Surrender to my will plebians

Petty muggles you must bow before the Dark Lord. I have taken over your pathetic so-called forum and you will rue the day you failed to accept me as your elected Minister. The people may have spoken but I shall not be quelled so easily. I have taken the power you would not give me. I am Master, I am Lord, I am Voldemort.

I have appointed a few trusted allies to help me in my domination of this paltry site. Their word shall be law. Anger them at your own discretion. They have powers you can only dream of.

Surrender to my will plebians

My apologies, my Lord, but this really ought to be 'plebeians'.

Plebeian. From Latin 'plebeius' - a member of the plebs, Rome's lower class.

There should also be a comma, thus:

"Surrender to my will, Plebeians."

Threats don't sound half as good if they display an ignorance of Roman history - or interpunctuation, for that matter.

My apologies, my Lord, but this really ought to be 'plebeians'.

Plebeian. From Latin 'plebeius' - a member of the plebs, Rome's lower class.

Threats don't sound half as good if they display an ignorance of Roman history.


Way to put him in his place Klio!! :clap:

I have appointed a few trusted allies to help me in my domination of this paltry site. Their word shall be law. Anger them at your own discretion. They have powers you can only dream of.

So "paltry" is the best you can do?

I remember when you were big enough to destroy the world. What a tiny threat you are now.

:no:

My apologies, my Lord, but this really ought to be 'plebeians'.

Plebeian. From Latin 'plebeius' - a member of the plebs, Rome's lower class.

Threats don't sound half as good if they display an ignorance of Roman history.

How dare you correct the Dark Lord! :rotfl: Nice one! :lol:

But if you find our forum so pathetic, what's the point in taking it over?? I mean, won't it just make you weaker as a whole?? Have you not heard the phrase about only being as strong as your weakest link??

If you really want power, I'd say just leave this place. It'll really only slow you down.

Oh and lookie here. Now Draco Malfoy's a Junior Death Eater. :no:

My apologies, my Lord, but this really ought to be 'plebeians'.

Plebeian. From Latin 'plebeius' - a member of the plebs, Rome's lower class.

There should also be a comma, thus:

"Surrender to my will, Plebeians."

Threats don't sound half as good if they display an ignorance of Roman history - or interpunctuation, for that matter.

How dare you question the authority and correctness of the Dark Lord?!? If he says it is plebians, then it is plebians!

Grovel for his forgiveness before I mete out your punishment!


And you will all respect me or suffer the consequences!

Draco, could you not at least have held out for the user title of "Death Eater"? The "Junior" seriously detracts from your image.

Draco, could you not at least have held out for the user title of "Death Eater"? The "Junior" seriously detracts from your image.

Agree with zgirnius. You are 28 after all. It's a bit mean to call you "Junior", don't you think?

What's that I hear? Someone looking to be punished? Hmmm?

http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/cheeky/033.gif

If he says it is plebians, then it is plebians!


Hardly.

:huh:

Just offering some friendly advice. :)

http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/cheeky/033.gif

I second that.:p

This poor girl takes a nap and wakes to find her favorite forum has been taken over by the dark lord and his merry little band of followers. :no: At least it's not someone really threatening. How much harm can a deceased dark lord really do?

*yawns*
:evil:

Was that a junior Death Eater threatening us? Should we be scared?

Yeah, Draco, I really must agree with everyone here. If you ever want true power, loose the Junior thing. I mean, c'mon, man.

Also, just because someone says something, it doesn't make it automatically so. Have you ever watched the news?? 'Nuff said.

Oooh, Ickle Drakeykins is here! Squee! :love: :huggles:

Why is Umbridge here when she wasn't a DE? :hmm:

I think Voldemort has a crush.

I think Voldemort has a crush.

Awww, I bet! ;) Bella's gonna be jealous.

On who?

I think Voldemort has a crush.

Oh, the images in my head......AUGH! Make them stop! :yuhup:

On who?

Umbridge. Why else would he let her join in his CoS takeover when she is not a DE? ;)

Why is Umbridge here when she wasn't a DE? :hmm:

Because when you've so few supporters left, you'll take any that can be mustered. It's desperation at its worst.

Ooh that's so sweet. Voldy and Umbridge sitting in a tree...

I will enjoy your punishments

*blegh* Oh, no...and I just ate too.

