and then my daddy was riding a bicycle through the grass in our front yard and he somehow managed to do a sumersault over the handlebars when ahlot of my brother's friends were over. vair vair hilarious.

and then one time my daddy was pitching to us in softball practice and a small dribbler got hit to the right of him and he went after it and he somehow again managed to do a sumersault. hmm.

i had like ahlot of girls spending the night and we moved the coffee table behind the couch and my brother didn't know, so he comes running through the living room, and the lights were out but my bedroom light was on so it was pretty dark and he jumped over the couch, landed on the coffee table, and flew off onto his back. we all surrounded him and laughed our butts off while he layed on the floor, it was too funny.

Omg!! :rotfl::rotfl:

My dad was in a church competition for chili, right? And it was being judged by a bunch of older women. So, he made the absolutely hottest chili ever, and labeled it "Mild Mary's Sweet Country Chili". So, a woman sees it, and says: "I have got to have that one, I cannot handle any spice." So, she takes a big bite, and swallows. She doesn't say anything. Finally, she let our a: "ooooh!" She didn't talk to my dad for weeks.

My son embarrasses me all the time. At my grandmother's funeral he was supposed to be in the child's room playing with the other kids but the adult in charge of the room failed to notice he was standing at the doors greeting people by saying "Great grandma's dead that is why we are here today" No one caught him until one of the guests came up to me and asked how I was and how the kids were then relayed that some little boy with a mohawk was at the door explaining why we were here.

After my second son was born we all went to the store (me, the baby, and my oldest son) and we were going through the store when the baby started to cry and my oldest started screaming "Mom I think he wants some boob milk and you better give it to him soon!" Everyone was staring and laughing.

When we first met my sister's boyfriend my oldest son introduced himself by saying "Hi I'm Craig, wanna see my penis" I was so humiliated, everyone was laughing but me.

When he potty trained he was really excited to wear his underwear and I soon realized why. We were having a big family party and he ran in the room with only his underwear on and his penis out of the hole and said "Look I can make my penis bigger" then before we could catch him he said "Now look at how tiny it is" So embarrassing.

I have a million more about my other family members as well.

Weeeelll,

My dad once took a bunch of butter cubes, dusted the top with powdered sugar, and called them lemon squares.

Ditto with the "Caramel Apple" (really an onion covered in caramel)

My little sister can belch REALLY loud. And she loves to do it all the time. (You wouldn't think so looking at her...she looks like the kind of girl who only talks about clothes, hair, and boys and hangs out at the mall all day.) But she can belch really loud. (too bad there's not a sound clip button link or something) But sometimes she forgets that she's not at home, or that we have guests over. On my birthday we were at dinner, and she just let out this huge belch right at the table. The funny thing was, we all looked at her surprised and trying not to laugh, and she didn't even realize for a second where we were! :rotfl:

The funny/embarrassing things that happen in front of your whole family are always the worst. Cause everyone remembers. My cousin and I are really close, even though he's about 6 years older than me. And we were playing catch with my 5 year old cousin at a family get-together in the backyard. My cousin yells to me that he's going to aim it right to me, and chucks the ball my direction, only I had been distracted by the 5 year old, so it hit me right in the boob. :blush: Everyone started laughing, and someone was like, "what exactly were you aiming at??" We were both SO embarrassed.

I'm normally a very shy person. It was a lot worse when I was younger than now, but I couldn't order at restaurants on my own until I was about 11 or 12. I still never like to do it. I have no idea why, but ordering food, whether at the place, over the phone, drive-thru, whatever, is just the worst thing for me. So one time when I was about 10 we were out to dinner at this place that has a Make-Your-Own-Sundae bar, and I was up there with my brother. Well I got to the whip-cream (my favorite topping), and the can was empty. I waited there, and finally a waiter came by, so I went up to him, very timidly, and told him "you're um, out of whip-cream". Well my dad thought that was just the funniest thing in the world: The fact that shy little me, who couldn't even order myself, would go up to someone to inform them they are out of whip-cream. Afterwards he started telling the story, but exaggerating it a ton, so it eventually turned into me gowing up there and screaming at the guy that "you're outta cream!", then a myriad of other horrible things. Now I'm 16 ( I will tomorrow anyway), and he's still telling that story and bringing it up all the time. There's just no end to it.

One time in high school I was in the car with my dad and we were going through a drive thru and he was making some lame joke and as we pulled up to the window I called him a dork. The guy at the window was really cute and my dad got this evil smile and starting singing to the tune of duke of earl "dork dork dork dork of earl dork dork..." ect ect The guy gave us this weird look and my dad looked at him and said "Hey my daughter obviously thinks you're cute let me give you her number, just remember though I have an ax at home if you bring her home late." I was so humiliated I seriously wanted to die. As we pulled away my dad was laughing hysterically.

