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Old August 5th, 2006, 10:41 pm
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Re: Snape: Karaoke Superstar?

Next, Ron and Moaning Myrtle sang:

'I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you,'

which made Hermione jealous. Ron then explained, in front of everyone, that he and Myrtle were just friends. Apparently this was a big mistake to say. Myrtle began moaning and sobbing something about "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll circle the loo."

"Thank Merlin that's over," Simon said as Ron continued to reassure Hermione and Myrtle drifted into the girl's lavatory, sobbing.

"'No', it is not just me, and 'yes', it is getting worse," Snape groaned.

"Where's Harry?" panted Mr. Weasley, running back up to the stage. "I finally discovered the function of a rubber duck!"

"Help us," groaned McGonagall.

Mr. Weasley then belted out:

"Rubber Ducky,
you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky,
I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky,
You're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

Every day when I make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)"

Mr. Weasley's voice trailed off at the very end, and after a moment of pondering, he asked, "What exacltly is a 'doo-doo-be-doo'?"

"I don't know," replied Snape calmly; "why don't you visit Potter's aunt and uncle? I'm sure they'd love to tell you."

A big smile spread across Mr. Weasley's face, and with a 'crack' he disapparated; and with a snap, crackle and pop, Harry and Dobby apparated on the stage.

"No, Mr. Harry Potter, sir, no! Dobby heard the red head boy singing again! 'Tis an omen of death!"

"Shut up, Dobby!" Harry yelled, wrenching himself free from the house elf's grip.

"Dobby loves Harry Potter, sir; that is why he is protecting him. Does Harry Potter love Dobby too?" Dobby squeaked.

"Do I what?"

"Do you love me?" the house elf asked again.

"Do I love you?
With the trouble with the Dursleys
And you throwing the cake down,
I'm upset, I'm worn out, I'm 16!
I wanna lie down!
I'm sick at the suggestion."

"Harry Potter, Dobby is asking you a question!
Do you love me?"

"You're a house elf!"

"Speaking of which," said Hermione, marching three disgruntled-looking house elves onto the stage. "I think these young gentlemen have something to say to everyone."

"Oh, blast! Hermione, did you recruit spew members?" Ron croaked.

Hermione shot Ron a death glare that caused him to shut up. "It's S.P.E.W. Well, go on, boys, sing the theme song." Hermione pulled Harry from the stage and they both sat on either side of Ron.

"The Elvish People?" Snape sneered at the card one of the house elves had given him.

Then, all four house elves, Dobby included, began to sing:

"House Elf, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, House Elf, put that mop on the ground.
I said, House Elf, ’cause you’re nobody’s clown
There’s no need to be a lackey.

House Elf, there’s a place you can go.
I said, House Elf, when you’re needing some clothes.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It’s fun to be in the S-P-E-W
It’s fun to be in the S-P-E-W

They have everything for House Elves to enjoy
It’s just one Knut to join….."



Last edited by House_Elf_21; August 6th, 2006 at 1:29 am.
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