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April 30th, 2009, 1:48 pm
Welcome to the Voting thread.
As you might see, we have an enormous amount of entries and it will be difficult to pick a winner(s).
The results of the first Challenge - Put Fluffy to sleep
Congratulations on making Fluffy sleepy and managing to get passed him with (most) limbs intact!
Note to the winners: your prize will follow.
The results
25 points = JJFinch (8) - Best use of characters award, FleurduJardin (13) - Member's choice, LikeLuna (46) Mod's choice award.
24 points = vigneshnimbus (16)
23 points = Klio (38) - The JKR' Storyteller award.
21 points = Dav_Muggle (27)
20 points = Gottriplets (2), eaglestreasure (3), ArryGrotter (5), Melaszka (10), GinnyIsGenius (17), CathyWeasley (26), thethirdman (32) - Hogwarts House MC award, witchsmart (47) - The Yule Ball best dance award.
19 points = LyraLovegood (23), KeepItDark (40)
18 points = Pox_Voldius (1), Muggle_Magic (4), MmeBergerac (20), Anhelda (24), MrSleepyHead (28), wickedwickedboy (35)
17 points = spacecadet (9), The_Green_Woods (21), Radish_Earrings (30), leah49 (49), LittleElf (45)
16 points = Alien_Visitor (7), Tweedlidum (19), freelantzer (41) Most sexy lullaby award, TWZRD (42) The Nagini Most Bloody Song award, Gaian (34)
15 points = Tweedlidam (18), Colonel_Fubster (25), Den_Muggle (29), Morning_Star (31), storyteller (44)
14 points = Wandering Prince (12), nmpsr_14 (15), Reader (39) Quirrel's Harp award for accompanying yourself.
13 points = rigdoctorbri (6), Daggerstone (37)
12 points = Mimosa (11), elevenprincess (14), HMN (22)
11 points = Lucybird (36) Voldemorts8thHorcrux (48), Fawkesfan1 (33)
10 points = Myosotis (43)
Invited to join Hogwarts choir:
GinnyIsGenius
Gaian
Voldemorts8thHorcrux
Lucybird
storyteller
eaglestreasure
CathyWeasley
Klio
LikeLuna
ArryGrotter
Wickedwickedboy
MrSleepyHead
Daggerstone
leah49
Heya guys!
A little extra for all those who won and/or got special mentions:
Invited to join the Hogwarts Choir:
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GinnyIsGenius
Gaian
Voldemorts8thHorcrux
Lucybird
storyteller
eaglestreasure
CathyWeasley
Klio
LikeLuna
ArryGrotter
Wickedwickedboy
MrSleepyHead
Daggerstone
leah49
Best Use of Characters Award
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JJFinch
Member's Choice
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FleurduJardin
Mods' Choice
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LikeLuna
The JKR Storyteller Award
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Klio
Hogwarts House MC Award
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thethirdman
The Yule Ball Best Dance Award
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witchsmart
Most Sexy Lullaby Award
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freelantzer
The Nagini Most Bloody Song Award
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TWZRD
Quirrel's Harp Award for Accompanying Yourself
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Reader
Congrats everyone, you all did a great job!
So here is how the member voting goes:
Just pick your favourite entry. You may vote for yourself, but it's more sportive to vote for someone else ;)
Judge the entries on the lyrics first and foremost.
The video's are an added bonus, but remember that due to technical abilities or problems with equipment not everyone was able to make a video themselves or sing their own song.
Take your time before you vote to watch all entries.
Comments are welcome!
Voting ends: Midnight May 9th-May 10th PST - timezone converter (http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc)
Afterwards the winner(s) will be revealed in due course. Hopefully everyone can understand that due to the number of entries, the results will not be revealed straight after the poll closes.
If a video/song doesn't work let us know and we will fix it.
(The song is based off of "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" by U2.)
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(link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwfh8agBc8))
Yes...
I can't abide the least delay
Fluffy close your eyes, and I'll be on my way
How long...
How long must I sing this song?
How long? How long...
'Cause tonight...I must have that Stone!
Tonight...
Hidden in chambers under children’s feet
The Philosopher’s Stone is really neat
But I don’t need a battle call
It brings the Dark Lord back
Brings the Dark Lord back to rule them all
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday (Someday, Voldie, someday...)
(All right let’s go!)
My Lord’s plan has just begun
His body’s lost, but he’ll soon have another one
His reign will be a work of art
And Muggles, Order, Dumbles, Potter torn apart!
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday
How long...
How long must I sing this song?
How long? How long...
‘Cause tonight...I must have that Stone
Tonight...
Tonight...
Someday, Voldie, someday (tonight)
Tonight
Someday, Voldie, someday (tonight)
(I'll get the Stone!)
Soon Lord Voldemort will rise
He’ll rise again today
He shall rise today
I’ve the will and the way
(Someday, Voldie, someday)
I love his blood red eyes
(Someday, Voldie, someday)
Someday, Voldie, someday (Someday, Voldie, someday)
Someday, Voldie, someday (Someday, Voldie, someday)
(Here I come!)
I think this beast likes my tune
He’s fast asleep and snoring heavily
And today the Mudbloods cry
With the Dark Lord back they’ll be next to die
His real battle yet begun (Someday, Voldie, someday)
To rid himself of the “Chosen One” (Someday, Voldie, someday)
Oh…
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday…
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(To the tune of Flightless bird, American Mouth by Iron and Wine)
Now close your three pairs of eyes
Lay your heads gently down
Quiet your menacing growls
Listen to my lullaby,
There on the dusty floor
Lies a secret trapdoor
That I must enter through
To stop the man I abhor
Chorus:
Have I lulled you
Fluffy Boy
Calming, snoring
Are you asleep?
Precious pup
Peacefully, dreaming
Safe through the Devil’s Snare
More charms lie up ahead
Caught a winged key in air
Played against live chessmen,
The with the troll on the floor
Made it to my next chore
Stepped through black burning flames
To save the stone of ancient lore
Chorus:
Have I lulled you
Fluffy Boy
Calming, snoring
Are you asleep?
Precious pup
Peacefully, dreaming
In front of the Erised glass
Seeing the stone Quirrell yearned
Removing his turban for help
My scar intensely burned,
Soon as I touched his skin
I heard a deafening roar
Mother’s blood saved again
Voldemort’s gone once more
Chorus:
Have I lulled you
Fluffy Boy
Calming, snoring
Are you asleep?
Precious pup
Peacefully, dreaming
Original: Jack Johnson's "Upside Down". The midi file used from thailyrics.com, and it can be found here (http://thailyrics.com/midi-lib/english/JackJohnson_Upside-down.mid)
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Everyday
Nothing is possible for you to say
You're just a doggy
And then if I may
I'll call you Fluffy now for everything
I need the thing you guard in every way
The Philosopher's Stone
And as my mind begins to spread its wings
It's time to leave you, sleepin' 'cuz of me
I'm gonna turn this stone thing round and round
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
Make myself immortal purely just for fun
I'll get my gold and then when I am done
The stone with Dumbledore will stay
You might think
Voldemort will come because of me
You'd stay to guard the one so precious thing
It's time to leave you, sleepin' 'cuz of me
I'm gonna turn this stone thing round and round
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
Make myself immortal purely just for fun
I'll get my gold and then when I am done
The stone with Dumbledore will stay...
Original song: The Yellow Rose of Texas
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At Hogwarts there is a dog
Hagrid named him Fluffy
A more unsuitable name
There sure could never be
Three heads he has on him
And fearsome claws to match
And if you ever meet him
Just pray you’re not his catch
He stands there on the trap door
That leads down to the Stone
And if you want to get past him
He’ll soon gnaw on your bones
That did not however
Deter our young heroes
Harry, Ron, Hermione
They’re known as the Trio
One dark night down they went
A flute their lone weapon
They played this song to him
Soon Fluff was nodding on
The Trio then slid past him
Intent on their mission
Many tasks they got through
That taxed their brain and brawn
There was a magic game of chess
That left our brave Trio bereft and Ronald-less
Yes they braved many dangers
That would really raise your hairs
But courage always prevails
And the Stone soon became theirs
And now my song is done
It’s time for celebration!
Original: Gotta get Thru This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJyg8u9JzFw) - Daniel Bedingfield
If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, gotta make it through
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take my, take my mind off you
Give me just a second and I'll be alright
Surely one more moment couldn't break my heart
Give me 'til tomorrow then I'll be okay
Just another day and then I'll hold you tight
your love is pouring like the rain
I close my eyes and its gone again
When will I get the chance to say I love you
I pretend that you're already mine
and my heart ain't breaking every time
I look into your eyes
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
God, God, you gotta help me get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, gotta make it through
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take, gotta take my mind off you
Give me just a second and I'll be all right
Surely one more moment couldn't break my heart
Give me 'til tomorrow then I'll be okay
Just another day and then I'll hold you tight
your love is pouring like the rain
I close my eyes and its gone again
Will I get the chance to say I love you
I pretend that you're already mine
and my heart ain't breaking every time
I look into your eyes
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
God, God, you gotta help me get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
God, God, you gotta help me get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, gotta make it through
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take, gotta take my mind off you
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take, gotta take my mind off you
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If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, to the Stone
Said I've gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Give me just a second and I'll get the tune
At any moment I could bring my doom
If I play it well, I should be okay
Fluffy will attack if the song ain’t right.
The music goes right to his brains
He closes eyes again and again
His heads are falling right, left and centre
I pretend the Stone’s already mine
the best Philosopher of time!
All heads would turn to mine!
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
You gotta help me get through this (trap door)
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, to the Stone
Said I've gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Give me just a second and I'll get the tune
At any moment I could bring my doom
If I play it well, I should be okay
Fluffy will attack if the song ain’t right.
The music goes right to his brains
He closes eyes again and again
His heads are falling right, left and centre
I pretend the Stone’s already mine
the best Philosopher of time!
All heads would turn to mine!
If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
You gotta help me get through this
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
You gotta help me get through this (trap door)
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, to the Stone
Said I've gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Said I'm gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Original: Fly me to the Moon - Frank Sinatra (here Diana Krall)
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Sing to the tune of Frank Sinatra's FLY ME TO THE MOON
(Original score, music and words written and composed by Bart Howard)
Sheet Music (http://forpiano.com/FILEX/frank_sinatra--fly_me_to_the_moon.pdf)
Fly me on a broom,
Let me play... above the Pitch.
Let me see what it feels like to...
catch me the Snitch.
In other words...Hold on tight
In other words...Fluff, don't bite me!
Fill his dreams with song,
let Fluffy dream as I move-along.
The Stone is what I long for...
Because...I'm rotten to-the-core!
In other words...Please, be cooooool!
In other words...In other woooords...
Fluffy, please don't droooool...
Original: Tonight - Bernstein and Sondheim
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link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T95WOfJtpSI)
Tonight. Tonight
Won't be just any night.
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight. Tonight.
I'll see my love tonight
And for us, stars will stop where they are
Today
The minutes seem like hours...
The hours go so slowly
And still the sky is light.
Oh, moon, grow bright
And make this endless day
Endless night. Tonight.
Tonight, tonight
Will be adventure night
Tonight we will battle for the Stone
Tonight, tonight
We’ll pass Fluffy tonight
When he wakes, what he guards will be gone
Today
All day we went on planning
The three of us together
We came up with a scheme
With wands in hand
Through the trapdoor we’re going
And we’ll win. Tonight
Original Mamma Mia by Abba:
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Instrumental version so that you can sing my lyrics without the distraction of the original if you know the song well and so wish.
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And here’s my version…(sung as if by Voldemort)
The Philosopher’s Stone is a thing much desired.
But a wizard must sing to make guard-dog feel tired.
Look at me now,
Will I ever learn?
I don’t know how,
But I want the immortal life –
It is my one greatest strife!
Just one song and he’ll be snoozing at last,
One more song and I’ll be able to pass,
Whooah-ooah!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you fall asleep?
My, my!
How can I sedate you?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now go to sleep,
My, my!
Oh! how much I hate you!
Yes! The idea has thrilled me,
Since the day Potter killed me!
Why, why, did that little brat survive?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please get out my way!
My, my, I’ll get my body back today!
I was angry and sad when I was ripped from my body,
And my followers’ work has been nothing but shoddy!
And when I’m back,
When I’m whole again,
They’ll get the sack,
But I want the immortal life –
It is my one greatest strife!
Just one song and he’ll be dozing away,
One more song and I’ll be able to play,
Whooah-ooah!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you fall asleep?
My, my!
How can I sedate you?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now go to sleep,
My, my!
Oh! how much I hate you!
Yes! The idea has thrilled me,
Since the day Potter killed me!
Why, why, did that little brat survive?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now let me pass!
My, my!
How I want that stone so!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you let me pass?
My, my!
Yes, I want that stone so!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you fall asleep?
My, my!
How can I sedate you?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now go to sleep,
My, my!
Oh! how much I hate you!
Yes! I’ve been quite crest-fallen,
Since all my powers were stolen!
Why, why, didn’t little Potter die?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please get out my way!
My, my, I’ll get my body back today!
Original: Poker Face - Lady Gaga
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Professor Quirrel/Voldermort:
I wanna play em' like they do in Wizard bands
Strum em' tute em' let me play it for the dog Fluffy
My Music intuition says play a lul-a-bye to start
And after he's been lulled I'll play a second to be smart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Hagrid:
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
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Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
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Professor Quirrel/Voldermort:
I wanna roll-a him a hard task it will be
A little pushin is sure to get me free
Pushin Shovin I've got to get him off the zone
And into the trap door to the philosopher's stone, stone
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Hagrid:
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
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Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Professor Quirrel/Voldermort:
I will tell you that I tried it
And I did it
Though I'm huffin' and I'm puffin
I'm not crying I'm just stunnin' with my ex-tra-cunning
Just like a dark and evil wizard
Take my step before I miss my chance
I promise this, promise this
I passed this task cause I'm marvelous
Hagrid:
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Threee faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Original: "Kitty" by The Pogues.
