Ask Lord Voldemort (if you dare)

Lord Voldemort is working hard to retain his body and return to the Magical World. But since he is still stuck in the afterlife, he might have time to answer a few of your questions.

So if you are immune to crucio's and a lot of discouraging answers, go ahead and ask away...

Wowiieee First up!:clap:

Do you like sparkles:whistle:??

Wowiieee First up!:clap:

Do you like sparkles:whistle:??

No, I can't say that sparkles appeal to me. Death Eaters are forbidden from wearing sparkly robes. They ruin the image we present.

OOh..I rather like you all sparkly and dazzling:D

Have you ever felt even the teensiest bit of liking or respect, however short lived, for any other person, past or present? If so, who and why?

The sparkles might help improve the image a bit, though

When am I getting that conversation with Bella?! Well, if I don't get that, i'm asking for a dance and/or kiss as thanks instead :D. Do you have lips anyways?

Have you ever felt even the teensiest bit of liking or respect, however short lived, for any other person, past or present? If so, who and why?

No, I might have respected Dumbledore for his magical abilities but he was such a nuisance...

All the people who have been in my life were useful to me. Nagini is the only creature I've felt affection for, if you can call it affection.

The sparkles might help improve the image a bit, though

My image doesn't need sparkles, I am adverse of popularity and all the glamour it beholds. people need to respect me, fear me and obey me. If they don't... they will be punished.

When am I getting that conversation with Bella?! Well, if I don't get that, i'm asking for a dance and/or kiss as thanks instead . Do you have lips anyways?

I...do...not...dance...

As for a kiss :no:

So when am I getting that conversation again? Do you know what would help image by the way? Simply looking human. You'd be surprised how much you can achieve by simply looking extremely evil while still human. I think Christian Coulson, the person who played you in the movie did a far better job than Ralph Fiennes. He just looked like a wannabe. Ok, maybe adding in black irises would help too, mine freak people out and besides those I look completely harmless. I'm telling you, you were far greater as Tom Riddle, suck up that pride and listen to advice for once :p

, suck up that pride and listen to advice for once :p

Somehow..I dont see this remotely possible:relax:

So Voldemort, do you like pygmy puffs?:whistle:

*searches for potions and spells that would make it possible*

Hello Voldemort. So what was your opinion of Bella? Did you think she was a little too pushy when it came to her feelings for you?

Alright, nice! I always wanted someone to put up a thread like this!

Hi Voldemort. Do you now regret all of your evil doings in the past? Do you consider yourself a better person now than before?

Would you like me (with the help of Pro. Snape) to create a potion that shall make you the handsome and totally hot Tom Riddle again? You can keep the name Voldemort just I want that beautiful face back. :D

What do you think of the spell "Expelliarmus"?:relax:

Nagini is the only creature I've felt affection for, if you can call it affection.

Yeah, that's what I suspected to be the case. Which leads me on to a related question. Nagini also seems to be the only creature you had any desire to cuddle up to and caress. Which seems a little perverse when the by no means unattractive and very passionate Bellatrix Lestrange would clearly have been only too pleased to fling herself into your arms, instead of at your feet, if given half a chance. OK, you felt neither respect or affection for her, any more than for anyone else, but why should that have prevented you from feeling some sexual attraction? (The absence of affection or respect doesn't seem to have stopped large numbers of other males from feeling desire, and satisfying it too, with willing or indeed unwilling females.) Nor did you seem any more interested in your own sex.

Were you always this way, I wonder? Or were you changed by the splitting off of the Horcruxes? Or by spending those years bodiless after your first attempt to kill Harry Potter failed? Or was it a deficiency of your new body?

why do you find yourself greater than your old self? Maybe you have more magical power, but it seems to me that your mental capacity has shrank.

Voldemort, you were once so hot! Why did you have to change your appearance?

What do you think about losing the Minister of Magic Elections? Are you going to AK everyone now?

Wow...they actually got Volders here...wow. :huh:

How exactly did the snake features happen? Was it just an aftereffect of the Dark Magic, or was it purposeful?

Do you like fancy dress? You strike me as a person with hidden yearnings for sparkles and bright colours. (am I pushing my luck here?)

Somehow..I dont see this remotely possible:relax:

So Voldemort, do you like pygmy puffs?:whistle:

Only if they have Nagini's temperament.

Hello Voldemort. So what was your opinion of Bella? Did you think she was a little too pushy when it came to her feelings for you?

Bellatrix has always been useful to me, well except for the times she made a mess of things. But yes she was very pushy, still is in fact... even in the afterlife she continues to follow me... :grumble:

Alright, nice! I always wanted someone to put up a thread like this!

Hi Voldemort. Do you now regret all of your evil doings in the past? Do you consider yourself a better person now than before?

No.

Regarding your second question... I am who I am.

Would you like me (with the help of Pro. Snape) to create a potion that shall make you the handsome and totally hot Tom Riddle again? You can keep the name Voldemort just I want that beautiful face back. :D

I don't have any need for being handsome or becoming it again. I know you fangirls want me too..which is an excellent reason not to do it.

What do you think of the spell "Expelliarmus"?:relax:

Most useless spell ever.

Yeah, that's what I suspected to be the case. Which leads me on to a related question. Nagini also seems to be the only creature you had any desire to cuddle up to and caress. Which seems a little perverse when the by no means unattractive and very passionate Bellatrix Lestrange would clearly have been only too pleased to fling herself into your arms, instead of at your feet, if given half a chance. OK, you felt neither respect or affection for her, any more than for anyone else, but why should that have prevented you from feeling some sexual attraction? (The absence of affection or respect doesn't seem to have stopped large numbers of other males from feeling desire, and satisfying it too, with willing or indeed unwilling females.) Nor did you seem any more interested in your own sex.

Were you always this way, I wonder? Or were you changed by the splitting off of the Horcruxes? Or by spending those years bodiless after your first attempt to kill Harry Potter failed? Or was it a deficiency of your new body?

All you described above, it's just a waste of time to become emotionally attached to other people. It didn't serve my plans.

Voldemort, you were once so hot! Why did you have to change your appearance?

When you want increase your powers and are on your way to immortality you will have to make a sacrifice.

