Ask Harry - The Game

This is like all the other ask " " games, but with Harry.
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Dear Dad,
I killed voldemort. Are you proud of me?

Dear Harry, I'm proud of you because you avenged our death and your mum sends you kisses.
Love James Potter.

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Dear Cho,

Will you go out with me?

Dear Harry, No I cannot, for I like someone else. But, I am really sorry.

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Dear Padfoot, can you tell me where you and Buckbeak are now?

Dear Harry,
Thank you for inquiring about me and Buckbeak. We are currently residing in an isolated island in the bahamas just relaxing by the ocean drinking margaritas. Wish you were here.

Love,

Padfoot

p.s. Buckbeak says Hello!

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Dear Moody,

Do you really think i would make a good Auror?

dear harry
but of course! i haven't seen anyone take on the dark lord and beat him seven years in a row!
love moody
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Dear dudley,
how have you been last time i saw you was when we on the leaving our kids on the trian to hogwarts.

I am fine, having great fun with my kids and my wife.

Your cousin
Dudley

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Dear Moony,

How are you? Still with Tonks?
I have got three children now. Teddy's been doing great.

Love
Harry

Dear Harry,
It's wonderful to hear about your kids, hopefully they've got your and your wife's talents?
Give my best to Teddy, and tell him that Tonks and I are very proud of him.
Tonks and I are having a very pleasant time, The Order meetings are full now :D
Regards to the DA, and to all!
Moony.

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Hey Ron,
A word of advice, Ginny wants to attend the Quidditch world cup, but we're disagreeing on teams, what should I do?
You must come with us and the kids as well! Everyone is going, Krum has gotten us great seats, so what do you say, you can't miss it!

Ps: I believe I left my coat there last time

Love, Harry, Ginny, James, Albus, Lilly.

Dear Harry,

Make a friendly bet with Ginny on the teams; it will alleviate tension. It's not only the World Cup, it's a big deal. But remember that you go HOME with Ginny? Not the team you like!!! It will be fine. Her and Hermione will be chatting it up, anyways. Oh, Yeah, we're coming, too. Dad was able to get tickets, and Hermione's parents are even coming. Believe me, Ginny and Hermione will be plenty busy with the kids and parents!! See you soon.

Ron






Dear Harry,

With Ginny's birthday coming up, I want to plan out a surprise party. I would like you and the kids to all be involved, too. Let me know if you have any ideas; I would like to get the Weird Sisters (yes, they still play gigs after all these years!).

Love,
Mom Weasley

dear mum weasley

um i was sort of hoping to get her old quiditch team mates to come up, like Gwenog and them oh and by the way if you are planing to get the kids invovled just make sure the wierd sisters do not play any of there well um... harsh songs

with love your son,
Harry

Dear Harry,
Or course you may invite anyone you wish that you know Ginny would like to see!!! As far as the Weird Sisters--I have enclosed a play list that you can "approve" certain songs on; this is, after all, a family party. Hope to see you soon!

Love,
Mum W.


Dear Ron,
I'm sure you've heard from Mum that Ginny's surprise party is set to go. Just so I can tie up loose ends, please let me know if you or Hermione think I'm forgetting anything. Thanks so much.

Regards,
Harry

Harry,

please dont tell me mums paying the wierd sisters to come up!
after what happend at the yule ball i dont think i can listen to there music again
it will only bring up certain memories

Ron

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dear Sirius

did you get your invitation to the party if not i would like to invite you

Your awsome godson,
Harry

Ron,
How old are you? If your going to act like your still 14, then Hermione WILL remind you of the Yule Ball!!!! You married her anyway--Krum ended up with Filch's niece (I know...)!!! Get a grip and learn to enjoy your family (and your wife, for God's sake--you know Hermione's always been like a sister to me--love her like you say you do!).

Regards,
Harry



Dear Harry,
Surprisingly, I got my invitation from Molly the other day in Diagon Alley. I also ran into Snape. He asked how you guys are, looked satisfied with the answer, said to tell you "hello", then said "good day" before he went on his way. Strange, that man. Anyway, I look forward to seeing all of you--and you're right, you are an awesome Godson--but don't have such an inflated ego!!! See you soon!

Love, your Godfather,
Sirius

dear Sirius,
hey i learned from the best (you and my dad) you know!
and i agree Snape is a stange man, VERY strange though he is very brave to do what he did for me and Dumbledore, which is why i named my son after him (albus severus potter) well and you ( james sirius potter) anyway see you at the party! bye!

harry

Harry,
HEY! its not my falt all i can think about when i hear his name is when he and hermione well you know!

ron

Ron,
What? He and Hermione danced? Maybe they kissed--so what? It's ancient history. You get to kiss her now, and Krum's stuck kissing Filch's niece!!! You are my best friend, and I must honestly tell you to GET A GRIP! See you at the party.

p.s.
If you DANCE at the party with YOUR WIFE, she will be THRILLED--trust me!!!


Regards,
Harry






Dear Harry,
I did not mean to insult Professor Snape, but only to give you the image of my meeting with him in Diagon Alley. He was trusted with many lives, especially by Dumbledore, and I know many of us owe our present existence to him. Anyway, see you at the party--and is it OK if I bring a date? (Believe it or not, I'm dating Professor Trewlaney).