Um, question, Voldemort. What did you do with the previous, er, regime? They're off vacationing in Fiji or something, right? Right?

Why is Umbridge here when she wasn't a DE? :hmm:

Because she proved herself worthy to the cause.

awwww.... this is so sad. All The great and mighty Lord Voldemort can muster is...Umbridge? :hmm: And so, what? the Dark Lord can't speak for himself so his mouthpiece is...Draco Malfoy? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Yup, terribly pathetic, isn't it. :lol:

awwww.... this is so sad. All The great and mighty Lord Voldemort can muster is...Umbridge? :hmm: And so, what? the Dark Lord can't speak for himself so his mouthpiece is...Draco Malfoy? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing013.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Don't be so sure. Just because you can't see all of us, doesn't mean we're not here!

says DE#27 who are the other 26 that were better than you? or was it more the order in which you joined?

We should be afraid of "Random Death Eater #27"?????? :hmm:

http://www.addemoticons.com/smileys/emotions/happy/1.gif

Excellent.

What's the world coming to.

The Ministry of Magic ran very well with Voldemort's men in control. We almost cleared out all those Mudbloods.

The Ministry of Magic ran very well with Voldemort's men in control. We almost cleared out all those Mudbloods.

Says the woman who made a pathetic and obviously false attempt to pass for a Selwyn. I'll bet you're a half-blood yourself.

Says the woman who made a pathetic and obviously false attempt to pass for a Selwyn. I'll bet you're a half-blood yourself.
How dare you!!!!

How dare you!!!!

Excellent witty comeback.

So what like part orge you think? that would account for the temper.

Because she proved herself worthy to the cause.

By getting herself stranded in the Forbidden Forest with centaurs??

So what like part orge you think? that would account for the temper.

I really think toad. A rather large toad.

By getting herself stranded in the Forbidden Forest with centaurs??
Don't mention those foul beasts to me!

physically maybe. so maybe a half toad-half orge?

Definitely toad. :agree:

physically maybe. so maybe a half toad-half orge?

Well, there's gotta be human somewhere in the mix. She's got opposable thumbs...:hmm:

:rotfl: Somehow I don't think this is the direction that Voldemort meant to take the thread . . .

The Ministry of Magic ran very well with Voldemort's men in control. We almost cleared out all those Mudbloods.

Oh, so he's permitting you to use his name now? I thought "Voldemort" was held as sacred and unspeakable in Death Eaters' minds. :hmm:

Don't mention those foul beasts to me!

Why not? I thought they were a worthy cause?

Well, there's gotta be human somewhere in the mix. She's got opposable thumbs...:hmm:

Are you sure? Maybe it's just charmed to look that way...

well yeah, her mom was the half toad-half orge and her dad was a wizard, I mean not a good one to produce her... but a wizard none the less.

How dare you!!!!

I agree with ignisia.

you foul, loathsome, evil little woman.

Good morning, everyone... Draco, M'lord, random decadic minions ... *nods*
Nice bow, Ms Umbridge. :tu:
Anyone seen Malfoy senior around? :huh:

well yeah, her mom was the half toad-half orge and her dad was a wizard, I mean not a good one to produce her... but a wizard none the less.

I understand from "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" that Hairy McBoons were wizards....once. Is one of those things her daddy? Aww...

Oh look, Voldy's back from the dead! :relax:


I just hope this year's April Fool's fiasco isn't as lame as last years Chamber of Puppies. Especially with potentially another HBP trailer to surface online I wanna actually be able to discuss the films, rather than be forced to engage in a cats vs. dogs battle :rolleyes:


So, who's gonna kill Voldy this time? Should we summon Dumbledore back from the dead as well? :lol: :p

I think it's time for Dumbledore to finish what he started at the MoM in OotP now that Voldy is mortal (I think) and fully able to be killed ;)

Hey Voldy, you didn't somehow happen to make any more Horcruxes while you were burning in HELL, did you? That could be a problem :scared:

Ooooh, nice theory Anhelda! :clap: :D

Good morning, everyone... Draco, M'lord, random decadic minions ... *nods*
Nice bow, Ms Umbridge. :tu:
Anyone seen Malfoy senior around? :huh:
Thank you, my dear.
I do believe he is expected later.

