What was your favourite QUOTE from OotP?

[phoenixtears]

I was just wondering... what were your favourite quotes from the OotP?

Here are some of mine:

"It unscrews the other way." -Professor McGonagall

"Reading between the lines, I'd say she thinks you're a bit conceited, mate."- Padfoot

"Well, it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...." -Prongs

"Shut your mouth! You dare speak his name with your unworthy lips, you dare besmirch it with your half-blood's tongue, you dare---" "Did you know he's a half-blood too? Voldemort? Yeah, his mother was a witch but his dad was a Muggle--- or has he been telling you lot he's pureblood?" -Bellatrix Lestrange and the Boy Who Lived

"THEN---I---DON'T---WANT---TO---BE---HUMAN!" -Potter

"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike...." -Albus Dumbledore

And this is perhaps my favourite:

:'("In the end, it mattered not that you could not close your mind. It was your heart that saved you." -Albus Dumbledore:'(

[IThinkNot]

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."

[Scoundrel]

I don't have the book with me right now so I can't quote exactly, but the best quote in the entire book was the bit about Ron asking Hermione to write a book about translating the mad things girls say to boys...

[Amy Lee]

"S'up Figgy?"

[phoenixtears]

I forgot about "S'up Figgy"! That was classic! Serious quotes, funny quotes, it's all good. :)

This is not OotP but my personal life quote is in my signature. Oh heck! Here it is:

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." -General Patton

Yeah... wonder why I'm a Slytherin? ;)

[Lestrange]

This reminds me of of Funny Quotes thread.....but, oh well...;)

Mine is from Phineas Nigellus, and I think I deserve a little recognition for spelling the name right even if I don't know the exact statement..:p..:

Yes, the youth always prefers being tragically misunderstood....

[Emerson]

"Cool name, but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."

phoenixtears -- I love that quote :tu:

[SiriusSeverusFan]

My favorite was what Sirius said when Kreacher went missing:

"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something....Of course he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died....But I mustn't get my hopes up...."

[vickygirl4]

here's mine:
"Ah well...wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let's go." ~Tonks

"The Mudblood is talking to Kreacher as though she is my friends..." ~Kreacher

" 'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?' said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son. "

[Madelina Silver]

Give her hell from us, Peeves!!!

That´s just one of the best lines ever!
So glorious!!!

Madelina

[Looney_LoveGood]

"Time is gallions little bro."

^_^ Gotta love those Fred and George lines. Especially when they finish eachother's sentences.

[jebus]

"It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom."

This is my favorite line in the book, my reason being that it is very profound. It has great meaning. It is Dumbledore taunting Voldemort, showing he is not afraid, that he is the better wizard. At this point Dumbledore realizes that the battle has truly begun, the ministry cannot ignore that Voldemort has rturned if Dumbledore has dueld with him inside the ministry building.
Another great line is at the top of the same page, "'I have nothing more to say to you, Potter' he said quietly. 'You have irked me too often, for too long. AVADA KEDAVRA!'"
This was when I realized Voldemort is back. Voldemort is mad. Voldemort is evil. He is no longer sentimental, he is now doing what he needs to do. There is no more playing with Harry, giving back his wand to duel. He is finished he wants Harry gone.

[superjess]

"What are we, neighbors?" Fred and George Weasley's response when their mother says that all the boys have been prefects. I love their one liners and really hope that they stay involved in the next two books.

[Padfoot70]

all those fave quotes of yours are great! :D :D :D here's one i thought was hilarious:

"You're Harry Potter" - Luna Lovegood

"I know I am" - Harry Potter

its not that funny just reading it like that, but i imagined Luna telling it to harry as though informing him, and Harry responded with a big grin on his face and thats how i found it hilarious. LOL. :D :rotfl:

[Aurora]

"But you get these massive pus-filled boils, too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public."
"But they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the- "

That was hilarious! And this too:

"I think a few of mine have ruptured," said Fred in a hollow voice.
"Mine haven't," said George, through clenched teeth, "they're throbbing like mad... feel bigger if anything."

Oh the humanity!!!

[DWeasley]

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." - Hermione

[harry-james-potter]

Here:


"It unscrews the other way."*My Favorite!

"Well, it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...."

"S'up Figgy?"*Classic!

"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something....Of course he might have crawled into the airing cupboard and died....But I mustn't get my hopes up...."

"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?'

"You're Harry Potter!" "I know I am."

[Inkwolf]

"I'd have gotten rid of the sparklers myself, but I wasn't sure I had the authority"--Flitwick

[Yasif]

"I haven't got the heart to take the mickey out of him, even," said Fred, looking over at Ron's crumpled figure. "Mind you . . . when he missed the fourteenth . . ."
He made wild motions with his arms as though doing an upright doggy-paddle.
"Well, I'll save it for parties, eh?"

[George Rules]

definatly

" 'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's
everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?' said George indignantly
, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son. "

[Aprilsbunch]

Alot of my favorite lines are mentioned here already. My favorites were

'I should have made my meaning plainer,' said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. 'He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.'

'What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?'

Both buttocks still on?

[fuzzymunchie321]

"Are you quite sure you don't need a cough drop?"
and all of Fred and George's stuff

[harry-james-potter]

I have some more:

"Your dead, Potter" "Funny, you'd think I'd have stopped walking around"

"Ah. I see there are no longer any points left in the gryffindor hour-glass to take away. In that case, Potter, we will simply have to -" "Add some more?"(McGonnagol)

[harry-james-potter]

Here's another!

Ron: Who are you writing that novel to anyways?
Hermione: Viktor
Ron: KRUM?
Hermione: How many other Viktors do we know?

[nicoley13]

Anything McGonagall said dripping with sarcasm to Umbridge, really. Also "It unscrews the other way". Is it just me, or was McGonagall the best in this book?

[Kenshin]

I don't have the book with me right now so the quote may not be exact, but it was the first thing Hagrid said to Umbridge:

"I don't mean to be rude, but who the ruddy hell are you?"

That was one of the funniest things I've read from Hagrid. Another one was when Sirius was in the middle of a duel and Harry helped him out and Sirius said:

"Good one, Harry!"

Or something along those lines. Wasn't that the last thing he said to Harry?

[heirofslytherin_dm]

My favorite quote had to have come from the scene with Draco confronting Harry at the end. When Snape enters the picture.

"What are you doing Potter?"--Snape
"I'm trying to decide what curse to use on Malfoy, sir."--Harry

And of course when McGonagall said to Peeves.

"It unscrews the other way."

McGonagall has to be at the top of my favorite character list.

[phoenixtears]

Originally posted by nicoley13 (original post (http://www.cosforums.com/a/showthread.php?postid=400390#post400390))
Anything McGonagall said dripping with sarcasm to Umbridge, really. Also "It unscrews the other way". Is it just me, or was McGonagall the best in this book?


Yeah, McGonagall was definitely the best in this book! Like I mentioned before... I totally admire her, the staff, and Fred and George! I love how Hogwarts works together to give Umbridge hell.

Umbridge... that effing little :censored: !

[Tsar]

My mother had no Heart she kept herself alive out of pure spite. Sirius Black

[Raistlin_Majere]

Phineas-
I might disagree with Dumbledore on some points, but you gotta admit, he's got style.

[fiorenza]

Hahahaha...Umbridge was definitely an outlet for a lot of the humor in OOtP, and for that I thank her :-P

Other quotes:

"Look, I didn't learn joined-up writing for nothing, you know!" (Lockhart)

"By all means continue destroying my possessions," said Dumbledore serenely. "I daresay I have too many."

[HPviolinist85]

"Hey Harry there are brains in here, hahaha, isn't that weird Harry?
"Ron get out of the way, get down-"
"Honest, Harry, they're brains-look- Accio Brain!"
"Hahaha, Harry, look at it-" "Harry, come and touch it, bet it's weird-"
Harry and Ron

"Harry, you know who this girl is, Harry? She's Loony...Loony Lovegood... hahaha..."
-Ron


"Harry, we saw Uranus up close!" "Get it Harry? We saw Uranus-hahaha-"
-Ron

"One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
-Ron reacting to Hermione's explanation of Cho's feelings

[Bella Clava]

"Hermione, no one can feel all of those emotions at once, they'd explode." Ron

"You know minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many accounts...but you cannot deny he's got style." Phineas Nigellus

[Kneazle]

". . . it was your heart that saved you." :(

"It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom." (I agree with jebus that this line was quite profound. I admire DDore much more for his having said this)

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts. . . but you cannot deny he's got style. . . ." lol.

