Do you want to teach at Hogwarts?

[LuvHermione]

Name (you want to be called as Professor): Professor Granger (That's not my real name but I like it)
Subject: Defence Against the Dark Arts
Qualifications: I have been in the DA when Umbridge was in Hogwarts and Harry taught me a lot. I also went to search horcruxes with him and we won. Harry defeated Voldy.
Why Hogwarts should choose you: Because I can teach the students proper Defence Against the Dark Arts and not just the Dark Arts like the Carrows did. I can tell them what was it like to face the Dark Lord (Only for students who are in the sixth year or above) though not telling them all the details, but at least they would know what was it like, but now the Dark Lord is defeated. So there's nothing to worry about.

And unlike the others, I have guts to call You-Know-Who's name!!
Voldemort Voldemort Voldemort!!!

[spike13]

Name: Professor Harvard
Subject: Arithmancy
Qualifications: Twelve years spent studying various maths, from basic Arithmetic to Algebra to Physics to Calculus, and tutoring for those younger and less... gifted than myself.
Why Hogwarts Should Choose Me: Beyond the above? I have never failed to teach a student the lesson at hand (notwithstanding an attempt to teach some kids to play Texas Hold 'Em), and I enjoy teaching and want to help others discover the joy of learning

[exl2398]

Name (you want to be called as Professor): professor Leslie
Subject: charms
Qualifications: many years of reading about spells in the HP series
Why Hogwarts should choose you: because I am smart and practical

[sparrowinwinter]

Name: Professor Grey
Subject: Potions
Qualifications: I studied under Severus Snape...I think that otta do it.
Why Hogwarts should choose you: Because you won't ever get a teacher like me. No seriously, you won't. I'm filling this application due to losing a bet and it's not likely to ever happen again.

[merrymarge]

Name: Professor Miller
Subject: Muggle Studies
Qualifications: I find Muggles an interesting subject and I would love to teach young wizards and witches about Muggles, also I think I would enjoy telling them how to dress appropriately.
Why should Hogwarts chose you? Why not? I think I would make an excellent teacher.

[GrimeldaDursley]

Name: Professor Peabody [in tribute to that famous time-traveling dog]
Subject: Pre-History of Magic
Course Aims: To provide students with backgound information about Hogwarts itself and the reasons for establishing the school, life history of the four founders, the houses themselves. We will use the book Hogwarts: a History as a main study volume.

Qualifications: I feel that this could be an interesting subject, and I have many ideas of how to make it more so. There seems to be a general dearth of understanding in this area. Learning about the respective founders of each of the houses could go a long way in developing more understanding and unity between the houses, in my opinion.

Why shoud Hogwarts choose you? Because I could really shake up the history department.

[WelkinCooper]

Name: Professor Welkin Cooper

Subject: Applying for the newly created position of Magical Proficiency Tester and Student Counselor

Qualifications: Dumbledore recommended me before he died. Isn't that enough?

Why Hogwarts should choose you:
I'm very empathetic, not easily deceived by stories that start out "But honestly, my homework was eaten by a basilisk! He/She had no reason to deduct house points!" I'm quite good at discerning what areas an individual student has the most interest in and/or would be most proficient in and pointing them in the right direction to focus their studies. I'd be a good liason between students and faculty as well as faculty and parents because I'm charming but not easily intimidated.

Oh yes...I almost forgot...I make a great fruit crumble and would be willing to provide one on occasion for the teacher's lounge.