Detention! [Archive] - Chamber of Secrets

Luna_Luvr55

December 25th, 2008, 4:34 pm

I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.
I must not make eye contact with Professor Snape at every possible oppourtunity.

*Wanders back in 5 mins later*

I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.
I must not play Cooking Mama 2 under the table during potions.

marauderslovr

February 26th, 2009, 8:06 am

I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.
I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.
I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.
I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.
I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.
I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.
I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.
I must not punch Malfoy in the face. I must not punch Malfoy in the face.

*one hour later, comes back in*

I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.
I must not curse Malfoy. I must not curse Malfoy.

Daggerstone

March 3rd, 2009, 1:35 pm

I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
Note to self: use Chizpurfles instead
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.
I must not splotch Gryffindors with mashed doxy eyes.

KeepItDark

March 4th, 2009, 4:39 am

I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.
I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.
I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.
I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.
I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.
I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.
I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.
I won't charm any room Snape enters with the muggle song 'Macho Man'.

~ comes back, 15 minutes later~
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.
I will not charm the Potions Lab to play the muggle song 'Loveshack' when Snape enters.

~comes back, an hour later~
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia
I will not change Snape's headache reliever potion with amortentia

Daggerstone

March 4th, 2009, 5:24 am

Oh, shucks! :grumble:

I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students

*an unspeakable peeks in*

I'm on it, already... :rolleyes:

I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students
I must not snark at other students

____________________________________

*wanders back in after a couple of days*

I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.
I must not attempt to blast Gryffindors in the Common Room, even if they are delusional.

Pigwijon

March 8th, 2009, 3:39 am

I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins
I must not have duels with random Slytherins

PureBloodGirl

March 8th, 2009, 4:02 am

I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.
I must not set fire to Snape's greasy hair.

marauderslovr

March 9th, 2009, 3:55 am

I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.
I must not Transfigure Pansy Parkinson into a ball and give her to Fang.

JennyMarie

March 14th, 2009, 11:09 pm

:lol: It's like something out of the Simpsons in here!

But yes, Professor, I'm getting on with it.

I must not leave a bludger in Umbridges office.
I must not leave a bludger in Umbridges office.

There. That'll do.

*The next day*

I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.
I must not cut short my detention.

Daggerstone

March 30th, 2009, 7:21 am

I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies
I must not AK pink unicorns and bunnies

*walks out. returns an hour later*

I must not AK pink unicorns, bunnies and fornicating dolphins
I must not AK pink unicorns, bunnies and fornicating dolphins
I must not AK pink unicorns, bunnies and fornicating dolphins
I must not AK pink unicorns, bunnies and fornicating dolphins
I must not AK pink unicorns, bunnies and fornicating dolphins
I must not AK pink unicorns, bunnies and fornicating dolphins
I must not AK pink unicorns, bunnies and fornicating dolphins

arithmancer

April 12th, 2009, 5:34 am

*bump*

Daggerstone

April 12th, 2009, 5:42 am

*walks in with Filch and Peeves on her trail, and a bottle of Mrs. Scower's Magical Mess Remover*

Peveesy boy, we're in for three hours of polishing goodness.... :sigh:

*starts on the scattered old armour bits to the background of Filch's cackling*

I hope someone hexes you - and soon - old man... :grumble:

xhanax315

April 12th, 2009, 6:07 am

I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.
I must not stuff chewing gum into the keyholes of doors.

PureBloodGirl

April 13th, 2009, 12:21 am

I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.
I must not steal from Professor Snape's Potion's cupboard.

Daggerstone

April 13th, 2009, 3:33 pm

I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
note to self:avoid conversations until further notice
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation
I must not use equivocal words in conversation

romionefanatic

April 15th, 2009, 9:26 pm

I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.
I will not constantly invite Snape to makeover parties with facials, shampooing, and hairbraiding.

Comes back in 20 minutes later...

I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"
I will not call Snape "The Half-Blood Princess"

Comes back in 10 minutes later...

I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.
I will not call Professer Snape 'Snape' because it is not his proper title.

I'll be back soon. ^.^

feminineDraco2

April 2nd, 2010, 3:56 am

I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
That’s the last time I‘m telling Ron Snape is an okay teacher! Grrr...
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.

I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
I will not talk out of turn when Professor Snape is speaking.
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anyone get the reference? :P Snape is such a meanie who never washes his hair :O Hmpf.

ignisia

April 2nd, 2010, 6:29 pm

Snape's been assigning an awful lot of detentions lately. The poor, long-suffering fellow...
Anyway, on to my lines!

He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".
He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".

Or is it...