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Oh, Fluffy, my three-headed doggy,
I am singing to lull you to sleep.
I’m just waiting until you’re unconscious,
Then past you on tiptoe I’ll creep.
I hope that you won’t mind me saying
You’re a bit of an ugly old brute,
A hideous, triplicate mongrel,
Though Hagrid, of course, thinks you’re cute.
You’ve six eyes and six ears and three faces,
Three noses, as well, (if you please!)
And presumably three lots of bogeys
Fly out of their ends when you sneeze.
Three mouths could prove quite a health hazard –
I’m sure I’ll be poisoned to death,
When out of your three gaping cakeholes
Come three lots of smelly bad breath.
But worse are your three sets of gnashers.
Believe me, I’m not very bright,
But even to me it seems patent
That your bark isn’t worse than your bite.
I confess it’s because of my greed, boy,
(A weakness to which I am prone)
That I’m trying to get through this trapdoor
To steal The Philosopher’s Stone.
It’s a wonderfully brilliant invention,
The brainchild of old Nick Flamel.
He has reached the ripe age of six hundred,
And, with luck, one day I will, as well.
But - alas! - I am not without rivals
In my quest to get hold of the Stone.
They’re hot on the trail of this object,
They simply can’t leave it alone.
There’s that funny Professor of DADA -
The students must s******, I fear,
At his tics and his quirks and his stammer,
And turbans are oh, so last year.
But Quirrell has got quite a problem –
A man whom we all thought was dead,
That darkest of wizards, Tom Riddle,
Sticking out of the back of his head.
And then there’s that pesky kid, Potter,
With Weasley and Granger in tow,
The latter as bright as a button,
A regular armchair Poirot.
So if I’m to get it before them,
I’m sorry, I really must fly.
So for now it’s sweet dreams, boy, night-nightie,
Auf wiedersehen, so long, goodbye.
Original: A Vietnamese lullaby
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[There y’ are,] good Fluffy
Right there on the trap door
Watchful forever more
You’re so good my Fluffy
But you have this weakness
That’ll be my ‘portunity
To get through, through the floor
I’m singing you to sleep, good Fluffy
So do close your eyes,
Make yourself comfy
So comfy, oh so sleepy
Oh Fluffy, sleep, Fluffy
So I can pass the trap door
On my way to the Stone
Don’t wake up till I’m done
Don’t wake up till I’m done
Original: Hush Little Baby
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Hush little Fluffy, don’t you bark
Harry will give you a treacle tart
And when that little tart you eat
A little music will put you to sleep
And while you sleep the night away,
Our little Trio will be on their way
And on that bumpy way so far from home
Many obstacles they shall overcome
Devil’s Snare, flying keys, living chess pieces
Riddles, sacrifices, many hits and misses
At the end of that hard road they will
Face a more fearsome danger still.
Against the Dark Lord himself Harry will stand
But it’s Quirrell who will burn his hands
At the end, though, all will be well
That's why they’re here now to tell the tale
Original: A Little Night Music - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
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Now lis’en to me my Fluffy
I wan’ ya to do sumthin’ fo’ me
Lie on top of this trap door
Don’t let anyone pass,
Professor, student, bonny lass
Not anyone ‘xcept Dumbledore
And those I showed you afore
On’y they can cross the trapdoor
Don’t let anyone else in at all, no one else at all,
Nobody else can pass, hear me?
So said Hagrid, Keeper of the Keys
Trusting on his ever faithful Fluffy
But he could not foresee ever
Our three heroes none could deter
Harry and his two good friends
One night stealthily they went
Soon Fluffy began to slumber
A magic spell he was under
Music he couldn’t resist came over
From a harp hanging in the air, the air
They defeated the Devil’s Snare
Caught the key, gave the chessmen a scare
They solved riddles, went through fire
Endured the Dark Lord’s ire
Then Harry beat Voldemort/Quirrell
Thanks to his mother’s love spell
The Philosopher Stone he secured
Because his intent was pure
Thus they achieved a great victory
And that’s the end of this story, hear ye!
Original: Come As You Are - Mindi Abair
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link to video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UczMTPA80dY)
Fluffy
We maybe loony
Under this full moon
But it’ll be over soon.
Fluffy
It’s time to fall asleep,
While we creep,
We hope we never again meet.
Fluffy
Close your eyes,
As we sneak on by,
There’s nothing to spy.
Fluffy
Just listen to this melodic tone,
And we’ll leave you alone,
While we go and save the stone.
(repeat the last line 3x)
Original: Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
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Well I heard there was a secret chord
That Hagrid played and it made Fluffy snore
But you don’t really understand, let me tell you
Well you can play a harp, or a guitar
As long as you play it with some heart
Then you’d be able to get through the trap door
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Well you felt so brave until you walked
Into the room on the third floor
And saw that giant beast staring at you
He had three heads and barked aloud
You quickly rummaged through your sack
Pulled out your flute and played a tune to get through
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
You closed your eyes and prayed it worked
Then heard nothing and had a look
The dog was lying down and fast asleep
You magically enchanted the flute to
Continuously play that enchanting tune
So you could get the Philosopher’s Stone that was through
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
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(This years’ ‘Oscar-Winning’ song will surely put him/her to sleep. Is Fluffy a he or a she? Yes think about it after all that’s what will get you through the trap door. Right, I have to sing him/her a song to put him/her to sleep. Ok, here I go.
Jai Ho from ‘Slumdog Millionaire’
Oh-O...Oh-O!
Fluffy, Fluffy, be a dear, and let us through,
We have lots of things in common with the, heady you.
Oh-O…Oh-O!
Fluffy, Fluffy, you justify every plaudit, you get,
So let us through the trap-door and take a deserved rest.
Oh-O…Oh-O!
Fluffffyyyyyy- Fluffffeeee ….Fluffffyyyyy- Fluffffeeee ….…Flufffyyyy-Fluffffeeee… Flufffyyyy-Fluffffeeee…
(Fluffy starts to growl and I gulp and take a step back. Oops, wrong song! Ok, here I go again. Hotel California by the Eagles. The guitar plays for 2 minutes and 8 seconds and Fluffy is almost asleep. Good! I begin again..)
Fluffy, you are a great dog,
Could you help us, out of this bind,
On the other side of the trap door,
Lies a stone, one of a kind.
I promise, you lots of cookies,
And all the meat, I can conjure,
Will even to talk Professor Hagrid,
To help you with your Lady Love, for sure.
As I stand on the threshold, that is door-way,
Singing this poem solely for you,
And I think,
I could help save the World once again,
If you would only, let me through.
So Fluffy, have a good leisure time,
And, do have an afternoon catnap,
Dream about the wonderful time,
You won’t have, if you wake up with a snap.
(Fluffy starts to growl again. My, is he/she hyperactive today. Maybe, Professor Hagrid fed Fluffy with too many chocolates. He/She is sure acting like a person on sugar-high, only it’s menacing teeth makes it ten times worse. Ok, change of plans (Should work for IBM). Numb from Linkin Park)
Every little thing that I want you, to feel,
Feeling very senseless and summoned to be a carcass,
I know, am pulling a lot of emotional sap,
But under the pressure, of getting, to the stone.
Listen to my musical undertone,
Just, listen to my undertone.
Am feeling pretty helpless,
So,you better help me, very soon!
Listen to my musical undertone,
Just, listen to my undertone.
I, have become, so nervous,
Am shaking here,
Please be so kind,
There’s not much more, I can take,
I will be indebted to you,
For my entire life,
If you could, just this once,
Please, give me a little break.
(Hey, I said the magic word. No, it didn’t work for Harry with Dudley and it is certainly not working for me with Fluffy. Maybe he likes *rap err..rap. Ok, here goes nothing. ‘Lose Yourself’ by Eminem.)
What am I to do, to think, is so pre programmed,
Still confused, to me it helped or harmed.
But now that I know, I stand alarmed,
Against the thoughts, I shall retort, I am armed!
I'm tired, I am the kink,
Here I am standing on the brink,
Do I jump or do I stumble,
Or does it even matter I think I fumble.
Do I go back home, is it worth it,
Or may be I like this place and I like this dingy pit.
Now is the time I should give up, I should quit,
Forever breathe this sickening heat or just brood and sit.
Came that smile like sadistic rain in a drowning flood,
And that mocking laughter gushed my blood.
I knelt on the gritty floor with a roaring thud,
The way I'm thinking is just not me, its so absurd!
Come Fluffy! Lets playfully fight,
I will hand wrestle you and revenge my plight,
In that shall lie my masochist pride,
Cuz sitting and brooding and letting things happen just doesn't come in my stride...!
(Hmm, it’s still not working. Maybe, Fluffy is hypnotized by my attractiveness. If that’s the case then Fluffy, most definitely won’t be the first. Ok, what about 'Faint’ by Linkin Park)
I came,
With lot of brashness,
A little bit of disregard,
To the rules that govern this tournament,
That magic folks call Triwizard.
I came,
I will do whatever you want,
And I want you to believe,
Because, no matter what you make me do,
I assure you, that it will be a big relieve.
So,
I bend on my knees and ask you,
Cos’ turning the back, is not a thing to do,
Whether you accept this request or not,
This is the only shot, I have got.
I can’t fail,
To get through this task,
Don’t let it happen to me,
I can’t, take this all.
I won’t fail,
Because you know what,
There’s a stubborn side in me,
That will stand out, mighty high and tall.
(I have strained my throat and Fluffy is as awake as ever. I close my eyes and say a quite prayer. When I open my eyes, I find Fluffy asleep. I had forgotten to turn-off the music in the background, which was playing the instrumental track ‘Latika’s Theme’. Who knew that an instrumental song would put the mighty dog to sleep! So much for the lyrics, I slaved over…..Or maybe just maybe, it was just the choice of songs.)
Original: The Beatles' A Hard Day's Night
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Looks like it'll be long night,
dealing with a three-headed dog.
I'm blocking out its growls,
getting over the initial shock.
Gotta go through the backdoor,
save the Philosopher's Stone
and time is running out.
Hagrid said "To calm him down
would be nothing but a piece of cake."
Luckily, he got this right
or else we'll become it's prey
Harry Potter played the flute.
I wanna rock out this tune.
Hope he is not a Beatles fan.
Fluffy, ooh
Three drooling mouths with yellow fangs.
Let me sooth your beasty soul
while you dream and take a nap.
We’re pressed for time.
Nothing feels like it did before.
Whether we lose House points
doesn’t matter anymore.
That bloody thief must be stop!
McGonagall doesn’t budge
and Dumbledore’s not around.
Gotta go through the trapdoor,
save the Philosopher’s Stone.
Hopefully he will doze out.
Fluffy, ooh
Three drooling mouths with yellow fangs.
Let me sooth your beasty soul
while you dream and take a nap.
Looks like it'll be long night,
starting with a three-headed dog.
But once I played this out loud,
he should be sleeping like a rock.
Harry Potter played the flute.
I wanna rock out this tune.
Hope he is not a Beatles fan
and starts to dance around.
Soon he ... (Sleep Fluffy!)
will pass out ... (Sleep Fluffy!)
Those who snooze don't bite (Sleep Fluffy!)
and it'll be alright.
Original: Le loup, la biche et le chevalier (une chanson douce)
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This is a lullaby
To put you to sleep Fluffy
Rest your three heads by
That nice little trapdoor, aye
This little lullaby
I wrote especially for you
‘Cause I have to pass you by
There’s something that I must do
The Philosopher’s Stone lies down there
Protected in so many ways
Ay, ay, ay, ay
But I’ll pass you like the air
You won’t even know I’m there
Er, er, er, er
My fearsome Fluffy
Please go on sleeping
I can’t let Voldy
Get his hands on that thing
That thing is the Stone
The Philosopher’s Stone
Eternal life it grants
That’s what he so much wants
Oh what a task we’ve taken on
Will we three ever get through
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh
But with my friends Ron and Hermion’
We are so sure to overcome
All obstacles
Albus Dumbledore
With his faithful staff and all
Made passing that door
A challenge to try the soul
That immense challenge
We’ll soon put behind us
Many count on us
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them…
Original: Cindy, Cindy - Ricky Nelson
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I have this Sorcerer’s Stone belonging to me
It makes me oh so powerful
No one could e’er beat me
Death itself can’t touch me
I can live forever more
Time just flows around me
Like waves lapping at the shore
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
We have to save the Stone
For now I have decided
To put an end to this
But before I can be rested
I have to be at peace
I have to make good’n sure
No one will misuse it
Only one whose soul is pure
Can put his hands on it
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
We have to save the Stone
Original: Cheek to cheek by Irving Berling
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Singing starts at 1.35.
The situation is at follows: finding out that Quirrell's singing is horrible, Voldemort decides to bring Fluffy to sleep himself and express his long-repressed feelings about Harry.
Potter, Harry Potter,
Just a baby, the easiest job of my whole life!
How could everything turn out at last so bad?
How could I be thus defeated by a child?
Potter, Harry Potter,
it's a nightmare seeing you every day in class...
so alive, so healthy, with that stupid smile
while I'm half the skull of this slave of mine.
Oh, I'm fed up with this Quirrell
and the unicorns half-bled;
smell of garlic, herds of centaurs,
and the stuttering all day.
What a painful humiliation,
I'm You-Know-Who, the Dark Lord!
But the text books say you vanquished me,
you stinky Potter boy.
Wait for me!
Wait that I have the Stone!
My body back,
my powers whole, then...
Potter, Harry Potter,
you and I will have a talk about revenge.
I'll explain you what it means with all detail...
if this Fluffy dog just gets out of the way!
Original: Sway! by the Pussycat Dolls.
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When I look into your six Brown eyes,
I realise, I am very scared,
You terrorise with your voice
Fluffy dog, scary dog!
You’re not a flower bending in the breeze,
Paws in front, baring teeth,
You snarl at me with loud and angry growls,
Stay away from me, Fluffy dog!
Other people could get scared of you
I’m scared even though I’ve a flute
For you have the strength to tear
My hair on my head!
I can hear the sound of fear in me,
As you step, very near,
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song.