Anyone seen Malfoy senior around? :huh:


No, he is characteristically lurking. Also characteristically has full Death Eater status and a username in non-italicized blue letters.

Yeah I bet she's stolen a wand.....:rolleyes:

Well, yes... that's an unfortunate byproduct of not paying attention to paperwork. Had he signed the contract in time, he'd have my wand... :whistle:

Hey dags,*cough*Traitor*cough* what's up? I think I say Sr. over in that <------- direction.

Anybody seen a ferret lately? Specifically, I'm looking for a bouncing one.

My apologies, my Lord, but this really ought to be 'plebeians'.

Plebeian. From Latin 'plebeius' - a member of the plebs, Rome's lower class.

There should also be a comma, thus:

"Surrender to my will, Plebeians."

Threats don't sound half as good if they display an ignorance of Roman history - or interpunctuation, for that matter.

:rotfl:

Hey dags,*cough*Traitor*cough* what's up?

*checks her scheduler* Nothing signed yet... No allegiance claimed but to my house.... What are you talking about, Gryffie? :huh:

Anyone for a bout of Dragon Quidditch, folks? :D

Anhelda, haven't seen a bouncing ferret, could help you with a wolverine if you're interested. :evil:

Thanks, Dags, but I've got a hungry hawk standing by--he loves ferret tartare, but first, he was going to see if the ferret bounced from a really, really, really high height...say, a thousand feet up or so. :) We Ravenclaws are partial to birds of prey, you know.

I see a bouncing ferret!!! One Master Junior Malwart is viewing this thread right now!!

Hey Malfoy, look familiar:

http://www.biseinen.com/random/white.jpg

Especially with potentially another HBP trailer to surface online I wanna actually be able to discuss the films, rather than be forced to engage in a cats vs. dogs battle :rolleyes:

If you would like to continue to have the privilege of posting there, you had better start respecting your betters, boy.

Thanks, Dags, but I've got a hungry hawk standing by--he loves ferret tartare, but first, he was going to see if the ferret bounced from a really, really, really high height...say, a thousand feet up or so. :) We Ravenclaws are partial to birds of prey, you know.

I think you need to learn your place, you filthy muggle.

When will you learn Draco!?!? All this talk about us learning our places, yet you never seem to realize that we seem to know ours better than you do yours. Am I wrong or is there still a "Junior" preceding the rest of your title?

Happy April Fools Day to you too Draco and Voldemort!

(or should I say Jessica)

*deadpans* Small furry animals banned. No more frolicking cuteness around.

I see a bouncing ferret!!! One Master Junior Malwart is viewing this thread right now!!

Hey Malfoy, look familiar:

http://www.biseinen.com/random/white.jpg

Did he see himself in the mirror when he was a ferret? I thought that he spent the entire time quivering :lol:

I think you need to learn your place, you filthy muggle.

I know my place, actually--it's quite a bit superior to yours. After all, I have never stooped so low as to seek consolation from Moaning Myrtle. I have also not been stupid enough to get beaten up by a hippogriff. So keep on posing, Mamma's Boy--you don't scare anyone.

*deadpans* Small furry animals banned. No more frolicking cuteness around.

so none of this:

http://www.innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/cute-kitten-5.jpg

or this:

http://very-bored.com/pics2/cuteanimals/cute-animals-4.JPG

Did he see himself in the mirror when he was a ferret? I thought that he spent the entire time quivering :lol:

Well, either way, the little ferret gave me more warning points and yet he didn't have the courage to tell me that he was giving them. Silly ferrets. Obviously they can warn, but they can't notify... ;)

ETA: As for those cute creatures: Awwwwwww.....

Or these?

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/44334153_3e9114058d.jpg

I think Umbridge would appreciate them . . .

http://very-bored.com/pics2/cuteanimals/cute-animals-4.JPG
BUNNY!!!!!!! :love::love::love:

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/13/128763802486785895.jpg

Or these? http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/Colonel_Fubster/dogs/th_pompull.jpg (http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/Colonel_Fubster/dogs/?action=view&current=pompull.jpg) http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/Colonel_Fubster/th_3xthecute.jpg (http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/Colonel_Fubster/?action=view&current=3xthecute.jpg)

Guys guys guys!!! No! Too cute!!! Too much cuteness all at once! No!!!! :rotfl::rotfl:!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/loldog-funny-pictures-you-got-it-babe.jpg

Much cuter than any Malfoy...dontcha think? ;)

Way cuter. And with much better uh... fur.

Personally, I like this one better:

http://www.cosforums.com/picture.php?albumid=167&pictureid=6993

see even birds hate moldeshorts.

http://www.comic-freaks.com/images/stories/fun-animals/funny-animals-017.jpg

He's saying I'll poop on your head.

see even birds hate moldeshorts.

http://www.comic-freaks.com/images/stories/fun-animals/funny-animals-017.jpg

He's saying I'll poop on your head.

:rotfl: :elaugh: :lol:

*bows down to the Dark Lord*

I surrender, Master. Please, let me join your ranks, and the world will be yours. Finally!

http://www.tropical-rainforest-animals.com/image-files/green-snake.jpg

Tassssty birdie... :evil:

Voldemort's back again from the dead??!! :wow:

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

All he's doing is taking over a HP website??!! What the -----

Well, poor, poor Voldemort. he's reduced to this from big dreams of first ruling the entire world, then the WW to come down all the way to ruling a website. Tsk, tsk! Poor Baby! Don't worry Voldy! I'm sure you'll lose here as well, keeping your impeccable record of losing every time. *shakes head in disbelief at what Voldemort's come down to*

Whooo! Snake for dinner!
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/Colonel_Fubster/weirdowl-1.jpg

Nice snake, Dags.

http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3574340-lg.jpg

Now who let that bird in here? :hmm:

That's not my snake, smartie... mine was green.

You don't suppose... uh-oh. :wow:

You don't suppose... uh-oh. :wow:

:huh:

Dags, Dags, Dags, :no: didn't I tell you I have a hungry hawk standing by? Pay attention, would ya?

Err... Never mind, smartie... It won't matter either way soon, anyway. *whispers* The book... I... err... used it a couple of times on my own. Hide those two for a couple of days, will ya? :whistle:

Err... Never mind, smartie... It won't matter either way soon, anyway. *whispers* The book... I... err... used it a couple of times on my own. Hide those two for a couple of days, will ya? :whistle:

What are you--*looks at snakes* Oh, ooh! Dags! I thought we'd agreed on holding off on the experimentation! *carefully snatches up snakes and runs out*

Weeell... It's not like I saw this coming. I mean... once has to keep all options open, right? And with that chamber thing going... I... :whistle:

*comes back in, minus the snakes* There, it's taken care of for now. But you're going to fix this, not me! I'm going to bed. Goodnight all!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-signs043.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) that includes Umbridge.

And with that chamber thing going

Chamber? Are you letting out a new basilisk? I'll take care of that:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Rooster_crowing.jpg/800px-

Ha! A rooster in full crowing mode. That'll settle your big ugly snake!

I'm the heir(ess) of Daggerstone, not Slytherin. *offended*

And my pet's a Najash, not a Basilisk... :relax:

Hey Voldepants! Over Here!!!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char020.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Hey, Gryffie... Over here! :elaugh:

http://www.cosforums.com/picture.php?albumid=889&pictureid=7475

*Poofus Doofus* Sorry, Dags, Hagrid's the one who's supposed to have the creature fetish.

:rolleyes: Suki, meet Trigorex. The Ceratopsian Hornwing I... err... made for the Dragon Quidditch match.

Suki! You're back! :huggles:

*Poofus Doofus* Sorry, Dags, Hagrid's the one who's supposed to have the creature fetish.

You're alright!!! :huggles:!

Voldy, Voldy, Voldy...just give it up. You're so passe.

:lol: Finally. Yep, I'm back...well, they've locked me out of a sub-forum, but I have great faith that the resistance will win the day!

Well interesting times are ahead... for a day at least. ;)

Ooh... Look at this New book!!!

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr299/KylaDarcy/Blah/toad-1.jpg

I got an advance copy! It's a great read! :D

Ooh... Look at this New book!!!

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr299/KylaDarcy/Blah/toad-1.jpg

I got an advance copy! It's a great read! :D

I'm halfway through already! It's awesome. I predict this one is going to shoot right to the top of the bestsellers list!

Ooh... Look at this New book!!!