He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."
He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."
He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."
He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."
He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."
He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."
He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."
He is to be called "Professor Snape," not "Professor Sexypants."

I just know he'll mark me down for punctuation. :grumble:

LyraLovegood

April 3rd, 2010, 5:22 pm

Yays, a thread for doing detentions!

I've been looking for this for ages. Way back at the end of the Beaters v Knockers Dragon Quidditch match, I got busted for hexing Annielogic, the Knocker Seeker. I was told to report at once to my Head of House, the Awesome Professor Filius Flitwick.

Weeks later, he told me to go clean up the Charms Classroom after a rather disastrous Reducto lesson.

I've been searching for the place ever since...

*gets on with it*

I wonder if I could get some advice from Molly Weasley on all those housekeeping charms at which she excels. Professor never mentioned whether I had to clean the room the Muggle way or the Magic way! :evil:

Daggerstone

April 5th, 2010, 2:42 pm

Well... at least I got five points for creativity. :sigh:

I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
They can't carry a tune to save their lives, anyway...:grumble:
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.
I will not Imperio Gryffindors into singing "He's A Tramp" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN69gnkNtLo) during Potions class.

xhanax315

April 7th, 2010, 3:20 am

I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.
I must not glue certain Slytherins' fingers together.

Slytherin_12

April 8th, 2010, 6:23 pm

He is to be called "Professor Snape", not "Professor Sexypants".

:rotfl:

I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.
I will not curse random Gryffindors in the hall, going to class.

I'm telling you, they deserved it...
*comes in again*

I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
I will not make an Acid Potion to dump over a Gryffindor's head.
*sighs*
a Day later...

I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.
I will not ask Professor Snape to marry me.

:p

PotterFanDuh

April 9th, 2010, 2:59 am

*sits down at desk in Snape's office*
*takes out quill*
*sigh*

Here I go now...

I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.
I must not correct Professor Snape in front of the class.

Although he did insert one too many unicorn hairs in that potion...

...

I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.
I must not think negative thoughts about Professor Snape's judgement and teaching.

I do not enjoy your teaching Snape, and I think your judgement stinks. Take that!!

Off to polish some trophies for my negative thoughts.

Daggerstone

April 9th, 2010, 11:23 am

*shoots a dirty look at PotterFanDuh on her way in*

I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike the morning pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I'll get the House Elves to do it, instead :elaugh:
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.
I will not spike other students' pumpkin juice with Veritaserum.

Tonks_Animagus

April 9th, 2010, 5:41 pm

I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

xD Oh, and one of my favourites:

I will not lock the Slytherins and the Gryffindors together in the Great Hall and make bets who will be the last to survive.
I will not lock the Slytherins and the Gryffindors together in the Great Hall and make bets who will be the last to survive.
I will not lock the Slytherins and the Gryffindors together in the Great Hall and make bets who will be the last to survive.
I will not lock the Slytherins and the Gryffindors together in the Great Hall and make bets who will be the last to survive.
I will not lock the Slytherins and the Gryffindors together in the Great Hall and make bets who will be the last to survive.
I will not lock the Slytherins and the Gryffindors together in the Great Hall and make bets who will be the last to survive.

:rotfl:

When Voldemort and the DeathEaters attack Hogsmease I will not raise my wand and scream: "To the Batmobile Robin!".
When Voldemort and the DeathEaters attack Hogsmease I will not raise my wand and scream: "To the Batmobile Robin!".
When Voldemort and the DeathEaters attack Hogsmease I will not raise my wand and scream: "To the Batmobile Robin!".
When Voldemort and the DeathEaters attack Hogsmease I will not raise my wand and scream: "To the Batmobile Robin!".
When Voldemort and the DeathEaters attack Hogsmease I will not raise my wand and scream: "To the Batmobile Robin!".
When Voldemort and the DeathEaters attack Hogsmease I will not raise my wand and scream: "To the Batmobile Robin!".
When Voldemort and the DeathEaters attack Hogsmease I will not raise my wand and scream: "To the Batmobile Robin!".

ignisia

April 9th, 2010, 5:41 pm

Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/281/d/6/hug_by_ruloworld.gif
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.
Ms. Daggerstone is not my teddy bear and I will respect her personal space.

LordVoldkins

April 9th, 2010, 5:50 pm

I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hagrid fat
I must not call Hag
*bell rings*
Woo! i'm done!

PotterFanDuh

April 10th, 2010, 12:28 am

Hello again detention-goers...

I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
But it was an accident! :grumble:
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.
I must not turn my teacup into a live baby dragon during Transfiguration.