Best Wishes,
Sirius

Sirius,

yes yes it is ok to bring a date
WAIT! DID YOU SAY TREWLANEY!! :nc:

your utterly bewilered godson,
Harry

Harry,
UGH! you never get my point do you!!! Mum invited them to the party!!!!!!!!!! what if somthing well i would rather not talk about it anyway see you at the party
Ron

Ron,
Invited the Weird Sisters, obviously. Invited Krum and his new wife? Yes. You're missing the point--Krum is coming with his WIFE. Wake up and join the rest of us in the present time. Seriously, Hermione loves you--really LOVES you--don't you know that Ginny and her talk? And because I'm married to Ginny she tells me stuff? You have NOTHING to worry about!!!

Your friend,
Harry


Harry,
Yes, Trewlaney. Please don't look so bewildered--I know that's the look on your face right now! She is really very sweet, interesting, and--with out her "teacher" clothes (meaning dressed as she really likes to be), very beautiful. Anyway, I know she was your teacher, and that makes it "weird", but, trust me--she is so cool.

Your Godfather,
Sirius

sirius,

ok if your happy then i am happy see you and -um i guess i should adress her with her first name- Sybil at the party!

your very happy for you Godson,
Harry

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Harry,

ok, i guess you are right oh by the way did you talk to mum about the wierd sisters because i do NOT want my kids listening to CERTAIN songs of theres see you there! (or mabey even erleyer hermione wants you guys to come over for a " pre-party" party, I know it sounds wierd but hermione says its a muggle thing and i dont think it is, i think is a Hermione thing)

your friend and brother-in-law,
Ron

Ron,
It's not a muggle thing--it's a Hermione thing. But it sounds nice all the same!! And, don't worry about the playlist--your mum sent me a list of play or don't play songs to give back to the band. Everything will be fine! See you soon!!
Your friend,
Harry



Harry,
I spoke to Sirius and he said you agreed to allow me to come with him to Ginny's party. I want to let you know that it was very nice of you, and that you must now address me by first name--Sybill. I know you are very important to Sirius, and that he is also important to you. Let me know if I can bring anything or help out in anyway. Thanks.

Regards,
Sybill

Sybill,
um... there are a few things i would like to ask you, first can you bring some snacks Mrs.Weasley is having a tuff time at making all the food so all the guests are chipping in, and second no ofense or anything but try not to go in to one of your trances like you did in my third year i really dont want to freak poor lily out she is just a little kid still (she is not even at hogwarts yet!) i dont mean anything by it its just all the kids will be there you know.

Sincerly,
Harry

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Harry,
we are looking forward to the party! thanks for inviting us! i cant believe its been two years!! wow thats a long time!

regards,
Seamus and Lavander

Dear Harry,
Sirius has told me about my "trances"--I had no idea I was having them!!! I asked Professor Slughorn to help me out, and he's creating a potion for me so I don't freak anyone out. Also, in regards to snacks, I would love to help. See you soon.

Best Wishes,
Sybill



Dear Harry,
Did you know Seamus is bringing Lavendar? I hope Hermione doesn't freak out!!! I hope Seamus keeps tabs on her!! oh, God--first Krum, and now this!! Help me, Harry!!

Ron

dear ron,

oh shut up will you!! seamus and lavander happen to be married to you dolt!! they will also be bringing there kids!! you have NOTHING to wrrie about you will be fine, you told me that you didnt LOVE lavander anyway and PLUS she is and adult ron! just like you and me! she has probly forgiven you now that she has seamus!

from the person who will kill you if you dare write another letter about krum OR lavander,
harry

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Harry,

HELP ME!! Lavender is coming to the party!!! HELP ME!!!!! HELP HELP HELP!! krum is coming to!!! OH GOD HELP HARRY WHAT IF RON FREAKS ABOUT THAT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!! THEY WILL THINK HES GONE MAD!!!!

HELP ME,
hermione

Dear Hermione,
You and Ron so deserve each other! STOP worrying about the ex-bofriend and girlfriend. It will be fine! Dean is coming with Parvati and you don't see Ginny and me getting stressed!
Harry


Dear Harry
Dean and I are looking forward to coming to the party. Is there any particular food you would like us to bring?
Parvati

dear Harry,

its not me! its ron he is sitting in our bedroom crying! i was asking for help because i am SCARED for HIM and i dont think he is going to be able to come to the party!!!

Regards,
Hermione

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Dear Dean and Parvati,

um yes there sort of is could you bring snacks? mrs.Weasley is having a tough time making everything so everyone is pitching in on the snacks! trust me there we be ALOT of people there!

Sincerly,
Harry, Ginny, lily, Albus and James

Dear Hermione,
I think it's a good idea if I come over tonite to talk to both of you. I will apparate into your kitchen at about 6:30pm. I think both of you are worried about the other one, and, believe me, it is for NO REASON. Hermione, you are like a sister to me, and Ron is my best friend--the brother I always wanted. I will stop by and we will put an end to this nonsense about Krum and Lavendar for once and for all!!! I love you both. See you later.