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr299/KylaDarcy/Blah/toad-1.jpg

I got an advance copy! It's a great read! :D

Saw it and ran to buy a copy for myself; I am just in the first chapter and I'm loving it already. :D

Will you sign a copy for me Lily?

Lovely book, just finished it!


Bothering Moldedress since.... March 30th
http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/SolarisFira/Harry%20Potter/BotheringVoldemort.gif

Threats don't sound half as good if they display an ignorance of Roman history - or interpunctuation, for that matter.
Klio, that's so wonderful!! :rockon: :clap:

My stupid cable connection failed for 3 hours earlier tonight, and I'm playing catch-up. One of the first things I saw was your post and it made my day (or rather, my night.)

Vive la Résistance indeed! Resistance starts with making the mighty feel small and ignorant - not up to the task at all. :elaugh:

Oh, I have to go and get a copy of LilyRose's book, "The Big Fat Toad" - about the life and misdeeds of Madam Toad, I presume? I'm licking my chops alrady. :drool:

Why are none of you building my giant statue in glory to me? Stop yapping and get to work otherwise I will use you all to clean out the Hogwarts toilets after Crabbe & Goyle have used them!!!

:rotfl: No way Moldedress!

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq126/SolarisFira/Harry%20Potter/BotheringVoldemort.gif

Unite and Fight!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2357/2162926012_980585037a.jpg?v=0

YOU DO NOT QUESTION THE ORDERS OF YOUR LORD AND MASTER! Never!

Why are none of you building my giant statue in glory to me?

You never asked, we never volunteer... :relax:

*conjures my giant statue in glory to me*

There...

Well... technically we aren't questioning orders... we're just not following them...

okay how about I mock him and tear down what little pride & diginty he has left?

How to irritate the Dark Lord:

1. Ask him why he ‘doesn’t have such a cool scar?’

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. ‘Round, round, get around, I get around…’

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say ‘Like taking candy from a baby’, be sure to add ‘Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.’ Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play ‘knock-&-run’ at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him ‘The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.’

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn’t look like something ‘more socially acceptable?’

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say ‘Awwwww, lookit. Voldie’s got a twiggle!’

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like ‘You’re the boss, boss’ or ‘It’s your funeral.’

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic ‘My sir, you look particularly menacing today.’

22. Taunt him about his middle name. ‘Marvolo? What’s that - a washing detergent?’

23. Keep a ‘good-behaviour chart’. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there…

Ssssss ssshssss hssssssss.

*Vipera Evanesco*

Lookee, now we know why he's come to take over the forum...he couldn't hack it as a singer:

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/elvisvoldemort.jpg?w=400

I'm sorry I don't speak snake. *looks around* can someone translate. I heard "Voldemort" and " is a loser" but couldn't make out the rest.

I'd translate it, but we're still trying for "family friendly"... :evil:

How to irritate the Dark Lord:

1. Ask him why he ‘doesn’t have such a cool scar?’

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. ‘Round, round, get around, I get around…’

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

11. If you ever need to say ‘Like taking candy from a baby’, be sure to add ‘Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.’ Stare pointedly at him.

12. Play ‘knock-&-run’ at his bedchamber door late at night.

13. Call him ‘The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.’

14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn’t look like something ‘more socially acceptable?’

15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.

17. Be cheerful.

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say ‘Awwwww, lookit. Voldie’s got a twiggle!’

19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.

20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like ‘You’re the boss, boss’ or ‘It’s your funeral.’

21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic ‘My sir, you look particularly menacing today.’

22. Taunt him about his middle name. ‘Marvolo? What’s that - a washing detergent?’

23. Keep a ‘good-behaviour chart’. Award points and give out gold stars.

24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there…

:clap: :clap:

Hssss ssss ss sssshssss. :no:

Hsssssss! Ssssshssshs! :elaugh:

Hey there Nagini...check yourself out. You can see your reflection in this shiny sword...:elaugh:

Hey there Nagini...check yourself out. You can see your reflection in this shiny sword...:elaugh:

Ah, I was just about to ask if one of you Gryffindors had that sword handy. ;)

Moldedress you better address you pet over there she's saying stuff about you. make an example of her.

Hey! Do not threaten Nagini!

Cru.. Crucio...

Ugh that new wand doesn't work that well.