*two hours later*

I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.
I must not Jelly-Legs jinx Slytherins in between classes, even if they did just call me a silly ickle first year.

Daggerstone

April 10th, 2010, 2:26 am

*shuffles in, Snape in tow*
But... but, sir! She http://www.smileydesign.net/smileys/act03.gif me! With both hands! And then she http://www.smileydesign.net/smileys/imotion08.gif, and http://www.smileydesign.net/smileys/class36.gif, and I just... http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/talking/030.gif

S... sir? :huh:

http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/shocked/059.gif

I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
See if I ever lift a finger when they do the same to you! :grumble:
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.
I will not vanish people's body parts for being cordial with me.

ccollinsmith

April 10th, 2010, 4:37 am

I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
But it's so fun to watch them flee the Dungeons!
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.
I will refrain from confunding Hufflepuffs with the suggestion that Professor Snape time turned his way to Whitechapel.

-----------------

An hour later...

I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
No, I'll just dangle string and scratch her muzzle!
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.
I will not say "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" when Professor McGonnagall transforms into her animagus form.

xhanax315

April 10th, 2010, 6:49 am

I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.
I must not hand in Potions essays decorated with pink hearts.

:love:

bellatrix93

April 10th, 2010, 8:21 am

I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.
I must not :rotfl: when I see people carrying out their detentions.

LordVoldkins

April 10th, 2010, 7:50 pm

I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...
I must not open the chamber of secrets to have DA meetings...

xhanax315

April 11th, 2010, 5:02 am

I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:
I must not find ways to recieve private detentions with Professor Snapiewapiekins. :eyebrows:

LoonyForMoony

April 12th, 2010, 11:25 pm

I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
It's so hard....
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.
I will not make loud, pointed comments about shampoo in front of Professor Snape.

MC2456

April 13th, 2010, 5:14 am

*Storms in* stupid idiotic moronic Snivellus! I'll getcha! And I'll make it look like an accident!

I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
Especially not the "I feel pretty" song.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.
I will not sing in Potions.

xhanax315

April 14th, 2010, 3:07 am

I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:
I must not send Snapiewapiekins love letters. :love:

ignisia

April 14th, 2010, 3:13 am

I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.
I will not intercept Hana's eloquent love letters, cross out her name, and add mine in its place.

PotterFanDuh

April 14th, 2010, 4:10 am

'Ello, naughty ones...

I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.
I will not attempt to convince Hufflepuffs that Professor Snape is really an unregistered bat Animagus.

ccollinsmith

April 14th, 2010, 4:52 am

I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
Then who should I confund?
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.
I will not confund Hufflepuffs into testing my extracurricular potions concoctions.

Returns to the room. :grumble:

I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.
I will not help Ms. Ignisia put sparklies on Ms. Hana's intercepted love letters.

Whew! Glad that's over!

Slartibartfast

April 14th, 2010, 10:52 pm

I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
Oh but i really want him to!
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".
I will not beg Professor Snape to sing me "Happy Birthday".

ccollinsmith

April 14th, 2010, 11:23 pm

I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
But Professor! It was her birthday, and she was threatening to squee all over me!
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.
I will not concoct a love potion for Ms. Slartibartfast to slip Professor Snape.

LyraLovegood

April 15th, 2010, 2:11 am

Am I the only one who ever gets detention from someone other than Snape?

LordVoldkins

April 15th, 2010, 2:39 am

I've gotten detention from Dumbledore once....
It was not nice
He lectured me for hours before giving me a biscuit

ccollinsmith

April 15th, 2010, 3:45 am

Am I the only one who ever gets detention from someone other than Snape?

I've gotten detention from McGonnagall before. But the fangirls keep dragging me into their pranks and Professor Snape is not amused.

Daggerstone

April 15th, 2010, 4:10 am

Am I the only one who ever gets detention from someone other than Snape?

No. But you're the only one who actually shows up for it. :relax:

LordVoldkins

April 15th, 2010, 4:15 am

I show up too...

Daggerstone

April 15th, 2010, 4:47 am

:grumble:

I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
As if the fangirls make much more sense with regular ones... http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/tired/018.gif
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.
I will not replace Hogwarts' official stock with outdated Weasleys' Spell-Checking Quills.

xhanax315

April 15th, 2010, 5:01 am

I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.
I will not come post in the detention thread any longer.

.............

LyraLovegood

April 15th, 2010, 1:56 pm

I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.
I will not trust Daggerstone's SpellCheck quills to review my Herbology Homework.

ccollinsmith

April 15th, 2010, 2:32 pm

No. But you're the only one who actually shows up for it. :relax:

*Professor McGonnagall personally escorts me into the room. I glare at Daggerstone.*

I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not cry "Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.