Harry


Dear Mr. Potter,
I know we did not always see eye to eye on things during your time at Hogwart's, but I was wondering if you could help me out. It seems that Bellatrix has weasled her way out of Azkaban, and is now requesting the Ministry (namely, Umbridge--that you-know-what) that my portrait should be moved to the Malfoy residence (her room, obviously) because we were "friends". Really, Harry, I'd rather be moved in with you (and you know how I feel about that!) than spend any time at all with them!! Please owl my portrait--I am still, for now, in the headmaster's office at Hogwart's. Thankyou.


Professor Snape

Professor Snape,

um ok, wait! i just realized that your a painting!!! how can you write? oops of subject but seriosly!
anyway, sure i will notify the Aurors to be on the look out for her to (not that they arnt already) um so what do you plan to do? do you want to come HERE to be protected from Umbridge and Bellatrix? or do you just want to sit there and worry you will be taken any moment?

Harry

Harry,
Yes, a painting--we have MAGIC, remember! All the portraits here, who were educated in life can write! We can even reach out and touch you living creatures and freak you out. Anyway, please don't tell anyone else, but I need your help. Have Ginny (or yourself) come and pick me up (please conceal me very well), and let me hang on any wall in your house (but NOT the bathrooms or bedrooms!) until these undesireables are caught. With what happened at the war at Hogwart's, I hope we can move on now and protect eachother. owl me with your reply. Thank you.

Regards,
Professor Snape





Dear Harry,
Thanks for coming by last night. We feel much better. It was so different when we were at Hogwart's--growing up, trying to fight you-know-who, starting to date people, keeping our friendships going. Thanks for helping us figure out that the old stuff died off because it wasn't real---me and Ron, that's real. You and Ginny, that's real. See you Saturday for the party.

Love,
Hermione

dear Severus ( i guess i should call you that since you arnt my teacher anymore),

um i will send Ginny i have to be to work really early, MERLINS BEARD! SOMEONE HAS JUST SET A MORTFIRE ACROSS THE STREET!!! G2G Ginny will be at Hogwarts tomorrow to pick you up

Harry

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Hermione,

no problem! anything for my best friends / brother and sister-in-law ! see you at the party!

Harry

Harry,
Yes, I suppose you should call me Severus now. I have gotten over the fact that your father and I didn't get along at all while we were at Hogwart's, but I know it's not your fault; although you look like him, and like him, worked against the dark "lord" (so I guess he wasn't all bad). Anyway, when Ginny arrives, please make sure that she doesn't tell anyone exactley why she's here, just that the ministry sent her to look around the headmaster's office for security purposes. I have it set up that she will be in the office alone to get me. Thank you, and I'm sorry it took you and I so long to find a way to get along better. See you soon.

Severus



Dear Mr. Potter,
I have been looking for Professor Severus Snape for a few months now, and cannot locate his whereabouts. If you know where I can find him, please contact me. I usually hang out at the Three Broomsticks every Thursday evening at about 6pm. Thank you in advance.

Regards,
Professor Delores Umbridge

Umbridge,
he is at the cave hagrid was hiding in when the second war broke out
Harry

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Severus,

WE HAVE LOCATED UMBRIDGE AND ARE LEADING HER INTO A TRAP AND CAPTURING HER!!!!!!

Harry

Dear Harry,
Thankyou. I feel better knowing that the evil one is going to be put away for a long time. By the way, I always wanted to tell you that you really were excellent in Potions; you know now, of course, that I couldn't let Draco know that, he'd only tell his father that you were the teacher's pet, and he couldn't deal with that, growing up with whatever he wanted the way he did. Anyway, owl me anytime.

Severus

Severus,
I was? but why did i always kept getting Ts and Es? anyway we have just captured her! (i think, we are trying to figer out if it just a person/death eater using pollyjuice Potion) by the way, how are my kids doing in potions? (if you know)

Harry

Harry,
You got T's and E's because you look like your dad--I know you are not James, sorry for the immaturity.

I know you got Umbridge. THANKYOU!

Maybe we should meet up? Owl me.

Severus




Dear Harry,
Thankyou for getting that Umbridge. I've been trying to help Severus avoid her (and Bellatrix, too), but she's so-----so Umbridge!!! Anyway, we'd be glad to have you for the Yule Ball this year as a guest of honor. Of course, bring Ginny. Ron and Hermione are invited, too!!

Best Wishes,
Minerva

Severus,
um we dont have to meet up you are at my house remember!? wait if your at my house why are we owling each other?

Harry

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Minerva,
oh it was my pleasure capturing umbridge trust me! she was not that easy to get considering she actually trustedd me! i told severus was hiding in the cave that hagrid did during the second war and well... she fell for it and took the bait! thanks for the invite! but one question, can we bring the children? i am only asking this because well i know the ball is not for third, second and first years (with the exception of dates) and those are what years my kids are in, well mine and Ron and Hermione's

Sincerly,
Harry

Harry,
Sorry, still adjusting to being in a new place! Anyway, yeah; I need to tell you that your little Albus has figured out that I am, indeed alive--and now you know!! Lupin and Weasley created this portrait to hide me from any "left over" deatheaters, but I think the coast is clear now. Yes, I have been living in the frame--I love magic!! I want to know if you'd like to meet at the Three Broomsticks. It will give us a chance to really catch up, and you could possibly help me in case any undesirables (Rita Skeeter, Bellatrix, etc.) find me there.

