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RebeccaMatthews June 6th, 2008 1:26 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
the only one I can call of head is probably from the movies but:

Hermione: Nearly headless. How can you be nearly headless?

xMeaganx June 6th, 2008 2:31 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
My favorite was in PoA, when Ron woke up in the middle of the night:

"The spiders, they want me to tap dance. I dont want to tap dance!"

"You tell those spiders Ron"

"I'll tell 'em...I'll tell 'em...*Snore*"


so funny

Livilivz June 6th, 2008 6:17 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Oooh well

Snape and Umbridge
"Yes"
"You were unsuccessful?"
"Obviously"

Ron
"You stay away from her"
(How he says it)

Then the Lockhart scene in the Chamber of Secrets between Ron and him.
"Hello, and who are you?"
"Umm..Ron Weasley"
"Really?! And er who am I?"
"Lockhart's memory charm back fired!"
"Really?"
"He hasn't got a clue who he is!"
"It's an odd sort of place ha. Do you live here?"
Then Ron's face: "No"
"Really?!" *bam*

I just think the whole of that is hilarious.

I just think the actions of Alan Rickman are also rather funny. He doesn't need lines me thinks. That man as Snape is a legend

Hermi0nechik92 June 6th, 2008 6:34 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ArryGrotter (Post 5037419)
"This is cozy"
"It's a broom cupboard"
"You'll feel right at home then"
:rotfl:

love this! Idk if anybody else mentioned this one, i haven't made it all the way through them all... i love in OOTP when the trio are in the common room after the Harry/Cho scene.

Ron: Well, How was it?
Harry: *small hesitation*...Wet.

I thought that was really funny, and i can't help it, a lot of people found the next "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon" line corny, but i loved Ron and harry's reaction! Then Hermione starts laughing too, that was the cute part!

GemmaBlack June 8th, 2008 8:58 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
At the yule ball, Harry- It's not the books that had him going for the library.

OotP, Hermione- Everybody this is Loony Lovegoo- ... Luna Lovegood.

CoS Draco Malfoy- I didn't know you could read.
And PoA - Stupid bloody chicken.

sirius_lee_G June 8th, 2008 9:48 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
^^ I agree with that one about Draco :rotfl:!!!!!!

joelwhyrock June 8th, 2008 11:36 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Not sure they can count yet, but I hope they milk the Lavender lines in HBP for all they are worth.

TheBurrowers June 12th, 2008 4:57 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Where ron says to hermione in gof:
Ron:erm hermione your a girl...
Hermione:oh well spotted
this cracked me up:):):):)

Fawkesfan1 June 12th, 2008 4:59 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBurrowers (Post 5055648)
Where ron says to hermione in gof:
Ron:erm hermione your a girl...
Hermione:oh well spotted
this cracked me up:):):):)

Yea that line was funny :) :lol:. It was like, "Hello, Captain Obvious :whistle: :lol:..."

GemmaBlack June 12th, 2008 9:18 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
I loved that whole scene, with one of the twins asking out that girl, " You... Go to the... ball *dance* with me?"
and then Snape pulling up his sleeves and shooving Ron and Harry's head down.

Fawkesfan1 June 12th, 2008 9:19 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GemmaBlack (Post 5055914)
I loved that whole scene, with one of the twins asking out that girl, " You... Go to the... ball *dance* with me?"
and then Snape pulling up his sleeves and shooving Ron and Harry's head down.

Yea gotta love that :lol:. Especially Snape pushing Ron and Harry's head down :lol:. I thought that that scene really fit his character. Just classic.

RemusLupinFan June 12th, 2008 10:26 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GemmaBlack (Post 5051411)
And PoA - Stupid bloody chicken.

That was a great line. :) I also enjoyed:

"Oh no, I've killed Harry Potter!" ~ Neville
The whole scene where Ron has a nightmare about the spiders
The scene with Snape pushing Harry and Ron's heads down mentioned above
McGonagall's "sheer dumb luck" line in PS/SS after they knock out the Troll in the bathroom

Fawkesfan1 June 12th, 2008 10:32 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RemusLupinFan (Post 5056012)
That was a great line. :) I also enjoyed:

"Oh no, I've killed Harry Potter!" ~ Neville
The whole scene where Ron has a nightmare about the spiders
The scene with Snape pushing Harry and Ron's heads down mentioned above
McGonagall's "sheer dumb luck" line in PS/SS after they knock out the Troll in the bathroom

I loved the whole "Oh no, I've killed Harry Potter!" line too!! :lol: Reminded me of South Park. Only funnier :whistle: :lol:. Neville is awesome :cool:. And I also liked any scene where Snape makes snide remarks (not the remarks themselves though, since their not nice... but the way that Alan Rickman delivers them).

Voldemorts8thHorcrux June 13th, 2008 12:08 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Shacklebolt: You cannot deny he's got style

Yes, I know Nigellus says it in the books, but it was still funny :p

popcornzyum June 14th, 2008 8:17 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
In COS, from Draco "I didn't know you could read *weird look on face*" That makes me laugh every time :lol:

ArryGrotter July 11th, 2008 6:54 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
The "Ahhhhhh..." from Arthur in the Underground from OotP always makes me go :lol:

iluvhp91 July 28th, 2008 12:06 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
"You can't deny it Minister, Dumbledore's got style."

Harry: "Sorry professor but I must not tell lies"

Prof. Sprout: "Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs again"
Seamus: "No ma'am, he's just fainted"
Prof. Sprout: "Yes, well, just leave him there"

and so many more...

L1keAstaRRxx July 28th, 2008 12:14 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Alas, Earwax
-Dumbledore, SS/PS

sticky July 28th, 2008 1:36 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
COS:
Filch: 'God i miss the screaming''
Forbidden forest scene :rotfl: brilliant :lol:

lil_snuffles July 28th, 2008 1:46 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
"Sorry Professor I must not tell lies." Its so funny because he makes it sound so subtle, yet everone in the theater was cracking up laughing. :lol:

"I KILLED HARRY POTTER!" This one never gets old.

"Dumbldore's got style." Everyone in the theater applauded at this part. :lol:


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