What do you think about losing the Minister of Magic Elections? Are you going to AK everyone now?

Too much trouble.

Wow...they actually got Volders here...wow. :huh:

How exactly did the snake features happen? Was it just an aftereffect of the Dark Magic, or was it purposeful?

Yes I wanted to feel closer to my dear Nagini, that's why I changed my face... it was just one of those things that happen when you use dark magic.

Do you like fancy dress? You strike me as a person with hidden yearnings for sparkles and bright colours.

I don't have time to answer this... black is my color.

(am I pushing my luck here?)

Yes.

*crucio*

:hmm:

Most useless spell ever

*cough*Harry*cough*

Have you met Ms. Rita Skeeter?:relax:

Is it true she's writing your biography- "Voldemort- Lord or Lunatic" ?


Must I go into hiding ?...:scared:...

Have you met Ms. Rita Skeeter?:relax:

Is it true she's writing your biography- "Voldemort- Lord or Lunatic" ?


She is still alive isn't she so obviously I've not met her...

Must I go into hiding ?...:scared:...

You do that.

Yes.

*crucio*

Ow. I'm sorry. Shall I stab a few teddies to appease you master?

Wow....that was a quick reply....atleast, you respond quick to people:relax:

You do that.

:elaugh:

What's your favourite book?

Master, what are your favourite words (apart from Avada Kedavra, Crucio and Imperio of course)?

Ow. I'm sorry. Shall I stab a few teddies to appease you master?

No, I prefer you to go and find me some dementors. Have a pleasant search.

What's your favourite book?


Magick Most Evile of course and for a bit of light reading... Fowl or Foul? A Study of Hippogriff Brutality

Master, what are your favourite words (apart from Avada Kedavra, Crucio and Imperio of course)?

Immortality

I have a feeling that there are many dementors hiding in Cornwall, it's certainly cold enough! Would you like me to see if they'd like to come out of the caves?

Yes and take your time, do not anger them.

I don't have any need for being handsome or becoming it again. I know you fangirls want me too..which is an excellent reason not to do it.
What if I told you that the fangirls loved you the way you are and think that you are even more handsome in your evil looking features than you are in your man-like features? Would you consider becoming handsome again? :eyebrows:

oh wow, you almost make me hate you like everyone else....seriously, BE SMART for once in your life! or clever for once. forget immortality, you are DEAD. If you were smart, you would have depended on a sorcerer's stone, it's the same as depending on horcruxes. If you were smart, you would've drove a sword through harry's heart instead of using avada kedavra. (or tortured him until he went insane and then had a dementor kiss him, whatever works :relax:) anyways, when do i get that conversation with bellatrix?

Next question, do you hate or like me? ;)

What if I told you that the fangirls loved you the way you are and think that you are even more handsome in your evil looking features than you are in your man-like features? Would you consider becoming handsome again? :eyebrows:

No.

oh wow, you almost make me hate you like everyone else....seriously, BE SMART for once in your life! or clever for once. forget immortality, you are DEAD. If you were smart, you would have depended on a sorcerer's stone, it's the same as depending on horcruxes. If you were smart, you would've drove a sword through harry's heart instead of using avada kedavra. (or tortured him until he went insane and then had a dementor kiss him, whatever works :relax:) anyways, when do i get that conversation with bellatrix?

Easy for you to say on hindsight.


Next question, do you hate or like me? ;)

What do you think?

well, it would be hard for me to do...but you've killed hundreds of people, killing one more properly should NOT be that hard.

Did you ever have a girlfriend when you were in Hogwarts? Did Bellatrix ever go all goggly eyed over you in Hogwarts?

Bella was too young but did you get a girlfriend just to keep up appearances of being "normal"?

Magick Most Evile of course and for a bit of light reading... Fowl or Foul? A Study of Hippogriff Brutality
I LOVE Hippogriffs!!!!*snort*

Do you like crystallized pineapple? Treacle tart?

If you had to choose between strawberry cheesecake and banofee pie, which one would you go for?

Do you prefer coffee or tea?

And are you good at sports?

Did you ever have a girlfriend when you were in Hogwarts? Did Bellatrix ever go all goggly eyed over you in Hogwarts?

Girlfriends are only a nuisance, I had better things to do when at Hogwarts.

Bella was too young but did you get a girlfriend just to keep up appearances of being "normal"?

No, see answer above.

I LOVE Hippogriffs!!!!*snort*

Do you like crystallized pineapple? Treacle tart?

Treacle tart is alright. I never liked that sort of pineapple.

If you had to choose between strawberry cheesecake and banofee pie, which one would you go for?

Strawberry cheese cake.

Do you prefer coffee or tea?

And are you good at sports?

I prefer the elixer of life to both of them :evil:

I am good at flying, why play a game on a broomstick when flying without one is much more fun.

Hi Dark Lord,

Have you ever considered wearing a toupee?

What is your favorite spell?

I have to say, this is incredibly entertaining, My Lord. :D

This may have already been asked, but what's your favorite food?

hello Lord Voldemort... how's it going??

Do you regret anything in your life? whether feeling remorse, which i doubt you do, or simply wishing that you killed Potter in another way, or regret giving your diary to malfoy etc.?

Hi Dark Lord,

Have you ever considered wearing a toupee?

No, Bella tried to make me look at one and try it on. But I came to the conclusion that with my pale skin I would look like Fester from the Adams family (yes I saw pics of him wearing a toupee, Wormtail showed me, he was a fan) so I never really considered.

What is your favorite spell?

The answer to this question is surely obvious.

I have to say, this is incredibly entertaining, My Lord. :D

This may have already been asked, but what's your favorite food?

Roast Beef with rosemary potatoes.

hello Lord Voldemort... how's it going??

I guess I could be better...

Do you regret anything in your life? whether feeling remorse, which i doubt you do, or simply wishing that you killed Potter in another way, or regret giving your diary to malfoy etc.?

I wish I had had Nagini on the faithful day when I tried to kill Potter, that would have spared a whole load of trouble.

The answer to this question is surely obvious.
Actually I was hoping you would surprise me with a spell besides Avada Kedavra. Well what's your second favorite spell?

non unforgivable favorite spell and voldemort, you did have nagini with you....the first attempt in the final battle.