Tonks_Animagus

April 15th, 2010, 4:03 pm

^
|

*McGonagal disappears and comes back with me following her hanging my head with shame(yeah, right!:lol:)*

I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.
I will not laugh out loud :lol: when ccollinsmith cries out :"Here, ickle snookie pussums!" to Professor McGonnall's Animagus.

LordVoldkins

April 17th, 2010, 7:36 pm

I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop
I will not leave school just because george just made a new product from his joke shop

Daggerstone

April 17th, 2010, 8:15 pm

*Professor McGonnagall personally escorts me into the room. I glare at Daggerstone.*

Smooth, CC... http://www.smileydesign.net/smileys/imotion06.gif

I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I'll get Peeves to do it instead. :elaugh:
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.
I will not aid students in circumventing detention.

Vindictive old biddy... Snarks'd never make me write this much. :grumble:

Slartibartfast

April 20th, 2010, 12:28 am

I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.
I will not make Professer Snape sing Happy Birthday to ccollinsmith.

ccollinsmith

April 20th, 2010, 4:25 am

Slarti, did you try to Imperio him again? :wow:

LyraLovegood

April 20th, 2010, 9:17 pm

I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Potions Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
I will not get caught up discussing the Potions Master when I ought to be studiously reading my Muggle Studies Textbook.
...
...

Daggerstone

April 21st, 2010, 11:02 pm

Gah! It's contagious! :yuhup:

I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
But I've been working on the same thing for 2 days now! :argh:
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.
I will not get caught reading my Potions Textbook when I ought to be working on Ancient Runes.

KeepItDark

April 23rd, 2010, 1:06 am

I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.
I will not accidentally poison the food I present as gifts.

Professor Snape

April 26th, 2010, 12:27 pm

This really is my favourite thread :relax:

Daggerstone

April 26th, 2010, 12:49 pm

We noticed... http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/tired/018.gif

I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
Except Snape seems to think it's fun :grumble:
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.
I'm writing this for no reason at all.

Professor Snape

April 26th, 2010, 12:51 pm

Yes your are writing for a reason. Because I told you so.

ignisia

April 26th, 2010, 2:33 pm

This really is my favourite thread :relax:

I imagine so, darling. :love:

...

I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."
I will not call Professor Snape "Darling."

ccollinsmith

April 26th, 2010, 3:36 pm

I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
Smirking is apparently reserved for the Professor
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
I will not smirk when Professor Snape hands Ms. Daggerstone and Ms. Ignisia detentions.
Am I done yet?
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.
I will not inquire impatiently if my detention is complete.

Slytherin_12

May 22nd, 2010, 4:32 pm

I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
499,936 lines, and two hours later...
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.
I will not stalk Professor Snape whatsoever, at any time.

ignisia

May 22nd, 2010, 6:32 pm

I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.
I will not post hearts, glitter, and cuddly fairies on Professor Snape's profile.

(He didn't say anything about kittens, though. :evil:)

arithmancer

June 3rd, 2010, 4:50 pm

I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.
I will not be nice to Dags' brood.

*now THAT made a lot of sense...:rolleyes:*

Daggerstone

June 5th, 2010, 7:06 pm

:grumble:

I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
One'd think they'd remember to cast Impervious during construction :rolleyes:
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.
I shall not rev charmed supercars in front of Hogwarts greenhouses.

merrymarge

June 6th, 2010, 12:02 am

I guess no one is in Cafe Voldemort because of detention.

Astrognash

July 15th, 2010, 4:25 am

I will not **bother!** Professor Snape.
I will not **bother!** Professor Snape.
I will not **bother!** Professor Snape.
I will not **bother!** Professor Snape.
I will not **bother!** Professor Snape.
I will not **bother!** Professor Snape.
I will not **bother!** Professor Snape.

APolaris

July 15th, 2010, 7:20 am

I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.
I will not ask Professor McGonagall if she had a brother named William.

lightreading

July 22nd, 2010, 7:18 pm

APolaris, you got detention!!!
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.
I will not randomly burst onto threads I don't belong on.

LordVoldkins

July 30th, 2010, 1:23 am

I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat
I will not call hagrid fat

winky45

August 8th, 2010, 2:31 pm

I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.
I love serving Detention under Professor Snape.

Is that enough, Professor:hmm:?

Winky45

Fixedatzero

August 12th, 2010, 11:04 pm

I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.
I must not buy shampoo for Professor Snape.

*puts shampoo on desk*

Please sir, just take it

RhinestoneDiary

August 13th, 2010, 2:16 pm

Anyone can undergo detention if they want to right?