Fluffy! Make me
Help me! Let me!
Twisting and falling
Trough the trap door you guard!
Fluffy!
Let me!
Others may come and ask you the same,
Don’t let them into the trap,
You have the magic to stop,
All of them as we speak!
As we speak!
I can hear the sound of fear in me,
As you step very near
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song.
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song.
Let me!
Let me!
Let me Now!
Original: "Grassy Grass Grass" by Woodie Guthrie
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http://www.rhapsody.com/elizabeth-mitchell/tracks.html
http://www.amazon.com/Grassy-Grass/dp/B000S4K9X6
Doggie dog dog
See see see
Heady head head
One-y, two, three!
Singy sing sing
Keep keep keep
Fluffy fluff fluff
Sleepy sleep sleep
Downy down down
Trap-y door door
Landy land land
Floory floor floor
Face-y face face
Tasky task task
Bravey brave brave
Lasty last last
Scary scar scar
Burn-y burn burn
Face-y face face
Not his own
Glassy glass glass
Looky look look
Save-y save save
Stone stone stone
Original: Into the West - Annie Lennox
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Lay down your triple slobbering heads
The trio's coming with an evil plot to end
Fluffy, sleep, as you let Quirrel through before
Let Ron and Hermione and Harry through that old trap door
Why do you snarl? What is this drool upon your face?
Soon you will sleep; all of your rage will pass away
Safe through the door, the trio is coming
What will they see beyond the trap door?
What is this, Devil’s Snare?
The flying keys, the giant chess game
A sleeping troll, already knocked out
A logic game, with potions and poisons
The mirror of Erised, The Philosopher’s Stone!
Hopes fade if Voldemort returns
Death Eaters rising, the wizard’s world will burn
Don’t say The Boy Who Lived has come now to his end
Quirrel can’t touch him; his reflection’s got it planned!
The Philosopher’s stone in his hand
Just grinning
What will they see beneath the trap door?
What is this, Devil’s Snare?
The flying keys, the giant chess game
A sleeping troll, already knocked out
A logic game, with potions and poisons
The mirror of Erised, The Philosopher’s Stone!
Let the trio pass Through the Trap Door!
Original: Send in the Clowns (A Little Night Music) - Stephen Sondheim
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Fluffy, it's time,
You've earned your keep.
You've been a fabulous guard;
Now you can sleep
And start to dream.
Guarding the Stone
Is quite a task.
Fluffy, you're such a good dog;
Lay down and bask
In happy dreams,
Now start to dream.
I need to get
The Sorcerer's Stone--
Not for Lord Voldemort, no, I want it for my own.
Please be a good dog now, Fluffy, let me through the door.
Lay down your heads
And start to snore.
With Flammel's Stone,
I'll soon be rich
And that would make a most pleasant
And welcome switch!
This is my dream,
My sweetest dream--
I'm a rich witch!
Fluffy, it's time,
Have a good snooze.
You must fall victim to my
Melodic ruse.
Now start to dream
Your favorite dream...
Don't drool on my shoes.
Original: Sad But True - Metallica
Metallica song (http://www.metallica.com/videoplayer/mediaplayer.asp?Media_Type=FLV&url=rtmp://cp57092.edgefcs.net/ondemand/flvstreams/metallica_com/promo_vids/sad_but_true.flv&title=Sad+But+True&desc=Director:+Wayne+Isham+-+Filmed+in+January+1992+in+San+Diego,+CA+-+Video+Premiere+Date:+October+5,+1992)
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
They
They betray
I'm your only true friend now
They
They'll betray
I'm forever there
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
You know it's sad but true
Yeah
Want that Stone
Live forever with that Stone
Yeah
Want that Stone
Gonna make it mine
Whoa
A big dog
And it's got three heads too
Whoa
Real big dog
Please please don't eat me
Fluffy boy, hear my appeal
I don't want to be your meal
This is a nasty ordeal
Too much drool!
Shake your heads, sure can spray
Why won't you just obey?
My nerves are starting to fray
Just way too much drool!
Original: Martha's Harbour" by All About Eve
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I sit by the trapdoor
The Stone calls to me
I must make this dog snore
Or I'm history
You're a ferocious dog Fluffy
standing in the way
I am a gallant witch Fluffy,
a dragon's egg has found me the way to calm you
now if you'll just go to sleep
You're heads are on the ground
You're eyelids are drooping
I will climb down
The trapdoor I'll open
You're a ferocious dog Fluffy
standing in the way
I am a gallant witch Fluffy,
a dragon's egg has found me the way to calm you
now if you'll just go to sleep
You're a ferocious dog Fluffy
standing in the way
I am a gallant witch Fluffy,
a dragon's egg has found me the way to calm you
now if you'll just go to sleep
Go to sleep
Original: Take me out to the ball game
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Take me out of the con-test.
I'm em-barr-assed to sing.
Mention the Stone and the Fluffy guard.
Why did they have to make it so hard?
It's a fright, fright, fright
to write lyr-ics.
If I don't win, I'm to blame.
For it's 1 now 2 weeks I've stalled
at this cra-zy game.
Original: Puff the Magic Dragon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wik2uc69WbU) - Peter Paul & Mary
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Fluffy, the three-headed dog,
Lived happily
In the third floor corridor,
At Hogwarts School he be.
Hagrid the half-giant
Loved that Fluffy dog
And sung him songs aplenty
To cease his snarling growl.
Chorus:
Fluffy, the three-headed dog,
Lived happily
In the third floor corridor,
At Hogwarts School he be.
Fluffy, the three-headed dog,
Lived happily
In the third floor corridor,
At Hogwarts School he be.
Fluffy came to Hagrid
From a German peddler,
Hagrid kept him close to home,
‘Til he lent him to Dumbledore
To, guard the Sorcerer’s Stone,
From the threat of Voldemort.
No one knew Fluffy’s secret
Save Hagrid and Dumbledore.
Chorus
But, one night came Quirinus Quirrell,
Followed by Harry Potter
Both knew how to put Fluffy asleep
To save themselves from slaughter.
From the first note of the flute,
Fluffy’s loud growls ceased.
His six eyes began to droop
Before he fell asleep.
After the Stone was destroyed,
Fluffy left the corridor
To romp around the forest,
Where none could hear his roar.
Now Fluffy is back
To guard another stone,
But he’s now obsolete
Because I sing this song.
Chorus
Original: House at Pooh Corner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G5x3fpfpFI) by Loggins & Messina
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Ron and Hermione and I ran along
Toward the end of the dark corridor.
Trying to hide from Old Norris and Filch
And got much more than we bargained for.
Yes, we’ve wandered much further down here than we should
But we’ve got to find out what is under that wood.
Chorus:
So, sleep now, won’t you please, we’ve got to get
Through the trap door to the Sorcerer’s Stone
You’d be surprised all the tests we’ll get through:
Ron will help us win at chess
Hermione will solve all the clues
I’ll find my way to the Sorcerer’s Stone right past you.
Quirrell, the fool, didn’t know what to do
How to safely pass Fluffy the dog
He went to Hagrid for help and advice
And the two shared some gallons of grog.
That’s when Hagrid let slip, “All you need is a song.
Just play Fluffy some notes and you cannot go wrong.”
Chorus:
So, sleep now, won’t you please, we’ve got to get
Through the trap door to the Sorcerer’s Stone
You’d be surprised all the tests we’ll get through:
Ron will help us win at chess
Hermione will solve all the clues
I’ll find my way to the Sorcerer’s Stone right past you.
Original: Across the Universe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbirjVeI_Pk) by the Beatles
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Growls are cutting through the air
They’re kind of scary – I hope I don’t mess up
I really want to do this right and get
Through the trap doooor
Years of patience, weeks of planning
Soon I will achieve my goal
Regaining my full strength
I don’t want to be eaten, ohhhh
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
Shining golden orbs are hovering
Above my covered head
They start to flicker shut so I can slip
Through the trap doooor
Unicorn blood doesn’t work
So now I have to get Fluffy
To sleep so I can make my way
Through the trap doooor
I don’t want to be eaten, ohhhh
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
So now I need to get the stone
Philosopher or sorcerer; it doesn’t matter
What you call it, it’s the same thing:
I think I’ve done it; he’s asleep so now I creep across the floor-
eww his breath stinks,now I continue on
Through the trap doooor
I don’t want to be eaten, ohhhh
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I don’t want to be eaten
I don’t want to be eaten
Original: Byssan Lull
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Fluffy big
I need you to sleep
I want to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy big
I need you to sleep
I want to come through the trapdoor
So said the Professor
Called stuttering Quirrel
His intentions were bad and evil.
Fluffy beast
You shall go to sleep
I’m going down through the trapdoor
Fluffy beast
You shall go to sleep
I’m going down through the trapdoor
In the back of Quirrel’s head
Was evil Voldemort
The Stone he was out to get.
Fluffy there
You must go to sleep
I need to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy there
You must go to sleep
I need to come through the trapdoor
One more Professor came
He was Snape the brave
The double agent to the rescue.
Fluffy kind
We need you to sleep
We have to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy kind
We need you to sleep
We have to come through the trapdoor
The Trio pleaded so
“Oh, sweet Fluffy let us go
To save the Stone from the evil.”
Fluffy good
So long he slept
While five went down through the trapdoor
Fluffy good
So long he slept
While five went down through the trapdoor
Two evil came through first
One kind did not pass through
But three to defeat the evil.
Fluffy dear
You must move your paw
I have to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy dear
You must move your paw
I have to come through the trapdoor
It was the Headmaster
He came to save the tree
Too late, the evil was gone.
Fluffy sweet
Can you please go to sleep
My path goes down through the trapdoor
Fluffy sweet
Can you please go to sleep
My path goes down through the trapdoor
It was a young woman
Sweet Fluffy let her in
Down there she found all of her friends.
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Verse 1
Here comes the sandman. Close your eyes
Rest your head. Play dead.
Start to snore. Just ignore the hardcore Gryffindor
Tugging at the trapdoor by your feet.
Go to sleep. Count sheep to beat. (breathe)
Don’t try to fight it because you can’t deny it.
I know you can’t hide it when I see your sagging eyelids.
Post hoc, gonna unplug your alarm clock.
Put on my sneakin shoes and pilfer that magic rock.
So hold my microphone and loan me that Philosopher’s Stone,
I’m gonna take it back home and strengthen my bones.
Gonna level up my hp. Increase my longevity,
And put an end to my brevity. So next time you see me
I guarantee I’ll be doing death defying feats
And making it look easy.
So don’t do me like a zero. Take a trip like Little Nemo.
I’m on fire like Nero. Antihero not a bad man.
Just a motivated American. Got the right tools like batman,
And a beat by pelicaine. Hard Charger’s the nom de plume
That I use for my tunes.
Major airplay on all the little kiddies ipods and zunes.
Mad rhymes in the room to get you high like fumes.
But don’t look now Fluffy puppy because the sandman’s in the queue.
Verse 2
Nod off yo Fluffy the Three-Headed Dog
I tell you to sleep so that we can grab the stone and then we'll be off
You know that Hagrid gave us the trick to go and give you the slip
Cerberus flea ridden is up in our way, but I ain't gonna trip
Spit some magical rap gonna slip past this trap
To get back down the track slam the Darklord back
In fact you really ain't that scary for a giant pooch
And in a few minutes you'll be able to hit the snooze
If you choose, I know you're dreamin' about runnin' around
Instead of bein' stuck down here in this tunnel just like a clown
I found that all my words carry a certain potency
To soothe the savage beast to get the eyelids droppin' so they can't see
So get to sleepin' punch the clock get off the overtime
Lay your head on down and get started up with the beddy-by
The Loki man, Hogwarts rapper nerdiest extraordinaire
Got this dog nodding off and his snorin' fills up the air
Droppin' on the beat, yo this here's the chorus see
Hardcharger and the one and only MC_Loki
I beat up microphones and leave them cryin' for their mamas
Just like this big ol' pooch snorin' on for hours and hours
Droppin' on the beat, yo this here's the chorus see
But it's time that I stop hitting up the button to repeat
You see, it's time again for Charger to spit some raps
Hey Charger, why dontcha show this beasty where you be at?
Verse 3
Now Fluffy take pause, rest your head on your paws.
MC Loki on my left he’s a B-36 dropping bars like bombs
Like the boy with the scar dropping spells on the head
Of the dark wizard you dread. That’s right,
Voldemort get clowned and mobbed
Cause me and Loki got the aplomb to finish the job.
And that Stone is the tool that we need for our fuel.
So while you’re snoozing in your drool, I’m breaking every rule.
This is my strategy, scheme and plot and I gave it more thought
Than John Locke cooking up a big pot of Enlightenment stew.
My aim is true and I’m turning the screws
Putting pressure on the villains with my remarkable brews.
My wand like a laser going pew, pew, pew make a bang, bang, bang.
Putting Death Eaters on a one-way pain train to Failure Land.
Take them straight to Azkaban while I’m chillin on the Caspian in Azerbaijan.
PSA to all the bad guys, I see through you like Mad Eye.
Skills so hot that they burn you like lye.
Burn villains like Quirrel without an epidural.
My rhymes are like a neural toxin in their brains.
Gonna drive them insane cause I’m irate like John McCain.
I’ve got the battle plan against the Death Eater clan.
I’ll chew them up raisin bran and spit them out in the Sudan
So just close your eyes now doggy and succumb to the sandman
Original: Mary had a little lamb.
Harry needs the Sorcerer's Stone...
the Sorcerer's Stone...
the Sorcerer's Stone...
Harry needs the Sorcerer's Stone...
but he needs to get past Fluffy...
How does he go and do that...
do that...
do that...
How does he go and do that...
with help from Ron and Hermione...
Now they go and get a flute...
get a flute...
get a flute...
Now they go and get a flute...
to soothe the savage Fluffy...
Harry starts to play the flute...
play the flute...
play the flute...
Harry starts to play the flute...
and Fluffy starts to slumber...
Now they can go and get the stone...
get the stone...
get the stone...