When you were younger, did you ever wish that your parents (or your mother, at any rate) were around so you didn't have to go back to the orphanage (before you knew that one was a Muggle and the other an inbred mediocre witch, I mean)?

....May I call you MoldyShorts?...

Please?!?!?!?!?!

Lord Voldemort,

What thoughts went through your head the moment Harry Potter flung off his Invisibility Cloak in the Great Hall towards the end of the Battle Of Hogwarts?

Actually I was hoping you would surprise me with a spell besides Avada Kedavra. Well what's your second favorite spell?

Well the antler jinx was always amusing to use when at Hogwarts. I do like the Revulsion jinx too... to keep the fangirls away and Wormtail.

When you were younger, did you ever wish that your parents (or your mother, at any rate) were around so you didn't have to go back to the orphanage (before you knew that one was a Muggle and the other an inbred mediocre witch, I mean)?

Of course, when I was young I hated the orphanage and would have preferred to have had more freedom then I got at that place. However when I grew older I just did what I wanted and parents would probably have been a hindrance to me.

....May I call you MoldyShorts?...

Please?!?!?!?!?!

No...

Lord Voldemort,

What thoughts went through your head the moment Harry Potter flung off his Invisibility Cloak in the Great Hall towards the end of the Battle Of Hogwarts?

Oh no not again... :grumble:

I will censure myself.

Oh no not again... :grumble:

I will censure myself.

Ah. About what I figured then. Poor Lord Voldemort, that dang pesky kid was always cramping your style, wasn't he?

But I really want to call you MoldyShorts!

May I? May I? May I?

...

May I?

Um...I don't think the answer's going to change anytime soon, fattoad...:D

How exactly did that bunny manage to get up to the rafters, anyway? Levitation on your part, or some freakish mind control thing that convinced it that it needed to hang itself? (I'm sorry, this particular story from your childhood has always facinated me.)

WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!?!?! :upset:

ok, that's it, i know what i want as thanks for being in your campaign now, you not ignoring me :grumble:.

anyways: during your time at Hogwarts did you particularly hate a fellow classmate?

anyways: during your time at Hogwarts did you particularly hate a fellow classmate?

No, it's so exhausting to hate people.

Why do you have "lord" in your name?
Are you religious?

do you hate harry potter? or is he just a bug you want to squash?

Um...I don't think the answer's going to change anytime soon, fattoad...:D

Yeah...Seems i'm being ignored.

I shall call him MoldyShorts anyway. :yuhup:

Yeah...Seems i'm being ignored.

I shall call him MoldyShorts anyway. :yuhup:

In best C3PO voice: Oh my. (((Wonders if the Unforgivable Curses work if cast from Beyond The Veil)))

Are you thankful for anything?

Hey! how come fattoad can get away with calling you moldyshorts and I get crucio for asking if you like fancy dress? Favourtism!

We all know you like snakes, but how do you feel about lizards?

Why do you have "lord" in your name?
Are you religious?

Yes. I am the leader of the cult of Voldemort :whistle:

The title of Lord before my name means that I feel I'm being superior over something or someone, in this case the Death Eaters and everyone else.

do you hate harry potter? or is he just a bug you want to squash?

I think I am over it, I've better things to do then hating that one... but squashing always sounds good.

Yeah...Seems i'm being ignored.

I shall call him MoldyShorts anyway. :yuhup:

Be lucky I am in the afterlife...

In best C3PO voice: Oh my. (((Wonders if the Unforgivable Curses work if cast from Beyond The Veil)))

Want me to try?

Seriously, Voldy you are like one of the ugliest persons in the world (no offense). Are you positivily sure you don't want me to make you sexy potion? :rotfl: :p

Can you use spells without a wand? particularly unforgivables?

Hey! how come fattoad can get away with calling you moldyshorts and I get crucio for asking if you like fancy dress? Favourtism!

I'm special!! :lol: :yuhup:

Hiya, Tommykins!

Do you like music? If yes, what kind?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it not the most embarrassing thing in the world to be outsmarted by a teenager?
You know, you probably wouldn't be so pale if you went out in the daylight more often.

No, Bella tried to make me look at one and try it on. But I came to the conclusion that with my pale skin I would look like Fester from the Adams family (yes I saw pics of him wearing a toupee, Wormtail showed me, he was a fan) so I never really considered.

:rotfl:

I wish I had had Nagini on the faithful day when I tried to kill Potter, that would have spared a whole load of trouble.

Wait...I thought you did have her on that day...or do you mean the first time? The second time? Or the Third time? The fourth time, maybe? The Fifth time you were...um...kinda successful, it seemed you both died temporarily (or I guess if we count the attempted possession episode, that would make that last attempt a sixth try). But then, why didn't you have nagini with you all of those times?

Erm..What according to you is the spirit and goodwill of Christmas?

Voldemort, did you know that your ultimate fan girl, Voldemort's8thHorcrux, is writing a story about your snake, Nagini, and that you two were in love at Hogwarts. It's a backstory to how Nagini was actually an animagus. So was Nagini really an animagus? Have you been lying to us the whole time and you actually were in love? Is this story actually true?

Can you use spells without a wand? particularly unforgivables?

Of course :cool:

Do you like music? If yes, what kind?

Not particularly.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it not the most embarrassing thing in the world to be outsmarted by a teenager?

I'm over it. It happened, can't change it can I...

You know, you probably wouldn't be so pale if you went out in the daylight more often.

I'm pale because of magic not because of lack of sunlight.

Wait...I thought you did have her on that day...or do you mean the first time? The second time? Or the Third time? The fourth time, maybe? The Fifth time you were...um...kinda successful, it seemed you both died temporarily (or I guess if we count the attempted possession episode, that would make that last attempt a sixth try). But then, why didn't you have nagini with you all of those times?

I meant the first time... Nagini and me only met after that time and I didn't want to put her in danger during those times Potter and me met.

Erm..What according to you is the spirit and goodwill of Christmas?

There is none...