Yeah! She only has a minute, before the shiny sword will cut off her head! :lol:

If we're going to play rough, girls... *glances at her wandtip* Oooh, looky... It's flashing green again! :evil:

ow. was that a fly that hit me? or no that was a weak spell from the weak Peter. that's so sad. always gotta hide behind the more powerful. well... in moldedress' case that's not true.

Hey! Do not threaten Nagini!

Cru.. Crucio...

Ugh that new wand doesn't work that well.L-7. :p

I've taken the liberty to have the exterminator drop by and throw out a few hundred of these.

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc347/Kat_Suki/800px-Computer_mouse_trap.jpg?t=1238566893

I'm sure you'll enjoy setting them off, 'Tail.

*watches from the door as a completely-unknown-to-her Ashwinder makes its slithery way into the room*

http://www.cosforums.com/picture.php?albumid=889&pictureid=7828

Err... Fleur said she'll come by later to clean up the mess. :evil: *retreats*

Nagini is the forum Snake????? The forum will have a short future.......like Nagini. *is pleased* :)

We'll be back to normal quickly. :D

Do not underestimate the Dark Lord!

*cough* Like you did, Mr. Shiny-hand? :huh:

I'll just continue dreaming of Lily until the forum gets back to normal....

No end to my disappointments today, is there... *snorts*

I'll just continue dreaming of Lily until the forum gets back to normal....

Yes, because dreaming about a woman who never loved you and never will is a perfectly normal thing to do! I always told you to get out more. At least join a dating agency... and wash your BLOODY HAIR!

you should talk snake face!

My Lord, you've finally realized who your real followers are!

Hey Malfoy, you've got somfink brown on your nosy.

Yes, because dreaming about a woman who never loved you and never will is a perfectly normal thing to do! I always told you to get out more. At least join a dating agency... and wash your BLOODY HAIR!

She did love me, I know she did...oh those pretty green eyes...

Dating agencies are overrated, don't you think I tried? They only made me rebound much more quickly...

And my hair is prefectly fine.

Yes, because dreaming about a woman who never loved you and never will is a perfectly normal thing to do! I always told you to get out more. At least join a dating agency... and wash your BLOODY HAIR!
Since when did the mighty Lord Voldemort care about personal grooming, and how did he find out about something as relationship- (possibly love-) oriented as dating agencies? :hmm:

Since when did the mighty Lord Voldemort care about personal grooming, and how did he find out about something as relationship- (possibly love-) oriented as dating agencies? :hmm:I suspect it has something to do with those aforementioned suppositories. :whistle:

Oh, for Merlin's sake! Will the two of you lay off the Euphoria Elixir already? :grumble:

My Lord, you've finally realized who your real followers are!

I've known all along Lucius... all along.


And my hair is prefectly fine.

Your hair makes you look like a stage curtain.

Since when did the mighty Lord Voldemort care about personal grooming, and how did he find out about something as relationship- (possibly love-) oriented as dating agencies? :hmm:

Idonthavetojustifywhatidoinmysparetimetoanyonesosh urrup!

Oh, for Merlin's sake! Will the two of you lay off the Euphoria Elixir already? :grumble:

I do not take orders. I AM ORDERS! Um... orderer... ing... um. JUST BOW, MINION!

I do not take orders. I AM ORDERS! Um... orderer... ing... um. JUST BOW, MINION!

Not without a magically biding contract, I won't.... :relax:

Would you like me to take over from here, m'lord? That drapery thing seems to have affected your otherwise quite... err... interesting character. :evil:

I am a minion to no one.

I am a minion to no one.

You are you are you are x infinity + 1

*Silencios the Dark Lord and walks out*

childish argument tactics??? some dark lord you are. :rotfl:

You are you are you are x infinity + 1

I am not I am not I am not × ∞∞ :p

Yes, because dreaming about a woman who never loved you and never will is a perfectly normal thing to do! I always told you to get out more. At least join a dating agency... and wash your BLOODY HAIR!