Now they can go and get the stone...
since Fluffy's sound asleep...
Original: une chanson douce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nDI2l8lFeo) - Henry Salvador
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Have a nice sleep Fluffy
Lay down you are so sleepy
See you are yawning
For sweet dreams you are craving
Have a nice sleep Fluffy
Close your eyes and breathe calmly
Think about a good meal
Please don't care about the chill
Do you remember
The precious stone you protected so fiercely
Na na na na
That Harry Potter
Finally saved from that evil enemy
Na na na na
Have a nice sleep Fluffy
No need to worry
Every Hogwart's corner
Is no secret for a Marauder
No secret for a Marauder
Original: Batman Beyond. Animated Television Series, Warner Bros.
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link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCncbPeLR9M)
Three heads are better than one
Just ask Hagrid
Putting them all to sleep is little fun
But now its bedtime
Time to rest your eyes
Your dinner left you stuffy
Your tired out being a toughie
Your eyes are feeling puffy
There’s no reason to be huffy
Sleep fluffy sleep
Sleep fluffy
Rock, rock a bye baby
If your claw slips
Its okay maybe
If you slobber, don’t worry
Ron will keep you clean
Your dinner left you stuffy
Your tired out being a toughie
Your eyes are feeling puffy
There’s no reason to be huffy
Sleep fluffy sleep
Sleep fluffy
Turn out the lights
Shut the door and start to snore
Sweet dreams
Of things you did today
Close your eyes
And free your mind of robbers and thieves
We’ll spin them round and round and round
We won’t let them leave
We won’t let them take
Let them take
The Sorcerer’s Stone
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Fluffy please go to sleep
‘cause you’re really quite beat
We will give you a treat
If you just go to sleep
If you let us go through
We will get the stone too
Then Voldy we´ll beat
Which´ll really be neat
We will get past plant
And do a happy dance
Then we´ll come to the keys
Which Harry will seize
The Troll it will smell
And the chess set as well
Then the potions will freeze
past the fire with ease
Original: Ray Charles
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Oh, it's Slytherin time again, soon you'll be sleeping
I can see that far away look in your eyes
And already one of your heads's snoring, Fluffy
So it won't be long before it's Slytherin time
Dumby claims that love is magic of all strongest (strongest)
Spells and potions not the way great wizard goes
But he gets the last laugh he who lives the longest (longest)
So I'll filch the Sorcerer Stone under his nose
Oh, it's Slytherin time again, soon you'll be sleeping
I can see that far away look in your eyes
And with two of your heads softly snoring, Fluffy
No it won't be long before it's Slytherin time
I brought Hagrid magic egg and got him talking (talking)
So he told me everything that lies in store
And as sure as Snape will hex Iggy for stalking (stalking)
You will fall asleep and I'll walk through that door
Oh, it's Slytherin time again, you're finally sleeping
I just saw that far away look in your eyes
And with all three heads now softly snoring, Fluffy
Trap door opens and I know it's Slytherin time
The door opens and it's finally Slytherin time
Original: Abendstille ueberall (composer Otto Laub, early 19th century)
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Hello Fluffy, we brought you a bone
Must be boring to guard Flamel’s stone
We’ve come to entertain you
so you won’t be alone
Oh, poor doggy your days must be long,
Listen now to your own special song
It’s time for a little break now,
Just rest, there’s nothing wrong!
Now let’s count little fluffy white sheep
One, two, three, see how nicely they leap
Four, five, six, seven
There’s a good doggy - fast asleep!
credit sheep animation: binghamblogbackgrounds.blogspot.com
Original: Zelda's Lullaby
http://www.elfindance.com/music/stuff.mp3
Note from the maker: I played this on a real Ocarina, not a recorder or anything. Real life Ocarina. It had a triforce on it and everything.
Lyrics: (To be sung as if improvised on the spur of the moment as you slowly cross the room and descend through the trapdoor. If you have friends with you, try it as a duet or the ever popular trio.)
Gentle dog, sleepy one,
Close your eyes and let sleep come.
Rest your head upon the floor,
Please ignore the open trapdoor.
Dear little Fluffy, three-headed puppy,
Forget to guard the philosophers stone.
Gentle dog, sleepy one,
Close your eyes and let sleep come,
Dream of eating lot of bones,
Awaken later when I am long gone.
Original: Needle And The Damage Done (http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/n/neil_young/needle_and_the_damage_done.html) - Neil Young
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I see you sitting
On that trapdoor
three headed Fluffy
will drool some more
ooon, oon, on Ron
I tried walking past you,
but with no such luck
I see the harp
is still playing
thank merlin for that charm
I know the stone
is beyond that trapdoor
I'll run right past you this time
Now the door is open, hop right in,
Devils Snare
Don't Panic, it'll kill you Ron
Hermione's here and
she'll cast some spells
get past the keys, logic and chess
Voldemort may be ahead of us
But I have the stone in my pocket.
Original: Johnny Depp - Amy Anne
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Hagrid's pet, Fluffy.
I'd like to turn my back and flee,
But I gotta get through that door.
Fluffy, snore!
Severus Snape, that git.
Sorc'rer's Stone--he's after it.
I'll get it first and keep it safe for
Dumbledore.
Hermione and Ron have helped me get to
The Mirror of Erised, but I'm not sure what to do.
Professor Quirrell, it's you!
I cannot believe it's true!
What your turban did conceal--
It's unreal!
Vold A, Vold B, Vold C, Vold D, Vold EEEEEE!
We all thought that you were dead not on the back of Quirrel's head.
That must be why he always reeked totally of gaaaaarliiiiiic!
Voldemort, you're through!
I'll keep the Stone away from you.
You'll be Vapormort once again.
Harry wins!
Harr A, Harr B, Harr C, Harr D, HarrYYYYYY!
Original: Aaron Copland's "The Little Horses"
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Sing to the tune of the traditional American lullaby, "All the Pretty Little Horses"
Hush-you-by.
Don't you whine.
Go to sleepy little Fluffy.
When you wake,
you shall have
all the pretty little horses.
Thestrals and Aethonans,
Abraxans and Granians,
sliced with hypogriffy gravy.
Thestrals and Aethonans,
Abraxans and Granians;
all the yummy flying horses.
Hush-y-poo.
Don't you drool.
Go to sleepy little Fluffy.
When you wake,
you'll have rock cake
and all the pretty little children.
Potter you'll mangle,
Weasley with Grainger;
you'll just love those little children.
Potter you'll mangle,
Weasley with Grainger;
yummy, tasty little children.
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* Please note that I've tried to keep the horse colors, as represented in "Fantastic Beasts", in the order of the original lyric. Of course, a palimino is not dappled but might be called brown. A chestnut is not quite the same as a bay, but I've done the best I can with the available options. Also, the kids are almost in order of hair color (black [omit grey] brown and bay, reversed) . That was an accident!
Original: Do do l'enfant do
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Please play the song again to accommodate all lyrics.
Fluffy, good doggie
Go to sleep oh my Fluffy
Fluffy, don’t you see
We have to slip by ye
The Stone, that great Stone
Lies beneath that trapdoor, see?
His friends and Harry
Have to keep it from Voldy
So sleep, good Fluffy
Listen to that lullaby
Don’t wake, nice doggie
Not until we have passed by
We will get the Stone
We’ll thwart the Dark Lord once more
And when that is done
Things will be good as before
Original: Who let the Dogs out?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CSMzRn2BIA) - The Bahama Men.
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link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR7_Q5l7tN0)
Who let the Troll in?
(Who, who, who, who, who)
(who, who, who, who, who)
who, who, who, who, who)
Who let the Troll in? (Who, who, who, who, who)
Who let Troll in? (Who, who, who, who, who)
(Who, who, who, who, who)
The students were frightened. The teachers were worried. (My evil plan)
The troll was roaming the halls. (Big, dumb &ugly)
I see Fluffy and I start singin’(singin this song.)
Then he’s closin’ his eyes.
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof )
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof )
I see my chance, I can’t fail now.
I think it’s safe to go in now.
Stay asleep Fluffy, good puppy.
Let me steal the philosopher’s stone.
(woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
The entrance is clear now, hey that was easy. (No yappin’ dogs)
Walk to the door, must be quiet. (good little dogs)
I Tell myself “Hey keep on singin’.” (don’t wake the dogs)
The stone ahead, the dogs behind. (good bye dogs.)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
The doggie is nothing if he goes to sleep.
Oh doggie stay asleep, oh doggie sleep.
The doggie is nothing if he goes to sleep.
Oh doggie stay asleep, oh doggie sleep.
Original: Summertime - George Gershwin (music) and DuBose Heyward (lyrics)
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[fieldset=Sweet Dreams Fluffy]
The life you once had was so perfect, so free
You romped through the forest, your heart full of glee
But they needed your help to guard some stupid stone
So they shut you in here and you sit all alone
No one could be happy here, no wonder you're mad
You're just misunderstood, doesn't mean that you're bad
They feed you and all, but it's just not enough
What you really need is some good puppy love.
Sweet dreams Fluffy, your bedtime is here
You'd better let someone in or you'll be stuck here all year
It can't be fun to live here, you'd rather run and play
Just take a nap, there's nothing better to do anyway
So shut your eyes, fold your paws, nod your heads,
Sleep where you sit, that dusty floor for a bed
Just sleep, let me pass, and the Stone'll soon be gone
And you will once more see the light of day dawn.
Giggly little children wander in the night
Interrupting your sleep, they shriek at the sight of your
teeth and your heads and your eyes open wide as you
try to decide which to bite and they run and they
hide in their beds and they think of your heads as they
dream in their sleep but they keep waking you up. They
creep through the school in the dark just to break all the
rules and here you serve your time all day and all night
Sweet dreams Fluffy, your bedtime is here
You'd better let someone in or you'll be stuck here all year
It can't be fun to live here, you'd rather run and play
Just take a nap, there's nothing better to do anyway
So shut your eyes, fold your paws, nod your heads,
Sleep where you sit, that dusty floor for a bed
Just sleep, let me pass, and the Stone'll soon be gone
And you will once more see the light of day dawn.
Sweet dreams Fluffy, your bedtime is here
You'd better let someone in or you'll be stuck here all year
It can't be fun to live here, you'd rather run and play
So take a nap and let me in and soon you will be seeing brighter days
Soon you will be seeing brighter days
Soon you will be seeing brighter days
Soon you will be seeing brighter days
Here's hoping you'll be seeing brighter days.
Original: We Didn't Start the Fire (http://www.teacheroz.com/fire.htm) - Billy Joel
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and the witch, Hermione.
Severus Snape, down the trapdoor, got to follow him.
The stone’s not safe, Professor M., Snape will steal it, you must stop him
How do you know?, Hagrid told us, that loquacious fool.
Dumbledore, not here, Ministry, business trip
Oh no, this is a trick, watch out Snape is right behind you.
What will we do?, stop him, get the stone before him
Three-headed dog, challenges, we will face them all
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Hagrid speaks up, dragon’s egg, stranger in the Hog’s Head
Let it slip out, now Snape knows it, Fluffy’s weakness
Read books, wooden flute, time to go now, come on
Grab your wand and get your father’s cloak
Neville, don’t go, you’ll get us into trouble
Sorry Neville, wave a wand, say a quick spell, moving on
Fourth floor, forbidden, sneak in softly, Fluffy
Play the flute, Fluffy sleeps, jumping through the floor
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Falling down, Hit the ground, What is that there?, Devil’s Snare
Choking, Hermione, Are you a witch or not?
Moving on, Flying keys, Look, silver, broken wing
Grab the key, check the lock, come let’s see what is inside
Giant chess board, white, black, can’t pass it, we must play
Take your place, Ron leads, white moves first so let’s go
E4, move the piece, Ron is facing down the Queen
The Queen attacks, checkmate, Ron is knocked unconscious.
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Past the troll, Fire, It’s a logic puzzle
Poison, Potion, Only one can pass through
Harry is now moving on, there’s a man who’s standing there
Quirrell, Not Snape, Mirror of Erised
Tied up, Quirrell asks, How do I get the stone out?
Reaching up, turban off, Holy #@!% it’s Voldemort!
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Scar burning, So much pain, can’t escape now, trapped again
Pale-face, snake-like, nostril slits, red-eyed
Speaking, hissing, “The boy lies”, Tell the truth or you’ll die
Looking through the Erised, “What do you see?” Voldy said
Quidditch House cup , “No you lie”, Harry looks hard, Where’s the stone?
Sees himself, holding it, Wink, Smile, In pocket
Quirrell leaps out to attack, Harry fights him off with love
Voldemort flees once again, Harry wins and that’s the end!
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
But when we are gone
Will he still sleep on, and on, and on, and on...
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
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rockabye fluffy and don't kill me
Cuz I can sing better than Harry Potty
I can't think of any lyrics but he couldn't think of any at all
so let me pass through and don't kill me
I want to go through to the devil's snare
and the wing room and the chessboard too
I can't sing but harry played flute
and i have a violin too
let me through?
Fluffy's Song
Lullaby and good night
Sweet dreams I hope find you
Do not dream of scary things
Peaceful thoughts come to you.
Fluffy dog, three-headed beast
Let the trio pass by you
They’ve some tasks to undertake
The Wizarding World is at stake.
Harry will win the day
When in his pocket he finds
The valuable Sorcerer’s Stone
Thanks to the Mirror.
Your eyes are closed, your breath is heavy
Deep sleep sure has found you
Ron will sacrifice himself
Hermione will find the potions
Heads of House, Hogwarts School
Put up the roadblocks
Devil’s Snare, flying keys,
And the chess board set
Riddled potions to move and
Three-Headed beast guarding the door
Who is now fast asleep
Not doing his job.
Lullaby and good night
Good night!
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URL:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSUuTlU3_Cs
As you might see, we have an enormous amount of entries and it will be difficult to pick a winner(s).
The results of the first Challenge - Put Fluffy to sleep
Congratulations on making Fluffy sleepy and managing to get passed him with (most) limbs intact!
Note to the winners: your prize will follow.