Voldemort, did you know that your ultimate fan girl, Voldemort's8thHorcrux, is writing a story about your snake, Nagini, and that you two were in love at Hogwarts. It's a backstory to how Nagini was actually an animagus. So was Nagini really an animagus? Have you been lying to us the whole time and you actually were in love? Is this story actually true?

Nagini has always been just a snake...

How do you feel about Valentine's Day? (Personally, the holiday is extremely loathsome to me...how about for someone who was defeated by the very object of this day's celebration?)

Nagini has always been just a snake...
Aww... that's too bad. So were you in love with a snake?

I meant the first time... Nagini and me only met after that time and I didn't want to put her in danger during those times Potter and me met.

In danger of what? Did you think Harry would kill her? He didn't know she was a horcrux back then. Oh another question - how did it feel to possess another person? I mean I realize once Harry got to thinking about his parents and Sirius and friends - and all that love - well that wasn't likely too cool, but before that, was it like an out of body experience? That is, could you still feel yourself?

[QUOTE=Lord Voldemort;5196724]I'm pale because of magic not because of lack of sunlight.


Okay, making Horcruxes turned you into hideous snake-type person, I get it. But we never see you out and about in the daytime- meetings at night, battles at night and the like. I'd imagine that pale face glows in the dark.

What would be your ideal Christmas present, apart from the obvious, coming back and taking over?

How do you feel about Valentine's Day? (Personally, the holiday is extremely loathsome to me...how about for someone who was defeated by the very object of this day's celebration?)

Ugh, I hated it.

Aww... that's too bad. So were you in love with a snake?

No.

In danger of what? Did you think Harry would kill her? He didn't know she was a horcrux back then. Oh another question - how did it feel to possess another person? I mean I realize once Harry got to thinking about his parents and Sirius and friends - and all that love - well that wasn't likely too cool, but before that, was it like an out of body experience? That is, could you still feel yourself?

Harry, bounced off spells, anything.

I didn't have time to feel, I was concentrating on controlling Potter.

What would be your ideal Christmas present, apart from the obvious, coming back and taking over?

A new snake.

A new snake.

that can be easily arranged ;). My parents wont let me have a snake though:grumble:. But then again, I'd rather have a tiger.

And just because Nagini wasn't really an animagus, doesn't mean I can't write a fanfic on it. I can imagine ;).

You're the reason i'm going to enjoy Valentines Day this year ;).

Have you ever gotten chocolates on Valentines Day?

Chocolate is yummy.

I love you :huggles:

Do you like poetry?

Do you like fiction?

If you could say one thing to Darth Sidious (Star Wars, I'm sure you're familiar...the Internet is a wonderful place), what would you tell him?

i don't think you idolized anyone, but if you did, who would be your model? besides yourself of course.

You're the reason i'm going to enjoy Valentines Day this year ;).

:grumble:

Have you ever gotten chocolates on Valentines Day?

No, even Bella knows better...

Do you like poetry?

No

Do you like fiction?

I prefer non-fiction

If you could say one thing to Darth Sidious (Star Wars, I'm sure you're familiar...the Internet is a wonderful place), what would you tell him?

Never depend on others.

i don't think you idolized anyone, but if you did, who would be your model? besides yourself of course.

:hmm:

To a certain extent I would say Grindelwald inspired me.

You penetrated the Ministry just by being in the elections, because now Hermione and Neville have given you a spot to work in, though, I hear Ron Weasley is in charge of watching you. What do you think about this?

No, I thought Lucius was....

what do you think you would do if you had no magical power and the magical world didn't exist?

which was your favorite death eater/ If you say you don't play favorites, which death eater was the most useful or listened to your orders best or whatever characteristics make a good death eater

do you ever plan on writing an autobiography?

and why did you want a pet?

By the way, just like to point out that you can't technically be a lord because you are neither wealthy or a major land owner.

Can you clarify this rumour?

I heard that you went shopping for Christmas and bought these:
http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230395104.jpg

*Runs away from AK*

.....Wow.

If you could give Harry anything for Christmas (non-lethal, sorry), what would it be?

By the way, not sure if i'll bother getting you anything for christmas. I need my down time ;)

Voldy! Do you enjoy the Christmas season?

Ah. Silly question, I know. How about... would you enjoy tearing Christmas decorations down from houses on Christmas?

Is your hatred of Muggles based on the persecution wizards faced during the Middle Ages and a sense that the Wizarding World needed to protect itself, or is there another reason?

Why did you target Harry rather than Neville when you became aware of the prophecy? What made you think he was The One?

Let's say that you didn't die. What would you be doing right now if you didn't?

Who do you think is more amazing, Batman or Superman?

You penetrated the Ministry just by being in the elections, because now Hermione and Neville have given you a spot to work in, though, I hear Ron Weasley is in charge of watching you. What do you think about this?

I am dead... why do I need watching?

Does that Weasley watch me from a desk... or does he die daily to spy in the afterlife?

:rotfl:

what do you think you would do if you had no magical power and the magical world didn't exist?

I don't want to think about that.

which was your favorite death eater/ If you say you don't play favorites, which death eater was the most useful or listened to your orders best or whatever characteristics make a good death eater

They all had their good things and bad things. A good death eater listens, obeys and does what is ordered without questioning.

do you ever plan on writing an autobiography?

No, why would I?

and why did you want a pet?

Because I wanted someone I could trust completely and humans are not like that.

Can you clarify this rumour?

I heard that you went shopping for Christmas and bought these:
http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230395104.jpg

...

If you could give Harry anything for Christmas (non-lethal, sorry), what would it be?

No idea, he seems to have everything he desires already.

By the way, not sure if i'll bother getting you anything for christmas. I need my down time ;)

Fine by me.

Voldy! Do you enjoy the Christmas season?

Ah. Silly question, I know. How about... would you enjoy tearing Christmas decorations down from houses on Christmas?

Christmas means nothing to me.

Is your hatred of Muggles based on the persecution wizards faced during the Middle Ages and a sense that the Wizarding World needed to protect itself, or is there another reason?

I just craved power and Muggles make it impossible for wizards to be themselves and use their full potential.

Why did you target Harry rather than Neville when you became aware of the prophecy? What made you think he was The One?

It was just a choice I had to make and Lily and James felt like more of a threat, they were so close to Dumbledore.

