Intriguing text messages

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I got asked this the other day, to see what my last texts said about me. It was pretty entertaining. So what does your last text say??

My last received text is from my mom. :lol: It says: "NEVER put a Chick-fil-a in the microwave in the wrapper. It's not pretty."

My last outgoing text is to my mom: "My mom started the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning! ;)"

I guess it's obvious from mine that my mom and I are close.

So what does everyone else's last text say? What does it say about you? What do you think other people's texts say about them? :D

Ingoing is from my guy friend: well im still taking my six week tests and i still need all of my finals

outgoing is to aforementioned friend: well that sucks even worse

i guess it suggests that neither of us enjoy finasl :)

last picture was one of my cat to a friend and my last outgoing text was something like does she know we'll talk later....last incoming was idk k

The last text I sent said: "Ha I can just imagine him with curves."
That was when my friend texted me about seeing a lady who looked like the woman version of Snape. So, I guess the latest text I received was, "I saw a lady-version of Snape!" I'm only guessing from memory, since I deleted my whole inbox. :no:

my last incoming text was Lt. Shinysides saves the day and my last outgoing was you are a nerd. I am a manager at a smoothie shop and some employees decided to cut eye holes and a mouth out of an empty ice cream bucket and let their high school friends put it on their heads and run around the store, well they ran into the wall and crashed through it. It was pretty ridiculous. Anyways, the ice cream bucket was found and it turns out they had colored all over it and named it Lt. Shinysides, so the incoming was from the owner of the store and it showed a pic of what it looked like. Yikes.

My last incoming text was from my friend's mom. It says: "I'm going to have to slap you just a little."

:rotfl: Our families are very close...enough so that we feel comfortable threatening each other with bodily harm.

ok..last incoming text is from a friend: ''well i don't know if i will c laura. she said that her mum will drop our presents off on wednesday. Jo i will see on wednesday morning and yeah we will probably see briony. see you at break tomorrow then luv anna.''
my last outgoing text was: ''I don't know becuase i won't see laura or jo so i would have to give them to you to give to them...i don't know what day you will see them...''
we were discussing when we were going to give each other our christmas presents :D :lol:

my last text was from my brother. He wanted to know what I wanted as a birthday present. I told him I do not have HP 3, 4, 5, and 6 in spanish!!!

Sorry to keep posting here over and over again, but I keep getting/sending random texts. They all sound completely hilarious when taken out of the context of the conversation.

My last outgoing:
"I just took a nap and had a pretty entertaining dream about Germans."

[I'll just translate it to english.]
"Mom, we're home."

Erm...mine said:

Paigey? :( I need sum1 2 text, u need to get credit! from Lemon

lol translated as: Paige? I need someone to text, you need to get credit! From Leo

"I'll go to school later. This is Clarence."

The last person I texted was my friend Vianey and she said "I can't text anymore. My dad got made because I went overy my minutes by texting."

I said "Sorry I'll stop texting now."

That was a couple of weeks ago.

"Thanks very much, Ma'am A. :]"

( I don't know wow to do texting????????????????????

My last text was: "::hug::"

My friend asking hm if he liked pie.

Jerry: "u goin 2 soccer 2daii? if no lets go 2 movies i wanna c ironman and calvins being a ----" <--- Won't say that part here ;)

me: maibe idk gotta askshelby id its cacled or no and plu ive seen it 1000 times!

This tells you that neither of us used proper english while writing these :wow:

:lol: no it told you that.... I don't know that Jerry is wanting to to the movies? While I have soccer in the way?... yes

Jerry: "u goin 2 soccer 2daii? if no lets go 2 movies i wanna c ironman and calvins being a ----" <--- Won't say that part here ;)

me: maibe idk gotta askshelby id its cacled or no and plu ive seen it 1000 times!

This tells you that neither of us used proper english while writing these :wow:

:lol: no it told you that.... I don't know that Jerry is wanting to to the movies? While I have soccer in the way?... yes

Hehe Ari Lee! :lol:

My last text was: JADE! wot is r spanish hwk? luv p

translated as: Jade! What is our spanish homework? Love Paige

:lol:

Picture of the batman (awsome!) symbol that my cousin sent me.

My last outgoing said:
"I HAVE CHEESE!! :D!" :lol:!!!!

And my last incoming..
"OMG I WANT SOME!!"

:lol:!!!!

my last text said: Ian wants to know who you are sat by''

from my bf's friend where i was sat next to a male friend in a cinema and my bf obviously got paranoid :rolleyes:

:lol:
Paranoid boyfriends are funny :rotfl:

My friend telling me about this guy who was wearing bright green shoes...:err:

Yay, people are posting in this thread again! :clap::clap:

A conversation between me and one of my best guy friends...