[sone]

The quote where Ginny is telling Harry that one of the gryffindor beaters knocked himself out with his own bat.

[Lestrange]

"Kreacher lives to serve the noble House of Black- "

"- and it's getting blacker everyday, it's filthy."

...And I dunno why, but I love how the prophecy sounds: ...And either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives...

...It sounds so final. And of course: "Women!"

[adrliu]

Two of my favourite quotes that I think haven't been mentioned yet:

McGonagall: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no'. So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"

Bill: "But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards".

[iigreenteaii]

it went somethign like this.. can't remember exactly.

"Potter doesn't have the grades and skill to become an auror."
and then mcgonagall and umbrigde argue a little and then heres my fav line
"I"LL HELP YOU BECOME AN AUROR NO MATTER WHAT POTTER!!!" i dunno why, but that was so funny to me.

[Mystic Fairy]

Rons Uranus joke made me laugh so hard I cried {literally}. I was very hyper at that time. He seems to like to joke around about Uranus {no pun intended}. Like in book three when he siad that about Lavender.

[deathwish]

Mrs. Figg-"And you off buying stolen cauldrons! Didn't I tell you not to go? Didn't I" Mundungus replies- "I---well---I--It was a very good business opurtunity,see---"?

Mundungus- "Some'n say my name? I 'gree with Sirius"
" the meetings over dung" said Sirius.

Mundungus is now my favorite character he reminds me of me

[Dazed&Confused]

'...and Fred, George and Ginny were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went "He got off, he got off, he got off-"' - Keke i was giggling hysterically imagining that, plus the ending - " 'HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF-' 'SHUTUP!"roared Mrs. Weasley." - bwahaha, I just love the weasley's family interactions its so natural and yet so funnyat the same time.
plus
" 'It sounds as though you've been trying to sew your skin back together,'said Mrs. Weasley with a snort of mirthless laughter 'but even you, Arthur, wouldn't be that stupid_'........'WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS THE GENERAL IDEA?"

plus the scene where Ron was beign chased by the medieval healer hehe very funny.

I can't forget this one either...
"'Well Flitwick's got rid of Fred and George's swamp,' said ginny.' He did it in three seconds. But he left a tiny patch under the window and he's roped it off-"
'Why?' said Hermione, looking startled.
'Oh, he just says it was a really good bit of magic,' said Ginny, shrugging.
'I think he left it as a monument to Fred and George.' "

[*_nymphie_*]

i like this one!

"yeah, quirrell was a great teacher," said Harry loudly, "there was just that minor drawback of him having lord voldemort sticking out of the back of his head." -harry-

hehehehe

[pottersgirl89]

Professor Lockhart in the Hospital ward, talking to Harry, Ron and Hermione:
Teach? repeated Lockhart, looking faintly unsettled."Me? Did I"
"Taught you everything you know, I expect, did I?
"Well, how about those autographs, then? Shall we say a round dozen, you can give them to all your little friends then and nobody will be left out!"
I just love Professor Lockhart.;)

[Errol]

This is a thread where you can post your favorite book 5 quotes!

[JenJen]

hmmm...the first one that comes to mind is "S'up Figgy?" :)

[SiouxsiesCure]

Lol I have a lot, most of them are just funny ones. I can't really think of all them now but some of the most funny ones are when they first arrive at number 12 Grimmauld place and they meet Kreacher, he's a riot! Also many of the Weasly twins's quotes, they're also very funny.

[Errol]

Some of my favorites are "yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher there was only that minor drawback of having Lord Voldemort on the back of his head"
"Yeah, did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true. . ."
"You know Minister, i disagree with Dumbledore on many counts, but. . . you cannot deny he's got style.. . ."
and who could forget "Give her hell from us Peeves."

[jimmifer]

I like it when Harry starts cheeking the Dursleys more.
Vernon: "Watching the news again?"
Harry: "Yeah it changes you see"

Vernon: "We're not stupid you know!"
Harry: "Well thats news to me"

And also when Angelinas talkin about Crabbe and Goyle to Harry and Ron but i dont have the book with me right now :)

[Cheetah]

"Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry--"
"They won't,"
"That you're safe--"
"that'll just depress them."
"--And you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"

[Llopin]

Most of Mundungus quotes were fun, because he talks in a so bizarre way...

[SiouxsiesCure]

Oh and how could anyone forget Dobby and the clothes? In the American version of the book when I first saw the picture at the beginning of the chapter with Dobby and the towering hats that threw me into a slight fit of giggles...lol.

[Mandella Moonbeam]

I thought Sirius's version of the old carol was somewhat amusing...
"God rest ye, merry Hippogriffs..."
Just hearing Sirius singing Christmas carols, ahhh....

[heirofslytherin_dm]

McGonagall to Peeves--- "It unscrews the other way."

Hagrid to Umbridge--- "I don't mean to be rude, but who the ruddy hell are you?"

McGonnagol to Harry-----
"Is it true you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes."
"You called her a liar?"
"Yes."
"You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?"
"Yes."
"Have a biscuit, Potter."

I have tons more but I'll leave it at that.

[tyro]

ah, far too many to name. The humour was on fire in this book, but most of it was wit, hang on, isn't it usually? I remember 1 bit that gave me giggles was when: -
"After Ron picked himslef up from the floor for a sixth time he muttered 'I'm never going on this thing again'" or something like it. I've lent me book to me mate, but theres far too many to mention. Oh, i've just remembered one: -
Umbridge: "And you've applied for DADA position before?"
Snape:"Yes"
Umbridge"But you failed?"
Snape:"Obviously". And when Harry is teasing Dudley before they get attacked, in fact, the whole Dursley bits funny, in fact it's just a funny book, in fact, its an excellent book.

[Earendil]

So many good quotes, all being discussed right here (http://www.cosforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11874). (I love the biscuit one, BTW)

[Quasi_EviL]

A lot of my favourites are from the chapter 'A Peck of Owls'. It's so funny...

'Oho! They were coming to arrest you!' said Uncle Vernon, with the triumphant air of a man reaching an unassailable conclusion. 'That's it, isn't it boy? You're on the run from the law!'

Also:

'Insubordination, sir!' roared a corpulent, red-nosed wizard, brandishing his fists. 'Dereliction of duty!'

[Celestine_Adams]

Page 573: "You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them."

Page 851: Well, I'm terrified now," said Harry sarcastically. "I s'pose Lord Voldemort's just a warm-up act compared to you three -- what's the matter?" he said, for Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle had all looked stricken at the sound of the name. "He's your Dad's mate, isn't he? Not scared of him, are you?"

Page 853: "So that's fifty each for Potter, the Weasleys, Longbottom and Miss Granger," said Professor McGonagall, and a shower of rubies fell down into the bottom of Gryffindor's hourglass as she spoke. "Oh -- and fifty for Miss Lovegood, I suppose," she added, and a number of sapphires fell into Ravenclaw's glass. "Now, you wanted to take ten from Mr. Potter, I think, Professor Snape -- so there we are..." A few rubies retreated into the upper bulb, leaving a respectable amoutn below nevertheless.

[VyoletVega]

"And from now on, I don't care if my tea-leaves spell die, Ron, die - I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."

I dont' know why this one stuck in my mind so much. I've been saying it since I first read it... completely out of context since I don't seem to ever find an occasion where it would actually fit into regular conversation.

I think my friends are starting to believe I've gone quite mad.

[seerius]

What about that bit with trelawney?

"Professor Trelawney broke into hysterical sobs during Divination and announced to the startled class, and a very disapproving Umbridge, that Harry was not going to suffer an early death after all, but would live to a ripe old age, become Minister for Magic and have twelve children. " :lol:

[makkuwata]

You will now be sent back to the Ministry, where you will be formally charged, then sent to Azkaban to await trial
Ah, yes. Yes i thought we might hit that little snag
Snag? i see no snag Dumbledore!
Well, i'm afraid i do
Oh, really?
Well - it's just that you seem to be labouring under the delusion that i am going to - what is the phrase? - come quietly . i am afraid that i am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, of course - but what a waste of time, and frankly, i can think of a whole host of things i would rather be doing

[Mander]

Originally posted by Amy Lee (original post (http://www.cosforums.com/a/showthread.php?postid=399748#post399748))
"S'up Figgy?"



Mundugnus was funny, despite the fact that he screwed stuff up. I liked him. Just added fun to it all.

'I also think we ought to have a name,' she said brightly, her hand still in the
air. 'It would promote a feeling of team spirit and unity, don't you think?'
'Can we be the Anti-Umbridge League?' said Angelina hopefully.
'Or the Ministry of Magic are Morons Group?' suggested Fred.
'I was thinking,' said Hermione, frowning at Fred, 'more of a name that didn't
tell everyone what we were up to, so we can refer to it safely outside meetings.'
The Defence Association?' said Cho. The DA for short, so nobody knows
what we're talking about?'
'Yeah, the DA's good,' said Ginny. 'Only let's make it stand for Dumbledores
Army, because that's the Ministry's worst fear, isn't it?'
There was a good deal of appreciative murmuring and laughter at this.
'All in favour of the DA?' said Hermione bossily, kneeling up on her cushion
to count. That's a majority - motion passed!'


I love this one...it rawks my sawks!:clappy: And..

"Til give you undercover!' cried Mrs Figg. 'Dementors, you useless, skiving sneak thief!'

'Dementors?' repeated Mundungus, aghast. 'Dementors, 'ere?'

'Yes, here, you worthless pile of bat droppings, here!' shrieked Mrs Figg.

[Amadeus]

"It unscrews the other way." -Professor McGonagall

"Well, it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean...." -Prongs

"Shut your mouth! You dare speak his name with your unworthy lips, you dare besmirch it with your half-blood's tongue, you dare---" "Did you know he's a half-blood too? Voldemort? Yeah, his mother was a witch but his dad was a Muggle--- or has he been telling you lot he's pureblood?" -Bellatrix Lestrange and the Boy Who Lived


"Who are you writing that novel to anyways?" - ROn

'What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?' - George




and lots more that I don't have memorized in my brain...

[Kwikspell]

"We're not stupid, you know," said Uncle Vernon.
"We'll, that's news to me," said Harry...

and

"This is night Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."

and

"Harry, you're worse than Ron...Well, no you're not,"

[Raven]

"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
"Yes," said Harry.
"You called her a liar,"
"Yes.""You told her He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back?"
Yes."
"Have a biscuit, Potter."
-----
I also liked,
EITHER MUST DIE AT THE HAND OF THE OTHER FOR NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES.

(talk about job security...as long as S.P.T. can turn these beauties out once every twelve years, she is set for life!)

"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they are going to use our products to get rid of this old bat!"

[crazychick0762]

Oh man I absolutely loved Kreacher...I seriously thought he was the funniest thing in the world.

"Kreacher did not see Young Master," he said, turning around and bowing to Fred. Still facing the carpet he added perfectly audibly, "Nasty little brat of a blood traitor he is."
"Sorry?" Said George. "Didn't catch that last bit."
"Kreacher said nothing." said the elf, with a second bow to George, adding in a clear undertone, "and there's its twin, unnatural little beasts they are."

"Master always liked his little joke," said Kreacher, bowing again, and continuing in an undertone, "Master was a nasty ungrateful swine who broke his mothers heart--"

"--come back from Azkaban ordering Kreacher around, oh my poor Mistress, what would she say if she saw the house now, scum living in it, her treasures thrown out, she swore he was no son of hers and he's back, they say he's a murderer too--"
"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer!"

Oh that funny little elf...yeah I think he should make some appearances in the next two books...

[jordmundt6]

Basically the entire hearing from the point that Dumbledore intervenes. He's agreeing with Fudge and making him look like an imbecile. Though, "Have a biscuit Potter is way up there." I did a huge double-take when I heard that.

"I should have made my meaning plainer. He has excelled at all Defense Against the Dark Arts Exams set by a competent instructor."

Sorry for the errors but still, WOW. Minerva really got her claws out in this one.

And of course

"I'M GOING TO KILL MUNDUNGUS FLETCHER!" Go Figgy go! What a way to end the first chapter.

"REMEMBER MY LAST, PETUNIA!"

And "They guard the wizard prison Azkaban."

All solid.

[auramage]

Originally posted by crazychick0762 (original post (http://www.cosforums.com/a/showthread.php?postid=408419#post408419))Oh that funny little elf...yeah I think he should make some appearances in the next two books...
A bit OT but ... I'd like to see him make appearances too -- but on a plaque, same as his ancestors. :-P

[Mrs.SiriusLeeBlack]

I loved it when Umbridge banned the article, and although none of the teachers could really say how they appreciated it, they found their own ways. My two faves:

'Professor Sprout gave Griffindor 20 points when Harry passed her the Water Can.'

And Trelawny

"Professor Trelawney broke into hysterical sobs during Divination and announced to the startled class, and a very disapproving Umbridge, that Harry was not going to suffer an early death after all, but would live to a ripe old age, become Minister for Magic and have twelve children. "

Also, when Harry was up in the main hall in the Ministry, chasing the woman who killed Sirius *sobs*, and she started crying to the Dark Lord to save her.

"Oh, stop it," Harry said, "He can't hear you from here."
"Can't I potter?"

In the words of Commander Taggart (Galaxy Quest)...Oooh Darn.

[advil]

DID YOU 'LOVE' HIM BABY POTTER? - BELLATRIX <my love

[Arissya_00]

"Time is galleons, little brother" - Fred? Weasley

[advil]

why is the word bellatrix always in blue?

[DogStar87]

"Keep muttering and I will be a murderer" -Sirius

"Funny, you think I would've stopped walking around..." -Harry

"In the end, it was your heart that saved you" -Dumbledore

"There are things worth dying for" -Sirius

[jordmundt6]

"I expect what you're not aware of could fill several books." Moody to Vernon.

JK was right this cat is cooler than Barty Jr.

[Snitch8130]

"The first sign of going mad, talking to your head."

I forget his name but it was right after harry saw mrs. weasly boggart

[jordmundt6]

"Minister I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts, but you have to admit...he's got style." HA.

[laywho]

"Don't be silly Dawlish, I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember that you acheived "Outstanding" in all your NEWTS, but if you attempt to--er--'bring me in' by force, I will have to hurt you."

Dumbledore

[McKinnon02]

Hermione to Ron: "Just because you have the emotional bandwidth of a teaspoon doesn't mean the rest of us do."

[GryffindorSeeker]

" What am I supposed to be afraid of my pillows or something?"

"You're dead Potter"
"Funny, you would have thought I'd stopped walking around"

" S'up Figgy?"

" I'M GOING TO KILL MUNDUNGUS FLETCHER!"

"HE GOT OFF ,HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF"
"SHUT UP!"

"Lord- Thingy"

"Cool name, Dud, but you'll always be ickle Duddykins to me."

"It unscrews the other way"

and of course.... "Oh Ron! A Prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"And what are Fred and I, next door neighbors?"

[S'up Figgy?]

S'up Figgy?... but that should be obvious! :D

[Azzata]

"The idiots are letting her get into her stride" said George shaking his head. "You've got to head her off early.."

Fred and George crack me up...that and the Teachers after Dumbledore left...Flitwick and the " I didn't know if I had the authority" lmao.

[Slewgal]

Can't remember it exactly but when Moody says to Harry something along the lines of:

"don't stick you wand in you back pocket, there's more than one wizard walking around with a missing buttock."

[Deep Desires]

Best moment was when the Weasleys sing 'He Got Off!' lol

A classic!

Also

Professor Trelawney broke into hysterical sobs during Divination and announced to the startled class, and a very disapproving Umbridge, that Harry was not going to suffer an early death after all, but would live to a ripe old age, become Minister for Magic and have twelve children. "

[wolverine]

My favourites are:

- One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley!

- Who the ruddy hell are you? (Hagrid)

- It is with great regret that I must confirmthat the wizard styling himself "well, you know who I mean- ..... (from the Daily Phrophet)

- Now, how many autographs do you like? I can do joined-üp ones now! (Lockhart)

-there was this part, can anyone help me, i suppose in the Daily Phrophet ot the Qubbler, where they talked about Voldemort as Lord Voldiddy, and stuff like that, I laughed so much at that part, but where ist it?

[Imperio! (Crucio!)]

I loved it when ron said something like "oh well at least we can drop divination now and i wont have to worry if i find [i]Die Ron, Die![/] in my tea leaves i can just throw them in the trash where they belong!" :rotfl:

and i liked it when snape told harry that he had to tell the rest he was haveing remedial potions as an excuse for occlumency

[Eva]

"Wet."
When Harry is describing his and Cho's kiss--hilarious! Of course, there are a few better ones, but most of them have been mentioned.

[Yavanna]

I like Hagrid's "Don't mean to be rude, but who in the ruddy hell are you?" That was great. And everything that the Twins say, pretty much!

[Celestine_Adams]

Here are a few more:

Page 78: Yyyooouuu!" she howled, her eyes popping at the sight of the man. "Blood traitor, abomination, shame of my flesh!"
"I said -- shut -- UP!" roared the man, and with a stupendous effort he and Lupin managed to force the curtains closed again.
The old woman's screeches died and an echoing silence fell.
Panting slightly and sweeping his long dark hair out of his eyes, Harry's godfather, Sirius, turned to face him.
"Hello, Harry," he said grimly, "I see you've met my mother."

Page 94: "Well, as everyone thinks I'm a mad mass murderer and the Ministry's put a ten-thousand-Galleon price on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start handing out leaflets, can I?"



:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Maydeleat Greenly]

I don't know the quote exactly... but I love it because it makes me hate Percy a lot:
"Oh, good one, Mr.Fudge." I just picture him saying it with a dorky little sniveling traitor voice lol.... I don't like him for that :S

[SiriusBlack13]

I think my favorite quote from OotP is

"S'up Figgy?" - Mundungus Fletcher:)

[jordmundt6]

I see others have mentioned "It unscrews the other way." But what about McGonagall regretting she couldn't help see Umbridge off because "Peeves borrowed her walking stick." Man talk about hilarious!

"This IS night Diddykins. That's what we call it when it gets all dark like this."

"Uncle Vernon looked from one to the other as if expecting someone to shout 'April Fool!' When no one did...."

His reactions are just side-splittingly funny.

"Enough effing owls!!"

[Lauren Strohfeldt]

there r soo many good quotes!
mrs weasley:i dont believe it! oh ron how wonderful! a prefect! thats every1 in the family!
george:what are fred and i next door neibours?

hermione: harry you nearly as bad as ron.. no rons worse

"harry could still hear the distant bangs of escaped firecrackers when he and ron went up to bed an hour later; and as he got undressed a sparkler floated past the tower, still resolutley spelling out the word 'POO'"

ron: i... must... not...look... like... a... baboons... backside

malfoy: your dead potter
harry: funny, you'd think id stop walking around...

and theres heaps more....

[Lauren Strohfeldt]

i 4got 1!

"one more lesson like that and ill do a weasley"

[Master Dragonfly]

OK, here are some of my favorites (and not all of them are funny):

"S'up, Figgy?" -Mundungus Fletcher

"Hem, Hem." -Professor Umbridge

"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." -Luna Lovegood

"BUT DOES HE?" -The Quibbler

"Give her **** from us, Peeves." -Gred and Forge

"Harry, we saw Uranus up close! Get it? Uranus! Ha ha!" -Ron

"Ha ha, look what it's doing...no, I don't like that...STOP!" -Ron

"Dubbledore!" -Neville

"Imagine wasting your time rounding up merpeople when there are little toerags like Kreacher on the loose." -Sirius

"Wet." -Harry

"Good idea. It's probably infested with nargles." -Luna Lovegood

"RON? GINNY? LUNA?" -Harry

"You can't hurt a baby!" -Hermione

"Wotcher, Harry!" -Nymphadora

"Don't mean to be rude, but who the ruddy **** are you?" -Hagrid

"What is Padfoot?" -Umbridge

[jordmundt6]

Where's this Hagrid quote, is this from when he meets Umbridge for the first time?

And for quotes

"HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF"

SHUT UP!

[HPGramp]

"Oh no," said Luna. "No, I think I will just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up...It always does in the end."

Sticks with me despite being completely contradictory to my nature.

[Lauren Strohfeldt]

ron asking about the kiss: how was it
"wet" said harry truthfully

[Blondie]

I liked the Fred/ george one 'give her heaps from us Peeves'

and i also liked the harry- umbrige one "yeah Quirrel was a great teacher, Said Harry loudly,'there was just that minor drawback of having lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head'

Oh yeah and Umbridges "hem Hem'

oh and the one about Prof Mcgonagill (bad spelling sorri)

And basicall all those other ones the rest of u said :D

[Wakkachuta]

"S'up, Figgy?"

Uncle Vernon's moustache seemed to bristle with indignation. Possibly because the bowler hat gave him the entirely mistaken impression that he was dealing with a kindred spirit, he addressed himself to Moody.
"I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my house -"
"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley," growled Moody.

"Are you threatening me, sir?" he said, so loudly that passers-by actually turned to stare.
"Yes, I am," said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly.
"And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well... " said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt backwards in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley."

hehe

[Hitthelights]

The funny ones are almost posted here , ill add a few more which i liked
Everyone laughed, but nobody laughed harder than Luna Lovegood. She let out a scream of mirth that caused Hedwig to wake up and flap her wings indignantly and Crookshanks to leap up into the luggage rack, hissing. Luna laughed so hard her magazine slipped out of her grasp, slid down her legs and on to the floor
'Are you taking the mickey?' said Ron, frowning at her.

'You know what.?' Harry said to Ron and Hermione as they entered the Great Hall. 'I think we'd better check with Puddlemere United whether Oliver Wood's been killed during a training session, because Angelina seems to be channelling his spirit.'

cheers

[tree guardian]

First my absoulte Top three faves and then the rest.

#1 "Yeah? Did he say you looked like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true...
Chpter 1 --Harry

#2 "Well--it's just that you seem to be laboring under the delusion that I am going to --what is the phrase? 'Come quietly."
pg 620 --Dumbledore

#3 "...some son of a Bludger..." --pg 86--Mundungus Fletcher

Some others:

"There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." pg. 68 --Fred on Harry and his shouting

"Time is galleons.." pg. 68

"Personally, I'd have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the montony nicely." pg. 82 --Sirius

There are more but will have to come later....
;D

[Delirious Lab]

"I've never so much as Transfigured a teabag." - Ms. Figg

"They guard the wizard prison, Azkaban." - Aunt Petunia

"Enough - effing - owls!" - Uncle Vernon

"V-Voldemort." - Hermione

"Having fun?" - Snape (taking Harry out of the Pensieve)

"It keeps getting stuck ever since that scum wore it." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Well well, Patronus Potter." - Lucius Malfoy

"Oops." - Snape (after dropping the first decent potion sample that Harry had produced all year)

[GryffindorSeeker]

"Have a bisuit, Potter."
"Excuse me?"
"Have a biscuit, Potter"
"No, thank you"
"Don't be silly! have a biscuit" (McGonagal was the best this year, wasn't she? he he)
"Are you sure you don't want a cough drop?"
"Never used an Unforgivable Curse Have you boy?" (hmm.. that's a change from 'baby Potter')

[jordmundt6]

Yes it is. She suddenly realized she was facing an inexperienced opponent but one who was at least as dangerous as the one she'd just killed. Oops. Y'know Bella you really shouldn't make life so hard on yourself.

[Gryphon]

i liked this one alot:

"Fought 'em off, did you, son?" said Uncle Vernon. "Gave 'em the old one-two, did you?
"You can't give a dementor 'the old one-two'," said Harry thru clenched teeth

[jordmundt6]

I liked the "April Fool" part of that exchange myself. And the entiere hearing after Dumbledore took over was top-to-bottom hilarious.

[I <3 Ron]

I think the best quote in the book is when Bella L. says to Harry after she kills Sirius, "Aaaaaah... did you love him, little baby Potter?". Not because I wanted Sirius to die or anything (of course not!) I just thought it was incredible the amount of anger I could feel through Harry after this. Coming from someone who doesn't understand love, this can be very painful.

[jordmundt6]

And then she changed her tune in about three seconds. HA.

[heirofslytherin_dm]

Well actually she had her tune changed for her.....lol

[jordmundt6]

Too true.:D It may not have been as long-lived as he wanted but she definitely got the message.:D

[heirofslytherin_dm]

I would hope so. I definately would have gotten the message. (Not that I would have been that cruel lol).

[Mander]

I've got some more...

'Everyone seems quite relieved, though, considering you all knew I'd get off,'
said Harry, smiling.
Mrs Weasley was wiping her face on her apron, and Fred, George and Ginny
were doing a kind of war dance to a chant that went: 'He got off, he got off, he
got off ..."

'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's
everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?' said George indignantly.


'What's going on?'
Ron had appeared in the doorway. His wide eyes travelled from Harry, who
was kneeling on his bed with his wand pointing at Seamus, to Seamus, who was
standing there with his fists raised.
'He's having a go at my mother!' Seamus yelled.


'What in the name of Merlin are you doing?' said Ron, watching her as though
fearful for her sanity.


And I luv the sorting hats song....lol

Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
The warning history shows,
For our Hogwarts is in danger
From external, deadly foes
And we must unite inside her
Or we'll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you ...
Let the Sorting now begin.

[tree guardian]

This is really cute...and is a narrative

"He felt very conscioius of the fact that he had not combed his hair for four days." pg. 48

--Reguarding Harry and his introduction to his 'advance guard'.

[Quasi_EviL]

'Branched out a bit this year, hasn't it?' said Ron, his eyebrows raised.

'Too right it has,' said Harry.

[too_wicked]

"Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true..."-Harry to Dudley in chapter 1.

"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?"-George

"They didn't look like hats to me, more like wooly bladders."-Ron to Hermione about knitted hats.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have,"-Hermione to Ron about Cho and Harry.

"The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve"-Ginny to Harry in the library.

"THEN--I--DON'T--WANT--TO--BE--HUMAN!"-Harry (nominated for best dramatic dialogue in a novel)

[Jackie Malfoy]

:clappy: "Do you need a cough drop Dorles?"

hum hum!

"I really think you need a cough drop!"MCGonnal to Umbridge!

See yu around! J.M :clappy:

[milkywayx]

When Fred and George tell Peeves, "Give her hell!" (to umbridge) And when Mrs. Weasly says that everyone in the family got prefect badges and fred an george say "what are we? next-door neighbors?"

[karisha]

Here one of my favorite part and quote:
The attack might have succeeded had it not been for the fact that they unwittingly chose to stage the attack right outside a compartment full of DA members, .....(S.761)

"I must say, I`m looking forward to seeing Malfoy`s mother`s face when he gets of the train," said Ernie, with some satisfaction, as he watched Malfoy squirm above him.

[Lauren Strohfeldt]

ok im reading the book again so ican get sum more quotes and hear r the 1s iv gotten

"harry opened his eyes, if they had reached water sikiing bugerigas there was nothing else worth hearing" i cant believe no1s got that yet

lockhart: "we're doing autographs; they want loads of them, wont take no for an answer! i just hope we have enough photographs"
i just find that relli funny, giving the fact they didnt even ask for autographs!

mrs figg: i'll be no helpif they come back , ive never so much as transfigured a teabag"

mrs figg: "well theres no point crying over spilt potion, i suppose... but the cats among the pixies now

"harrys uncle came galumphing out of the living room, walrus moustache blowing hither and thither as it always did when he was agitated"
i dont no why but i find this quote hilarious!! lol "galumphing" i dont even no wat it means.. but anyway.... ehehehe

harry: "the madhouse has chucked me out"

uncle vernon: "so-so-they-er-they-er-they actually exist, do they-er- dementy-whatsits"
heheehehe

uncle vernon: "enough effing owls"
ohh j k sooo wanted to swear in that bit, but she just couldnt bring herself to

uncle vernon: "but what are dementoids"
i love it how it gets the word wrong all the time!!!!

harry: " you cant give a dementor the old one-two"

uncle vernon:"and now hes sending dismembers after you"

moody: "dont put your wand there boy! what if it ignited? better wizards than you have lost bottocks you know"
HAHAHA

tonks: "...wand still in your jeans? both buttocks still on?"

"...hestia jones was laughing at a potato peeler she had come across while rummaging in the draws"
i just find that relllllly funny, fancy sum1 laughing at a potato peeler!!!!!

lupin:"harry ive left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
harry:"they wont"
lupin:"-that your safe-"
harry:"thatll just depress them"
lupin:"-and youll see them next summer"
harry:"do i have to?"

mrs black: "filth! scum! by the products of dirt and vileness! half breeds, mutants freaks, begone from this place! how dare you befoul the place of my fathers-"

sirius: hello harry, i see youve met my mother"

and theres heaps more but i cant be bothered to type

[Raven]

I just remembered another one:
"No, but I will write your mother"

Hermione to Fred and George after she sees them testing their snack boxes on first years.

[Mr Ollivander 382]

(( what do you mean, I'm not brave when I'm in bed )) .......... ;D

Harry.


(( '' The thing about growing up with Fred and George '' said Ginny thoughtfully '' is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve'' )) .......... :)

Ginny .



.

[Robin]

'You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts... but you cannot deny he's got style...' - Phineas Nigellus

[siriusblack84]

1."it unscrews the other way"
2. that thing with the biscuit
3."i see that you've met my mother"
4."it was foolish of you to come here tonight tom"(just calling him tom made me scream)
5."we have a new defence against the dark arts teacher,professor Umbridge.She is nearly as nice as your mum"
6.everything that sirius said just because it was sirius talking...
7."potter i will assist you to become an Auror if it's the last thing i do"
8.most of fred's and george's quotes
9.definetely the profecy
10.everything that dumbledore said from defending Harry to explaining to Harry and definetely the stuff he said in his getaway from his office
11. the portrait of sirius's mum screaming to everyone....
and many more i can't remember...

SIRIUS BLACK ROCKS MY WORLD

[mercury1122]

"I was thinking the first thing we should do is expelliarmus, you know, the disarming charm. I know it's pretty basic but I've found it really useful. "Oh please," said Zacharias Smith, rolling his eyes and folding his arms. I don't think expelliarmus is exactly going to help us aginst You Know Who, do you?" "I've used it against him," said Harry quietly. "It saved my life last June." Smith opened his mouth stupidly. The rest of the room was very quiet. "But if you think it's beneath you, you can leave."

[Catwalkk]

"Hem, hem."
"I wonder," said Professor Mcgonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me?" p. 320, US version.

Dear Ron... I urge you to speak to Dolores Umbridge, a really delightful woman... Your brother, Percy p. 296

"A CLEAN CAULDRON KEEPS POTIONS FROM BECOMING POISONS" p. 484

"If you are unsure where to go, incapable of normal speech, or unable to remember why you are here, our Welcome Witch will be pleased to help." p. 486

"Exploding Snap's got nothing to do with Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That's not information relating to your subject!"
When Harry next saw Lee, the back of his hand was bleeding rather badly. Harry recommended essence of murtlap. p. 551

[i]"Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn't let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King!" p. 702

"Good afternoon," said Mr. Weasley pleasantly to Uncle Vernon, coming to a halt right in front of him. "You might remember me, my name's Arthur Weasley."
As Mr. Weasley had singlehandedly demolished most of the Dursleys' living room two years previously, Harry would have been very surprised if Uncle Vernon had forgotten him. p. 868

[DarkRa]

"By all means continue destroying my possessions," said Dumbledore serenely. "I daresay I have too many."

And, sorry for asking, but what the hell "we've seen the Uranus" means as an expression? That must sound silly, but I'm Greek and I haven't seen that expression before...

[sscourtney]

"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves,who cannot control their emotions,who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked so easily-weak people,in other words-they stand no chance against his powers!"-S.Snape

[go_anna40]

Here are a few of my favourite quotes:

"S'up Figgy?"

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."

"Yes, the youth always prefers being tragically misunderstood..."

"'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?' said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son."

"But you get these massive pus-filled boils, too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public."
"But they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the- "

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."


Hehe...they're funny.

[ilovedan112389]

' There's nothing you can do, harry...nothing....he's gone' :'(

' SHE KILL HIM, I'LL KILL HER'(impressed by Harry's love to Sirius..:'()

[invisablethestral]

The book is littered with funny bits, most of which have been done already. A couple at least that made me laugh:


"But I'm not talking about the test results, Harry. Think what you've done!"
"How'd you mean?"
"You know what, I'm not sure I want someone this stupid teaching me," Ron said to Hermione, smirking slightly.

---

But just then a head poked out of a door at the far end of the corridor and a voice called, "Gilderoy, you naughty boy, where have you wandered off to?"

[symplet]

I can't find it right now, but the one when there's a lezard (or something like that) loose in McGonagall'S classroom and she sends a student to get Umbridge to get rif od it.

Originally posted by DarkRa (original post (http://www.cosforums.com/showthread.php?postid=430481#post430481))
And, sorry for asking, but what the hell "we've seen the Uranus" means as an expression? That must sound silly, but I'm Greek and I haven't seen that expression before...

It's play on word. "Your anus"

[DarkRa]

my god... never thought of it! You dirty-mind Ron!

[Sirius Padfoot]

My favorite quote is from the pensive:

"Did you like questin ten, Mooney?" asked Sirius
"loved it" said lupin "give five signs that identify the werewolf, Excellent question"
"do you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"think I did," said Lupin "one:he's sitting on my chair. Two: he's wearing my clothes. Three: his name's Remus Lupin..."

Priceless....

[Mander]

LOL! I luv that one with Lupin and Sirius.

[Slewgal]

[
moody: "dont put your wand there boy! what if it ignited? better wizards than you have lost bottocks you know"
HAHAHA



Ah! that's my favorite quote.

[Drusilla]

The escaped firework in Flitwick and McGonagall's classrooms,and their reactions to those.And Harry slipping in to have a laugh with the twins...'I hope she tries Vanishing them next,they multiply by ten every time you try.'

[Sirius Padfoot]

"When you say Sirius Black you mean Stubby Boardman"

[Linda86]

my favorite is...

"you are not to steal food from the fridge." "okay." "i am going to lock your door." "you do that."

i just liked harry's adittude =)

[Drusilla]

I really miss Sirius,so here it is:'Kreacher lives to serve the Noble House of Black-' 'And it's getting blacker everyday,it's filthy,'

[Thomas Riddle]

"The headmistress would like to see you, Potter" he leered.
"I didn't do it!" said Harry stupidl.
"Guilty conscience, eh?" he wheezed.
- Harry and Filch

"We've got a new DADA teacher, professor Umbridge. She's nearly as nice as your mum"
-Harry writing to Sirius

"Did you like question ten, Moony" asked Sirius
"Loved it" said Lupin biskly "Give 5 signs that identify the werewolf. Excelent question".
"did you get all the signs" "think i did"
"one: he's sitting on my desk. two: he's wearing my clothes. three: His name is Remus Lupin..."
- Lupin and Sirius at the end of their test.

"YOU--DIDNT--MEAN--THAT"
"Oh... ok then, i didnt"
-Harry and Hermione

also the drawing of Umbridge at the beggining of chapter twelve, its hilarious! :elaugh:

anyways.. those arent the ones i like the best, only the ones i could recall exactly.

[Drusilla]

"I'll sponsor you to shut up about SPEW"-Ron

[Mila]

"Shut your mouth! You dare speak his name with your unworthy lips, you dare besmirch it with your half-blood's tongue, you dare---" "Did you know he's a half-blood too? Voldemort? Yeah, his mother was a witch but his dad was a Muggle--- or has he been telling you lot he's pureblood?" -Bellatrix Lestrange and the Boy Who Lived

"Give her hell from us, Peeves." :clappy:

"What are you doing Potter?"--Snape
"I'm trying to decide what curse to use on Malfoy, sir."--Harry :cool:

"We're not stupid, you know," said Uncle Vernon.
"We'll, that's news to me," said Harry...

"Wet" Harry :angel:

' SHE KILL HIM, I'LL KILL HER' Harry :angry:

"Did you like questin ten, Mooney?" asked Sirius
"loved it" said lupin "give five signs that identify the werewolf, Excellent question"
"do you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"think I did," said Lupin "one:he's sitting on my chair. Two: he's wearing my clothes. Three: his name's Remus Lupin..."

"Well well, Patronus Potter." - Lucius Malfoy

"THEN--I--DON'T--WANT--TO--BE--HUMAN!"-Harry :'(
And all Harry says in DD office


And these are only some of my favourite quotes
OoTP IS THE BEST BOOK EVER!!





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[Alison]

My favourite funny line is

'What an interesting insite into our justice system.'- MnGonagall

But my absolute favourite line in the book is,

'He's only just gone through.'-Harry

[desecre_demorte]

"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves,who cannot control their emotions,who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked so easily-weak people,in other words-they stand no chance against his powers!"

*Sniff* *Sniff* I absolutely love this quote...it is just packed with so much emotion. It almost made me cry.

Desecre Demorte

[Pucko]

Come on, you can do better than that ~Sirius' last words :'(

Well, basically every-other line of the book was funny to me...but I'll type some up anyways:

"This is night Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
and of course
HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF.....

[Mad-I Moody]

10> "I'll sponsor you to shut up about SPEW" - Ron
9> "He cheeked me"
"Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on
its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true." - Harry to
Dudley
8> "In the end, it mattered not that you could not close your mind. It was your heart that saved you." -Dumbledore (I actually love everything he says, but this quote gives me chills)
7> "We've got a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge. She's nearly as nice as your mum" -Harry writing to Sirius
6> "S'up Figgy?" - Dung
5> "Give her hell from us, Peeves." Fred or George Weasley
4> this is condensed:
"Are you threatening me, sir?" [vernon] said.
"Yes, I am," said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly.
"And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt back in horror..."Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye and Uncle Vernon
3> "Dont put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost bottocks you know" - Mad-Eye
2> "Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves,who
cannot control their emotions,who wallow in sad memories and allow
themselves to be provoked so easily-weak people,in other words-they stand no chance against his powers!" -Snape
1> "You think you're such a big man, Potter...you can't land my father in prison --"
"I thought I just had," said Harry. - Harry and Draco

and, as an addition: "Oh, come on. You heard them, just behind the veil, didn't you?"
"You mean..."
"In that room with the archway. They were just lurking out of sight, that's all. You heard them."
- Oh Luna, so wise and yet so wierd....

[FredRocksMySocks]

'Give her hell from us, Peeves'

[Merrick Mayfair]

"It unscrews the other way." -Professor McGonagall

[fleur magique]

I ahve a lot so just bear with me here.

1) the whole scene when Fred and George leave. "Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat." :lol:

2) "It unscrews the other way"

3) "Well, Flitwick's got rid of Fred and George's swamp, He did it in about three seconds. But he left a tiny patch under the window and he's roped it off."-Ginny
"Why"-Hermione
"Oh, he just says it was a really good bit of magic"-Ginny
"I think he left it as a monument to Fred and George"-Ron

4)"Hem, hem"-Ginny in the Hogs Head

5)"You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron"-Fred
"We could curtsy, if you like"-George :rotfl:

That's all I'm going to bore you with at the momnent :clap: .

[SilverStar]

"It unscrews the other way." -Professor McGonagall

"I was thinking the first thing we should do is expelliarmus, you know, the disarming charm. I know it's pretty basic but I've found it really useful. "Oh please," said Zacharias Smith, rolling his eyes and folding his arms. I don't think expelliarmus is exactly going to help us aginst You Know Who, do you?" "I've used it against him," said Harry quietly. "It saved my life last June." Smith opened his mouth stupidly. The rest of the room was very quiet. "But if you think it's beneath you, you can leave."

"Give her hell from us, Peeves."

"But you get these massive pus-filled boils, too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public."
"But they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the- "

My favorite quote is from the pensive:

"Did you like questin ten, Mooney?" asked Sirius
"loved it" said lupin "give five signs that identify the werewolf, Excellent question"
"do you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"think I did," said Lupin "one:he's sitting on my chair. Two: he's wearing my clothes. Three: his name's Remus Lupin..."

"What are you doing Potter?"--Snape
"I'm trying to decide what curse to use on Malfoy, sir."--Harry

"In the end, it mattered not that you could not close your mind. It was your heart that saved you." -Dumbledore

"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat." -Fred and George

And the ones I liked the absolute best: p. 154 U.S. version: Harry speaking to Lucius:
"I'm good at escaping...." ha on Lucius!!

and this: DD speaking to Harry, p. 844 U.S. version:
"You may, perhaps, have wondered why I never chose you as a prefect? I must confess . . . that I rather thought . . . you had enough responsibility to be getting on with."

[roma]

'I cared about you too much,' said Dumbledore simply. 'I cared more for your happiness

than your knowing the truth, more for your peace of mind than my plan, more

for your life than the lives that might be lost if the plan failed. In other words, I acted

exactly as Voldemort expects we fools who love to act.

'Is there a defense? I defy anyone who has watched you as I have — and I have

watched you more closely than you can have imagined — not to want to save you

more pain than you had already suffered. What did I care if numbers of nameless

and faceless people and creatures were slaughtered in the vague future, if in the

here and now you were alive, and well, and happy? I never dreamed that I would

have such a person on my hands.