The results
25 points = JJFinch (8) - Best use of characters award, FleurduJardin (13) - Member's choice, LikeLuna (46) Mod's choice award.
24 points = vigneshnimbus (16)
23 points = Klio (38) - The JKR' Storyteller award.
21 points = Dav_Muggle (27)
20 points = Gottriplets (2), eaglestreasure (3), ArryGrotter (5), Melaszka (10), GinnyIsGenius (17), CathyWeasley (26), thethirdman (32) - Hogwarts House MC award, witchsmart (47) - The Yule Ball best dance award.
19 points = LyraLovegood (23), KeepItDark (40)
18 points = Pox_Voldius (1), Muggle_Magic (4), MmeBergerac (20), Anhelda (24), MrSleepyHead (28), wickedwickedboy (35)
17 points = spacecadet (9), The_Green_Woods (21), Radish_Earrings (30), leah49 (49), LittleElf (45)
16 points = Alien_Visitor (7), Tweedlidum (19), freelantzer (41) Most sexy lullaby award, TWZRD (42) The Nagini Most Bloody Song award, Gaian (34)
15 points = Tweedlidam (18), Colonel_Fubster (25), Den_Muggle (29), Morning_Star (31), storyteller (44)
14 points = Wandering Prince (12), nmpsr_14 (15), Reader (39) Quirrel's Harp award for accompanying yourself.
13 points = rigdoctorbri (6), Daggerstone (37)
12 points = Mimosa (11), elevenprincess (14), HMN (22)
11 points = Lucybird (36) Voldemorts8thHorcrux (48), Fawkesfan1 (33)
10 points = Myosotis (43)
Invited to join Hogwarts choir:
GinnyIsGenius
Gaian
Voldemorts8thHorcrux
Lucybird
storyteller
eaglestreasure
CathyWeasley
Klio
LikeLuna
ArryGrotter
Wickedwickedboy
MrSleepyHead
Daggerstone
leah49
Heya guys!
A little extra for all those who won and/or got special mentions:
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GinnyIsGenius
Gaian
Voldemorts8thHorcrux
Lucybird
storyteller
eaglestreasure
CathyWeasley
Klio
LikeLuna
ArryGrotter
Wickedwickedboy
MrSleepyHead
Daggerstone
leah49
Best Use of Characters Award
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JJFinch
Member's Choice
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FleurduJardin
Mods' Choice
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LikeLuna
The JKR Storyteller Award
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Klio
Hogwarts House MC Award
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thethirdman
The Yule Ball Best Dance Award
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witchsmart
Most Sexy Lullaby Award
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freelantzer
The Nagini Most Bloody Song Award
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TWZRD
Quirrel's Harp Award for Accompanying Yourself
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Reader
Congrats everyone, you all did a great job!
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Take your time before you vote to watch all entries.
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(The song is based off of "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" by U2.)
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(link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwfh8agBc8))
Yes...
I can't abide the least delay
Fluffy close your eyes, and I'll be on my way
How long...
How long must I sing this song?
How long? How long...
'Cause tonight...I must have that Stone!
Tonight...
Hidden in chambers under children’s feet
The Philosopher’s Stone is really neat
But I don’t need a battle call
It brings the Dark Lord back
Brings the Dark Lord back to rule them all
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday (Someday, Voldie, someday...)
(All right let’s go!)
My Lord’s plan has just begun
His body’s lost, but he’ll soon have another one
His reign will be a work of art
And Muggles, Order, Dumbles, Potter torn apart!
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday
How long...
How long must I sing this song?
How long? How long...
‘Cause tonight...I must have that Stone
Tonight...
Tonight...
Someday, Voldie, someday (tonight)
Tonight
Someday, Voldie, someday (tonight)
(I'll get the Stone!)
Soon Lord Voldemort will rise
He’ll rise again today
He shall rise today
I’ve the will and the way
(Someday, Voldie, someday)
I love his blood red eyes
(Someday, Voldie, someday)
Someday, Voldie, someday (Someday, Voldie, someday)
Someday, Voldie, someday (Someday, Voldie, someday)
(Here I come!)
I think this beast likes my tune
He’s fast asleep and snoring heavily
And today the Mudbloods cry
With the Dark Lord back they’ll be next to die
His real battle yet begun (Someday, Voldie, someday)
To rid himself of the “Chosen One” (Someday, Voldie, someday)
Oh…
Someday, Voldie, someday
Someday, Voldie, someday…
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(To the tune of Flightless bird, American Mouth by Iron and Wine)
Now close your three pairs of eyes
Lay your heads gently down
Quiet your menacing growls
Listen to my lullaby,
There on the dusty floor
Lies a secret trapdoor
That I must enter through
To stop the man I abhor
Chorus:
Have I lulled you
Fluffy Boy
Calming, snoring
Are you asleep?
Precious pup
Peacefully, dreaming
Safe through the Devil’s Snare
More charms lie up ahead
Caught a winged key in air
Played against live chessmen,
The with the troll on the floor
Made it to my next chore
Stepped through black burning flames
To save the stone of ancient lore
Chorus:
Have I lulled you
Fluffy Boy
Calming, snoring
Are you asleep?
Precious pup
Peacefully, dreaming
In front of the Erised glass
Seeing the stone Quirrell yearned
Removing his turban for help
My scar intensely burned,
Soon as I touched his skin
I heard a deafening roar
Mother’s blood saved again
Voldemort’s gone once more
Chorus:
Have I lulled you
Fluffy Boy
Calming, snoring
Are you asleep?
Precious pup
Peacefully, dreaming
Original: Jack Johnson's "Upside Down". The midi file used from thailyrics.com, and it can be found here (http://thailyrics.com/midi-lib/english/JackJohnson_Upside-down.mid)
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Everyday
Nothing is possible for you to say
You're just a doggy
And then if I may
I'll call you Fluffy now for everything
I need the thing you guard in every way
The Philosopher's Stone
And as my mind begins to spread its wings
It's time to leave you, sleepin' 'cuz of me
I'm gonna turn this stone thing round and round
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
Make myself immortal purely just for fun
I'll get my gold and then when I am done
The stone with Dumbledore will stay
You might think
Voldemort will come because of me
You'd stay to guard the one so precious thing
It's time to leave you, sleepin' 'cuz of me
I'm gonna turn this stone thing round and round
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
Make myself immortal purely just for fun
I'll get my gold and then when I am done
The stone with Dumbledore will stay...
Original song: The Yellow Rose of Texas
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At Hogwarts there is a dog
Hagrid named him Fluffy
A more unsuitable name
There sure could never be
Three heads he has on him
And fearsome claws to match
And if you ever meet him
Just pray you’re not his catch
He stands there on the trap door
That leads down to the Stone
And if you want to get past him
He’ll soon gnaw on your bones
That did not however
Deter our young heroes
Harry, Ron, Hermione
They’re known as the Trio
One dark night down they went
A flute their lone weapon
They played this song to him
Soon Fluff was nodding on
The Trio then slid past him
Intent on their mission
Many tasks they got through
That taxed their brain and brawn
There was a magic game of chess
That left our brave Trio bereft and Ronald-less
Yes they braved many dangers
That would really raise your hairs
But courage always prevails
And the Stone soon became theirs
And now my song is done
It’s time for celebration!
Original: Gotta get Thru This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJyg8u9JzFw) - Daniel Bedingfield
If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, gotta make it through
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take my, take my mind off you
Give me just a second and I'll be alright
Surely one more moment couldn't break my heart
Give me 'til tomorrow then I'll be okay
Just another day and then I'll hold you tight
your love is pouring like the rain
I close my eyes and its gone again
When will I get the chance to say I love you
I pretend that you're already mine
and my heart ain't breaking every time
I look into your eyes
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
God, God, you gotta help me get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, gotta make it through
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take, gotta take my mind off you
Give me just a second and I'll be all right
Surely one more moment couldn't break my heart
Give me 'til tomorrow then I'll be okay
Just another day and then I'll hold you tight
your love is pouring like the rain
I close my eyes and its gone again
Will I get the chance to say I love you
I pretend that you're already mine
and my heart ain't breaking every time
I look into your eyes
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
God, God, you gotta help me get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
If only I could get through this
God, God, you gotta help me get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, gotta make it through
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take, gotta take my mind off you
Said I'm gonna get through this
Im gonna get through this
I gotta take, gotta take my mind off you
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If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, to the Stone
Said I've gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Give me just a second and I'll get the tune
At any moment I could bring my doom
If I play it well, I should be okay
Fluffy will attack if the song ain’t right.
The music goes right to his brains
He closes eyes again and again
His heads are falling right, left and centre
I pretend the Stone’s already mine
the best Philosopher of time!
All heads would turn to mine!
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
You gotta help me get through this (trap door)
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, to the Stone
Said I've gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Give me just a second and I'll get the tune
At any moment I could bring my doom
If I play it well, I should be okay
Fluffy will attack if the song ain’t right.
The music goes right to his brains
He closes eyes again and again
His heads are falling right, left and centre
I pretend the Stone’s already mine
the best Philosopher of time!
All heads would turn to mine!
If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
If only I can get through this
You gotta help me get through this
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
If only I can get through this (trap door)
You gotta help me get through this (trap door)
I gotta get through this
I gotta get through this
I gotta make it, gotta make it, to the Stone
Said I've gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Said I'm gonna get through this
I’ve gonna get through this
Not gonna take my eyes off all of yours
Original: Fly me to the Moon - Frank Sinatra (here Diana Krall)
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Sing to the tune of Frank Sinatra's FLY ME TO THE MOON
(Original score, music and words written and composed by Bart Howard)
Sheet Music (http://forpiano.com/FILEX/frank_sinatra--fly_me_to_the_moon.pdf)
Fly me on a broom,
Let me play... above the Pitch.
Let me see what it feels like to...
catch me the Snitch.
In other words...Hold on tight
In other words...Fluff, don't bite me!
Fill his dreams with song,
let Fluffy dream as I move-along.
The Stone is what I long for...
Because...I'm rotten to-the-core!
In other words...Please, be cooooool!
In other words...In other woooords...
Fluffy, please don't droooool...
Original: Tonight - Bernstein and Sondheim
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link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T95WOfJtpSI)
Tonight. Tonight
Won't be just any night.
Tonight there will be no morning star.
Tonight. Tonight.
I'll see my love tonight
And for us, stars will stop where they are
Today
The minutes seem like hours...
The hours go so slowly
And still the sky is light.
Oh, moon, grow bright
And make this endless day
Endless night. Tonight.
Tonight, tonight
Will be adventure night
Tonight we will battle for the Stone
Tonight, tonight
We’ll pass Fluffy tonight
When he wakes, what he guards will be gone
Today
All day we went on planning
The three of us together
We came up with a scheme
With wands in hand
Through the trapdoor we’re going
And we’ll win. Tonight
Original Mamma Mia by Abba:
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Instrumental version so that you can sing my lyrics without the distraction of the original if you know the song well and so wish.
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And here’s my version…(sung as if by Voldemort)
The Philosopher’s Stone is a thing much desired.
But a wizard must sing to make guard-dog feel tired.
Look at me now,
Will I ever learn?
I don’t know how,
But I want the immortal life –
It is my one greatest strife!
Just one song and he’ll be snoozing at last,
One more song and I’ll be able to pass,
Whooah-ooah!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you fall asleep?
My, my!
How can I sedate you?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now go to sleep,
My, my!
Oh! how much I hate you!
Yes! The idea has thrilled me,
Since the day Potter killed me!
Why, why, did that little brat survive?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please get out my way!
My, my, I’ll get my body back today!
I was angry and sad when I was ripped from my body,
And my followers’ work has been nothing but shoddy!
And when I’m back,
When I’m whole again,
They’ll get the sack,
But I want the immortal life –
It is my one greatest strife!
Just one song and he’ll be dozing away,
One more song and I’ll be able to play,
Whooah-ooah!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you fall asleep?
My, my!
How can I sedate you?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now go to sleep,
My, my!
Oh! how much I hate you!
Yes! The idea has thrilled me,
Since the day Potter killed me!
Why, why, did that little brat survive?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now let me pass!
My, my!
How I want that stone so!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you let me pass?
My, my!
Yes, I want that stone so!
Fluffy, Fluffy, won’t you fall asleep?
My, my!
How can I sedate you?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please now go to sleep,
My, my!
Oh! how much I hate you!
Yes! I’ve been quite crest-fallen,
Since all my powers were stolen!
Why, why, didn’t little Potter die?
Fluffy, Fluffy, please get out my way!
My, my, I’ll get my body back today!
Original: Poker Face - Lady Gaga
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Professor Quirrel/Voldermort:
I wanna play em' like they do in Wizard bands
Strum em' tute em' let me play it for the dog Fluffy
My Music intuition says play a lul-a-bye to start
And after he's been lulled I'll play a second to be smart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Hagrid:
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Professor Quirrel/Voldermort:
I wanna roll-a him a hard task it will be
A little pushin is sure to get me free
Pushin Shovin I've got to get him off the zone
And into the trap door to the philosopher's stone, stone
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll make him sleep, he'll be counting sheep
Hagrid:
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Professor Quirrel/Voldermort:
I will tell you that I tried it
And I did it
Though I'm huffin' and I'm puffin
I'm not crying I'm just stunnin' with my ex-tra-cunning
Just like a dark and evil wizard
Take my step before I miss my chance
I promise this, promise this
I passed this task cause I'm marvelous
Hagrid:
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his,
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Can't beat his
Can't beat his
No you can't beat his three faces
(he's got to love nobody)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Threee faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Th-Th-Th-Three faces, Th-Th-Three faces
(Ha ha ha his)
Original: "Kitty" by The Pogues.
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Oh, Fluffy, my three-headed doggy,
I am singing to lull you to sleep.
I’m just waiting until you’re unconscious,
Then past you on tiptoe I’ll creep.
I hope that you won’t mind me saying
You’re a bit of an ugly old brute,
A hideous, triplicate mongrel,
Though Hagrid, of course, thinks you’re cute.