Severus



Dear Harry,
Of course you can bring the children--all of them!! Hagrid has agreed to put together a special kids party for them (which I have supervised--there will be no magical creatures allowed, we all know Hagrid). See you soon.

Minerva

Minerva,
thank merlin! when i read that Hagrid was putting together the kids party, i thought that he might end up bringing one of his ilegalls! but there is ONE magical creature i would like to be there, you can probly guess what it is, a unicorn ( my little Lily just LOVES them!) the babys of course! oh and i would also like to suggest one more, agian you probly know what it is, could i bring a heard of Fred and Georges pygmy puffs? Fred and George want to know if they can sell them there (and at the yule ball of course) for 10 knuts a puff

Harry


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Severus,
OH GREAT! now i have to make sure ANOTHER one of my sons doesnt blurt out your seceret at hogwarts! UGH! kids! what do you do with them! (dont answer that!) oh and sure! it would be my pleasure to acompany you! but sadly i cannot go, i have to figer out when the yule ball is! (and you know that means i have to visit Minerva at Hogwarts) Ron, Hermione and i are the guests of honor

Harry

Harry,
I, too was asked to go to the Yule Ball. Minerva wants everyone who helped Dumbledore there--and, by the way,as you may have seen in my last owl, Lupin is also alive. Dumbledore was insistant that any of us who were left over from the war be presumed dead--he always saw the future--too bad he can't see us now! Anyway, the Order arranged for our "dead bodies" to be taken by Shackelbolt, and "buried"--HA! You will see me, Lupin, and other Order members presumed dead at the Ball!!! Minerva asked me to let you know that I will help out with the baby unicorns; so Hagrid doesn't get carried away. Owl me soon.

Severus



Dear Harry,
Severus is helping with the baby unicorns--I hear you two get along quite well now! The pigmy puffs are a great idea, but we need to keep costs down, so how about 7 knuts each? Let me know how we will manage them during the Ball--we need to have cages for all of them! Owl me soon. Severus and I are putting together a meeting before the Yule Ball--just to make sure everything goes smoothly (you know that Bellatrix is still stalking him? We'll need your help to make sure her and her friends don't crash our party-Shakelbolt is already on it.).

Minerva

dear Minerva,
ok fred and george said that they can bring the price down to 5 KNUTS! wierd huh? i always thought they would be selling them for 50 knuts! (they are quite the buisness men arnt they!) they know how to lure in costumers! oh didnt you hear? we caut bellatrix yesterday! oh by the way, when is the ball?

Harry

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Severus,

is Nymphadora alive too? teddy has been asking so many questions about her that i just cant answer! who else is alive? i just cant bear to think that sirius is really dead! is he alive too?!

Harry

Dear Harry,
I know--I just hear you guys got Bellatrix!!!! 5 knuts!! Those Weasley boys always tried to make me happy!! As far as the Yule Ball, we have moved it from Christmas Eve Night to December 1st; it helps students and their families enjoy the holidays, and allows Hogwart's to still have fun! Please come to our planning meeting on November 1st--Severus said he could pick you up via thestral coach--he wants to catch up on stuff with you, and there's no time for that if you appartate into Hogsmeade first.

Minerva



Harry,
Please don't overexcite Teddy. Do not tell him, but, yes--Tonks is alive and well. She and Remus have been waiting in agony to see their child, but are comforted knowing that you and Ginny are so good to him. Tonks and Remus will owl me and let me know when they can contact you, as well as Teddy. Please be patient. Also, Minerva probably told you that I would like to go to the planning meeting with you via thestral coach. I think we need to catch up on stuff, and again--I am truly sorry I equated you with how your father treated me in school; you are truly your mother's son. I will be in touch.

Severus

Severus,
ok, but it will be hard, you know its hard to act like someones dead when there not... wait did you say they where going to 'buirie' you!?! i thought we already did that 21 years ago!! remember? your 'body' was buiried beside dumbledores!!

Harry

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Minerva,
i promise we be at the meeting, question: do i bring the kids or should i leave them with there babysitter Miss. Figg?

Harry

Dear Harry,
It was a holographic spell that made it look like my body was in the coffin. The same type of spell that the Order used to make it look like I killed Dumbledore--didn't work out as we planned--Voldemort got him anyway, using my wand as a port key!!! You of all people should have figured that out. So, please do keep secrets for now; it will pay off big time later when Teddy is told the truth. Remus and Tonks are forever grateful to you and Ginny, and I must say I am impressed--growing up with that Petunia and her family was hell, yet you are so like your mother!!! I will have the thestral coach pick you up at 6pm on Nov. 1st--put it on your calendar as a "meeting". Owl me anytime.

Severus



Dear Harry,
Please have Mrs. Figg watch the kids--she may be a squib, but she has a few tricks up her sleeve if things go wrong--Dumbledore gave her private lessons years ago! I wouldn't want the children to be bored. We'll be in touch.

