Snape & Lily - April Fool's Day Prank

He actually loved that filthy mudblood? I'm disgusted!

You just figured it out NOW?! I thought Harry's explanation was pretty clear, myself.

Lily always loved James. I never understood why she was friends with that Slytherin.

Lily always loved James. I never understood why she was friends with that Slytherin.

Temporary insanity, maybe? You know, the same reason the Marauders were friends with you.

Well said, indeed. :clap:

Temporary insanity, maybe? You know, the same reason the Marauders were friends with you.
Hey, cut it out. So I made a mistake. I'm entitled to one or two, aren't I?

Hey, cut it out. So I made a mistake. I'm entitled to one or two, aren't I?

Yeah, so you were most likely over your limit by the age of eight.

Hey, cut it out. So I made a mistake. I'm entitled to one or two, aren't I?

Ratting your friends out to Voldemort is more than a mistake. It is a death sentence. :no:

Lily always loved James. I never understood why she was friends with that Slytherin.

How often does a person "always" love one person for their whole life? And even moreso, even if you always love one person, you usually end up loving someone else too. I think she had a lot of love for Snape and James. Maybe Snape loved her more than she loved him, but I can't imagine that she didn't love him. How do you not love someone who's been your best friend for years? How do you look out for someone as much as she did, and put up with everything they put you through if you don't love them? I don't think the fact that she loved Snape diminishes her relationship with James, but I also don't think her relationship with James should diminish her previous love for Snape. So in my opinion her love for James is really not a valid complaint here.

Lily always loved James. I never understood why she was friends with that Slytherin.

Better friends with him than friends with you. He actually protected her. Your track record ain't so good.

Lily always loved James. I never understood why she was friends with that Slytherin.

"that Slytherin". Wormtail, do I understand correctly that you are suggesting there is something intrinsically unworthy about members of Slytherin House? :)

Lily always loved James. I never understood why she was friends with that Slytherin.

He was unworthy of the greatness of Slytherin House. Falling in love IN LOVE, with a mud blood?

I notice you also were deemed unworthy to be a Slytherin. A snivelling coward like yourself should never have been admitted to Hogwarts at all.

He was unworthy of the greatness of Slytherin House.Last I checked, Slytherin's colors were silver and green...but it seems that your robes tend towards yellow in the front and brown in the back. Should try washing between uses. :huh:

Last I checked, Slytherin's colors were silver and green...but it seems that your robes tend towards yellow in the front and brown in the back. Should try washing between uses. :huh:

Crucio!

You want to be more respectful to our Lord and Master.

Last I checked, Slytherin's colors were silver and green...but it seems that your robes tend towards yellow in the front and brown in the back. Should try washing between uses. :huh:
I shall deal with you for that insult.
Keep an eye on your Owls.

Missed...seems Pox needs glasses worse than the Boy Who Lives!

Now I understand why Severus was never interested in any of the girls I offered to set him up with.

Now I understand why Severus was never interested in any of the girls I offered to set him up with.

I knew he'd have refused! :love: Apparently when he said always, he meant it.

I knew he'd have refused! :love: Apparently when he said always, he meant it.
He could have used a girlfriend. It might have helped him be less irritable.

He could have used a girlfriend. It might have helped him be less irritable.

*wonders what Narcissa thought of you being so suave, then* :whistle:

He could have used a girlfriend. It might have helped him be less irritable.

Um... I suppose FF is out as a rule too... :lol:

*wonders what Narcissa thought of you being so suave, then* :whistle: Narcissa is a very fine woman. I don't see why you are bringing her into the discussion. I am a very lucky man, if you know what I mean. :relax:

I shall deal with you for that insult.
Keep an eye on your Owls.

Aw, Dolores, clearly nobody ever fancied YOU, eh??? :eyebrows:

He could have used a girlfriend. It might have helped him be less irritable.

:rotfl:

Mr Malfoy, will you STOP making me laugh, for the love of Merlin! :grumble:

I'm on Harry's side, you know!

And Severus Snape's. :agree:

Always. :love:

He has excellent taste in women, btw. :cool:

I am a very lucky man, if you know what I mean. :relax:

And Mrs Malfoy a very... busy woman, obviously. :rotfl:

Um... I suppose FF is out as a rule too... :lol: Death Eaters don't obey the rules. That's what makes it fun.

And of course you all became Death Eaters for the fun...

To quote our dear Professor Snape :love: :

"Obviously."

:lol:

I would like to point out the fact that among the non-supporters of the tyrant, the only person who dares post in spite of the new regime is Snape. even McGonagall hasn't taken a stand. Not to mention Sirius Black's conspucuous absence. :relax:

I would like to point out the fact that among the non-supporters of the tyrant, the only person who dares post in spite of the new regime is Snape. even McGonagall hasn't taken a stand. Not to mention Sirius Black's conspucuous absence. :relax:
Sirius will be here soon :relax: So will the rest. They're timing their appearance to perfection ;)

I would like to point out the fact that among the non-supporters of the tyrant, the only person who dares post in spite of the new regime is Snape. even McGonagall hasn't taken a stand. Not to mention Sirius Black's conspucuous absence. :relax:

Well he is probably the bravest man I've ever met - what else would we expect for such a hero :love:

:agree: I just had to point out the proof to the doubtful :D

I would like to point out the fact that among the non-supporters of the tyrant, the only person who dares post in spite of the new regime is Snape. even McGonagall hasn't taken a stand. Not to mention Sirius Black's conspucuous absence. :relax:

Harry, Neville, Cedric, lots of posters, lol

Harry, Neville, Cedric, lots of posters, lol

I was exclusing the already fallen ones, and of course meant good guys among the book characters. But I should have added Dumbledore, too, as was pointed out.

I was exclusing the already fallen ones, and of course meant good guys among the book characters. But I should have added Dumbledore, too, as was pointed out.

Ah...well I suppose we can't count Harry - this is merely 'death number 3' - he just keeps coming back...:lol: