Squidigo "Squiddy" Montoya for Minister

Your fed up with the underestimation of important characters?

You believe that the character who doesn't need to drag themselves
in the spot light is the one to support your needs and wants?


THEN IS SQUIDDY YOUR MAN ehm SQUID

You can count on Squiddy, because he is fighting for
your rights with every tentacle.

You have our promise signed (with his own ink) and sealed.


Supporters:
deansboy
guad
Puchula
Tenshi


This message was brought to you by Squiddy's Army

*sporfle*

*sigh* Squiddy would be such a noble Minister.

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You want to support Squiddy? Cool I will write you down. :eyebrows:

*sigh* Squiddy would be such a noble Minister.
There was never a more noble and selfless creature before. Squiddy would be the best Minister the Wizard World ever saw.

Just letting you know that I don't plan on supporting this campaign

Oh, hush, Rell, you know you love Squiddy. :love:

What are the important issues to Squiddy?

I've heard a rumor that Obama is on Squiddy's short list for Vice Minister.

Can you confirm or deny this?

I've heard a rumor that Obama is on Squiddy's short list for Vice Minister.

Can you confirm or deny this?

:lol: I don't think I can vote for a being that isn't exactly human.

I love your signature and avatar, by the way! Bella's awesome... :D

Just letting you know that I don't plan on supporting this campaign

Hear, hear. I personally am flabbergasted that someone could as deluded as to support TEHEVOL for MoM. What is the world coming to...?

I"m supporting simply because you gave him that name. It's just too good not to support.

I SUPPORT THE SQUID! :D

Why is the Squid supporting thread not sticky?

We unstick it every morning after Jessica had sticked it. Eh... I mean, one needs ten nominations to run in the actual election campaign. If ten votes are reached, the threads get sticked.

What are the important issues to Squiddy?
Important issues? The nobility, the subtleness, the courage, the friendliness, the helpfulness and much more. During all his years Squiddy worked at the Hogwarts Castle he showed a lot of characterism that makes out a good leader.

I've heard a rumor that Obama is on Squiddy's short list for Vice Minister.

Can you confirm or deny this?
I am afraid, I need to deny this rumour. The current candidate who is nominated for this no-less-important posistion is Harald (http://www.cosforums.com/member.php?u=166141).

I"m supporting simply because you gave him that name. It's just too good not to support.
Good good. I added you to the list. :D

I SUPPORT THE SQUID! :D

Why is the Squid supporting thread not sticky?
We unstick it every morning after Jessica had sticked it. Eh... I mean, one needs ten nominations to run in the actual election campaign. If ten votes are reached, the threads get sticked.
Well it definitely works against us, that some important supporters of Squiddy are denied to take part on the campaign, but we will get enough votes without their help. :relax:

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DOWN WITH THE SQUIDDY CAMPAIGN!!!!!!!!!! [line courtesy of the brilliant Rell :agree:]

:upset: You're just jealous of Squiddy's awesomeness!

But don't worry. We all wish we had cool tentacles like him! ;)

You're kidding, right? Me jealous of Squiddy? Sorry, I'm not Lily, if I had a choice between James and the squid you know very well who I'd choose. :eyebrows: :lol:

SQUIDDY WAS VOLDEMORT'S RIGHT HAND MAN ehm SQUID!!!!! No one in their right mind would vote for him! :yuhup:

(Btw, I'm adding it here as well. If my post suddenly spouts lovely praises for Squiddy, let me say it right now it wasn't me. Jessica probably edited it...not that I'm accusing her of abusing her powers. Not at all. *is intimidated by the threat of getting banned* :whistle:)

Down with TEHEVOL Squid!

It's horrible to see this whole enviousness. :no:

*makes sure not to let Rell into Squiddy's Army EVER again* And you were his most loyal supporter. This is sad. :(

I'd like to remind you that Character bashing (especially Squiddy bashing) is prohibited on this Forum. :relax:

It's horrible to see this whole enviousness.
I don't worry. Greatness attracts jealousy and fear. Lesser minds fear the awesomeness of the squid.

