Squidigo "Squiddy" Montoya for Minister

[Puchula]

It's time for the never appreciated, always underestimated true heroes of this world to finally have a stand against thouse foul lesser beings that have taken all the credit for far too long! Unite Squiddy supporters! It's time to show the world how much he is worth, how nothing of what we know would have been possible without his aid, how Emo King Potter took all his glory and great achievements and turned them into shallow fame!

Long live Squidigo "Squiddy" Montoya!

And yes, I'm signing up as supporter.

[JamesThePeach]

I just have a... er, question - couldn't Squiddy also be a she? I mean, Norberta!

[ignisia]

Originally Posted by JamesThePeach

I just have a... er, question - couldn't Squiddy also be a she? I mean, Norberta!

*gasp* What a silly idea! Squiddy is so undoubtedly masculine!

[Tenshi]

Originally Posted by Puchula

It's time for the never appreciated, always underestimated true heroes of this world to finally have a stand against thouse foul lesser beings that have taken all the credit for far too long! Unite Squiddy supporters! It's time to show the world how much he is worth, how nothing of what we know would have been possible without his aid, how Emo King Potter took all his glory and great achievements and turned them into shallow fame!

Long live Squidigo "Squiddy" Montoya!

And yes, I'm signing up as supporter.

This is what we need. Fierce supporters of the goodness that is the Squiddy.

I'll add you to the list.

We just need 6 more people now.

Originally Posted by ignisia

*gasp* What a silly idea! Squiddy is so undoubtedly masculine!

Correct, it is canon that Squiddy is a Gentleman.

[laxstar333]

Alas, I would vote for him, but the ATR are on my case (anti-tentacle rights)

P.S. yes i did write this under incredible boredom and should be taken as random

[storyteller]

I love squiddy as much as the next person, but is the Ministry going to move to the lake? It would be very impractical, since not many people can speak squiddish.
Vote Harry Potter and you will get a candidate with most of the good qualities of Squiddy and the ability to live outside of water.

[Tenshi]

Originally Posted by storyteller

I love squiddy as much as the next person, but is the Ministry going to move to the lake? It would be very impractical, since not many people can speak squiddish.
Vote Harry Potter and you will get a candidate with most of the good qualities of Squiddy and the ability to live outside of water.

Squiddy can travel via rivers to any other assigned place. This is no problem at all. Also is the language barrier none at all. Different translating devices are kept inside the ministry. We do not support any turning downs because of cultural differences anyway.

[guad]

Originally Posted by Tenshi

Squiddy can travel via rivers to any other assigned place.

I agree. Three quarters of earth are covered in water, and Squiddy moves in all of them.

Originally Posted by Tenshi

Also is the language barrier none at all. Different translating devices are kept inside the ministry. We do not support any turning downs because of cultural differences anyway.

It's not even necessary. Squiddy speaks more languages than Barty Crouch Sr. :English, Squiddish, Mermish, Giant, .... you name it!

[storyteller]

So since there is only one giant squid, people can't claim that he is being biased toward them. I hope you get enought people to run. The more choices the better.

[Voldemorts8thHorcrux]

If Voldemort gets enough nominees, it would be highly amusing to get the Squiddy as his right hand man, er, squid

Ok, apparently my group hasn't responded to my idea, but if three of the Squid's nominees transfer to Voldemort's, I can arrange for us to have Squid as our running mate and both the Squid and Voldemort can become users. It is time to put the past differences (according to some people anyway) behind us and begin anew!

But identify yourself from being transfered from Lucius' team, because we told Squiddy the same thing. . Whoever transfers first gets to be Voldemort's running mate.

[Tenshi]

Me, as Captain of Squiddy's Army, decide that we will not accept your suggestion. When we don't get into the final elections then we at least retreat with our heads held high.

[ignisia]

Why can't Squiddy run on his own? He's too cool for a running mate!