Let's say that you didn't die. What would you be doing right now if you didn't?

Plotting and planning.

Who do you think is more amazing, Batman or Superman?

Who? What?

HA! I KNEW IT! You were not only a pure blood supremacist! Well, at least you had a better reason for killing Muggles than "Well, I don't know, they're inferior"

Well actually, my prediction is that you just wanted followers....but whatever :D

Who was your most trusted death eater then?

Do you like having fans just for the sake of knowing you're powerful and awesome enough to have them?

Will you answer my profile messages for once in your dead life?

:lol: I'm not sure if that last one will happen, v8...

If Merope Gaunt had lived to actually raise you, do you think you would have turned out differently?

If your father had not forsaken you too, would you have turned out differently?

Who was your most trusted death eater then?

Bellatrix, she did anything for me. Once I thought Severus Snape might have been the one, but that didn't work out.

Do you like having fans just for the sake of knowing you're powerful and awesome enough to have them?

Fans do not interest me.

Will you answer my profile messages for once in your dead life?

I don't make promises.

If Merope Gaunt had lived to actually raise you, do you think you would have turned out differently?

If she had taken up magic again... we could have achieved great things together.

If your father had not forsaken you too, would you have turned out differently?

No. Do not speak to me of that Muggle.

Once I thought Severus Snape might have been the one, but that didn't work out.

That, dear Voldy, is the understatement of the century!:elaugh:

:elaugh: :rotfl:

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/phoenixfyre6967/Merry-Christmas-no-text.gif

Merry Christmas! Whether you celebrate it or not :p

What was your favorite school subject at both Hogwarts and before Hogwarts?

New question: Why did you bother trying to charm everyone at Hogwarts? Was it to leave your options open in case you did want to go into the ministry, or like in the case of Slughorn, fish out useful information? etc

What was your favorite school subject at both Hogwarts and before Hogwarts?Defense Against the Dark Arts and Charms at Hogwarts, the Dark Arts when I was on my own.

New question: Why did you bother trying to charm everyone at Hogwarts? Was it to leave your options open in case you did want to go into the ministry, or like in the case of Slughorn, fish out useful information? etcI have always been very brilliant. Many of the most famous leaders throughout history were very charismatic. They came to power with a huge base of faithful followers. I am no fool. I knew that Professor Dumbledore was watching my every move. I had a way of getting people to do my bidding. And the most successful way to do it was to fool them into thinking that it was what they had wanted to do all along.

Nearly forgot, how did you manage to locate and get your followers back to your side when you just started trying to take over the wizarding world in the first war?

tell me, what sparked your love of ballet?

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/phoenixfyre6967/Voldemort-Tutu.gif

...:wow: That's kind of funny...in a disturbing way. :lol:

Did you have any intellectual rivals at Hogwarts? That you're willing to admit to, anyway.

Nearly forgot, how did you manage to locate and get your followers back to your side when you just started trying to take over the wizarding world in the first war?

Do you honestly think I will divulge you all of my secrets?

Did you have any intellectual rivals at Hogwarts? That you're willing to admit to, anyway.

Who where students? I think Minerva McGonagall was very smart, pity she was so devoted to Dumbledore and his Muggle love.

Are you having a good New Year's Eve and birthday, Voldy?

Do you honestly think I will divulge you all of my secrets?

*shrug* Honest question.

Who would you connect yourself to more? a powerful mafia godfather or more of a Hitler type dictator?

Do you honestly think I will divulge you all of my secrets?

Why not? You're dead. No one really cares; it's pure curiosity.

Was it curiosity that led you to the Dark Arts, or a natural draw?

Are you having a good New Year's Eve and birthday, Voldy?

No.

Who would you connect yourself to more? a powerful mafia godfather or more of a Hitler type dictator?

Neither, I am unique and can't say those types interest me.

Was it curiosity that led you to the Dark Arts, or a natural draw?

A mixture of both.

May I ask why it wasn't a good birthday a new years?

Neither, I am unique and can't say those types interest me.

I knew I made the right choice :love:

...:huh: :lol:

After your following grew substantially larger, did you still recruit yourself, or did you just rely on your Death Eaters to gather up followers?

Voldemort

I can bring you back to life(wont reveal how)
but tell me why should i


what will u do in return?


- LORD OLDMORTIEV

...:huh: :lol:

After your following grew substantially larger, did you still recruit yourself, or did you just rely on your Death Eaters to gather up followers?

With some characters, the more I learn about them, the more I like them, Voldemort happens to be one of those characters.

Would you believe that you accidentally made an 8th Horcrux?

Good Day, My Lord,
This question has been nagging at me for quite some time. Did you order the deaths of Orion and Cygnus Black in 1979? If so, why?

May I ask why it wasn't a good birthday a new years?

Because I am still stuck in the afterlife, I never celebrate these things anyway.


After your following grew substantially larger, did you still recruit yourself, or did you just rely on your Death Eaters to gather up followers?

I'll always screen everyone.

Voldemort

I can bring you back to life(wont reveal how)
but tell me why should i


what will u do in return?


- LORD OLDMORTIEV

I don't think there is any reason for me to believe you and I don't hand out rewards that easily.

Would you believe that you accidentally made an 8th Horcrux?

No.

Good Day, My Lord,
This question has been nagging at me for quite some time. Did you order the deaths of Orion and Cygnus Black in 1979? If so, why?

I've ordered to many murders that I can't possibly recall all of them.

do you like my new avatar? :eyebrows: I stay true to my word. You refused to dance so I spread it around, but i'll take it off if you'll dance with me in the New Year's Party ;)

What's your favorite food?

If I said that I can bring you back to full life, with a full soul, and a strong body, would you accept that offer? There is a catch though. You would have to marry Voldemorts8thHorcrux. Would you accept that offer even if you had to marry her? And no, you cannot kill her once I brought you back to life. :lol:

:rotfl:

This is all assuming either you were real or i was in your world and it was seriously possible to bring you back to life and that i was like 70 because i'm actually sensible enough to not marry a fictional character :p surprise surprise.

(i'm totally fine with having a fictional character adopt me though ;), I still want a dance though)

What's your favorite food?

Black pudding.

