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TX_Grindelwald August 27th, 2007 4:50 am

Funniest lines in the films
 
We did worst and best so I had to do it one more time. What do you think are the funniest lines in the film?

"Chinesse Fireball oooooooooh"

"IIIIIIII KILLEEEEEEED SIRIUSSSSSSSSS BLAAAAAAAAAAACK" (not the line itself but delivery)

"You dare speak his name? YOU FILTHY HALFBLOD" (Once again delivery)

"Dumbledore's got style"

"Hermione I hate your cat"

CrazyMuggle August 27th, 2007 5:53 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
I got a few:

"I didn't know you could read."

"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"

"The spiders want me to tapdance! I don't wanna tapdance!" ("You tell those spiders, Ron":lol:)

"Why are you always eating?"

"I think I'll have some pudding"

<any nargle line>

"I'm going to bed before either of you can come up with another brilliant idea to get us killed. Or worse... expelled."

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon."

DarwinMayflower August 27th, 2007 6:30 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
DID WHUT?

end of STORAY.

VernonDudley August 27th, 2007 7:14 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Myrtle: Harry, if you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet.

sticky August 27th, 2007 6:14 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
^_^ it is hilarious when he does that :lol:

Ron: Follow the spiders, why not follow the butterflies...

Ron: Spiders, they want me to tapdance, i don't want to tapdance...
Harry: You tell those spiders ron
Ron: Yeah i'll tell them...i'll tell them...*snores* :lol:

popcornzyum August 28th, 2007 12:14 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Hermione: Ron! That was clever!
Ron: It's been known to happen.

(:lol:)

lil_snuffles August 28th, 2007 4:57 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
"Dumbledore's got style." <--Best one ever! :lo:

littlevictories August 28th, 2007 5:15 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Hermione: What an intresting necklace.

Luna: It's a charm actually, keeps away the nargles.

Sussudio August 28th, 2007 7:49 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Hagrid's, "I shouldn't a told ya that" lines in the first film were good.

In the dark forest -
Draco: "Okay, then I get Fang!"
Hagrid: "Fine. Just so you know, he's a bloody coward"
Made me laugh but I love Fang anyway :)

C.O.S -

Prof. Sprout: "Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs again"
Seamus: "No ma'am, he's just fainted"
Prof. Sprout: "Yes, well, just leave him there"

P.O.A -

Lupin: "Severus don't be a fool... "
Sirius: "He can't help it. It's habit by now"
Lupin: "Sirius, be quiet!"
Sirius: "Be quiet yourself, Remus!"
Snape: "Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple"

G.O.F -

I love Moody's entrance.
Dumbledore is all like, "My dear old friend, thanks for coming", and Moody just mumbles, "Stupid ceiling"

Ron: "Hey, Hermione... you're a girl"
Hermione: "Oh, well spotted(!)"

McGonagall: "Mr. Potter, are you and Miss Patel ready?"
Harry: "Ready, Professor?"
McGonagall: "To dance! It's tradition that the three champions-well in this case four- are the first to dance. Surely I told you?"
Harry: "No"
McGonagall: "Oh. Well, now you know"
Dame Maggie Smith can be really funny as McGonagall, it's the little looks she gives.

PotterGurl08 August 29th, 2007 12:02 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
OOTP
Hermione: Why don't you just wear it? (talking about the Christmas sweater from Mrs. Weasley)
Ron: Because I'll look like a bloody idiot, that's why.
Hermione: No different from usual.

:lol: I just caught that a few days ago when I went to see the movie again.

GOF
Cedric Diggory: Harry, how are you?
Harry: :huh: Spectacular.

Hermione: The key is to concentrate. After that you just have to...
Harry: Battle a dragon.

Harry: Who could possibly figure that out? It's completely mental.

POA
Sirius: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set! :lol::lol:

Ron: Sp-Spiders...They want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance.
Harry: Well tell those spiders, Ron.

COS
Draco: Reading? I didn't know you could read.

