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kjr99044
January 27th, 2005, 1:08 pm
Sometimes, people come up with sermons that are short, sweet and deep, which help people come closer to diety or perfection.

Please post some of those "mantras" or short quotes, zingers, one-liners, refrains, or whatever they are.

Rules: The quote must be a single sentence or a conjunction of two similar ideas, no longer than two lines. It must be inspirational (helpful and applicable for living).
You may post as many as you like at once.
You may comment on quotes and ask questions, but please avoid debate (if you wish to argue formally or nonformally, choose another thread and link to it from here).

I'll start with a few I recall readily:

Don't ask what you can do -- just do what you can do. (LDS television ad)

God couldn't be everywhere, so he gave us mothers.

You are precious in the sight of God.

Those who give their lives to God will find he can make much more of them than we ever could.

"As we apply these [religious] doctrines in our lives, the roots of our religion become part of our own spiritual strength." (Russel M. Nelson)

"So if various trials are allotted to you, partake of life’s bitter cups, but without becoming bitter." (Neal A. Maxwell)

"By the way, do not expect the world’s solutions to the world’s problems to be very effective. Such solutions often resemble what C. S. Lewis wrote about those who go dashing back and forth with fire extinguishers in times of flood (see The Screwtape Letters [1959], 117–18)." (Maxwell)

"If the root of the evil be not eradicated, in vain we regulate the branches;" (John Taylor)

Tami
March 6th, 2005, 5:53 am
Well not sure if this is what you were looking for... but here are some of my favorite quotes from Mother Teresa

"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."

"People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway."

"It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is put into them that matters."

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."

Rapunzel
March 6th, 2005, 6:00 am
If you are going to leave footprints in the sands of time, you must wear work shoes.
- LeGrande Richards

loopdeedoo123
March 6th, 2005, 9:04 pm
Not sure where this came from, but:

"If you're living like there's no God, you'd better be right!"

Pegasus
March 7th, 2005, 5:40 am
"I know I'm somebody, 'cause God don't make no junk!"
(That used to be on my sister's wall.)

SGosling
March 7th, 2005, 5:46 am
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion has no answers and may never be questioned

Ignorance is the mother of devotion

Trying to find God is a good deal like looking for money one has lost in a dream.

A mystic is someone who wants to understand the universe, but is too lazy to study physics.

It was the schoolboy who said, “Faith is believing what you know ain’t so.”
~ Mark Twain

“Faith” means not wanting to know what is true.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Nothing fails like prayer
~ Annie Laurie Gaylor

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
~ Nietzsche

I hope you find as much truth in these as I do

Rapunzel
March 7th, 2005, 6:07 am
Formula W: work will win when wishy-washy wishing won't.

Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free

(Sorry, SGosling, I don't agree with your truth. ;) )

SGosling
March 7th, 2005, 6:12 am
Q: What’s the difference between a fanatic and a zealot.
A: A zealot can’t change his mind. A fanatic can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. ~ Winston Churchill
You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. ~ Anne Lamott
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
~ Fran Lebowitz
Would you sing ‘Krishna bless America’ or pledge allegience to ‘One nation under Allah’? If not, would that make you unpatriotic?
~ Chris Lee

Rapunzel
March 7th, 2005, 7:05 am
The cheif cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want at the moment.

HogwartsChaplain
March 7th, 2005, 7:30 pm
“Forgiveness is giving up all hope for a better past.” Diane Cirincione