If I said that I can bring you back to full life, with a full soul, and a strong body, would you accept that offer? There is a catch though. You would have to marry Voldemorts8thHorcrux. Would you accept that offer even if you had to marry her? And no, you cannot kill her once I brought you back to life. :lol:

You don't seriously think I believe that there would be a catch like that right?

The answer would be no. There will be other opportunities.

Would avada kedavra and crucio work on an immortal vampire?

what do you think of my avatar? :eyebrows:

Hi, How's the afterlife treating you? Is everybody giving you hell? :D

Would avada kedavra and crucio work on an immortal vampire?
Oy! I know why you are asking that and I can answer your question. No!

Is there a portrait of you somewhere in the Wizarding World?

well, Voldemort would know the answer better probably:p.

How glad are you that you don't have living parents?

Do you think that Ralph Fiennes does you justice in the movie adaptations of the books? Because, personally, he scares the crud out of me. :p

Really? I thought he just looked like a monk without a nose attempting to be evil, but then again, what do I know :p.

What was the proudest moment of your life?

and the turning point?

and what do you think of the below picture?

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/phoenixfyre6967/Voldy-in-chinese-dress.gif

Where do you find that stuff, v8? :rotfl:

I feel insulted :p, I made that stuff :elaugh:. Tis the mark of having no life.

:lol: It's fabulous! I love it! :D

Pff. At least I use my no-life constructively *snorts insanely and pokes fanfictions*

How did you make that

:lol: It's fabulous! I love it! :D

Pff. At least I use my no-life constructively *snorts insanely and pokes fanfictions*
I have fanfictions too, they're not just too good :p

How did you make that

I put Voldy's face on the body of a chinese girl, and cut the body out from the background and replaced it with my own sparkly version :D

Dude, just how hard are you kicking yourself now? I mean, you spent your entire life afraid of death, and yet, here you are, dead, but still conscious, able to converse with us, mangled and pained as your soul is.
Clearly, death is not the end-all be-all you envisioned it to be, is it?

Do you think you deserve a second chance? If given one, would you conform to wizard society and .. well, behave ? Do you see now that there is power in things you felt nothing but contempt for, like love and friendship?

Well, the points moot, I reckon, since no one - not even LV - can return from the dead.
Sorry, just had to rub that in, muahahaa

Why didn't you ever bother to become an animagus? I'm sure a wizard of your own prodigal skill could have easily learned to become one.

If the Dark Lord option was not available to you, what would you have liked to be?

Voldemort what is your favorite class in Hogwarts?:shrug:

Would avada kedavra and crucio work on an immortal vampire?

what do you think of my avatar? :eyebrows:

I don't know, never tried it. Seeing that a vampire is already dead, I guess it wouldn't work. But crucio should naturally work, they have bodies after all.

Hi, How's the afterlife treating you? Is everybody giving you hell? :D

In my afterlife there are only useful people, no bothersome Muggles or wizards like Dumbledore.

Is there a portrait of you somewhere in the Wizarding World?

Maybe.


How glad are you that you don't have living parents?

It doesn't matter anymore does it? I'm death, they are death, that's it.

Do you think that Ralph Fiennes does you justice in the movie adaptations of the books? Because, personally, he scares the crud out of me. :p

I guess he does the best one possibly can...

What was the proudest moment of your life?

and the turning point?

I am never proud of anything, but I guess regaining my body was a good moment.

Getting killed by Harry Potter was a big turning point... seeing that it ended my life.

and what do you think of the below picture?

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/phoenixfyre6967/Voldy-in-chinese-dress.gif

Well apparently someone doesn't have anything better to do...


Dude, just how hard are you kicking yourself now? I mean, you spent your entire life afraid of death, and yet, here you are, dead, but still conscious, able to converse with us, mangled and pained as your soul is.
Clearly, death is not the end-all be-all you envisioned it to be, is it?

Evidently not.

Do you think you deserve a second chance? If given one, would you conform to wizard society and .. well, behave?

Of course I deserve a second chance. As for the second part of your question, well I can't give you a definite answer...

Do you see now that there is power in things you felt nothing but contempt for, like love and friendship?

Yes, but that doesn't mean I've to like it.

Well, the points moot, I reckon, since no one - not even LV - can return from the dead.
Sorry, just had to rub that in, muahahaa

We will see...

Why didn't you ever bother to become an animagus? I'm sure a wizard of your own prodigal skill could have easily learned to become one.

Why would I've needed it? Just like Dumbledore I never needed to become a animagus. I was capable of so much magic that an animagus form was not something I could really use.

If the Dark Lord option was not available to you, what would you have liked to be?

Teacher of the Dark Arts :rolleyes:

Voldemort what is your favorite class in Hogwarts?:shrug:

The Dark Arts and Transfiguration.

Teacher of the Dark Arts :rolleyes:
*Snort* :relax:

Hmm..do you like rainbows?:D

Well apparently someone doesn't have anything better to do...

Nope, I really don't :D. And really, actually making it took me like 20 minutes, I just like the aftermath ;)

What did they teach you in the orphanage that you felt was actually useful?

Why did you trust Lucius and Bellatrix with pieces of your own soul?

Hmm..do you like rainbows?:D

No, they are useless.


What did they teach you in the orphanage that you felt was actually useful?

They taught me nothing, except they did gave me dislike of Muggles.

Why did you trust Lucius and Bellatrix with pieces of your own soul?

I've been asking myself that same thing over and over again ever since I died...

Well, you can be more creative with your answer, did they teach you how to control children or anything? Well, what did you learn there, they probably didn't teach you much more than reading and writing

About the Room of Requirement, was it empty when you put the diadem in there? If it were empty, I could understand why you thought only you could get there, but by Harry's time, it was completely full of stuff students needed to hide.

Lord Voldemort, if you come back to life some time in the future and I'm not dead yet, could you give me your autograph? :D

If you ever come back to life, would you mind sitting still long enough for me to paint a portrait? Well, I haven't painted a portrait yet, but I can sketch people well and i've painted non humans before.

Well, you can be more creative with your answer, did they teach you how to control children or anything? Well, what did you learn there, they probably didn't teach you much more than reading and writing

Yes, reading and writing.