You’ve six eyes and six ears and three faces,
Three noses, as well, (if you please!)
And presumably three lots of bogeys
Fly out of their ends when you sneeze.
Three mouths could prove quite a health hazard –
I’m sure I’ll be poisoned to death,
When out of your three gaping cakeholes
Come three lots of smelly bad breath.
But worse are your three sets of gnashers.
Believe me, I’m not very bright,
But even to me it seems patent
That your bark isn’t worse than your bite.
I confess it’s because of my greed, boy,
(A weakness to which I am prone)
That I’m trying to get through this trapdoor
To steal The Philosopher’s Stone.
It’s a wonderfully brilliant invention,
The brainchild of old Nick Flamel.
He has reached the ripe age of six hundred,
And, with luck, one day I will, as well.
But - alas! - I am not without rivals
In my quest to get hold of the Stone.
They’re hot on the trail of this object,
They simply can’t leave it alone.
There’s that funny Professor of DADA -
The students must s******, I fear,
At his tics and his quirks and his stammer,
And turbans are oh, so last year.
But Quirrell has got quite a problem –
A man whom we all thought was dead,
That darkest of wizards, Tom Riddle,
Sticking out of the back of his head.
And then there’s that pesky kid, Potter,
With Weasley and Granger in tow,
The latter as bright as a button,
A regular armchair Poirot.
So if I’m to get it before them,
I’m sorry, I really must fly.
So for now it’s sweet dreams, boy, night-nightie,
Auf wiedersehen, so long, goodbye.
Original: A Vietnamese lullaby
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[There y’ are,] good Fluffy
Right there on the trap door
Watchful forever more
You’re so good my Fluffy
But you have this weakness
That’ll be my ‘portunity
To get through, through the floor
I’m singing you to sleep, good Fluffy
So do close your eyes,
Make yourself comfy
So comfy, oh so sleepy
Oh Fluffy, sleep, Fluffy
So I can pass the trap door
On my way to the Stone
Don’t wake up till I’m done
Don’t wake up till I’m done
Original: Hush Little Baby
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Hush little Fluffy, don’t you bark
Harry will give you a treacle tart
And when that little tart you eat
A little music will put you to sleep
And while you sleep the night away,
Our little Trio will be on their way
And on that bumpy way so far from home
Many obstacles they shall overcome
Devil’s Snare, flying keys, living chess pieces
Riddles, sacrifices, many hits and misses
At the end of that hard road they will
Face a more fearsome danger still.
Against the Dark Lord himself Harry will stand
But it’s Quirrell who will burn his hands
At the end, though, all will be well
That's why they’re here now to tell the tale
Original: A Little Night Music - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
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Now lis’en to me my Fluffy
I wan’ ya to do sumthin’ fo’ me
Lie on top of this trap door
Don’t let anyone pass,
Professor, student, bonny lass
Not anyone ‘xcept Dumbledore
And those I showed you afore
On’y they can cross the trapdoor
Don’t let anyone else in at all, no one else at all,
Nobody else can pass, hear me?
So said Hagrid, Keeper of the Keys
Trusting on his ever faithful Fluffy
But he could not foresee ever
Our three heroes none could deter
Harry and his two good friends
One night stealthily they went
Soon Fluffy began to slumber
A magic spell he was under
Music he couldn’t resist came over
From a harp hanging in the air, the air
They defeated the Devil’s Snare
Caught the key, gave the chessmen a scare
They solved riddles, went through fire
Endured the Dark Lord’s ire
Then Harry beat Voldemort/Quirrell
Thanks to his mother’s love spell
The Philosopher Stone he secured
Because his intent was pure
Thus they achieved a great victory
And that’s the end of this story, hear ye!
Original: Come As You Are - Mindi Abair
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link to video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UczMTPA80dY)
Fluffy
We maybe loony
Under this full moon
But it’ll be over soon.
Fluffy
It’s time to fall asleep,
While we creep,
We hope we never again meet.
Fluffy
Close your eyes,
As we sneak on by,
There’s nothing to spy.
Fluffy
Just listen to this melodic tone,
And we’ll leave you alone,
While we go and save the stone.
(repeat the last line 3x)
Original: Hallelujah - Jeff Buckley
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Well I heard there was a secret chord
That Hagrid played and it made Fluffy snore
But you don’t really understand, let me tell you
Well you can play a harp, or a guitar
As long as you play it with some heart
Then you’d be able to get through the trap door
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Well you felt so brave until you walked
Into the room on the third floor
And saw that giant beast staring at you
He had three heads and barked aloud
You quickly rummaged through your sack
Pulled out your flute and played a tune to get through
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
You closed your eyes and prayed it worked
Then heard nothing and had a look
The dog was lying down and fast asleep
You magically enchanted the flute to
Continuously play that enchanting tune
So you could get the Philosopher’s Stone that was through
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
Through the Trapdoor
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(This years’ ‘Oscar-Winning’ song will surely put him/her to sleep. Is Fluffy a he or a she? Yes think about it after all that’s what will get you through the trap door. Right, I have to sing him/her a song to put him/her to sleep. Ok, here I go.
Jai Ho from ‘Slumdog Millionaire’
Oh-O...Oh-O!
Fluffy, Fluffy, be a dear, and let us through,
We have lots of things in common with the, heady you.
Oh-O…Oh-O!
Fluffy, Fluffy, you justify every plaudit, you get,
So let us through the trap-door and take a deserved rest.
Oh-O…Oh-O!
Fluffffyyyyyy- Fluffffeeee ….Fluffffyyyyy- Fluffffeeee ….…Flufffyyyy-Fluffffeeee… Flufffyyyy-Fluffffeeee…
(Fluffy starts to growl and I gulp and take a step back. Oops, wrong song! Ok, here I go again. Hotel California by the Eagles. The guitar plays for 2 minutes and 8 seconds and Fluffy is almost asleep. Good! I begin again..)
Fluffy, you are a great dog,
Could you help us, out of this bind,
On the other side of the trap door,
Lies a stone, one of a kind.
I promise, you lots of cookies,
And all the meat, I can conjure,
Will even to talk Professor Hagrid,
To help you with your Lady Love, for sure.
As I stand on the threshold, that is door-way,
Singing this poem solely for you,
And I think,
I could help save the World once again,
If you would only, let me through.
So Fluffy, have a good leisure time,
And, do have an afternoon catnap,
Dream about the wonderful time,
You won’t have, if you wake up with a snap.
(Fluffy starts to growl again. My, is he/she hyperactive today. Maybe, Professor Hagrid fed Fluffy with too many chocolates. He/She is sure acting like a person on sugar-high, only it’s menacing teeth makes it ten times worse. Ok, change of plans (Should work for IBM). Numb from Linkin Park)
Every little thing that I want you, to feel,
Feeling very senseless and summoned to be a carcass,
I know, am pulling a lot of emotional sap,
But under the pressure, of getting, to the stone.
Listen to my musical undertone,
Just, listen to my undertone.
Am feeling pretty helpless,
So,you better help me, very soon!
Listen to my musical undertone,
Just, listen to my undertone.
I, have become, so nervous,
Am shaking here,
Please be so kind,
There’s not much more, I can take,
I will be indebted to you,
For my entire life,
If you could, just this once,
Please, give me a little break.
(Hey, I said the magic word. No, it didn’t work for Harry with Dudley and it is certainly not working for me with Fluffy. Maybe he likes *rap err..rap. Ok, here goes nothing. ‘Lose Yourself’ by Eminem.)
What am I to do, to think, is so pre programmed,
Still confused, to me it helped or harmed.
But now that I know, I stand alarmed,
Against the thoughts, I shall retort, I am armed!
I'm tired, I am the kink,
Here I am standing on the brink,
Do I jump or do I stumble,
Or does it even matter I think I fumble.
Do I go back home, is it worth it,
Or may be I like this place and I like this dingy pit.
Now is the time I should give up, I should quit,
Forever breathe this sickening heat or just brood and sit.
Came that smile like sadistic rain in a drowning flood,
And that mocking laughter gushed my blood.
I knelt on the gritty floor with a roaring thud,
The way I'm thinking is just not me, its so absurd!
Come Fluffy! Lets playfully fight,
I will hand wrestle you and revenge my plight,
In that shall lie my masochist pride,
Cuz sitting and brooding and letting things happen just doesn't come in my stride...!
(Hmm, it’s still not working. Maybe, Fluffy is hypnotized by my attractiveness. If that’s the case then Fluffy, most definitely won’t be the first. Ok, what about 'Faint’ by Linkin Park)
I came,
With lot of brashness,
A little bit of disregard,
To the rules that govern this tournament,
That magic folks call Triwizard.
I came,
I will do whatever you want,
And I want you to believe,
Because, no matter what you make me do,
I assure you, that it will be a big relieve.
So,
I bend on my knees and ask you,
Cos’ turning the back, is not a thing to do,
Whether you accept this request or not,
This is the only shot, I have got.
I can’t fail,
To get through this task,
Don’t let it happen to me,
I can’t, take this all.
I won’t fail,
Because you know what,
There’s a stubborn side in me,
That will stand out, mighty high and tall.
(I have strained my throat and Fluffy is as awake as ever. I close my eyes and say a quite prayer. When I open my eyes, I find Fluffy asleep. I had forgotten to turn-off the music in the background, which was playing the instrumental track ‘Latika’s Theme’. Who knew that an instrumental song would put the mighty dog to sleep! So much for the lyrics, I slaved over…..Or maybe just maybe, it was just the choice of songs.)
Original: The Beatles' A Hard Day's Night
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Looks like it'll be long night,
dealing with a three-headed dog.
I'm blocking out its growls,
getting over the initial shock.
Gotta go through the backdoor,
save the Philosopher's Stone
and time is running out.
Hagrid said "To calm him down
would be nothing but a piece of cake."
Luckily, he got this right
or else we'll become it's prey
Harry Potter played the flute.
I wanna rock out this tune.
Hope he is not a Beatles fan.
Fluffy, ooh
Three drooling mouths with yellow fangs.
Let me sooth your beasty soul
while you dream and take a nap.
We’re pressed for time.
Nothing feels like it did before.
Whether we lose House points
doesn’t matter anymore.
That bloody thief must be stop!
McGonagall doesn’t budge
and Dumbledore’s not around.
Gotta go through the trapdoor,
save the Philosopher’s Stone.
Hopefully he will doze out.
Fluffy, ooh
Three drooling mouths with yellow fangs.
Let me sooth your beasty soul
while you dream and take a nap.
Looks like it'll be long night,
starting with a three-headed dog.
But once I played this out loud,
he should be sleeping like a rock.
Harry Potter played the flute.
I wanna rock out this tune.
Hope he is not a Beatles fan
and starts to dance around.
Soon he ... (Sleep Fluffy!)
will pass out ... (Sleep Fluffy!)
Those who snooze don't bite (Sleep Fluffy!)
and it'll be alright.
Original: Le loup, la biche et le chevalier (une chanson douce)
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link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9tKRk1E41c)
This is a lullaby
To put you to sleep Fluffy
Rest your three heads by
That nice little trapdoor, aye
This little lullaby
I wrote especially for you
‘Cause I have to pass you by
There’s something that I must do
The Philosopher’s Stone lies down there
Protected in so many ways
Ay, ay, ay, ay
But I’ll pass you like the air
You won’t even know I’m there
Er, er, er, er
My fearsome Fluffy
Please go on sleeping
I can’t let Voldy
Get his hands on that thing
That thing is the Stone
The Philosopher’s Stone
Eternal life it grants
That’s what he so much wants
Oh what a task we’ve taken on
Will we three ever get through
Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh
But with my friends Ron and Hermion’
We are so sure to overcome
All obstacles
Albus Dumbledore
With his faithful staff and all
Made passing that door
A challenge to try the soul
That immense challenge
We’ll soon put behind us
Many count on us
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them
And we will not fail them…
Original: Cindy, Cindy - Ricky Nelson
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I have this Sorcerer’s Stone belonging to me
It makes me oh so powerful
No one could e’er beat me
Death itself can’t touch me
I can live forever more
Time just flows around me
Like waves lapping at the shore
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
We have to save the Stone
For now I have decided
To put an end to this
But before I can be rested
I have to be at peace
I have to make good’n sure
No one will misuse it
Only one whose soul is pure
Can put his hands on it
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
Guard the door well, Fluffy, Fluffy
We have to save the Stone
Original: Cheek to cheek by Irving Berling
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Singing starts at 1.35.
The situation is at follows: finding out that Quirrell's singing is horrible, Voldemort decides to bring Fluffy to sleep himself and express his long-repressed feelings about Harry.
Potter, Harry Potter,
Just a baby, the easiest job of my whole life!
How could everything turn out at last so bad?
How could I be thus defeated by a child?
Potter, Harry Potter,
it's a nightmare seeing you every day in class...
so alive, so healthy, with that stupid smile
while I'm half the skull of this slave of mine.
Oh, I'm fed up with this Quirrell
and the unicorns half-bled;
smell of garlic, herds of centaurs,
and the stuttering all day.
What a painful humiliation,
I'm You-Know-Who, the Dark Lord!
But the text books say you vanquished me,
you stinky Potter boy.
Wait for me!
Wait that I have the Stone!
My body back,
my powers whole, then...
Potter, Harry Potter,
you and I will have a talk about revenge.
I'll explain you what it means with all detail...
if this Fluffy dog just gets out of the way!
Original: Sway! by the Pussycat Dolls.
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When I look into your six Brown eyes,
I realise, I am very scared,
You terrorise with your voice
Fluffy dog, scary dog!
You’re not a flower bending in the breeze,
Paws in front, baring teeth,
You snarl at me with loud and angry growls,
Stay away from me, Fluffy dog!
Other people could get scared of you
I’m scared even though I’ve a flute
For you have the strength to tear
My hair on my head!
I can hear the sound of fear in me,
As you step, very near,
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song.
Fluffy! Make me
Help me! Let me!
Twisting and falling
Trough the trap door you guard!
Fluffy!
Let me!
Others may come and ask you the same,
Don’t let them into the trap,
You have the magic to stop,
All of them as we speak!
As we speak!
I can hear the sound of fear in me,
As you step very near
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song.
Please let me go to the Stone,
While you sway to my song.
Let me!
Let me!
Let me Now!
Original: "Grassy Grass Grass" by Woodie Guthrie
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http://www.rhapsody.com/elizabeth-mitchell/tracks.html
http://www.amazon.com/Grassy-Grass/dp/B000S4K9X6
Doggie dog dog
See see see
Heady head head
One-y, two, three!
Singy sing sing
Keep keep keep
Fluffy fluff fluff
Sleepy sleep sleep
Downy down down
Trap-y door door
Landy land land
Floory floor floor
Face-y face face
Tasky task task
Bravey brave brave
Lasty last last
Scary scar scar
Burn-y burn burn
Face-y face face
Not his own
Glassy glass glass
Looky look look
Save-y save save
Stone stone stone
Original: Into the West - Annie Lennox
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Lay down your triple slobbering heads
The trio's coming with an evil plot to end
Fluffy, sleep, as you let Quirrel through before
Let Ron and Hermione and Harry through that old trap door
Why do you snarl? What is this drool upon your face?
Soon you will sleep; all of your rage will pass away
Safe through the door, the trio is coming
What will they see beyond the trap door?
What is this, Devil’s Snare?
The flying keys, the giant chess game
A sleeping troll, already knocked out
A logic game, with potions and poisons
The mirror of Erised, The Philosopher’s Stone!
Hopes fade if Voldemort returns
Death Eaters rising, the wizard’s world will burn
Don’t say The Boy Who Lived has come now to his end
Quirrel can’t touch him; his reflection’s got it planned!
The Philosopher’s stone in his hand
Just grinning
What will they see beneath the trap door?
What is this, Devil’s Snare?
The flying keys, the giant chess game
A sleeping troll, already knocked out
A logic game, with potions and poisons
The mirror of Erised, The Philosopher’s Stone!
Let the trio pass Through the Trap Door!
Original: Send in the Clowns (A Little Night Music) - Stephen Sondheim
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Fluffy, it's time,
You've earned your keep.
You've been a fabulous guard;
Now you can sleep
And start to dream.
Guarding the Stone
Is quite a task.
Fluffy, you're such a good dog;
Lay down and bask
In happy dreams,
Now start to dream.
I need to get
The Sorcerer's Stone--
Not for Lord Voldemort, no, I want it for my own.
Please be a good dog now, Fluffy, let me through the door.
Lay down your heads
And start to snore.
With Flammel's Stone,
I'll soon be rich
And that would make a most pleasant
And welcome switch!
This is my dream,
My sweetest dream--
I'm a rich witch!
Fluffy, it's time,
Have a good snooze.
You must fall victim to my
Melodic ruse.
Now start to dream
Your favorite dream...
Don't drool on my shoes.
Original: Sad But True - Metallica
Metallica song (http://www.metallica.com/videoplayer/mediaplayer.asp?Media_Type=FLV&url=rtmp://cp57092.edgefcs.net/ondemand/flvstreams/metallica_com/promo_vids/sad_but_true.flv&title=Sad+But+True&desc=Director:+Wayne+Isham+-+Filmed+in+January+1992+in+San+Diego,+CA+-+Video+Premiere+Date:+October+5,+1992)
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
Hey
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
They
They betray
I'm your only true friend now
They
They'll betray
I'm forever there
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
You know it's sad but true
Yeah
Want that Stone
Live forever with that Stone
Yeah
Want that Stone
Gonna make it mine
Whoa
A big dog
And it's got three heads too
Whoa
Real big dog
Please please don't eat me
Fluffy boy, hear my appeal
I don't want to be your meal
This is a nasty ordeal
Too much drool!
Shake your heads, sure can spray
Why won't you just obey?
My nerves are starting to fray
Just way too much drool!
Original: Martha's Harbour" by All About Eve
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I sit by the trapdoor
The Stone calls to me
I must make this dog snore
Or I'm history
You're a ferocious dog Fluffy
standing in the way
I am a gallant witch Fluffy,
a dragon's egg has found me the way to calm you
now if you'll just go to sleep
You're heads are on the ground
You're eyelids are drooping
I will climb down
The trapdoor I'll open
You're a ferocious dog Fluffy
standing in the way
I am a gallant witch Fluffy,
a dragon's egg has found me the way to calm you
now if you'll just go to sleep
You're a ferocious dog Fluffy
standing in the way
I am a gallant witch Fluffy,
a dragon's egg has found me the way to calm you
now if you'll just go to sleep
Go to sleep
Original: Take me out to the ball game
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Take me out of the con-test.
I'm em-barr-assed to sing.
Mention the Stone and the Fluffy guard.
Why did they have to make it so hard?
It's a fright, fright, fright
to write lyr-ics.
If I don't win, I'm to blame.
For it's 1 now 2 weeks I've stalled
at this cra-zy game.
Original: Puff the Magic Dragon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wik2uc69WbU) - Peter Paul & Mary
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Fluffy, the three-headed dog,
Lived happily
In the third floor corridor,
At Hogwarts School he be.
Hagrid the half-giant
Loved that Fluffy dog
And sung him songs aplenty
To cease his snarling growl.
Chorus:
Fluffy, the three-headed dog,
Lived happily
In the third floor corridor,
At Hogwarts School he be.
Fluffy, the three-headed dog,
Lived happily
In the third floor corridor,
At Hogwarts School he be.
Fluffy came to Hagrid
From a German peddler,
Hagrid kept him close to home,
‘Til he lent him to Dumbledore
To, guard the Sorcerer’s Stone,
From the threat of Voldemort.
No one knew Fluffy’s secret
Save Hagrid and Dumbledore.
Chorus
But, one night came Quirinus Quirrell,
Followed by Harry Potter
Both knew how to put Fluffy asleep
To save themselves from slaughter.
From the first note of the flute,
Fluffy’s loud growls ceased.
His six eyes began to droop
Before he fell asleep.
After the Stone was destroyed,
Fluffy left the corridor
To romp around the forest,
Where none could hear his roar.
Now Fluffy is back
To guard another stone,
But he’s now obsolete
Because I sing this song.
Chorus
Original: House at Pooh Corner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G5x3fpfpFI) by Loggins & Messina
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Ron and Hermione and I ran along
Toward the end of the dark corridor.
Trying to hide from Old Norris and Filch
And got much more than we bargained for.
Yes, we’ve wandered much further down here than we should
But we’ve got to find out what is under that wood.
Chorus:
So, sleep now, won’t you please, we’ve got to get
Through the trap door to the Sorcerer’s Stone
You’d be surprised all the tests we’ll get through:
Ron will help us win at chess
Hermione will solve all the clues
I’ll find my way to the Sorcerer’s Stone right past you.
Quirrell, the fool, didn’t know what to do
How to safely pass Fluffy the dog
He went to Hagrid for help and advice
And the two shared some gallons of grog.
That’s when Hagrid let slip, “All you need is a song.
Just play Fluffy some notes and you cannot go wrong.”
Chorus:
So, sleep now, won’t you please, we’ve got to get
Through the trap door to the Sorcerer’s Stone
You’d be surprised all the tests we’ll get through:
Ron will help us win at chess
Hermione will solve all the clues
I’ll find my way to the Sorcerer’s Stone right past you.
Original: Across the Universe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbirjVeI_Pk) by the Beatles
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Growls are cutting through the air
They’re kind of scary – I hope I don’t mess up
I really want to do this right and get
Through the trap doooor
Years of patience, weeks of planning
Soon I will achieve my goal
Regaining my full strength
I don’t want to be eaten, ohhhh
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
Shining golden orbs are hovering
Above my covered head
They start to flicker shut so I can slip
Through the trap doooor
Unicorn blood doesn’t work
So now I have to get Fluffy
To sleep so I can make my way
Through the trap doooor
I don’t want to be eaten, ohhhh
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
So now I need to get the stone
Philosopher or sorcerer; it doesn’t matter
What you call it, it’s the same thing:
I think I’ve done it; he’s asleep so now I creep across the floor-
eww his breath stinks,now I continue on
Through the trap doooor
I don’t want to be eaten, ohhhh
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I just need Fluffy to sleep
I don’t want to be eaten
I don’t want to be eaten
Original: Byssan Lull
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Fluffy big
I need you to sleep
I want to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy big
I need you to sleep
I want to come through the trapdoor
So said the Professor
Called stuttering Quirrel
His intentions were bad and evil.
Fluffy beast
You shall go to sleep
I’m going down through the trapdoor
Fluffy beast
You shall go to sleep
I’m going down through the trapdoor
In the back of Quirrel’s head
Was evil Voldemort
The Stone he was out to get.
Fluffy there
You must go to sleep
I need to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy there
You must go to sleep
I need to come through the trapdoor
One more Professor came
He was Snape the brave
The double agent to the rescue.
Fluffy kind
We need you to sleep
We have to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy kind
We need you to sleep
We have to come through the trapdoor
The Trio pleaded so
“Oh, sweet Fluffy let us go
To save the Stone from the evil.”
Fluffy good
So long he slept
While five went down through the trapdoor
Fluffy good
So long he slept
While five went down through the trapdoor
Two evil came through first
One kind did not pass through
But three to defeat the evil.
Fluffy dear
You must move your paw
I have to come through the trapdoor
Fluffy dear
You must move your paw
I have to come through the trapdoor
It was the Headmaster
He came to save the tree
Too late, the evil was gone.
Fluffy sweet
Can you please go to sleep
My path goes down through the trapdoor
Fluffy sweet
Can you please go to sleep
My path goes down through the trapdoor
It was a young woman
Sweet Fluffy let her in
Down there she found all of her friends.
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Verse 1
Here comes the sandman. Close your eyes
Rest your head. Play dead.
Start to snore. Just ignore the hardcore Gryffindor
Tugging at the trapdoor by your feet.
Go to sleep. Count sheep to beat. (breathe)
Don’t try to fight it because you can’t deny it.
I know you can’t hide it when I see your sagging eyelids.
Post hoc, gonna unplug your alarm clock.
Put on my sneakin shoes and pilfer that magic rock.
So hold my microphone and loan me that Philosopher’s Stone,
I’m gonna take it back home and strengthen my bones.
Gonna level up my hp. Increase my longevity,
And put an end to my brevity. So next time you see me
I guarantee I’ll be doing death defying feats
And making it look easy.
So don’t do me like a zero. Take a trip like Little Nemo.
I’m on fire like Nero. Antihero not a bad man.
Just a motivated American. Got the right tools like batman,
And a beat by pelicaine. Hard Charger’s the nom de plume
That I use for my tunes.
Major airplay on all the little kiddies ipods and zunes.
Mad rhymes in the room to get you high like fumes.
But don’t look now Fluffy puppy because the sandman’s in the queue.
Verse 2
Nod off yo Fluffy the Three-Headed Dog
I tell you to sleep so that we can grab the stone and then we'll be off
You know that Hagrid gave us the trick to go and give you the slip
Cerberus flea ridden is up in our way, but I ain't gonna trip
Spit some magical rap gonna slip past this trap
To get back down the track slam the Darklord back
In fact you really ain't that scary for a giant pooch
And in a few minutes you'll be able to hit the snooze
If you choose, I know you're dreamin' about runnin' around
Instead of bein' stuck down here in this tunnel just like a clown
I found that all my words carry a certain potency
To soothe the savage beast to get the eyelids droppin' so they can't see
So get to sleepin' punch the clock get off the overtime
Lay your head on down and get started up with the beddy-by
The Loki man, Hogwarts rapper nerdiest extraordinaire
Got this dog nodding off and his snorin' fills up the air
Droppin' on the beat, yo this here's the chorus see
Hardcharger and the one and only MC_Loki
I beat up microphones and leave them cryin' for their mamas
Just like this big ol' pooch snorin' on for hours and hours
Droppin' on the beat, yo this here's the chorus see
But it's time that I stop hitting up the button to repeat
You see, it's time again for Charger to spit some raps
Hey Charger, why dontcha show this beasty where you be at?
Verse 3
Now Fluffy take pause, rest your head on your paws.
MC Loki on my left he’s a B-36 dropping bars like bombs
Like the boy with the scar dropping spells on the head
Of the dark wizard you dread. That’s right,
Voldemort get clowned and mobbed
Cause me and Loki got the aplomb to finish the job.
And that Stone is the tool that we need for our fuel.
So while you’re snoozing in your drool, I’m breaking every rule.
This is my strategy, scheme and plot and I gave it more thought
Than John Locke cooking up a big pot of Enlightenment stew.
My aim is true and I’m turning the screws
Putting pressure on the villains with my remarkable brews.
My wand like a laser going pew, pew, pew make a bang, bang, bang.
Putting Death Eaters on a one-way pain train to Failure Land.
Take them straight to Azkaban while I’m chillin on the Caspian in Azerbaijan.
PSA to all the bad guys, I see through you like Mad Eye.
Skills so hot that they burn you like lye.
Burn villains like Quirrel without an epidural.
My rhymes are like a neural toxin in their brains.
Gonna drive them insane cause I’m irate like John McCain.
I’ve got the battle plan against the Death Eater clan.
I’ll chew them up raisin bran and spit them out in the Sudan
So just close your eyes now doggy and succumb to the sandman
Original: Mary had a little lamb.
Harry needs the Sorcerer's Stone...
the Sorcerer's Stone...
the Sorcerer's Stone...
Harry needs the Sorcerer's Stone...
but he needs to get past Fluffy...
How does he go and do that...
do that...
do that...
How does he go and do that...
with help from Ron and Hermione...
Now they go and get a flute...
get a flute...
get a flute...
Now they go and get a flute...
to soothe the savage Fluffy...
Harry starts to play the flute...
play the flute...
play the flute...
Harry starts to play the flute...
and Fluffy starts to slumber...
Now they can go and get the stone...
get the stone...
get the stone...
Now they can go and get the stone...
since Fluffy's sound asleep...