Him: We are hanging out...I'm thinking the 9th. That work for you? I mean it. No girlfriends, no boyfriends, just you and me.
Me: Wait, wait, wait, wait...wait. You have boyfriends?
Him: I'm just that sexay!

:rolleyes::p

Ok in a series so it can be understood, well sort of :p


Me: I am surprised she wasn't featured on it
Friend: That's what Annie said
Me: Rotflmao sometimes me and her are so similar it freaks me out :p
Friend: Haha

Ok in a series so it can be understood, well sort of :p


Me: I am surprised she wasn't featured on it
Friend: That's what Annie said
Me: Rotflmao sometimes me and her are so similar it freaks me out :p
Friend: Haha

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:!!! It pleases me muchly that I know what you are referring to. Hee!

*wakes up thread* :D

My last incoming text from my sister:
"Have you ever seen a dog tiptoe?"

:lol: K I had a really funny text just now from my "mate" just now.. cracked me up :lol: but i don't think it's pporipraite so I'm scared....

I'll just do my other one :(

Louis- ima steel ur salad (I'm going to steal your salad)
Me- ima eat it! (I'm going to eat it!)

haha ^^^that^^^ is two food lovers conversing! :rotfl:

okay this is actually two...but i had to read the first one to get why the second one was sent...and i recieved the second text first...for some..odd reason :lol:!!!

Ped: Hey court how are you, how is Bass treatin you? Il beat him for you if he treats you wrong ;) x x

then..:rotfl:


Ped: It's Ped btw, that tall blonde, muscley one that ian follows sometimes lol x x x

:lol: ye...not exciting eh?? ha ha

Last text I received: "Aha! So you admited it" (he doesn't.. spell well in texts)
Last text I sent: "Not at all" (in reply to ^)

If I'd have seen this thread sooner, you would've gotten much more interesting texts, but you can see why they're the LAST texts, rather that the first :lol:

Last sent: "THERE WAS A HUGE FU***** SPIDER IN MY BRA OM*G!! I'm really shaky now D:" :lol:
Last Recieved: "Awww, yeah, i love you :) Night."

[QUOTE=popcornzyum;5070903]Last sent: "THERE WAS A HUGE FU***** SPIDER IN MY BRA OM*G!! I'm really shaky now D:" :lol:
/QUOTE]

:wow: !!! OMG!!! :rotdl: The thought of that sends shivers down my spine lol

Outgoing:
Yep

Incoming:
[page]


Now you see how boring my life is. That incoming text is a blank page from my dad to prove that you can send a blank text. The outgoing was not a reply to that text.

Inbox: "Yeah! =]

Outbox: "can you hangout later?"

'Just seen fingy...wow!'

I'm guessing my mate has a crush on someone :lol:

"yes sir thank you sir"

haha, i was trying to be like Old Gregg (:

My last text was a very urgent, "You have to finish season 2!!!!!!!!" :rotfl:...which, obedient friend that I am, I am currently doing. :p

last sent: "kk have fun."
last inbox text: "k ill try"

blahblah boring lol.

Outgoing:
"YEAH, I've been feeling like Thai food too"

Incoming:
"Should we get some green curry"

My boyfriend and I discuss very important matters, over things that could most assuredly be done quicker over the phone in text messages :D

Outgoing- How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Incoming- the world may never know ;)


I am all about the serious, hard hitting questions :p

Outgoing: "HI!!!"

Incoming: "FREE VZW MESSAGE -- Your pixplace account has been inactive for 150 days. Please log on to ******** to verify your pixplace account within 30 days or it will be deleted."

The funny part being that I never had a pixplace account :rotfl:

Incoming (from my friend): "Omg the high school is such freaking hot. OMG."

Outgoing (to same friend): "Haha ew kill such."

We're normal. :lol:

One I got today that made me smile:

"This is your 12:18 wake up text"

and my reply:

"I've been up since 5 you nerd" :rotfl:

Everyone, I changed the title of this thread, to allow more people to post. I felt the "last text" was excluding some people who had fun texts, but not last ones. Still remember to keep if Family Friendly.
Thanks,
Mac.

Since I totally didn't just post here. :lol:

I don't think posting the whole convo will help people understand it any better, but oh well.

My friend: He threw a soda can at a bird.
Me: Yeah? Well, he shot a bird.
My friend: Yeah? Well he baked people into pies.
Me: Yeah? Well she helped.