At least he has hair to wash. Unlike you Baldy; there is not muh difference between you and Nagini; I suppose that's why you like her?! I don't know what nagini sees in you though. Loser snake and her loser Master! Great combo. :tu:

It's official. Potter is dead (http://www.cosforums.com/member.php?u=166316&vmid=67382#vmessage67382)

At least he has hair to wash. Unlike you Baldy; there is not muh difference between you and Nagini; I suppose that's why you like her?! I don't know what nagini sees in you though. Loser snake and her loser Master! Great combo. :tu:



I am sure Severus doesn't agree with you. Nagini didn't seem like a loser to him that day in the Shrieking Shack...

It's official. Potter is dead (http://www.cosforums.com/member.php?u=166316&vmid=67382#vmessage67382)

Don't worry, he's learning how to kill you from Dumbledore ;)

You expect us to buy your propaganda?

It's official. Potter is dead (http://www.cosforums.com/member.php?u=166316&vmid=67382#vmessage67382)

My Lord, subtlety was never your thing. I am glad you finally succeeded, though.

TO THE DARK LORD!

you Expect Us To Buy Your Propaganda?

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

My Lord, subtlety was never your thing. I am glad you finally succeeded, though.

TO THE DARK LORD!

Yes. Toast to my VICTORY! You always were the best toady.

toady.

"Master", you need to get a spell checker...

"Master", you need to get a spell checker...

My spolling is purfict, thank u vary much.

It's official. Potter is dead (http://www.cosforums.com/member.php?u=166316&vmid=67382#vmessage67382)

:lol: If you were ever so confident of true success, Voldie-poo, then why'd you ban him too? Fail! :p

I am sure Severus doesn't agree with you. Nagini didn't seem like a loser to him that day in the Shrieking Shack...

Snape made the ultimate sacrifice Lucy baby! :) Something selfish you wouldn't know anything about. Nagini was such a coward that she was shivering inside a protected cage and attacked Snape in such a cowardly manner; I say it served her right; to have her head chopped off. :clap: :clap: for Neville.

My spolling is purfict, thank u vary much.

If this is the world we are doomed for, thank goodness its April the first :rolleyes:....

I don't see that you've learned humility and obedience, boy. This can be helped by a healthy stay in the dungeons.

I don't see that you've learned humility and obedience, boy. This can be helped by a healthy stay in the dungeons.

Research (which you approve of, I've seen :p) has told me that humility and obedience is taught much better when above ground.

:lol: If you were ever so confident of true success, Voldie-poo, then why'd you ban him too? Fail! :p

Experience my ignorant muggle. You kill the vermin, then you kill it again and again and again. Then you fry it, boil it and feed it to the needy. Finger-lickin' goodness!

*grabs Grotter and makes for the dungeons*

Come on... I was kinda bored anyway.

Well, perhaps you should work better on your aim. Because if you keep missing and messing up, then what's the point? To scare the wizarding world with your inept wandwork?

Oh and thanks, you and licking fingers is not an image I wanted in my head. :grumble:

Experience my ignorant muggle.

I agree; you have lots of it.

You kill the vermin,

But you failed

then you kill it again

you failed again

and again

and you failed again

and again.

and you failed again. Amazing!

Then you fry it, boil it and feed it to the needy. Finger-lickin' goodness!

Because you failed so many times, you start dreaming.....makes sense. :agree:

Your hair makes you look like a stage curtain.

At least he has hair to wash. Unlike you Baldy;

What she says.

I am sure Severus doesn't agree with you. Nagini didn't seem like a loser to him that day in the Shrieking Shack...

At least I did actually help defeat Voldemort, what did you do? Cower in a corner and looking for your precious baby boy with your wife? You twist and turn so much I am surprised you are not in St Mungo's yet...

You'd better ban me now, m'lord...

http://www.smilies-and-more.de/pics/smilies/devils/020.gif

*grabs Grotter and makes for the dungeons*

Come on... I was kinda bored anyway.

What? Oh, sorry, You must have missed me - I was in a more important forum than this one of Voldies...

Uhm m'lud, if you're claiming power of this forum as you say you are, why has my background defaulted to the American cover of the book where you finally met your demise? Just wondering, 'cause, you know, I wouldn't have it at that, painful reminders and all that rubbish.

By the way, there's an old adage in the Muggle World: Look Before You Leap. You'd probably still be alive and have the whole wide world in your hands (don't'cha just love that song?) by now if you'd thought to think about love.

At least I did actually help defeat Voldemort, what did you do? Cower in a corner and looking for your precious baby boy with your wife? You twist and turn so much I am surprised you are not in St Mungo's yet...

