Ask Tonks-the game

Hi,everyone!This is just like the other ask games,but if this is your first,here are the rules-the second,fourth,sixth,etc. people who comment ask a question as though they're a HP character talking to Tonks.Whoever comments after each question replies as Tonks.I've played a few and just thought it would be fun.I hope you enjoy it!:D

Tonks,
I don't want to go out with you. I have this "furry little problem" once a month. You deserve someone young and handsome, not someone old.
RJ Lupin

I didn't mean to end this game!!!

Sorry, I just haven't had the time to comment lately. Good letter, anyway. Ok, here is my/Tonks' response-

Remus,you do realize 'once a month' means 12 days out of 365? I truley don't think that's enough for us not to be together.

Tonks, could you change your hair back to bubblegum pink? it suits you better than mousy brown.
Harry

But it clashed awfully with the purple eyebrows, Harry.

Tonks, change the eyebrows.
Harry

Harry,
Why would I change my eyebrows when I can change my hair, which is so much more fun.

Are you saying you don't know how to change your eyebrows?
--Harry

Of course I know how to change my eyebrows! That's like asking you what Quidditch is-the answer is obvious.

Tonks, so, will you please change the color of your hair? maybe Remus would prefer a brighter hair color. Thanks,
Ginny

Ginny, listen- the last thing you want to do to try to get someone to notice you is to change who you are.

Tonks, you aren't really changing who you are. Just your hair color and eyebrows. you're still the same loveable Tonks.
Ginny

Tonks,

What did you look like before you changed everything?

Now I think about it, I don't remember! How funny is that?

Dear Pig-Nose,

Why don't you change into something smart?

Love, Voldermort

Dear Voldemort,

You wish you had any nose at all!

`Tonks

Dear Nymphadora,

Would you care to take a stroll with me in the moonlight?

Love,

Remus

Dear Remus,

SQUEEE!!!!!:love: Yes, yes, YES!!!:love:
Wait a second...

Love,

Dora (yes, you may call me that now)

Dora,

Just trying to be funny! Maybe tomorrow night would be a better idea. Gotta go.

Remus

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Dear Tonks,

How many times must I tell you not to put your wand in your back pocket? Bad things could happen!

Sincerely,
Mad-eye

Moody:
You're being paranoid, as usual.

Dear Mum,

I really love you and wish you didn't die. I hope you're happy wherever you are.

Love,
Teddy.