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Lily_Narlia September 1st, 2007 12:52 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Draco Malfoy has the best ones :lol:

You alright there scarhead?

Training for the ballet potter?

Saint Potter!

Maybe if that fat lump would have given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse

I didnt know you could read

_emily September 1st, 2007 12:57 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Gilderoy Lockhart: As you can see the bone is no longer broken.
Hagrid: Broken? There's no bones left!

^-^

popcornzyum September 2nd, 2007 3:24 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
CoS:

Mrs. Weasley: Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley: Did you really? How did it go?
*Mrs. Weasley hits him*
Arthur Weasley: I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.

Prof. Sprout: Oh, Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs.
Seamus: No, ma'am, he's just fainted.
Prof. Sprout: Yes, well, just leave him there.

Mr. Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Ron: Say it, I'm doomed.
Harry: You're doomed.

Harry: Your bird, there was nothing I could do. He just caught fire. (:lol: It's the way he says it that makes it funny!)

MaireJay September 2nd, 2007 3:45 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Ron: The spiders! The Spiders want me to top dance! I don't want to tap dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron!
Ron: Tell them! Yeah... tell them.....snore.
:) haha
I love Ron.

Marikina September 4th, 2007 7:04 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Harry Potter, age 12... suspect entrant in the Tri Wizard tournament. His eyes swimming with the ghosts of his past...and choking back tears...

(I love the abrupt switch in the tone of Rita's voice with the last line when Harry crumples the paper.)

P.S. The bird bites

popcornzyum September 4th, 2007 12:31 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do!
Harry: Who doesn't?

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!
*Flies off*
Hermione: What an idiot!

Hermione: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This is light?

sxcashtray September 4th, 2007 1:25 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
your harry potter!! im hermione granger..and you are?
*mouth full* ron weasley
pleasure
hermiones humour & sarcasm was perfect

run along and play with your chemistry set!

he was their friend!! (i gotta have a laugh at a display of dans bad acting)

ginny, mum sent you a dress
im not wearing that its ghastly

popcornzyum September 4th, 2007 1:29 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sxcashtray (Post 4762053)
ginny, mum sent you a dress
im not wearing that its ghastly

:rotfl: Hilarious!! :rotfl:

Also:

Harry: Is there a bonnet? Aha!
Ron: Put those down Harry!

Fairygdmther September 5th, 2007 5:00 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
In GoF, as they are all reaching their tent and all pile in leaving Harry till the last, and he looks at what is clearly a 2 man tent, yet all these people have just gotten in, thinking like there's no way, and he pulls the flap back to find a 5 room tent with all kinds of furniture in it.

Harry just grins, and says to himself, "I love magic!"

FGM

lil_snuffles September 5th, 2007 5:43 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
SS: "That thing has a name!?"
CoS: "Hello...who are you?"
PoA: "Run along and play with your Chemestry Set!"
GoF: "How are you?" "Spectacular..."
OOTP: "Sorry Professor...I must not tell a lie"

leah49 September 6th, 2007 7:43 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
"That's rubbish!" Twins GOF (a giggle line, it's not an overly great line or anything spectacular, but it made me giggle the first time I heard it...I wish they'd kept in Fred's "No JOKING!" line, though).
The Durmstrang kid booing over Harry taking second in the second task of the tournament (I don't know why, but the solitary boo makes me giggle).

AptPupil September 6th, 2007 7:44 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
I like Umbridge's line "deep down, you want to be punished," or something to that effect.

TX_Grindelwald September 7th, 2007 3:30 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
"Did What? Bye. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm" Dumbledore.