And of course all those who are running some obscure business don't want the Squid to win, because they know that their days will be over, once he brings us justice and peace.

The SQUID! Nobility and Courage! Fighting for the Helpless! Ask Colin! Ask Dennis! Ask Victor Krum! Ask Fred and George Weasley! And ask Lily! All of them know how the Squid will save us all.

It's time for the never appreciated, always underestimated true heroes of this world to finally have a stand against thouse foul lesser beings that have taken all the credit for far too long! Unite Squiddy supporters! It's time to show the world how much he is worth, how nothing of what we know would have been possible without his aid, how Emo King Potter took all his glory and great achievements and turned them into shallow fame!

Long live Squidigo "Squiddy" Montoya!

And yes, I'm signing up as supporter. :relax:

I just have a... er, question - couldn't Squiddy also be a she? I mean, Norberta!

I just have a... er, question - couldn't Squiddy also be a she? I mean, Norberta!

*gasp* What a silly idea! Squiddy is so undoubtedly masculine! :love:

It's time for the never appreciated, always underestimated true heroes of this world to finally have a stand against thouse foul lesser beings that have taken all the credit for far too long! Unite Squiddy supporters! It's time to show the world how much he is worth, how nothing of what we know would have been possible without his aid, how Emo King Potter took all his glory and great achievements and turned them into shallow fame!

Long live Squidigo "Squiddy" Montoya!

And yes, I'm signing up as supporter. :relax:
This is what we need. Fierce supporters of the goodness that is the Squiddy. :tu:

I'll add you to the list.

We just need 6 more people now.

I just have a... er, question - couldn't Squiddy also be a she? I mean, Norberta!

*gasp* What a silly idea! Squiddy is so undoubtedly masculine! :love:
Correct, it is canon that Squiddy is a Gentleman. :agree:

Alas, I would vote for him, but the ATR are on my case (anti-tentacle rights)

P.S. yes i did write this under incredible boredom and should be taken as random

I love squiddy as much as the next person, but is the Ministry going to move to the lake? It would be very impractical, since not many people can speak squiddish.
Vote Harry Potter and you will get a candidate with most of the good qualities of Squiddy and the ability to live outside of water.

I love squiddy as much as the next person, but is the Ministry going to move to the lake? It would be very impractical, since not many people can speak squiddish.
Vote Harry Potter and you will get a candidate with most of the good qualities of Squiddy and the ability to live outside of water.
Squiddy can travel via rivers to any other assigned place. This is no problem at all. Also is the language barrier none at all. Different translating devices are kept inside the ministry. We do not support any turning downs because of cultural differences anyway.

Squiddy can travel via rivers to any other assigned place.
I agree. Three quarters of earth are covered in water, and Squiddy moves in all of them. :D

Also is the language barrier none at all. Different translating devices are kept inside the ministry. We do not support any turning downs because of cultural differences anyway.

It's not even necessary. Squiddy speaks more languages than Barty Crouch Sr. :English, Squiddish, Mermish, Giant, .... you name it!

So since there is only one giant squid, people can't claim that he is being biased toward them. I hope you get enought people to run. The more choices the better.

If Voldemort gets enough nominees, it would be highly amusing to get the Squiddy as his right hand man, er, squid :rotfl:

Ok, apparently my group hasn't responded to my idea, but if three of the Squid's nominees transfer to Voldemort's, I can arrange for us to have Squid as our running mate and both the Squid and Voldemort can become users. It is time to put the past differences (according to some people anyway) behind us and begin anew!

But identify yourself from being transfered from Lucius' team, because we told Squiddy the same thing. ;). Whoever transfers first gets to be Voldemort's running mate.

Me, as Captain of Squiddy's Army, decide that we will not accept your suggestion. When we don't get into the final elections then we at least retreat with our heads held high.

Why can't Squiddy run on his own? He's too cool for a running mate! :cool: