Fury January 23rd, 2011, 2:24 am For those who don't know, an epitaph is a dedication written on a grave. The basis of this game is to choose one of the characters that are given to you (usually two choices) and make an epitaph for them. Then you choose a choice between two characters for the next person to do.
I will start, as an example:
Archie (wizard in GoF with the flowered nightgown)
Here lies Archie
One day the breeze 'round his privates
turned out to be a tornado
Next:
Harry Potter or Hermione Granger
merrymarge January 23rd, 2011, 4:21 am Here lies Hermione Granger
She became petrified by a huge snake
and wasn't able to be revived.
Arthur or Molly Weasley
SadiraSnape January 23rd, 2011, 5:01 am Sacred to the Memory of
MOLLY WEASLEY
She could be a right ***** when the chips were down
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Neville Longbottom or Luna Lovegood
snugglepot January 23rd, 2011, 8:50 am Here lies Luna Lovegood!
The Nargles did for her
In the end!
Remus Lupin or Sirius Black
Fury January 23rd, 2011, 1:36 pm Sirius Black
He was killed by a veil. Siriusly.
Errol or Fang
ghostwhisperer6 January 24th, 2011, 2:42 am Here Lies Errol
whose journey to the Netherlands
caused him to fall into a deep sleep.
Rest in Peace.
Albus Dumbledore or Norberta the Dragon
SadiraSnape January 24th, 2011, 4:07 am Pause, Stranger, and consider the Strange Death of
NORBERTA, the Norwegian Ridgeback
She Froze While Bathing In
A Romanian Mud Volcano
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Charlie Weasley or Kreacher
snugglepot January 24th, 2011, 6:13 am Here lies Kreacher, House Elf Extrordinaire!
He survived the Infiri!
He outwitted Voldemort!
He, valiantly, led the House Elves into Battle.
Only to die after being hit by young James S. Potter riding his broomstick in the house!
Moaning Myrtle or Nearly Headless NIck
TheScribbler January 24th, 2011, 8:55 pm Here Sir Nicholas does not lie,
For his nearly headless ghost is present still
At Hogwarts, to frighten the passers-by.
Grawp or Umbridge.
snugglepot January 24th, 2011, 9:11 pm Here lies Delores Umbridge.
She gave the Colour pink a bad name!
She lied, she schemed, she tortured!
Without her the Wizarding World is a much better place.
Gilderoy Lockhart or Barty Crouch Jr
SadiraSnape January 25th, 2011, 5:00 am Sacred to the (missing) Memory of
GILDEROY LOCKHART
Handsome, flamboyant, stealer of deeds
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Hagrid or Professor Sprout
ghostwhisperer6 January 25th, 2011, 5:11 am Professor Sprout;
In her elderly age, her earmuffs were forgotten...
and the mandrakes took her life. :(
James Potter or Remus Lupin
SadiraSnape January 25th, 2011, 4:51 pm Requiscat in Pace
JAMES POTTER
He shouldn't have gone out
during Deer Season
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Severus Snape or Fleur Weasley
ghostwhisperer6 January 25th, 2011, 5:16 pm Here Lies Severus Snape
whose greasy hair got too close to a match.
Katie Bell or Oliver Wood
merrymarge January 25th, 2011, 6:29 pm Here lies Oliver Wood
Gone but not forgotten
he got hit one too many times by a bludger and never recovered.
Dudley or Aunt Marge
SadiraSnape January 26th, 2011, 3:28 am MARGE DURSLEY
Beloved Aunt
Gone but not Forgotten
Too bad she forgot
to feed Ripper...
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Aberforth Dumbledore or Marvolo Gaunt
sarah1234 January 26th, 2011, 10:17 pm Aberforth Dumbledore
he was a helping hand in the dark
a brave old man was forgotten but not left to rot
died at a ripe old age sitting next to his kettle pot.
fang or madame hooch
merrymarge February 7th, 2011, 5:31 am Here Lies Fang, beloved pet of Hagrid
faithful, lovable, loyal
but lacks courage at times
SadiraSnape February 7th, 2011, 6:03 am Since you didn't give a set of names, I'll do Mme Hooch:
IN MEMORIAM
Madame Hooch
She never saw that bludger
Severus Snape or Mundungus Fletcher
Daggerstone February 7th, 2011, 3:10 pm Severus Snape
To save your world you asked this man to die:
Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
(Fat chance - he'd give you a black eye!)
Bloody Baron or Salazar Slytherin
SadiraSnape February 7th, 2011, 8:49 pm PAUSE, STRANGER,
and consider the name of
SALAZAR SLYTHERIN
He helped start a school
Declined to teach fools
The Purest his choice
Til he raised up his voice
To extend his harsh rule
Across the whole School
The others declined
Then kicked his behind.
Abiit nemine salutato.
Dumbledore or Voldemort
merrymarge February 10th, 2011, 4:13 am Here lies Voldemort.
Who wanted everything his own way.
He wanted to live forever.
he tried his hardest to kill Harry, only to have Harry defeat him in the end.
Love conquers evil everytime.
Mrs. Figg or Madam Pomfrey
sarah1234 February 11th, 2011, 12:56 am Salazar Slytherin
He was a great old wizard
for his time just a bit old fashion
he died by his best friend .. the snake
Percy weasley or Luna lovegood
Dobby138 February 11th, 2011, 5:53 pm Here lies Luna Lovegood
Who died in a tragic accident...
When there was an infestation of nargles
Kreacher or Vernon Dursley
SadiraSnape February 11th, 2011, 6:45 pm In Memory of
KREACHER
His body's here
His head's on a wall
Once 3 feet even
He's now 12 feet tall
Karkaroff or Madame Olympe Maxime
Fury February 15th, 2011, 3:05 pm Madame Maxime
Once 16 feet tall
Now 6 feet in the ground
Justin Finch-Fletchley or Ernie MacMillan
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