Minerva

Minerva,
ok, thanks!

Harry

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Severus,
it was hell... see you at the meeting (and the ball!)

Harry

Harry,
As you know from the pensieve, I knew both your mother and that "aunt" of yours as we were children. I always knew that Petunia wasn't original--she even married Vernon only because he was available!!! Anyway, I hear from Minerva that Dudley's son will be starting Hogwarts!!! What a nasty shock for his mother, huh? Are any of them nice to you now?

Severus




Harry,
Minerva is letting me help out with the kids party during the Yule Ball!! Severus will help,too. From what I understand, your little Lily likes unicorns--well there will be baby ones there!!! Please owl me. I'd like to have you come to my hut for tea--and bring Ginny, Ron, and Hermione, too.

Hagrid

Hagrid,
thank you very much Hagrid! yes Lily ADORES Unicorns! see you at your hut for tea!

Harry
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Severus,
yes very nice, in fact i think shes trying to make up for all those years she was EXTREMELY mean and cruel to me, she is VERY close with the children

Harry

Harry,
Good. Even though I still can't stand Petunia, your mother loved her sister no matter what. Just keep her away from me if she's ever in our world. I can't tell you how much I... well, let's just say I'd rather have a friendly chat with your dad. See you soon.

Severus



Ron,
I heard you wrote to Severus about your sanity. You will be fine!! Don't worry about the wedding stuff. You love Hermione, right? I know how she feels about you!! Seamus, Fred, and George are coming by later for a game of wizard chess--join us?

Harry

Harry,
wizar chess? really! i havent played a game of wizard chess since we were in Hogwarts! (and thats saying something, because OUR kids are at Hogwarts) I would love to come over for a game! hey, one question though, are you and Ginny planing on getting married soon? i over heard Ginny and Hermione talking about it on the um.. still forget what its called um... Tellycone?

Ron

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Severus,
not like Petunia much, :lol:

Harry

Dear Ron,
TELEPHONE!!!!! Ginny and I have been talking about our future; I hope she says yes on .. wait, you can't keep a secret!!! Anyway, see you for chess!!! Oh, and please bring butterbeer. Seamus is cooking fish and chips, and Fred and George are bringing dessert (watch out, you know what their sweets can be like!).

Harry


Dear Harry,
I wanted to personally write to you and formally apologize for all those years you were considered to be less of a human than others in my house. Through my son--who I spoiled rotten--I have learned that I must follow my heart (advise your mother gave me many times through the years). I see so much of your mother in you, and now in my grandchild. Vernon is still not happy (but is he ever?), but I told him that I would be PROUD to be part of a wizard family, and that I was wrong all those years to not tell you the truth. As part of my reconciliation, I feel the need to apologize to Severus. I will trust you with the secret that I was very upset to not have any magic in myself; as I was infatuated with Severus Snape. I know he liked your mother, so I pretended to be someone I was not--and ended up with Vernon!!!! If possible, I would like to meet with Severus to personally apologize. Please let me know what you can do. Thankyou, and again, I am sorry for being so much less of a parent than you deserved.

Love,
Petunia

Petunia,
not to be roud or anything but, you liked Severus? i already knew you were jealous of my Mom but, Severus? he thought you hated his gutts! anyway, sorry I just had to get that out of me, if I said that to my wife, Ginny, she probly would have had i fit that i asked you this! but yes i can set a meeting between you and him, careful though, he's a bit snarky and sarcastic.

Harry

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Severus,
Petunia said she would like to talk to you (PLEASE DO! she will not rest untill she gets her way)

Harry

Harry,
A meeting with Petunia? Are you completley OUT OF YOUR MIND? Maybe that Luna was right about nargels---have her check you out..... If Petunia INSISTS on seeing me, beware that she always had a"thing" for me. Your mother warned me about that years ago. Owl me before saying anything to your aunt...'
Severus


Dear Harry,
Can't wait to see you this weekend. It's been a long week without talking to you. Love you!!!

Love,
Ginny

Severus,
to late...

Harry

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"Ginny",
George! for goodness sake! STOP IT! I swear! your getting stupider and stupider with jokes!! for one, you forgot that I have been at how almost all week! and for two, you put a "Weasleys Wizard Weezes" stamp on it! and three, Ginny doesnt use the muggle mail system!!

the completely NOT amused,
Harry

Harry,
Obviously too late. It seems that your aunt has kept your mother's owl all these years, and now she's owled me!! I will need to think about this possible meeting before she gets carried away. She's starting to get annoying like that Bellatrix! Sorry, I know she's your aunt, but...oh well. Let me know if you have any ideas about the situation.

Severus


Ginny,
Chocolates for my love.
Love,
Harry

George,
for goodness sake! stop it! it gets annoying! i know its you! Ginny is with me at this moment and is outraged! she says the next time she sees you be prepareed for a bat-bogey hex!

Harry

Harry,
Ginny gave us our payback. We won't leave the house until these tails wither off!!! Sorry, we tend to forget that our "baby" sister is a gifted witch!

Fred and George


Harry,
Have you been able to set up a meeting with Severus yet? I can't stop thinking about him. But, don't tell Vernon, Dudley.....don't tell ANYONE. Hope to hear from you soon!

Petunia

Fred and George,
good!! and dont you forget it! also, I hope that you remember that her husbund is too!!! other wise, you would probly be enslaved by Voldemort, you would have a brother crying over the loss of Hermione and Ginny bat-bogey hexxing you everytime you mention my name!!
Harry

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Petunia,
sadley, no, he seems to think you are blinded by love and seek nothing but his heart, so sorry. The kids are whining about when you are coming over again, they seem to have taken a liking to you (and your "famous" blueberry cheese cake)

Harry and Ginny

Dear Harry,
Well, um.... OK. I've got enough going on with Vernon anyway. Would it be OK if I came by early on Saturday and make my Blueberry Cheesecake at your place? I'd hate for Vernon to eat it before it leaves the house! Also, I'll be coming alone; the last time Vernon came...well, he's still got that one blue eyebrow from Albus' charm! See you soon!

Love, Petunia




Dear Mum Weasley,
My aunt is coming for the day on Saturday (and not with Vernon). We'd like you and Dad to come over, too. Let me know. I know Ginny is excited!

Love, Harry

Petunia,
sure! it would be lovely to have you come over, but can you try not to say to Ginny that she doesnt feed the kids enough? she is starting to make us 5 course meals and poor little Albus just cant take all that food! he cant even fit in his pants anymore! nether can Lily or James!!

Harry

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Harry dear,

of course! i am actually starting to warm up to Petunia! she came over the other day and we had a good laugh about how much our husbands eat! (dont tell Arthur I said that) see you soon, tell the kids that there granma is bringing her famous pumkin pasties!

Mom Weasley

Harry,
Ginny owled me about coming over for dinner on Saturday. She said Petunia would be there?! How is that relationship going? Anyway, I will join you--I look forward to seeing Molly--it's been a while since we've talked!

Minerva




Harry,
Don't worry. I won't say anything about feeding the kids. I recently went with Vernon to his doctor's appointment, and asked about what kids should eat; boy was I surprised!!! I'll also bring over some board games, if that's OK; Dudley was with my grandson in Diagon Alley last week and bought some very interesting ones! See you soon.

Love,
Petunia

Dear Petunia,
sure! also, we would like to know if Dudley and Grady (your grandson) would like to come over too? we decided to make it a family reunion! Albus has told me him and Grady are becoming great friends! I must say, James told me some kids were picking on Grady just because he is in Hufflepuff, don't worry, I promise you and Dudley that James will take care of it, I will also get Severus to help. I heard that Dudley and his wife, Sarah are having another child, congrats! Also, Dudley's wife told me to tell you to break the news that shes a witch to Dudley, she said that it may be better if you tell him, something about "I don't know how to tell him" and "I'm scared"

Love,
Harry

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Minerva,
It's good. ok! see you there!

Harry

Harry,
Oh, a witch? Well, I suppose I can tell him for her. I think she's more afraid of Vernon being upset that he married one, and not necessarily upset about her. Anyway, I told Vernon to shut up about it or leave. He's decided to shut up and accept it. I will call Dudley immediatley. As for Grady, I am so proud; I am also sorry that I wasn't able to be proud for you when you started Hogwart's. Hopefully, Severus and James will help out so there's no issues like with Severus and your father (funny--your dad's name was James, and so is your son's, but Molly said that James is one of his favorite students!!).

Love, Petunia




Dear Minerva,
Everything is going well with Petunia; now she's had to deal with her gradson and daughter in law being magical. I'm not sure about that Vernon, but...they kept me alive at least..... See you Saturday.

Harry

Harry,
Harry! how's it going? my daughter, Cathleen has been telling me that poor Grady is being picked on and that her and James are going to take care of it, is this true?

Neville and Hannah Longbottom

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Petunia,

Yes, I know, wierd isn't it? well, see you saturday!

with love,
Ginny, Harry, Lily, James and Albus

Neville and Hannah,
Yeah, but it will be taken care of. After all, Snape was picked on, and everyone thought I was -- as some point-- the heir of slytherin, a liar, or just plain crazy!!! We all deal with stuff, and I know James will be fine! Anyway, Ginny and I wanted to ask you to come to dinner on Saturday. Let us know.

Harry



Harry,
I recieved a peculiar owl from Petunia about dinner at your place on Saturday? Ginny invited me already, but I hope you understand that with Petunia there---well, let's just plan another time. By the way, James gave me some really nice smelling shampoo (smells like patuoilli oil). I'm shocked at how light my hair feels now. Anyway, if your kids say anything about Professor Snape dating, um....just tell them you don't really know if I am or not. Owl me and we'll get together.

Severus

Harry,
Sure! we would love to come!

Hannah, Neville and their daughters Violet and Cathleen Longbottom

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Severus,
don't worry, I have also invited Vernon to come to the party (so he will distract Petunia) so you can come, Petunia is not one to flirt when her husband is right in front of her

Harry

Harry,
OK, I'll be there. Just make sure she has no chance of cornering me or you'll get the look you got while you were my student (lol). I'll probably hang around Arthur--that'll work.... See you then!