It got inappropriate after that ('cause it was extremely appropriate for a while there).

SInce I am the always the top of everyone's contacts (Aaron), I can interesting texts not meant for me :whistle:

:rotfl: That must be awesome Aaron!

My texts usually run to the practical such as "c u at the Durham at 3".

SInce I am the always the top of everyone's contacts (Aaron), I can interesting texts not meant for me :whistle:

:lol: I love getting texts that aren't intended for me. The other day I got one about someone being decapitated at Six Flags that, luckily, was not for me.

Here's a lovely convo for y'all.

(starts with me)
"hahaha this guy is hitting on ariel and me. it's so funny."
"haha oh baby"
"hahaha he's like 30. and were 19 evidently. he made ariel talk on the phone with someone he was talking to haha."
"haha you're 19? wow you really do learn something new everyday."
"haha oh no apparently thats just ariel, im only 17. the guy says im borderline. of course the young hot guy doesn't hit on us!"
"haha oh. even then i still learned something new!"

Being hit on by creepy guys twice your age, ftw. :rolleyes:

Last text conversation

Me: "Julia i'm so nostalgic about harry potter right now :("
Julia: "Aw... HP marathon soon?"
Me: "PLEASE. I miss my harry. :("
Julia: "Temporarily, i prescribe you fanfichon"
Me: "Lol fanfichon? Sounds french. I just found one of my old ff folders and i had written a horrible simpsons humour fic. I think i was high."

What does this say about me and my friend Julia? We're complete HP geeks. :lol:

Outgoing : Rawrs, still up for wii'ing this weekend? Which day is best? Also u gonna bring maree?? BRAWL IS KICKASS.

ahah yeah, who doesnt like super smash?!?

Incoming : Do you want steak for tea?Love mum xoxo..

lol.. my mums awesome :lol:

Inbox: We got the jacuxzi tub workin :)

I'm posting on this thread too often. :lol:

This conversation originated from me joking to my friend that I think my other friend thinks I'm dating this girl Tiff. The friend I'm talking to in the convo hates Danielle and Tiff. This whole thing is a complete joke, if you're wondering; I'm not romantically involved with either of these girls, or any girls for that matter.

Me: "I was telling her how Tiff was like 'in love with me' and she was like, is there something you wanna tell me?! I was like, I don't think Tiff is the one you need to worry about!"
My friend: "Hahaha I sincerely hope she's not the one she should worry about!"
Me: "Yeah duh everyone knows that would be Danielle. Just kidding. :)"
My friend: "Yeaaaaaaah I bet you're kidding!"
Me: "Oh yeah I love that girl. Just about as much as I love snape."
My friend: "Okay good just making sure you hated her properly!"
Me: "Actually, she's more on the level of umbridge or peter."
My friend: "Okay idk who you like least out of those 3!"
Me: "Haha I like pettigrew least, duh."

Point of the story: We relate too many things to HP.

¿In our cell phones/mobiles?

I receive quite often very intriguin text messages, very intirguing becoz they all come from strangers.

I receive a lot of stranger calls and messages in my cell phone, obviously our cell phone companies are not the best of all.
But it´s so funny, intriguing, but funny.

The last one was from one guy telling me he wanted to meet me, he was telling me he saw me there at the store (???¿¿) (What store??).... I never answer to strangers, so I didnt say anything to the guy...
The guy sent me another message insisting he wanted to meet me, that he likes me XD
Gosh, I really wanted to make fun of him...

Messages at night are scary, and strange phone calls at night are scary.
I received one night a message form someone telling me "I am here, I am coming" I don´t remeber exactly the words that person used, but it was scary sounded like a stalker XD LOL

It happens all the time, our cell phones lines are mixed withh other from time to time.

Messages at night are scary, and strange phone calls at night are scary.
I received one night a message form someone telling me "I am here, I am coming" I don´t remeber exactly the words that person used, but it was scary sounded like a stalker XD LOL

It happens all the time, our cell phones lines are mixed withh other from time to time.

oh gosh :rotfl: that would have terrfied me at night :lol:

My last text from a friend who is in France at the moment said:
'I got stuck in a cable car door as it shut!!'' :lol: bless her :rotfl:

Incoming:

Bruh u cld me buh u dnt txt me. Wagwan wv dat bruh?! It wud take tha sme amount bruh. Ya rassaklat! X

My friends are slightly weird, i'll admit...:rotfl:

Last incoming text:
VZW FREE MSG.
Your pmt of $***.** has been applied to your VZW acct ending in ****. Your card acct ending in **** has been charged. Thank you.
CB 0

Last outgoing text:
OK

No, that outgoing text was not to the VZW people.