I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.
I must not kick the cat with rings around its eyes.

Daggerstone

August 13th, 2010, 2:47 pm

I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
When I find out who ratted on me, I'll use a shovel instead! http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/talking/030.gif
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.
I will not use Unforgivables outside Spinner's End.

LyraLovegood

August 13th, 2010, 5:34 pm

I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.
I must not hex Ly for kicking Professor McG.

RhinestoneDiary

August 15th, 2010, 4:24 pm

I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.
I must not duel in the detention room.

Fixedatzero

August 16th, 2010, 9:29 pm

I must not yell "THE DEATH MUNCHERS ARE HERE" accross Professor Umbridge's classroom.

HPitty23

October 10th, 2010, 5:34 pm

I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.
I must not ask Snape how long it takes for hair to become irreversibly greasy.

But I can recommend some proper hair care products.....

megan_black

October 10th, 2010, 6:00 pm

i must not ask professor Mcgonagall if she has fleas
i must not ask professor mcgonagall if she has fleas
i must not ask professor mcgonagall if she has fleas
i must not ask professor mcgonagall if she has fleas
i must not ask professor mcgonagall if she has fleas
i must not ask professor mcgonagall if she has fleas
i must not ask professor mcgonagall if she has fleas
i must not ask professor mcgonagall if she has fleas

HPitty23

October 10th, 2010, 8:20 pm

I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.
I will not throw paper balls through Professor Bins, although it doesn't hurt him.

But I will fall asleep in his class......

VickyLynnPotter

December 23rd, 2010, 1:30 am

Writes the lines,
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
'I must not hex Professor Snape'
*Cleans the trophies.*
*Gets knocked out by a thrown trophie by Peeves yelling, "you missed a spot!"*
*Eventually wakes up and gets knocked out again by Peeves while I was on the way to Madam Pomfrey to check and see if there were any curses on the trophy.*

AurayaBlack

December 24th, 2010, 6:17 pm

Writes the lines,
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'
'I must not irritate Professor Slughorn by proving him wrong.'

megan_black

December 24th, 2010, 6:35 pm

I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)
I must not back talk Professor Snape (even though HE is the one who gets in trouble when he hexes me)

merrymarge

December 25th, 2010, 2:49 am

Everyone, quick, leave detention! it's Christmas Eve or Christmas Day! no one should be in detention.
Merry Christmas, everyone!

Grymmditch

December 25th, 2010, 5:27 pm

Are students allowed to write their lines using "flagrate" ?

That sure beats chalk or markers anyday.

Daggerstone

December 26th, 2010, 2:24 am

it's Christmas Eve or Christmas Day!

Speak for yourself... :grumble:

I shall not indulge in schadenfreude.
I shall not indulge in schadenfreude.
I shall not indulge in schadenfreude.
I shall not indulge in schadenfreude.
I shall not indulge in schadenfreude.

no one should be in detention.
GQkqXiuf6iI
:grumble:

:p

SadiraSnape

January 17th, 2011, 5:46 am

Sigh... I've avoided it so far, but I got caught today...

I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her.

But she was scratching!! And I got some off her!!! :scared:

I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.
I must not grab Prof. McGonagall when she's a cat and flea comb her, then tell other students I got fleas off her.

Maybe a nice pennyroyal sachet and a collar? Just a thought... :hmm:

PeverellWand

February 22nd, 2011, 1:04 am

I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.

I hate these lines. Professor, your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admenumvenium*beep beep beep beep*trrragula*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep*ing Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!
Darn.

I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.
I must not use the Elder Swear.

xhanax315

June 3rd, 2011, 5:27 pm

I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.
I will show up for detention when Professor Snape tells me to do so.

Especially if he's here...:eyebrows:

Th3Phoenix89

June 20th, 2011, 7:34 pm

I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:
I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:\
I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:
I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:
I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:
I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:
I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:
I'll not wander in corridors late at night:sad:

:hmm:

LillyColak

July 14th, 2011, 3:03 am

b-but i didn't do nothing! :o honest >:3/o:) you saw that potions beaker just fell over and hit your skirt bursting you into flames.. :o

ProfessorWooton

July 21st, 2011, 8:28 pm

*sigh*

I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
(At least I won't be CAUGHT doing it again...)
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
It's hard typing when you've been Transfigured into an octopus. :(
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
I will not try to give Professor Snape a Forgetfulness Potion so that he forgets to give me this detention.
Oh yeah... and I will not let off green and silver fireworks in Professor Snape's office on his birthday.
...And I will not forget to call him "Professor."