About the Room of Requirement, was it empty when you put the diadem in there? If it were empty, I could understand why you thought only you could get there, but by Harry's time, it was completely full of stuff students needed to hide.

It wasn't empty but the storage room was a lot smaller back then.

Lord Voldemort, if you come back to life some time in the future and I'm not dead yet, could you give me your autograph? :D

I might.

If you ever come back to life, would you mind sitting still long enough for me to paint a portrait? Well, I haven't painted a portrait yet, but I can sketch people well and i've painted non humans before.

If it's only a portrait, maybe I would.

How sane do you think you are?

what do you think about writing poetry? :rotfl:

What are your thoughts on gay marriage? What about abortion?

I'm guessing you're pro-Death Penalty and torture....

Do you find fan-fictions that include yourself insulting or flattering?

Will you ever write an autobiography about how you are actually much smarter than you appear in the books?

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/phoenixfyre6967/Image1goth-1.jpg

Just felt like sharing my photoshopped version of myself :D

What are your thoughts on gay marriage? What about abortion?

I'm guessing you're pro-Death Penalty and torture....

I don't have time to think about those issues.

What do you think of being strangled by me in dance? :evil:

Happy V-Day, Volders. Do you hate it as much as I do?

As promised, I didn't get you anything for V-Day. Mostly because I didn't have the time, but whatever :D.

Did you get valentines from girls back when you were at Hogwarts?

Did Bellatrix get you anything?

Happy V-Day, Volders. Do you hate it as much as I do?

Yes I do.


Did you get valentines from girls back when you were at Hogwarts?

Did Bellatrix get you anything?

Yeah, all those stupid love owls and spells that conjured hearts everywhere... naturally I ignored them and well I had some ways to change the girls emotions towards me...

Bella wrote me a long and boring letter.

Bella wrote me a long and boring letter.
:rotfl:

Do you like ball-room dancing?:whistle:

Oh dear me no *shudders*

Bellatrix seems to love dancing a long tango... horrible...

What do you think of my avatar and Siggy? ;)

I'm only asking for one dance :whistle:, I normally hate dancing, just this once? I'll eliminate Bellatrix for you as a late Valentines Day gift :p

My Love Letter:

Dear Voldykins,

I don't have a romantic bone in my body so i'm not going to bother with telling you how much I love you, blah blah blah, something about how you're the brightest spot of my day, blah blah blah, stupid romantic stuff that really doesn't matter, blah blah blah.

Love,

V8

P.S. If Bellatrix wants to dance the tango with you....just break her heels in the middle of the dance....:rolleyes:

:rotfl:

Now go on, we know you're an excellent ballet dancer!:agree: Remember the tutu :elaugh:

may i present the proof? ;)

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee38/phoenixfyre6967/Voldemort-Tutu.gif

:rotfl:

How do you feel about being photoshopped and drawn in embarassing situations that are not entirely flattering? (See above picture for prime example)

What do you think of my avatar and Siggy? ;)

*yawn*

Love is overrated and I can do without.

How do you feel about being photoshopped and drawn in embarassing situations that are not entirely flattering? (See above picture for prime example)

People with too much time on their hands are not worth my attention.

Oh, the irony :lol:. You're the guy who spent his time studying horcruxes, such a nerd :p

what period of your life did you prefer the most? pre hogwarts, hogwarts, post hogwarts-before first war, first war, exile or second war?

If you had to kill all of your Death Eaters except one, who would you spare? (Mind you this is before the final battle, so Bellatrix is still alive)

Oh yeah, and you don't know snape is a traitor yet

what period of your life did you prefer the most? pre hogwarts, hogwarts, post hogwarts-before first war, first war, exile or second war?

Post Hogwarts before the first war naturally, I could do what I wanted. Wasn't bothered by Dumbledore as much yet, no Potter. It was a good time.

If you had to kill all of your Death Eaters except one, who would you spare? (Mind you this is before the final battle, so Bellatrix is still alive)

Oh yeah, and you don't know snape is a traitor yet

I can't possibly give a fair answer, I know who has let me down. Bella nearly always listened to me, however sometimes she was too clingy. Snape, well I thought he was useful... he was. Lucius had very valuable connections with the Ministry... No I can't pick one of them.

would you rather look normal (be able to fit in with the crowd and sneak around to accomplish what you needed done) or have your snake face?

Did you know that Dumbledore fancied Grindelwald? :eyebrows:
(And does that knowledge have any impact on your opinion of either of them?)

And about that entrance to the Chamber of Secrets in the girls bathroom... I highly doubt the plumbing in that bathroom is as old as the castle... Did you add the bathroom entrance after you found the Chamber, or was it already there? Is there any chance that your mum may have added it after finding the Chamber herself?

Voldy! You just called Bellatrix, Bella! Does that mean you like her? :eyebrows: :lol:

Where did you meet Nagini?

would you rather look normal (be able to fit in with the crowd and sneak around to accomplish what you needed done) or have your snake face?

A normal face with the same powers of course.

Did you know that Dumbledore fancied Grindelwald? :eyebrows:
(And does that knowledge have any impact on your opinion of either of them?)

I have no opinion about it.

And about that entrance to the Chamber of Secrets in the girls bathroom... I highly doubt the plumbing in that bathroom is as old as the castle... Did you add the bathroom entrance after you found the Chamber, or was it already there? Is there any chance that your mum may have added it after finding the Chamber herself?

Yes I loved to be an amateur plumber during my free hours at Hogwarts.

The badroom was already there when I came to Hogwarts.


Voldy! You just called Bellatrix, Bella! Does that mean you like her? :eyebrows: :lol:

There are many ways of liking someone. She has almost always been useful.

Where did you meet Nagini?

When I was hiding on the European continent.

Yes I loved to be an amateur plumber during my free hours at Hogwarts.

The badroom was already there when I came to Hogwarts.

*snort* :rolleyes: That's not what I meant, and you know it.

Perhaps we need to find you a hobby, My Lord...


By the way, you should join us in the Slytherin Common Room. We have cookies.

we have people for you to imperius into becoming death eaters ;)

boxers or briefs :relax:

Just some questions about your strategies.