[Witflick]

This is paraphrasing (my books are upstairs, and I'm really too lazy to get them):

"Let me clarify. You've done well in DADA with a competent teacher!"

It was McGonagall talking to Harry during the Career Discussion meeting. It was so funny!

[koli]

when ron tells harry his dream about playing quidditch and harry says he'll probably be eaten by a giant marshmallow. It struck me so funny for some reason. :p

[anny]

lee jordan commenting at a quidditch game,

'And it's Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me -'

'JORDAN!' yelled Professor McGonagall.


luna

'Mistletoe,' said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. 'Good thinking,' said Luna very seriously. 'It's often infested with Nargles.'


'we're going to go on an expedition to Sweden this summer to see if we can catch a Crumple-Horned Snorkack.'

Hagrid

'Are you aware,' Umbridge said loudly, interrupting him, 'that the Ministry of Magic has classified Thestrals as "dangerous"?'

Harry's heart sank like a stone, but Hagrid merely chuckled.

Thestrals aren' dangerous! All righ', they might take a bite outta yeh if yeh really annoy them -'

'Shows… signs… of… pleasure… at… idea… of… violence,' muttered Umbridge, scribbling on her clipboard again.



this one is hilarious, when harry and co are getting on the knight bus

'Ere - it's 'Arry -!' (Stan)

'IF YOU SHOUT HIS NAME I WILL CURSE YOU INTO OBLIVION!,' Tonks. :rotfl:

many memorable moments by ron,

'How're you feeling?' Ginny asked Ron, who was now staring into the dregs of milk at the bottom of his empty cereal bowl as though seriously considering attempting to drown himself in them.


this one is near the end with umbridge,

Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy and there were still bits of twigs and leaves in it, but otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed.

`Madam Pomfrey says she's just in shock,' whispered Hermione.
`Sulking, more like,' said Ginny

`Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this,' said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-clopping noises. Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking around wildly.

`Anything wrong, Professor?' called Madam Pomfrey, poking her head around her office door.

`No… no…' said Umbridge, sinking back into her pillows. `No, I must have been dreaming…'


ah ron! you crack me up :rotfl:

[Bee]

I could've sworn there was another thread on this, but I guess I was wrong.

Well, in any case, here are my favourites (popular choices, from what I can see!):

Prof. McGonagall:
-It unscrews the other way (to Peeves)
-Are you absolutely sure you don't want a cough drop, Dolores?! (Umbridge, of course)

Prof. Flitwick:
-Of course I could've gotten rid of them myself, but I wasn't sure I had the authority (to Umbridge)

Phinneus (I think)
-But you can't deny, he's got style! (about Dumbledore)

Weasley twins
-Give her hell from us, Peeves! (about Umbridge!)

[Pumpkin Juice]

"Don't be silly, Dawlish," said Dumbledore kindly. "I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember that you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to - er - 'bring me in' by force, I will have to hurt you." - pg. 620

***

"For heaven's sake, Potter!" said Professor McGonagall, straightening her glasses angrily (she had winced horribly when he had used Voldemort's name). "Do you really think this is about truth or lies? It's about keeping your head down and your temper under control!" - pg. 249

***

"You're less like your father than I thought," he said finally, a definite coolness in his voice. "The risk would've been what made it fun for James." - pg. 305 (Sirius talking to Harry)

***

"I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else," said Fred, with a satisified smile on his face as he opened the door an inch or so to allow Mrs. Weasley's voice to permeate the room better. "It makes such a nice change." - pg. 107

***

"Lower your wand, boy, before you take someone's eye out," said a low, growling voice. - pg. 46 (Moody talking to Harry.)

***

"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!" - pg. 48 (Moody talking to Harry)

***

"Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"

"They won't," said Harry.

"That you're safe -"

"That'll just depress them."

"-and you'll see them next summer."

"Do I have to?"

Lupin smiled but made no answer. - pg. 54 (conversation between Lupin and Harry)

***

But as he reached the ground and sprinted toward the dais, Lupin grabbed Harry around the chest, holding him back.

"There's nothing you can do, Harry -"

"Get him, save him, he's only just gone through!"

"It's too late, Harry -"

"We can still reach him -"

Harry struggled hard and viciously, but Lupin would not let go...

"There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing.... He's gone."

"He hasn't gone!" Harry yelled.

He did not believe it, he would not believe it; still he fought Lupin with every bit of strength he had. - pg. 806-807

***

"You ran away from home?"

"When I was about sixteen," said Sirius. "I'd had enough."

"Where did you go?" asked Harry, staring at him.

"Your dad's place," said Sirius. "Your grandparents were really good about it; they sort of adopted me as a second son. Yeah, I camped out at your dad's during the school holidays, and then when I was seventeen I got a place of my own." - pg. 111

***

"We could try the Fever Fudge," George muttered, "no one's seen that yet -"

"Does it work?" inquired Ron hopefully, as the hammering of rain on the roof intensified and wind howled around the building.

"Well, yeah," said Fred, "your temperature'll go right up -"

"- but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."

"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.

"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public -" - pg. 378-379

***

"I think a few of mine have ruptured," said Fred in a hollow voice.

"Mine haven't," said George, through clenched teeth. "They're throbbing like mad... feel bigger if anything."

"Ouch!" said Harry. - pg. 380

***

James and Sirius looked around. James's free hand jumped to his hair again.

It was one of the girls from the lake edge. She had thick, dark red hair that fell to her shoulders and startlingly green almond-shaped eyes - Harry's eyes.

Harry's mother... - pg. 647

***

"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid," said Lily. - pg. 547 (to James)

[PeppyPuffskein]

'I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my house - `I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley,' growled Moody. (To Vernon)

:rotfl:

GO MOODY!! :clap:

[Nys]

All right, Evans?' said James, and the tone of his voice was suddenly pleasant, deeper, more mature.
'Leave him alone,' Lily repeated. She was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. 'What's he done to you?'
'Well,'said James, appearing to deliberate the point, 'it's more the fact that his exists, if you know what I mean...'

I love this one :clap:

[Liselle]

Give her hell Peeves

...brilliance!

[WildBlueFlaming]

Welcome! Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquest, I would like to say a few words. And here they are:Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you-Dumbledore
Is he-a bit mad?-Potter
Mad? He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?-Percy

[GryffindorSeeker]

The exerp about Hannah accidently making a flock of flamingos appear is always funny!

[Picko]

"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"

"Let me clarify. You've done well in DADA with a competent teacher!" - McGonagall

"And it's Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me -" - Lee Jordan.

[Lanya Celebrian]

My favorites:

1. “I was watching him, his nose was touching the parchment,” said Sirius viciously. “There’ll be great grease marks all over it, they won’t be able to read a word.”

2. “Put that away, will you?” said Sirius finally, as James made a fine catch and Wormtail let out a cheer. “Before Wormtail wets himself from excitement.”

4. "All right, Evans?" - James

5. "All right, Snivellus?" - James (you can tell I like how he always says that)

6. “Don’t put your wand there, boy!” roared Moody. “What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”

7. “Never you mind, you just keep your wand out of your back pocket!” growled Mad-Eye. “Elementary wand safety, nobody bothers about it anymore…” He stumped off toward the kitchen. “And I saw that,” he added irritably, as the woman rolled her eyes at the ceiling.

[Chloe]

my favorite:

"Give her hell from us, Peeves!" Salute! :lol:

then my runner ups

2. "He cheeked me"
"Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on
its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true." - Harry to
Dudley
3. HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF, HE GOT OFF.....

[xx Veronica]

My favourite part would definitely have to be the part when Harry tells Ron & Hermione all about his kiss. Can't remember it word for word but this is the general idea..

"How was it?" - asked Ron
"Wet," thought Harry.
Ron made a noise between disgust and excitement.
"Only because she was crying."
"Oh, are you that bad?" asked Ron.

"Of course Harry isn't a bad kisser," said Hermione absent-mindedly.
"How would YOU know?" Ron asked sharply.

lmfao, i couldn't stop laughing.

[Grapez]

It's in my signature.

[Grapez]

And this one:

"Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked so easily - weak people, in other words - they stand no chance against his powers! He will penetrate your mind with absurd ease, Potter!" -
Severus Snape

[Patrice]

"She killed Sirius she killed him! I'll kill her!"
(Is it just me or can anybody else not wait for Dan Radcliffe to do that line?