:clap: :clap: Hero! The bravest man! Go Professor Snape!

:clap: :clap: Hero! The bravest man! Go Professor Snape!

Thank you :)

Tom,

You do realize that all this is pretty pointless? You may ban Harry or anyone else, but in the end you will be defeated by your own unwillingness to accept that love will carry through in the end.

Tom,

You do realize that all this is pretty pointless? You may ban Harry or anyone else, but in the end you will be defeated by your own unwillingness to accept that love will carry through in the end.

WOO! Go Dumbledore! :clap:

Huzzah!

*sighs*

Here we go again... The Obscuretalk Master is back. :rolleyes:

Yes, Professor. The Dark Lord loves you too... Can we go on wreaking havoc now? :relax:

It's Fred and my birthday but instead of other people singing for us , we thought we could sing for You-know-who...

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

Tom,

You do realize that all this is pretty pointless? You may ban Harry or anyone else, but in the end you will be defeated by your own unwillingness to accept that love will carry through in the end.

I am sure you mean well, Professor Dumbledore, but you have more serious problems to counter. Please take a look at this thread. They are calling you names which have a double meaning.

Voldemort, Sir, is a piece of cake. Everyone , including himself know he'll be defeated. But I think you need to address those rather serious concerns. :agree:

http://www.cosforums.com/showthread.php?p=5269133#post5269133

Thank you Professor! :)

Tom,

You do realize that all this is pretty pointless? You may ban Harry or anyone else, but in the end you will be defeated by your own unwillingness to accept that love will carry through in the end.

Dumbledore!

Don't you know when to stay dead?

You don't.

It's Fred and my birthday but instead of other people singing for us , we thought we could sing for You-know-who...

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

I'm not a fan of yours in general... but this won me! :love:

Says the guy who split his soul eight times (not seven - learn to count Mouldy :p) just to avoid being dead.

Dumbledore!

Don't you know when to stay dead?

Likewise Tom.

Likewise Tom.

Stay out of my affairs old man. You had your chance and you blew it. So make way for the utopia you were too weak to envisage

It's Fred and my birthday but instead of other people singing for us , we thought we could sing for You-know-who...

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

Can we do the whole Love Actually thing and jump out at Voldy with various instruments? I think that would be his undoing!

If you have resorted to taking over our little forum then you really seem to be scraping the bottom of the barrel. :lol:

Stay out of my affairs old man. You had your chance and you blew it. So make way for the utopia you were too weak to envisage

Is your utopia still the same as last time? Because I think I remember correctly when a majority of the magical population made it clear that they would have none of it... or are you going to do things differently this time?

So far I can see you haven't stopped the resistance yet.

Note how he completely ignored my jibe. Don't think he's got a comeback for us young'uns.

Bet I could beat you in a 100meter sprint, Mouldy.

Is your utopia still the same as last time?

I think so Professor, seeing that he got the same end as last time, his curse rebounded on him - Again!

What she says.


At least I did actually help defeat Voldemort, what did you do? Cower in a corner and looking for your precious baby boy with your wife? You twist and turn so much I am surprised you are not in St Mungo's yet...

Professor Snape!!!! I love you!!!!

:love::love::love:

I thought I might get away with a bit of shameless fangirling on this particular day. :whistle: :D

*ignores all the Baldemort silliness*

*ignores the Umbridge*

Yes, yes, yes, you're going to crush all us Muggles. Whatever. *yawns*

*makes herself a nice cup of tea*

*waits for Draco to come to his senses*

Oh, and George Weasley? You've just won yourself another fangirl. That was GREAT! :)

Klio's putdown to Lord V. on the first page was awesome. :rotfl:

Is your utopia still the same as last time? Because I think I remember correctly when a majority of the magical population made it clear that they would have none of it... or are you going to do things differently this time?

What the mudbloods & their sympathizers want is irrelevant. Theirs is a short life, lived in servitude to a higher order. You assume my world needs consent of the masses for it to exist. It does not. My authority shall be seen and felt in my power. You of all people shall know this soon enough.

So far I can see you haven't stopped the resistance yet.

Resistance is futile, old man. http://forums.civfanatics.com/images/smilies/borg.gif

Go Master! :clap: