Harry Potter Epitaphs Game

Fury
January 23rd, 2011, 2:24 am
For those who don't know, an epitaph is a dedication written on a grave. The basis of this game is to choose one of the characters that are given to you (usually two choices) and make an epitaph for them. Then you choose a choice between two characters for the next person to do.

I will start, as an example:

Archie (wizard in GoF with the flowered nightgown)

Here lies Archie
One day the breeze 'round his privates
turned out to be a tornado

Next:
Harry Potter or Hermione Granger

merrymarge
January 23rd, 2011, 4:21 am
Here lies Hermione Granger
She became petrified by a huge snake
and wasn't able to be revived.

Arthur or Molly Weasley

SadiraSnape
January 23rd, 2011, 5:01 am
Sacred to the Memory of
MOLLY WEASLEY
She could be a right ***** when the chips were down

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Neville Longbottom or Luna Lovegood

snugglepot
January 23rd, 2011, 8:50 am
Here lies Luna Lovegood!
The Nargles did for her
In the end!

Remus Lupin or Sirius Black

Fury
January 23rd, 2011, 1:36 pm
Sirius Black
He was killed by a veil. Siriusly.


Errol or Fang

ghostwhisperer6
January 24th, 2011, 2:42 am
Here Lies Errol
whose journey to the Netherlands
caused him to fall into a deep sleep.
Rest in Peace.

Albus Dumbledore or Norberta the Dragon

SadiraSnape
January 24th, 2011, 4:07 am
Pause, Stranger, and consider the Strange Death of
NORBERTA, the Norwegian Ridgeback
She Froze While Bathing In
A Romanian Mud Volcano

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Charlie Weasley or Kreacher

snugglepot
January 24th, 2011, 6:13 am
Here lies Kreacher, House Elf Extrordinaire!
He survived the Infiri!
He outwitted Voldemort!
He, valiantly, led the House Elves into Battle.
Only to die after being hit by young James S. Potter riding his broomstick in the house!

Moaning Myrtle or Nearly Headless NIck

TheScribbler
January 24th, 2011, 8:55 pm
Here Sir Nicholas does not lie,
For his nearly headless ghost is present still
At Hogwarts, to frighten the passers-by.

Grawp or Umbridge.

snugglepot
January 24th, 2011, 9:11 pm
Here lies Delores Umbridge.
She gave the Colour pink a bad name!
She lied, she schemed, she tortured!
Without her the Wizarding World is a much better place.

Gilderoy Lockhart or Barty Crouch Jr

SadiraSnape
January 25th, 2011, 5:00 am
Sacred to the (missing) Memory of
GILDEROY LOCKHART
Handsome, flamboyant, stealer of deeds

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Hagrid or Professor Sprout

ghostwhisperer6
January 25th, 2011, 5:11 am
Professor Sprout;
In her elderly age, her earmuffs were forgotten...
and the mandrakes took her life. :(

James Potter or Remus Lupin

SadiraSnape
January 25th, 2011, 4:51 pm
Requiscat in Pace
JAMES POTTER
He shouldn't have gone out
during Deer Season

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Severus Snape or Fleur Weasley

ghostwhisperer6
January 25th, 2011, 5:16 pm
Here Lies Severus Snape
whose greasy hair got too close to a match.

Katie Bell or Oliver Wood

merrymarge
January 25th, 2011, 6:29 pm
Here lies Oliver Wood
Gone but not forgotten
he got hit one too many times by a bludger and never recovered.

Dudley or Aunt Marge

SadiraSnape
January 26th, 2011, 3:28 am
MARGE DURSLEY
Beloved Aunt
Gone but not Forgotten
Too bad she forgot
to feed Ripper...

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Aberforth Dumbledore or Marvolo Gaunt

sarah1234
January 26th, 2011, 10:17 pm
Aberforth Dumbledore
he was a helping hand in the dark
a brave old man was forgotten but not left to rot
died at a ripe old age sitting next to his kettle pot.

fang or madame hooch

merrymarge
February 7th, 2011, 5:31 am
Here Lies Fang, beloved pet of Hagrid
faithful, lovable, loyal
but lacks courage at times

SadiraSnape
February 7th, 2011, 6:03 am
Since you didn't give a set of names, I'll do Mme Hooch:

IN MEMORIAM
Madame Hooch
She never saw that bludger

Severus Snape or Mundungus Fletcher

Daggerstone
February 7th, 2011, 3:10 pm
Severus Snape

To save your world you asked this man to die:
Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?
(Fat chance - he'd give you a black eye!)


Bloody Baron or Salazar Slytherin

SadiraSnape
February 7th, 2011, 8:49 pm
PAUSE, STRANGER,
and consider the name of
SALAZAR SLYTHERIN
He helped start a school
Declined to teach fools
The Purest his choice
Til he raised up his voice
To extend his harsh rule
Across the whole School
The others declined
Then kicked his behind.
Abiit nemine salutato.

Dumbledore or Voldemort

merrymarge
February 10th, 2011, 4:13 am
Here lies Voldemort.
Who wanted everything his own way.
He wanted to live forever.
he tried his hardest to kill Harry, only to have Harry defeat him in the end.
Love conquers evil everytime.

Mrs. Figg or Madam Pomfrey

sarah1234
February 11th, 2011, 12:56 am
Salazar Slytherin

He was a great old wizard
for his time just a bit old fashion
he died by his best friend .. the snake



Percy weasley or Luna lovegood

Dobby138
February 11th, 2011, 5:53 pm
Here lies Luna Lovegood
Who died in a tragic accident...
When there was an infestation of nargles

Kreacher or Vernon Dursley

SadiraSnape
February 11th, 2011, 6:45 pm
In Memory of
KREACHER
His body's here
His head's on a wall
Once 3 feet even
He's now 12 feet tall

Karkaroff or Madame Olympe Maxime

Fury
February 15th, 2011, 3:05 pm
Madame Maxime
Once 16 feet tall
Now 6 feet in the ground

Justin Finch-Fletchley or Ernie MacMillan