Original: une chanson douce (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nDI2l8lFeo) - Henry Salvador
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Have a nice sleep Fluffy
Lay down you are so sleepy
See you are yawning
For sweet dreams you are craving
Have a nice sleep Fluffy
Close your eyes and breathe calmly
Think about a good meal
Please don't care about the chill
Do you remember
The precious stone you protected so fiercely
Na na na na
That Harry Potter
Finally saved from that evil enemy
Na na na na
Have a nice sleep Fluffy
No need to worry
Every Hogwart's corner
Is no secret for a Marauder
No secret for a Marauder
Original: Batman Beyond. Animated Television Series, Warner Bros.
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link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCncbPeLR9M)
Three heads are better than one
Just ask Hagrid
Putting them all to sleep is little fun
But now its bedtime
Time to rest your eyes
Your dinner left you stuffy
Your tired out being a toughie
Your eyes are feeling puffy
There’s no reason to be huffy
Sleep fluffy sleep
Sleep fluffy
Rock, rock a bye baby
If your claw slips
Its okay maybe
If you slobber, don’t worry
Ron will keep you clean
Your dinner left you stuffy
Your tired out being a toughie
Your eyes are feeling puffy
There’s no reason to be huffy
Sleep fluffy sleep
Sleep fluffy
Turn out the lights
Shut the door and start to snore
Sweet dreams
Of things you did today
Close your eyes
And free your mind of robbers and thieves
We’ll spin them round and round and round
We won’t let them leave
We won’t let them take
Let them take
The Sorcerer’s Stone
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Fluffy please go to sleep
‘cause you’re really quite beat
We will give you a treat
If you just go to sleep
If you let us go through
We will get the stone too
Then Voldy we´ll beat
Which´ll really be neat
We will get past plant
And do a happy dance
Then we´ll come to the keys
Which Harry will seize
The Troll it will smell
And the chess set as well
Then the potions will freeze
past the fire with ease
Original: Ray Charles
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Oh, it's Slytherin time again, soon you'll be sleeping
I can see that far away look in your eyes
And already one of your heads's snoring, Fluffy
So it won't be long before it's Slytherin time
Dumby claims that love is magic of all strongest (strongest)
Spells and potions not the way great wizard goes
But he gets the last laugh he who lives the longest (longest)
So I'll filch the Sorcerer Stone under his nose
Oh, it's Slytherin time again, soon you'll be sleeping
I can see that far away look in your eyes
And with two of your heads softly snoring, Fluffy
No it won't be long before it's Slytherin time
I brought Hagrid magic egg and got him talking (talking)
So he told me everything that lies in store
And as sure as Snape will hex Iggy for stalking (stalking)
You will fall asleep and I'll walk through that door
Oh, it's Slytherin time again, you're finally sleeping
I just saw that far away look in your eyes
And with all three heads now softly snoring, Fluffy
Trap door opens and I know it's Slytherin time
The door opens and it's finally Slytherin time
Original: Abendstille ueberall (composer Otto Laub, early 19th century)
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Hello Fluffy, we brought you a bone
Must be boring to guard Flamel’s stone
We’ve come to entertain you
so you won’t be alone
Oh, poor doggy your days must be long,
Listen now to your own special song
It’s time for a little break now,
Just rest, there’s nothing wrong!
Now let’s count little fluffy white sheep
One, two, three, see how nicely they leap
Four, five, six, seven
There’s a good doggy - fast asleep!
credit sheep animation: binghamblogbackgrounds.blogspot.com
Original: Zelda's Lullaby
http://www.elfindance.com/music/stuff.mp3
Note from the maker: I played this on a real Ocarina, not a recorder or anything. Real life Ocarina. It had a triforce on it and everything.
Lyrics: (To be sung as if improvised on the spur of the moment as you slowly cross the room and descend through the trapdoor. If you have friends with you, try it as a duet or the ever popular trio.)
Gentle dog, sleepy one,
Close your eyes and let sleep come.
Rest your head upon the floor,
Please ignore the open trapdoor.
Dear little Fluffy, three-headed puppy,
Forget to guard the philosophers stone.
Gentle dog, sleepy one,
Close your eyes and let sleep come,
Dream of eating lot of bones,
Awaken later when I am long gone.
Original: Needle And The Damage Done (http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/n/neil_young/needle_and_the_damage_done.html) - Neil Young
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I see you sitting
On that trapdoor
three headed Fluffy
will drool some more
ooon, oon, on Ron
I tried walking past you,
but with no such luck
I see the harp
is still playing
thank merlin for that charm
I know the stone
is beyond that trapdoor
I'll run right past you this time
Now the door is open, hop right in,
Devils Snare
Don't Panic, it'll kill you Ron
Hermione's here and
she'll cast some spells
get past the keys, logic and chess
Voldemort may be ahead of us
But I have the stone in my pocket.
Original: Johnny Depp - Amy Anne
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Hagrid's pet, Fluffy.
I'd like to turn my back and flee,
But I gotta get through that door.
Fluffy, snore!
Severus Snape, that git.
Sorc'rer's Stone--he's after it.
I'll get it first and keep it safe for
Dumbledore.
Hermione and Ron have helped me get to
The Mirror of Erised, but I'm not sure what to do.
Professor Quirrell, it's you!
I cannot believe it's true!
What your turban did conceal--
It's unreal!
Vold A, Vold B, Vold C, Vold D, Vold EEEEEE!
We all thought that you were dead not on the back of Quirrel's head.
That must be why he always reeked totally of gaaaaarliiiiiic!
Voldemort, you're through!
I'll keep the Stone away from you.
You'll be Vapormort once again.
Harry wins!
Harr A, Harr B, Harr C, Harr D, HarrYYYYYY!
Original: Aaron Copland's "The Little Horses"
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Sing to the tune of the traditional American lullaby, "All the Pretty Little Horses"
Hush-you-by.
Don't you whine.
Go to sleepy little Fluffy.
When you wake,
you shall have
all the pretty little horses.
Thestrals and Aethonans,
Abraxans and Granians,
sliced with hypogriffy gravy.
Thestrals and Aethonans,
Abraxans and Granians;
all the yummy flying horses.
Hush-y-poo.
Don't you drool.
Go to sleepy little Fluffy.
When you wake,
you'll have rock cake
and all the pretty little children.
Potter you'll mangle,
Weasley with Grainger;
you'll just love those little children.
Potter you'll mangle,
Weasley with Grainger;
yummy, tasty little children.
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* Please note that I've tried to keep the horse colors, as represented in "Fantastic Beasts", in the order of the original lyric. Of course, a palimino is not dappled but might be called brown. A chestnut is not quite the same as a bay, but I've done the best I can with the available options. Also, the kids are almost in order of hair color (black [omit grey] brown and bay, reversed) . That was an accident!
Original: Do do l'enfant do
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Please play the song again to accommodate all lyrics.
Fluffy, good doggie
Go to sleep oh my Fluffy
Fluffy, don’t you see
We have to slip by ye
The Stone, that great Stone
Lies beneath that trapdoor, see?
His friends and Harry
Have to keep it from Voldy
So sleep, good Fluffy
Listen to that lullaby
Don’t wake, nice doggie
Not until we have passed by
We will get the Stone
We’ll thwart the Dark Lord once more
And when that is done
Things will be good as before
Original: Who let the Dogs out?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CSMzRn2BIA) - The Bahama Men.
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link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR7_Q5l7tN0)
Who let the Troll in?
(Who, who, who, who, who)
(who, who, who, who, who)
who, who, who, who, who)
Who let the Troll in? (Who, who, who, who, who)
Who let Troll in? (Who, who, who, who, who)
(Who, who, who, who, who)
The students were frightened. The teachers were worried. (My evil plan)
The troll was roaming the halls. (Big, dumb &ugly)
I see Fluffy and I start singin’(singin this song.)
Then he’s closin’ his eyes.
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof )
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
Don’t wake the dogs up (woof, woof, woof, woof, woof )
I see my chance, I can’t fail now.
I think it’s safe to go in now.
Stay asleep Fluffy, good puppy.
Let me steal the philosopher’s stone.
(woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof, woof)
The entrance is clear now, hey that was easy. (No yappin’ dogs)
Walk to the door, must be quiet. (good little dogs)
I Tell myself “Hey keep on singin’.” (don’t wake the dogs)
The stone ahead, the dogs behind. (good bye dogs.)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
Stealing the stone (stone, stone, stone, stone, stone)
The doggie is nothing if he goes to sleep.
Oh doggie stay asleep, oh doggie sleep.
The doggie is nothing if he goes to sleep.
Oh doggie stay asleep, oh doggie sleep.
Original: Summertime - George Gershwin (music) and DuBose Heyward (lyrics)
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[fieldset=Sweet Dreams Fluffy]
The life you once had was so perfect, so free
You romped through the forest, your heart full of glee
But they needed your help to guard some stupid stone
So they shut you in here and you sit all alone
No one could be happy here, no wonder you're mad
You're just misunderstood, doesn't mean that you're bad
They feed you and all, but it's just not enough
What you really need is some good puppy love.
Sweet dreams Fluffy, your bedtime is here
You'd better let someone in or you'll be stuck here all year
It can't be fun to live here, you'd rather run and play
Just take a nap, there's nothing better to do anyway
So shut your eyes, fold your paws, nod your heads,
Sleep where you sit, that dusty floor for a bed
Just sleep, let me pass, and the Stone'll soon be gone
And you will once more see the light of day dawn.
Giggly little children wander in the night
Interrupting your sleep, they shriek at the sight of your
teeth and your heads and your eyes open wide as you
try to decide which to bite and they run and they
hide in their beds and they think of your heads as they
dream in their sleep but they keep waking you up. They
creep through the school in the dark just to break all the
rules and here you serve your time all day and all night
Sweet dreams Fluffy, your bedtime is here
You'd better let someone in or you'll be stuck here all year
It can't be fun to live here, you'd rather run and play
Just take a nap, there's nothing better to do anyway
So shut your eyes, fold your paws, nod your heads,
Sleep where you sit, that dusty floor for a bed
Just sleep, let me pass, and the Stone'll soon be gone
And you will once more see the light of day dawn.
Sweet dreams Fluffy, your bedtime is here
You'd better let someone in or you'll be stuck here all year
It can't be fun to live here, you'd rather run and play
So take a nap and let me in and soon you will be seeing brighter days
Soon you will be seeing brighter days
Soon you will be seeing brighter days
Soon you will be seeing brighter days
Here's hoping you'll be seeing brighter days.
Original: We Didn't Start the Fire (http://www.teacheroz.com/fire.htm) - Billy Joel
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and the witch, Hermione.
Severus Snape, down the trapdoor, got to follow him.
The stone’s not safe, Professor M., Snape will steal it, you must stop him
How do you know?, Hagrid told us, that loquacious fool.
Dumbledore, not here, Ministry, business trip
Oh no, this is a trick, watch out Snape is right behind you.
What will we do?, stop him, get the stone before him
Three-headed dog, challenges, we will face them all
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Hagrid speaks up, dragon’s egg, stranger in the Hog’s Head
Let it slip out, now Snape knows it, Fluffy’s weakness
Read books, wooden flute, time to go now, come on
Grab your wand and get your father’s cloak
Neville, don’t go, you’ll get us into trouble
Sorry Neville, wave a wand, say a quick spell, moving on
Fourth floor, forbidden, sneak in softly, Fluffy
Play the flute, Fluffy sleeps, jumping through the floor
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Falling down, Hit the ground, What is that there?, Devil’s Snare
Choking, Hermione, Are you a witch or not?
Moving on, Flying keys, Look, silver, broken wing
Grab the key, check the lock, come let’s see what is inside
Giant chess board, white, black, can’t pass it, we must play
Take your place, Ron leads, white moves first so let’s go
E4, move the piece, Ron is facing down the Queen
The Queen attacks, checkmate, Ron is knocked unconscious.
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Past the troll, Fire, It’s a logic puzzle
Poison, Potion, Only one can pass through
Harry is now moving on, there’s a man who’s standing there
Quirrell, Not Snape, Mirror of Erised
Tied up, Quirrell asks, How do I get the stone out?
Reaching up, turban off, Holy #@!% it’s Voldemort!
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Scar burning, So much pain, can’t escape now, trapped again
Pale-face, snake-like, nostril slits, red-eyed
Speaking, hissing, “The boy lies”, Tell the truth or you’ll die
Looking through the Erised, “What do you see?” Voldy said
Quidditch House cup , “No you lie”, Harry looks hard, Where’s the stone?
Sees himself, holding it, Wink, Smile, In pocket
Quirrell leaps out to attack, Harry fights him off with love
Voldemort flees once again, Harry wins and that’s the end!
CHORUS
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
But when we are gone
Will he still sleep on, and on, and on, and on...
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
We didn't fight old Fluffy
He was simply sleeping
As we came a sneaking
We didn't fight old Fluffy
No we didn't fight it
We just kept real quiet
Original: Rockabye Baby
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rockabye fluffy and don't kill me
Cuz I can sing better than Harry Potty
I can't think of any lyrics but he couldn't think of any at all
so let me pass through and don't kill me
I want to go through to the devil's snare
and the wing room and the chessboard too
I can't sing but harry played flute
and i have a violin too
let me through?
Fluffy's Song
Lullaby and good night
Sweet dreams I hope find you
Do not dream of scary things
Peaceful thoughts come to you.
Fluffy dog, three-headed beast
Let the trio pass by you
They’ve some tasks to undertake
The Wizarding World is at stake.
Harry will win the day
When in his pocket he finds
The valuable Sorcerer’s Stone
Thanks to the Mirror.
Your eyes are closed, your breath is heavy
Deep sleep sure has found you
Ron will sacrifice himself
Hermione will find the potions
Heads of House, Hogwarts School
Put up the roadblocks
Devil’s Snare, flying keys,
And the chess board set
Riddled potions to move and
Three-Headed beast guarding the door
Who is now fast asleep
Not doing his job.
Lullaby and good night
Good night!
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URL:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSUuTlU3_Cs