Severus




Dear Minerva,
Severus said you know of the situation with my son getting picked on. Just want to make sure that the other children who are doing the bullying are also being treated fairly--but with justice. Let me know what happens.

Harry

Severus,
OK! bye, for some reason, Ginny and the kids send there love (I know, wierd. But it seems things are getting strager around here!)

Harry

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Harry,
YOUR son? I thought it was Mr. Grady Dursley. Did't you tell me that Grady was being picked on, and that your son was taking care of it? well, ok...

Minerva

Minerva,
Yeah, my son, too. Some bullies caught him sticking up for Grady. See you soon.

Harry


Harry,
I just saw those movies about us the muggles came out with. Are you sure that JK Rowling isn't a witch? She was able to describe us and our world with extreme accuracy!! Let me know what you think.

Severus

Severus,
Actually, I think I have seen her face a couple of times while taking my kids to the Hogwarts express. Even Ginny says she looks awfully fermilar. I mean how else would she know about our world? Well, I suppose she might be a squib, but still...

Harry

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Harry,
ok, that makes sense, I promise I will take care of it

Minerva

Harry,
Severus told me about the possibility of that JK Rowling being part of our world--well, someone we all know and love is her Godmother. She is, indeed a witch and not a squib. That's all I can share right now. Anyway, the muggles think it's mostly fantasy anyway. See you soon.

Remus

Dear Ron,
I will apparate into your living room at 7pm tonight. If this is not OK, please owl me immediatley. I need to talk to you. Thanks.

Harry

Harry,
Voldys not back, is he? if so, DON'T LET ME TALK YOU INTO LETTING ME GO WITH YOU AGAIN!

Ron

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Remus,
let me guess, Andromedia? no wait, my mother? wait! AHA! it's Minerva, isn't it?!
(so sorry for being nosy, but, it just does'nt make sense, if she wrote about our world and showed it to the muggles, would'nt that be breaaking the rule of secrecy?)

Harry

Harry,
Muggles will believe in magic if they experience it, not if it's in story form!!! No rules were broken, and Jo is very aware of the details she put out there. As for her God mother, it's one of those you mentioned. So--you have an American friend coming to do up Thanksgiving dinner for you? Ginny told me already, and of course I'll be there.

Remus




Dear Ron,
Don't be such a wimp. Voldy's NOT back. Come on, old friend--we need to catch up!

Harry

Harry,
Don't we do that at work already?
well, ok, see you here

Ron

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Remus,
yes I do.
Remus? how exactly did she know all the details? I don't remember telling anyone the WHOLE story!!

Harry

Harry,
Relax. Dumbledore was one of her closest friends, as well as her favorite teacher! If he trusted her so completley, so should we. Also, Minerva is her Godmother--I just got permisssion to tell you directly from her. Anyway, owl anytime.

Remus



Dear Minerva,
I have some questions for you about a woman named JK Rowling (known as Jo?). Please owl me and we will meet up. Thanks.

Harry

Remus,
but-but, Dumbledore was dead when half this stuff happened!! how would HE know!?

Harry

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Harry,
I knew you would Harry. my goddaughter was so intrueged with you! anyhow, you know that girl who always hung around with Mr. Diggory? (not as an admirer, as a friend) well that was Joanne. Oops! sorry! off the piont!!

How about the three broomsticks? say, 8ish?

Minerva

Harry,
Dumbledore told me loads of things before his death. Keep that in mind; as I will be telling you important stuff as time goes on.

Remus

Harry,
Wanted ter let ya noe that I now have baby unikornns to caree fer! Bring Lily bie any timmee!!! Hoppe to sei ya sonn!!

Hagrid

Hagrid,
what happened to your spelling? I thought Severus gave you some lessons?
sure! I was going up to hogsmead anyway, I am sure I can let Lily tag along with me and we could head up to your hut

Harry

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Remus,
but-but, ALL the details? espeshally all the stuff AFTER his death?

Harry

Harry,
Professor Trewlaney is very good at playing dumb. She made many correct prophecies through the years, and it helped us learn of Voldy's real plans; you must have figured out some of these things when you discovered Snape's memories after that Nagini incident! Anyway, I think it's a good idea for us to meet--your place or the Burrow?

Remus



Harry,
Profeser Snape did help mi wit mi English. It tacs timme to learn it all. Pleese bee pachent wit mi.

Hagrid

Remus,
The Burrow please, Moll- I mean Mum weasley (she has been making me call her that!) has been wanting some answers too

Harry

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Hagrid,
oh, don't worry Hagrid, it took me almost 8 years to learn how to spell all my words
see you this afternoon!

Harry

Remus,
Thanks for explaining all that at our little meeting. As an auror, I look at things logically; but Ginny says sometimes I'm too logical--that's what kept me from seeing what the secrets were! It was also fascinating to meet Jo Rowling! I can't believe she's been the only "secret" member of the Order!!! The way she recreated our world for her "stories"--so cool she disguised them as children's books! I still can't get those movies out of my head! (And that whole DVD thing--Arthur's right, those muggles are fascinating!) I thought Dumbledore told you everything!! Good to see Minerva, too; she's so proud of Jo! See you soon!