When we would go to buy christmas trees or anything that he thought was something he could negotiate the price on he would try and get me to flirt with the salesperson to get a better deal, it was awful, I was always like no way and he would just be like come on, you don't have to go out with him. Grrr it was terrible.

He still is super nerdy but I can appreciate it now that I am not usually the one being embarrassed.

My little sis and I were sitting next to each other in church once, when we still went to the same church, and we were being kind of noisy and laughing, and I noticed some guys were looking at us annoyed. So I pointed them out, and said, "those guys want you to shut up." as a joke. And she was like, "nu uh, they think we're hot", and started making kissy faces at them and winking and stuff. :blush:

Another time I was at this church talent activity, and there were tables set up where kids were displaying their art work and stuff. And my friend's dad runs up behind me and kicks me really hard in the back of the knee, and I scream and fall forward, and everyone in the room turned to look at us. And he just acted like I had randomly fallen over and made fun of me the rest of the night, calling me klutzy and stuff. :lol: He was a fun guy to have around.

Funny stuff :D

Once we went to drive through MacDonalds when I was quite young...and instead of speaking into the speaker phone thingy, my dad made our order into the rubbish bin-which he thought was the speaker. Ahahah!

Dang! You all are so funny!

I was watching 'Pearl Harbor' while my cousin sis who's 4 was painting beside me...next day I talk to her about the large planes and the ships in the movie and she tells me this ' Why did both boys like that girl?'......seriously....!!!!!I was so embarassed I'd die of shame....but now i think of it I laugh a lot...and oh...i make sure i watch only Cartoons when she's here;)lol

Also,one of my distant relatives (he's three years younger than me)had come to visit us with his sis(who was just 7).He asked me"Do you have a boy-friend?" and his sis then said"Please say you don't or you ll break his heart!!!!".......i don't know who was more embarassed...him or me!!!

The most embarrasing thing my dad did was fart in public.
We have a lot of embarrasing moments, but there are just so money that I could barely remember them.

I have a niece about 6 years old and whenever she burps she doesn't say excuse me...
Once we were at a restaurant (Hometown Buffet) and the place was packed and then randomly she burped SUPER loud I died from embarrassment as well as my sis

I have quite a few embarassing stories about my little cousins.

I remember once I was with them in the park and we were walking in front of a group of people around my age and my nine year old cousin shouts out: "Hey, Sabrina, you've trodden on some dog poo!!!" It was so embarassing.

Also, once I was with my two youngest cousins: Lucas (3) and Valentina (6). We walked past a couple and Lucas shouted very loudly: "Look, look, they're kissing! YUCK!". The couple looked pretty amused.

On that same day, there was a boy on a bike with a pink "girly" rucksack. Valentina very discreetly pointed it out, yelling: "Hey, look, that boy has a pink rucksack!" The boy gave us an extremely dirty look.

And once we were at a family dinner and I had eaten a LOT. My little cousin said, extremely loudly: "You've eaten too much. Now you are pregnant" (of course, she has no idea how girls get pregnant. She seems to think that when you eat a lot, you do lol) and she said it in such a solemn voice too. It was so hilarious. :lol:

I'm also remembering something that didn't happen to me, but to my cousin Helen, who's at university. We were at my grandma's house with all our family, and:

Grandma: HAve you got a boyfriend?
Helen: No.
Grandma: What??!! How long have you been at university?
HElen: Um, about two months.
Grandma: And you haven't got yourself a boyfriend in two whole months??!!

It was very very funny. Grandma sounded so scandalized, lol. And my cousin was like, "sorry!" all the time. :lol:

My brother peed in my closet while sleepwalking the day before second grade. He still doesn't believe me.

My sister waved my "training bra" around in the air for everyone to see when I was just beginning to sprout my essentials. It's funny now but it was absolutely mortifying then.

My mother would introduce me to people by saying, "And this is my baby" because I was the youngest of four, and this was when I was in my 30's and 40's.

The brother closest in age to me teased me unmercifully about many things, but particularly about the neighbor boy who camped out at our house every summer. He'd always say, "Here comes your boyfriend," which I hated and it made me furious, as well as embarrassing me. "He's NOT my boyfriend, and if you say that ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to KILL YOU!" He'd just laugh and keep needling me about him until I'd explode again. The bad thing was that he was so even tempered that I could never upset him and get him back.