[firebolt2000]

I love.....

"It unscrews the other way."
-I never thought McGonagall could be such a rebel!

"I might disagree with Dumbledore on some points, but you gotta admit, he's got style."
-I disagree with Phineas on most accounts, but he sure got that right!

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"
-To the point, classic, too true, and too funny!

"S'up Figgy?"
-No comment :rotfl

[UselessCharmMaster]

Snapey: Crabbe, loosen your hold a little. If Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.

:love:

[Magda Quadle]

"It unscrews the other way..." McGonagall :)

[Marie Lexis]

"S'up Figgy?"

That is my favorite quote of all time. I don't know why either. And I forgot who said it in the books. All I know is it is really cool!

[Adalbert Waffling]

"Give her hell, Peeves."

"Ron: I don't see any boils...
George: Well they're not in places we generally display to the public."

[arwen_979]

My favourites quotes:
Harry to Umbridge: "Voldemort killed him (Cedric) and you know it"
and
Harry to Bellatrix: "Don't waste your breathe, he can't here you now!
Voldemort: "Can't I, Potter?"
Classical quotes in fact!

[hermione_fan]

My favorite one is in my siggy. Ahh. You gotta love the marauders.

I also loved practically anything that came out of Fred and George's mouths. "Give her hell from us Peeves!" He he! That was a classic.

[AuroraBeryl]

`Right then,' said Professor McGonagall, looking up at the hourglasses on the wall. `Well, I think Potter and his friends ought to have fifty points apiece for alerting the world to the return of YouKnow-Who! What say you, Professor Snape?'

'What?' snapped Snape, though Harry knew he had heard perfectly well. `Oh - well - I suppose…'

I laughed so hard when I first read this... And I don't know why... s'pose it was amusing at the time.

[brisa]

Hermione = "petrificus totallus".....ploff...oww poor Neville ....jajajaja

[true_heir_of_slyth]

Crabbe, loosen your hold a little. If Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.

It's such a classic Snape line: so biting and witty :lol:

It unscrews the other way

Doesn't McGonagall rock in OOTP? :rotfl:

Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!

teehee :lol: What can I say?

[MnMbabe]

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
*so witty! :D

"May I offer you a coughdrop, Dolores?"
*McGonagall ..what can i say?

"You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we dont recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble?"
*Such a powerful line from Dumbledore...

'Well done, Ha—'
But the Death Eater Hermione had just struck dumb made a sudden slashing movement with his wand; a streak of what looked like purple flame passed right across Hermione's chest. She gave a tiny 'Oh!' as though of surprise and crumpled on to the floor, where she lay motionless. 'HERMIONE!'
Harry fell to his knees beside her as Neville crawled rapidly towards her from under the desk, his wand held up in front of him[...]
A whine of panic inside his head was preventing him thinking properly: he had one hand on Hermione's shoulder, which was still warm, yet did not dare look at her properly. 'Don't let her be dead, don't let her be dead, it's my fault if she's dead'
*no one really says anything in this scene, but it is absolutely amazing. I love it!

[PaDfOoT5]

"What are we, neighbors?" Fred and George to Mrs. Weasley when she states that everyone in the family has been made a prefect.

"Give Her hell from us peeves"

and McGonagalls, " It unscrews the other way"

[Zelkiiro]

"She killed him...I'll kill her..." - Harry

This quote, to me, is some really powerful stuff.

[melina]

Give her hell from us Peeves!
Not just the words!imagine the whole scene!the twins flying away and Peeves bowing to them!
Awesome!

[DarkMark27]

"You are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet" -Hermione to Ron

[Rahven]

"I was and am the dark lord's most loyal servent, I learnt the dark arts from him, I know spells of such power, that you little boy could not even hope to compete..." -Belatrix Lestrange

[FoolOnTheHill]

"Women!"
-Harry

:rotfl: I burst out laughing when I read that the first time. Okay, maybe that's not my favorite quote, but I love it. There are really too many wonderful ones to choose from.

[issylfilair]

"Ron, you're the most unsensitive wart I had the misfortune to meet..."
-Hermione

[xfelton_loverx]

hehe all my fave ones are here but the best one is anything by Phineas (can't thinik of any atm) and Sirius the one bout Kreacher snogging his mum's bloomers i laughed for ages after that hilarious

[Rahven]

"Did you like question 12 Mooney?
"Loved it"
"Think you got everything?"
"Think I did; 1. He's wearing my clothes, 2. He's sitting in my chair, 3. His name is Remus Lupin...."

-James to Lupin

[Golden snitch 4]

It is a passage very sad and I was crying when I read it...

" He sat there for a long time, gazing out at the water, trying not to think about his godfather or to remember that it was directly across from here, on the opposite bank, that Sirius had once collapsed from here, trying to fend off a hundred dementors... The sun had set before he realized he was cold. He got up and returned to the castle, wiping his face on his sleeve as he went."

I think it is the passage in the book the most touching... JK Rowling made a thing remarquable in this passage because instead of write : "He was crying", she change to make a briliant work... :p

[WeasleyIsOurKing]

"I... must... not... look... like... a ... baboon's... backside..."

:rotfl: Ah, gotta love Ron.

[Rahven]

"Weasley is our King
He cannot save a single thing
He cannot block a single ring
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weaysley is our King!!"

Slytherins at Quidditch match

[GryfndrHeadGirl]

"It's just... I suppose we're doing the right thing, aren't we?"
Harry and Ron looked a eachother.
"Well, that clears that up. It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly."
-Hermione and Ron

[PallasAthene]

"Mad-eye, are you mad!? -Tonks
*~*~*
"It unscrew the other way." -McGonagoll
*~*~*
"Don't put your wand there, boy!" roared Moody. "What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"
"Who do you know that was lost a buttocks?" -Tonks
^ :rotfl: my favorite quote of all time!
*~*~*
Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have! (I can't remember said this...)
*~*~*
"Potter, what are you doing?" -Snape
"I'm deciding on what curse to use on Malfoy." -Harry
(not an exact quote)
*~*~*

Orignally post by Patrice
"She killed Sirius she killed him! I'll kill her!"
(Is it just me or can anybody else not wait for Dan Radcliffe to do that line?^I agree! I can't wait for it came out in theaters!

[p0is0n]

"S'up Figgy?"

Oh gosh, that was hilarious. I crack up everytime I see that.

But this one:
"Did you like question 12 Mooney?
"Loved it"
"Think you got everything?"
"Think I did; 1. He's wearing my clothes, 2. He's sitting in my chair, 3. His name is Remus Lupin...."


and the one where Professor Flitwick tells Umbridge that he would dispose of the firecrackers himself, but he wasn't sure he had the authority to do so. :rotfl:

So funny.

Ah, gotta love all the "hem hems". Annoying, yet amusing.

[Nycade]

Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have! (I can't remember said this...)


That was Hermione to Ron when they were all talking about Cho, PallasAthene :)

I have way too many favorites to count, but here's one I like:


"Of course you're not," (Hermione, referring to Harry's kissing skills) then Ron going, "How do you know?"
:lol:

[T_Z]

mmm...when Dumbledore says that he's happy as long as they keep him in the chocolate frogs.

[icklek]

I don't have the book with me right now so I can't quote exactly, but the best quote in the entire book was the bit about Ron asking Hermione to write a book about translating the mad things girls say to boys...

Speaking of that bit, I love the part where Ron says "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode", and Hermione replies with something like "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon...."

[FoxyDoxy]

It's either "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig thats been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that;s true" or

"-Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry."
"They wont," Said Harry.
"- that your safe-"
"That'll just depress them."
"-and that you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"
Sarcastic Harry rules :-)

[Ronin Oath]

'Did you like question 12 Moony?'

'Loved it.. Give the 5 signs that identify the werewolf.. Excellent question.'

'D'you think you managed to get all the signs?'

'Think I did.. One: he's sitting in my chair; Two: he's wearing my clothes; Three: his name's Remus J Lupin!'
:rotfl:

James and Lupin

[Silkeng]

Doesn't have the book right here, but in the flashback.. Sirius says something like Stop showing off before Wormtail wets himself" That one is a great bit of dry humor.

[harripottrfreek]

"What are we, neighbors?" Fred and George Weasley's response when their mother says that all the boys have been prefects. I love their one liners and really hope that they stay involved in the next two books.

This is mine!!! There are other ones, but I love it!