Why didn't you just get Barty to pass something to Harry, as a Portkey, in Septmeber, instead of the whole rigmarole of the Triwizard Tournament?

Why did you send a load of largely incompetent Death Eaters to the Ministry, only to show up yourself, anyway?


(Ducks hexes for questioning some of your questionable decisions)

On a completely different note
Do you eat healthily, or more to the point, did you in your living, corporeal days?

V8 thinks you look quite dashing in a loincloth. :D

http://www.cosforums.com/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=7145

Why didn't you just get Barty to pass something to Harry, as a Portkey, in Septmeber, instead of the whole rigmarole of the Triwizard Tournament?

It wasn't the right moment for a confrontation between the two of us back then.

Why did you send a load of largely incompetent Death Eaters to the Ministry, only to show up yourself, anyway?

Never put yourself in potential danger if you don't have to.

Do you eat healthily, or more to the point, did you in your living, corporeal days?

Of course.

if a useful death eater was on their death bed, would yuo be sad, annoyed as to how they can't even combat an injury or illness, or gleeful that you don't have to deal with them anymore? :lol:

It actually does not make very much psychological sense for you to have wanted to kill your parents, nor for you to have no love. Why are you so evil?!

actually, i never fully understood why you wanted to kill your dad, it's not like you loved or wanted parents so you shouldn't have hated him for leaving your mum, but i suppose you didn't exactly like the orphanage much either.

Isn't having no love absolutely blissful?

What do you mean, "Having no live is blissful" Having no love is one of the worst things I could think of. I mean, Tom Riddle grew up with no love, and look what happened to him!
:slyth:

he ended up enjoying himself and his life didn't he? :p

the one thing i have always really wanted to say to Lord Voldemort besides random untrue stuff about love:

Cheer up emo kid! ^_^

if a useful death eater was on their death bed, would yuo be sad, annoyed as to how they can't even combat an injury or illness, or gleeful that you don't have to deal with them anymore? :lol:

A useful death eater will always be missed.

A useful death eater will always be missed.

Is that why you killed a load of them in a rage?

Was the Basilisk annoyed at being disturbed or did it want to get out more often than you let it when you opened the Chamber (the first time)?

why do you skip half the questions we pose you?

I was wondering, did you ever play Quidditch Voldy?

is that the reason you prefer flying with dark magic?

:rotfl:

I was wondering, did you ever play Quidditch Voldy?

Whoah! Now, that'd be one mean addition to the team! :tu:

im sure being a beater would be great anger management ;)

im sure being a beater would be great anger management ;)

:huh: V8... Do I strike you as "managed"? Or maybe you think Dumbledor's Love teaching improved the Dark Lord's character?

It couldn't have... could it? :wow:

oh you're a beater? :lol:

I keep my anger well managed by venting it out quite a bit :D :angel:

The Dark Lord is simply in denial about needing love :rolleyes:. Or maybe he's perfectly right, :p

What is your favorite type of music, Lord Voldemort, and your favorite instrument?

And, does V8 annoy you more than Wormtail?

What is your favorite type of music, Lord Voldemort, and your favorite instrument?

And, does V8 annoy you more than Wormtail?

it's my job as overobsessed fangirl :D

But then again, there are even better dark lords out there :rolleyes:

Have you ever voluntarily gone on holiday since becoming the Dark Lord? And if so, where'd you go?

To Albania! :rotfl:

I thought he made that trip just before becoming the Dark Lord...?

Is that why you killed a load of them in a rage?

Well sometimes my temper gets the better of me...

Was the Basilisk annoyed at being disturbed or did it want to get out more often than you let it when you opened the Chamber (the first time)?

I think it was pleased to come out of hibernation.

why do you skip half the questions we pose you?

Some questions have obvious answers.

I was wondering, did you ever play Quidditch Voldy?

No, waste of time. Draco Malfoy can testify that the time during Quidditch matches is perfect for other activities inside the castle. And after Hogwarts I had other things to do.

is that the reason you prefer flying with dark magic?

It's easier and more comfortable.

What is your favorite type of music, Lord Voldemort, and your favorite instrument?

I never really liked music much.

And, does V8 annoy you more than Wormtail?

Almost.

Have you ever voluntarily gone on holiday since becoming the Dark Lord? And if so, where'd you go?

No never.

:rotfl:

Does V8 annoy you more than Wormtail?
Almost.
That's the best compliment you can ever give her. You're aware of that aren't you? ;)

Did you like Wizards chess or gobstones? Or Wizarding Snap?

What was your favourite candy in HoneyDukes?

:rotfl: Almost :rotfl:

What's your favorite leisure activity?

Have you ever been stalked by Bellatrix?

No, waste of time. Draco Malfoy can testify that the time during Quidditch matches is perfect for other activities inside the castle. And after Hogwarts I had other things to do.

:rotfl: indeed. So then the flying - that was not motivated by your love for Quidditch. I always presumed you loved the sport and that is why you loved to fly. But apparently not. So what motivated the desire to fly? I mean, it seems with their being brooms and all, it would be a bit redundant to waste time achieving that rather than...um other things.

What's wrong with the name Tom, anyway? And why did having the name Tom merit the whole "take over the world, kill all the mudbloods" thing? Might you have overreacted just a weeee bit?

Did you like Wizards chess or gobstones? Or Wizarding Snap?

What was your favourite candy in HoneyDukes?

Wizard Chess is my favourite. I've played many games with Wormtail, obviously I always won.

Acidpops.

What's your favorite leisure activity?

Reading.

Have you ever been stalked by Bellatrix?

No, that might surprise you, but Bellatrix knew how far she could go.

:rotfl: indeed. So then the flying - that was not motivated by your love for Quidditch. I always presumed you loved the sport and that is why you loved to fly. But apparently not. So what motivated the desire to fly? I mean, it seems with their being brooms and all, it would be a bit redundant to waste time achieving that rather than...um other things.

I don't like brooms that much, they are very inconvenient to sit on.

What's wrong with the name Tom, anyway? And why did having the name Tom merit the whole "take over the world, kill all the mudbloods" thing? Might you have overreacted just a weeee bit?

It was the name of my father, I didn't want to think about him.