Vernon Dursley: I'm sorry. It's my nephew. He's very disturbed. Meeting strangers upsets him.

Ron: Oh, that would be a cheerful conversation. 'Hey Hagrid, have you been setting something mad and hairy around the castle lately?'
Hagrid: Mad and hairy? You wouldn't happen to be talking about me, would you?


SS:
Hermione: By the way, you've got dirt on your nose. Just there.

OLP August 29th, 2007 2:39 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
"Oh my gosh, I've killed Harry Potter!"

"You tell those spiders Ron"

"Dumbledore's got style"

monkeeshrines August 29th, 2007 2:58 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
I giggled quite hard at this one - hard pressed to keep it quiet in the theater:

Umbridge: Is there something you'd like to say, Minerva?

McGonagall: Oh, there's plenty I would like to say!

Leslie33 August 29th, 2007 5:26 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Snape in OOTP "I may vomit"
Draco in COS "Reading, I didn't know you can read".
Sirius in COS "Run along and play with your Chemestry Set!"
Ron: Oh, that would be a cheerful conversation. 'Hey Hagrid, have you been setting something mad and hairy around the castle lately?'

popcornzyum August 29th, 2007 10:28 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Cedric: How are you?
Harry: Spectacular.

:lol:

elderwand August 29th, 2007 11:27 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Filch: "God, I miss the screaming."
and Snape : "Don't lie"

LoonyMagic August 29th, 2007 11:48 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by elderwand (Post 4752653)
Filch: "God, I miss the screaming."

:lol: That line was absolutey hilarious! :D

Also, the "You can't deny it Minister, Dumbledore's got style." I found it was delivered quite slowly, and that made it funnier because I knew exactly what Kingsley was going to say :lol:

Sussudio August 29th, 2007 4:47 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Hermione: "You found it Neville: the Room of Requirement. It becomes available to anyone who really needs it"
Ron: "So say you really needed the toilet... "
Hermione: "Charming Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea"

*lol* I liked that - and it's something I'd ask too! :lol: (as my dad kindly pointed out in the middle of the cinema!).


I also really liked Filch in the first movie, as mentioned - "God I miss the screaming....."

Grangergirl August 31st, 2007 10:23 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
SS
Hagrid: "Who told you about Fluffy?"
Ron: "That thing has a name?"

Sprout: "Longbottoms been neglecting his earmuffs."
Seamus: "No ma'am. He's just fainted"

GOF

McGonagall:Alastor, We never use transformation as punishment. Surely Professor Dumbledore told you that."
Moody: "He might of mentioned it." (Makes face at her retreating back)

Flitwick: "You Idiot!"

McGonagall: "I will not have, in one night, besmirchiing the name by behaving like a bunch of babbling bumbling band of babboons."

Neville: "I've killed Harry Potter!"

Ootp

Harry: "Sorry professor but I must not tell lies"

Snape: "Obviously"

Hermione: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon,"

Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger,"

cupsoftea August 31st, 2007 10:42 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
aw GOF has a few I love the Harry/Cedric exchange

Cedric; How are you
Harry: Spectacular.

But there are plenty of giggles in GOF.

But hands down out of all five movies its

"Read? I didnt know you could read"

the delivery, tone of his voice, and expression on his face - pure brilliance!

sticky August 31st, 2007 10:52 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grangergirl (Post 4756272)
SS
Hagrid: "Who told you about Fluffy?"
Ron: "That thing has a name?"

Sprout: "Longbottoms been neglecting his earmuffs."
Seamus: "No ma'am. He's just fainted"

GOF

McGonagall:Alastor, We never use transformation as punishment. Surely Professor Dumbledore told you that."
Moody: "He might of mentioned it." (Makes face at her retreating back)

,"

i love those lines too!!!! Only it is Hermione that says ''that thing has a name'' and it is in COS that the second quote is said...sorry i just had to point that out...i'll stop being irritating now.....:lol:
i love the delievery and dans face on this line in GOF:
Cedric: How are you?
Harry: Spectacular
:lol:


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