Harry



Harry,
Thanks fer invitin' mi for Chritmass. It's soo nic ov you and Giny to remmbrr mi. Si you thenn!

Hagrid

Hagrid,
it's not like we were never thinking of you! It's just, we were also thinking of our house and that it's so small, thats why we had to rent a marqee and why you still haven't seen the inside of the house

Harry

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Harry,

I KNOW! its a wonder how they do all that without magic!

Remus

Harry,
Thanks for the Christmas card and gift. It was so nice of you and Ginny to remember me at Christmas. I really needed a new hat! Ginny must have picked it out--she knows me so well!! I also love the picture of the kids!!! See you on Christmas Eve!

Minerva



Ron,
I just got a package for you at my house. I have not opened it, but put it in a safe place until we can figure out what it is, and who it's from--there's no return address! Neville will meet us tonite at 8 to figure out what it is. We'll be meeting in the garage--just in case this is a disaster!

Harry

Ron,

get your dad to look it over, he is still in the mis-use of magic office isn't he?
anyway, I will come over

Harry

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Dear Mr. Potter,

thank you for your interview the other day, even though you maynnot remember, we had a blast!
I can't wait to show the world the new book I have been making about you!

Rita Skeeter

Ms. Skeeter,
By the time you recieve this owl, you will find yourself in the custody of the Ministry of Magic for the misuse of potions; namely the misuse of alcohol and memory elixir. Your office and other workspaces will also be investigated. You are, as of this moment, no longer an employee of the Daily Prophet. See you in court. Good Day.

Mr. Harry Potter Ministry of Magic Aurors' Office





Harry,
Dad checked out the package and had it destroyed immediatley. He said it was a box full of nargles (I know, didn't know he believed in them!). He contacted Luna to find out if she can figure out their orgin. Still meet me, but IN the house. We can at least have dinner and play cards (or wizard chess).

Ron

Uncle Harry,

hi! thanks for asking James to help me with the bullying problem! They have started to leave me alone completely now! Thanks!

Grady Dursley

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Ron,

sorry! I can't! Kingsley came over, said I have to be at the office


Harry

Dear Harry,

Gosh, Harry! Nobody's written to you in ages! So I thought I would. How's life treating you? I was glad you got a happy ending. You deserve it.

A Fan

Hello, Harry, have you heard the latest? Muggles have taken to Quidditch. They found a way to play without flying. They use brooms, have seven players to a team, have a person dress as a snitch, they even have a Quidditch World Cup!
Those Muggles are really inventive, eh?
Give my love to Ginny and the children
Dennis Creevey

Hey Dennis!

You've got to be kidding! So that's what those kids were doing!

Harry
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Dear Harry,

Do you think you drop by sometime soon? It's the twins, Harry. I need you to observe them and tell me what you think. If it's true, I don't know how I can break it to my parents. But if it's true, I want them to go to Hogwarts like you did. I have no problem with it, and neither does the wife. Now I think of it, there's something about her, too. Doesn't matter.

Your Cousin
Dudley

Dear Big D,
Yes, of course I'll drop by. Will tomorrow be o.k.? I'll bring the family. They would love to meet your family. I know Ginny's been asking me for weeks to meet you and yours.
See you soon, Big D.
Harry

Dear Harry,

Thanks. I gotta go get Virgil off the roof. Again. I don't know how he does it. And now his sister's up there too. I wish they could get themselves down. I'm getting too old for this!

Dudley

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Harry,

What kind of foolishness have you told my son now? He seems to think the twins might be magical! I can't bear it! And Petunia, she's right in the middle of everything, just egging him on!

Uncle Vernon

Dear Uncle Vernon, I knoww you mean well when you visit the grandchildren, but shouting at them and being angry if they show signs of magic doesn't do them any good. Everytime you start yelling, they get scared and then more magic comes out of them. Remember, keep calm and they won't do more magic.
Harry
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Big D, I know you have your hands full with twins, but, I don't think they should see your dad too often. He scares them and that's when magic appears.
Of course, the twins think it's fun to fly up to the roof.
Harry

Dear Harry James Potter, the proclaimed "Chosen One",

Hello. My name is Tom Riddle III. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Love and hugs,
Tommy Riddle III, relation through the Peverell Brothers

Draco,

That was a pretty good joke, you almost had me for a second there, until I noticed the Malfoy Manor letterhead on the parchment it was written on. Really, Draco, we're grown men in our thirties now, don't you think you could be doing something more constructive with your time, oh I have an excellent idea, how about growing up?

Harry Potter

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Dear Harry,

I never thought I'd stoop so low as to write you with my personal problems, but your Aunt Petunia and I had "words" this morning, and she pointed her finger at me, and now I have a huge horn sticking out of my forehead! What does this mean?

Uncle Vernon

Uncle Vernon,
A huge horn? I guess someone is playing tricks on you, Uncle Vernon. Aunt Petunia doesn't have any magic in her. I know, I checked the special book that has names of all the wizards and witches and her name isn't in the book.
But, Duddley's grandchildren will be magical. That makes you their great-grandfather and I guess you might not be around then.
Harry