My last two incoming texts have been:

"my husband wanted to name our daughter Anita but I had already picked out the middle name Margarita. So Anita was vetoed, since she should have been well on her way to AA with a name like 'I need a margarita.'"

and

"Hahahaha the baby name book advises against using the name Crystal Chandel Lear."

Last outgoing text:

"Do you remember that time you tried to dance the worm and got your braces stuck in the carpet?"

Last outgoing text:

"Do you remember that time you tried to dance the worm and got your braces stuck in the carpet?"
:lol:!!!!

Last incoming: "Hiyaaa Laurawr. Lets walk to Church Langley LOL"
She was walking right next to me when she sent it :lol:

oh gosh :rotfl: that would have terrfied me at night :lol:

My last text from a friend who is in France at the moment said:
'I got stuck in a cable car door as it shut!!'' :lol: bless her :rotfl:


LOL, those message are very funny, I receive sucha senseless things quite often, but from stranger not from people I know. I remember another one from a girl (I guess) saying to me "I am waiting outside of the building" or something like that XD LOOOL

Really, I would like to make fun of them... but I prefer to never answer text message to strangers, I receive their messages and calls... but maybe they don´t have my number yet.

Yes, it can be scary. I know.
That´s why I prefer to shut off my cell phone at late hours. Usually I receive stranger´s phone calls or message at that hour, I wonder why.

Many of those message are very funny, but some can be scary LOL

And it happens to me many times, becoz our cell phones lines mix quite often and I receive quite a lot of stranger calls and text messages.

By the way, besides text messages, since I have this cell phone line I receive a call, from time to time, from guys always asking me for the same person... someone called "JD"

I´m getting upset really, the next time those guys call me asking for that "JD" guy again I will do something!!
That call is very weird indeed...

The last text I received was a Michael Jackson I didn't get at all. Haha. And it came from a person I always have a hard time getting her witty jokes. Lol

I just got a text from my friend:
"There's this commercial that advertises face make up that takes years off you in just days. What if you put it on a toddler? Would they turn back into a fetus?!"

OK this is classic, I received this message just a few minutes ago.
It´s from the same number that called me yesterday, I still have it on my cell phone, and said nothing but make a noise at the phone, it sounded like a girl, by the way.

Oh those pranksters XD:::

"I am not afraid of you!! and better take it on the good side"
¿¿????Just that, of course I am translating, but thats exactly the message.

Anyway, this time I have to answer this text message, I would say "BEWARE baby... I will killya!!" or something, really :lol::lol::lol:

I have their number, see. :lol::lol:
This game is just crazy..

My last text is pretty boring but my friends had a good time using the T9Word thing on their phones and texted me a message made up of random words a while ago:

"s pigging bits okie pessimism quality midso celloptx limbs midstalgor ailsteny clieyukpg ageso amigo kirby yang jakarta"

I still laugh whenever i read it. :p

All the texts I receive from my friend Jess are weird.
Latest one; "no, bcoz he stole my food! nobody steals my food nd gets away with it! REVENGEE!!"
It's a long, long story..

MY REPLY:
"Sucks to be him then, lol."

Eh.
Once I got one saying "look out the window." That's weird because when i look out the window i see the sky. Hm.

Last incoming from my friend who was waiting for me to get ready - "Hello did u say 2mins or 10? This is just annoying. Its already 9 btw n i haven't slept much"

Last outgoing to same friend but several hours later - "U know what I got a cab for 20 bucks but I had only a fifty n a ten with me and he didnt ve change so he just took ten bucks :D I feel good! Its only fair right coz he was so overcharging me anyway i mean I wud ve walked if i wasn't scared the place wud shut"

So I'm obviously not very economical when I text :p

One of the oddest ones that I ever got is when I asked my friend what he was up too and he said "I'm feelin home"

?? lol

"I had a bigger reaction to my mom telling me it's 90 degrees in Florida than Mary telling me she's engaged."

^ lawl - we all knew it was coming. :)

LOL, I just got a text as I started typing.

It was my boyfriend who said, "Anyway How goes Percy Jackson?"
Really random since I didn't mention I was reading the series as he is letting me borrow it lol.

my last text is boring it was "r u still downtown?" to my mom.
the last one i got was "heading home" from my mom...boring huh lol...that was like 5 min ago

"ru 2 s2ped 2 bthar wall i amgoin"

I don't even know this person!

lol, good concept:

Incoming: "I sent u an email. Check it out. Its wacked!"

Outgoing: "Ok cool"

Yeah, that was boring.