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Old November 3rd, 2007, 1:32 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films?

Some of the funniest lines that I remember from the films :


[Dumbledore has arrived at Harry's trial, which was moved up]
Cornelius Fudge: Oh! Albus... I see you got our notice about the time change of the hearing...
Albus Dumbledore: No, it seems to have been lost, but by a happy coincidence, I arrived at the Ministry three hours early.

I loved this line and the way that Michael Gambon delivered it -- it was pure Dumbledore !

Hermione Granger: GRAWP!
[Grawp looks in her face]
Hermione Granger: PUT! ME! DOWN!
Hermione Granger: Now!
[Grawp complies]
Harry Potter: [while Hermione comes back in the midst of the trio] Seems you've got an admirer!

Nice !

Kingsley Shacklebolt: You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.

Just loved this line -- a true classic !


Ron: Hey, Hermione... you're a girl.
Hermione: Oh, well spotted.
Ron: [miming a dance] Come with one of us?
[Snape swiftly hits Ron on the head with a notebook]
Ron: Ow!

Nice one Ron, good old Captain Obvious !

Sirius Black: [in his letter] "Harry, I couldn't risk sending Hedwig. Since the World Cup the Ministry has been intercepting more and more owls, and she's too easily recognized. We need to talk, Harry, face to face. Meet me in the Gryffindor Common Room at one o'clock, this Saturday night. And make sure you're alone. Sirius. P.S...?
[the bird bites Harry's hand]
Harry: AH!
Sirius Black: "The bird bites."

[after the dragon has run into the teachers stand]
Fred: [yelling] Well done dragon!

Just loved that line...

[repeated line]
Dumbledore: At the sound of the cannon...
[cannon fires]

Now this line cracked me up !

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! Is that a student?
Professor Moody: Technically, it's a ferret

Dumbledore: Harry, feel free to treat yourself to a licorice snap. But be careful, they're a wee bit sharp.

I loved this line -- it made me laugh and it fit Dumbledore's character .

Professor McGonagall: Now, Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.
Ron: Where?

This line made me laugh for about a minute or so, and the look on Ron's face was classic!

Professor McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded the respect of the wizarding world for nearly ten centuries. I will not have you, in one night, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons!
Fred: [whispering to George] Try saying that five times fast.
George: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.
Fred: [whispering] Babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

Classic twins

Malfoy: [after Moody humilates him by turning him into a ferret and bouncing him up and down] My father will hear about this!
Professor Moody: Is that a threat?
[He steps forward, and Malfoy runs around the tree, Moody following]
Professor Moody: Is that a threat? Is that a threat?
[Malfoy flees]
Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! Professor!
Professor Moody: [yelling after him ] I could tell you stories about your father that would curl even your greasy hair, boy!
Professor McGonagall: Alastor!
Professor Moody: It doesn't end here!
Professor McGonagall: Alastor, we never use transfiguration as a punishment. Surely Dumbledore told you that?
Professor Moody: He might have mentioned it.
Professor McGonagall: Well then. Do well to remember it!
[She stalks off, and Moody makes a face at her retreating back]

Loved this scene -- Malfoy deserved it!


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