Dolohovfan September 7th, 2007 4:29 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
In Socerors Stone, everything said by Uncle Vernon, after the first letter is pure gold, especially the Sunday line, his facial expressions along with delivery are amazing.:lol: In Chamber of Secrets, I love the line " Interesting place, do you live here?":lol: Lockhart was gold in that movie. In Prisoner of Azcaban, gotta love "the spiders want me to tapdance, I don't wanna tap dance" "You tell those spiders Ron" "Yeah, yeah I'll tell um":rotfl:. In Goblet of Fire it was "the Chinese Fireball ohhhh":rotfl: hands down. Not quite sure for order, haven't seen it in a while.

xxAmyxx September 7th, 2007 10:40 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyMuggle (Post 4749285)

"I think I'll have some pudding"

<any nargle line>

:lol: yeah or just any line which involves Luna Lovegood.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grangergirl (Post 4756272)
SS
Hagrid: "Who told you about Fluffy?"
Ron: "That thing has a name?"

McGonagall: "I will not have, in one night, besmirchiing the name by behaving like a bunch of babbling bumbling band of babboons."

Neville: "I've killed Harry Potter!"

Ootp

Harry: "Sorry professor but I must not tell lies"

Snape: "Obviously"

Hermione: "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon,"

Ron: "Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger,"

These are all hillarious wow i'm in fits of giggles right now...i'm having trouble typing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by popcornzyum (Post 4762014)
Ron: It's spooky! She knows more about you than you do!
Harry: Who doesn't?

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what Madame Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!
*Flies off*
Hermione: What an idiot!

Hermione: I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron: This is light?

Wow 'what an idiot' i almost forgot that line how could i forget?!

I also like: 'now ifyou two don't mind i'm going to bed before one of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse...expelled'

AND

'YOU! you foul, loathesome, evil little cockroach'

*a little while later*

'that felt good'
'not good brilliant'

lil_snuffles September 8th, 2007 4:43 am

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
"Dumbledore's got style" :lol: you should have seen the entire theater! They were applauding and laughing so hard.

Lord_Nomolous September 8th, 2007 10:13 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Hmm...

PS
"No post on Sundays! *laugh*"
I just love Ricard Griffiths little "haha!" after that, it's so hilarious!

CoS
The entire scene with polyjuice!Ron and polyjuice!Harry. Every single thing Tom Felton did in that scene was awesome. Gotta love that hammy acting!

PoA
"The Grin? What's the Grin?"
"Not the Grin, you idiot, the Grim!"
I don't know why, but everytime I hear that I burst out into laughter, which is increased when random kid comes on and is all omens and catching smoke and stuff.

GoF
"You know the Prefects Bathroom on the 5th floor?"
*Harry nods*
*lol* It's so random, why would he know that? It sounds like he's talking about the Huffepuff common room, or something more well known, not the bathroom!

OotP
Voldemort: "Aah?" (when he's dueling with Dumbledore and realizes his glass spell didn't work).
:rotfl: Oh. My. Gosh. That probably was the funniest things in the entire series. His face! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sticky September 8th, 2007 10:30 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Nomolous (Post 4768388)
Hmm..

GoF
"You know the Prefects Bathroom on the 5th floor?"
*Harry nods*
*lol* It's so random, why would he know that? It sounds like he's talking about the Huffepuff common room, or something more well known, not the bathroom!
:

an adaptation of that one i love it when Cedric says: 'Try taking a bath' or something along those lines ....dan's face :lol: its like ''What are you suggesting??''

Lord_Nomolous September 8th, 2007 10:59 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
I know! And the way Cedric sort of leans in awkwardly is hilarious! And that scene has always looked a little, er, suggestive. :lol: At least it did to my sister and I! When we want a laugh, we just go and watch GoF! Or Spinal Tap...but that's an entirely different story!

By the way, I love your siggy!

quiditchwitch September 8th, 2007 11:02 pm

Re: Funniest lines in the films?
 
Ah In GoF after the first task when all the Gryffindors are celebrating in their common room and Ron's trying to explain how he really told Harry about the dragons and then Harry makes this face and says something along the lines of,

"How could I have gotten that - that's completely mental."

I love that part.

Oh and in OotP when Ron and Hermione are skulking around in the background of Grimmauld Place on Christmas.

Hermione: Why wont you wear that jacket.
Ron: Because I look like a freaking idiot!


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