Lord Voldemort - April Fool's Day Prank

I am Voldemort, bow before me.

Voldemort loved. He loved power.

Well I don't think that in and of itself is enough. Dumbledore loved power too and other characters were also on a quest for power. But not all of them used the means Voldy did to attain it, and some gave up the quest.

I am Voldemort, bow before me.

Not until you straighten your dorm room...

Not until you straighten your dorm room...

How dare you question our lord and master? Please give me your wand for examination and submit details of your parentage to my assistant.

I'm sorry, my lord, they get a little snappy sometimes. Please be assured it won't happen again.

Nope, no bowing here, baldy! :rolleyes:

*slips beatles into Umbridge's tea*

Sorry, Moldy Voldy, not bowing before a dude who thinks it's a big accomplishment to take over CoS. Try a major continent, and then get back to me.


*slips beatles into Umbridge's tea*

*Umbridges tea plays "Yellow Submarine" very loudly every time she tries to drink from it*

How dare you question our lord and master? Please give me your wand for examination and submit details of your parentage to my assistant.

I'm sorry, my lord, they get a little snappy sometimes. Please be assured it won't happen again.

"You"??? That is Lord Wicked to you. I am afraid my parents have forbidden me to talk to strangers, so I can't ask them for any papers and whatnot. But rest assured that I am named Lord Wicked, Marquis of Julian - and knighted as such on my father, King Wicked of Julian's authority. Meanwhile, who's your daddy?

I am Voldemort, bow before me.

Hsss!!!!! :love:

Hsss!!!!! :love:

My sentiments exactly. :tu:

I am Voldemort, bow before me.I live to serve you my Lord!

I live to serve you my Lord!

You do realise that all the fans you had on this forum, as a result of your fantastic role in the film series, have now turned their backs on you?

You're alone. And Baldemort doesn't love you as the fans once did...

You don't know how to play fair, do you. Trying to kill Harry, having Wormtail kill me with no warning, and the like. Just pathetic.

I hope this reign lasts less time than your last two.

Random Death eater? :lol: :lol: You don't even have a name?? Seriously, what does Voldemort give in return for such devotion? Just gathering info... :whistle: