Great movie one liners!

[AldeberanBlack]

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack


Wayne's World.

[Goddess_Clio]

Originally Posted by AldeberanBlack

A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack


Wayne's World.

What? You're gonna leave out "SCHWING!!" ????

[Drbob31]

All from Princess Bride:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."

"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted."

[Potter_fan]

The Princess Bride is FILLED with awesome one-liners lol

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a shame to waste yours"

"As you wish"

"I'll call the brute squad"
"I'm on the brute squad"
"You ARE the brute squad"

(I know the last isn't a "one liner" but I still love it lol

[Ripper]

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!"

"We want the finest wines known to humanity. And we want them here and we want them now."

"Scrubbers!"

"We've gone on holiday by mistake."

"As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops."

That enough for now - almost every line is quotable in...

Withnail & I

[Goddess_Clio]

Originally Posted by Potter_fan

The Princess Bride is FILLED with awesome one-liners

The Princess Bride is just awesome all around!

Miracle Max: You got any money?
Inigo Montoya: Sixty-five.
Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
Miracle Max: You are a rotten liar.
Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
Miracle Max: Your first story was better.

TEEHEE!!! Love Billy Crystal as Miracle Max.

[WelkinCooper]

All About Eve, (1950), “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride”, Margo Channing (Bette Davis)

Cool Hand Luke , (1967), “What we have here is a failure to communicate”, Captain (Strother Martin)

Clue, (1985), “Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable”, Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn)

The Silence of the Lambs, (1991), “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner”, Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins)

Clerks, (1994), “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the ******* customers”, Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson)

Titanic , (1997), “Music to drown by – Now I know I’m in first class”, Tommy Ryan (Jason Barry)

[Goddess_Clio]

Originally Posted by WelkinCooper

Clue, (1985), “Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable”, Mrs. White (Madeline Kahn)

Wadsworth: The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
Miss Scarlet: Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
Wadsworth: It's not a trick. There was one shot at Mr. Boddy in the Study; two for the chandelier; two at the Lounge door and one for the singing telegram.
Miss Scarlet: That's not six.
Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.
Miss Scarlet: Uh-uh, there was only one shot that got the chandelier. That's one plus two plus one plus one.
Wadsworth: Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.
Miss Scarlet: Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it!

Mr. Green: So it was you. I was going to expose you.
Wadsworth: I know. So I choose to expose myself.
Colonel Mustard: Please, there are ladies present!

Mr. Green: Now there's one thing I don't understand.
Professor Plum: One thing?

Mrs. White: [after Mr. Green shoots Wadsworth] Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.

Such a great movie!

[Inigo Imago]

"Clinch up, Legolas" - Iron Man (Tony Stark) to Hawkeye in the Avengers

[MmeBergerac]

André Moreau (aka Scaramouche), in Scaramouche:

"I can no longer be taught by the man who taught my enemy. So, what is more fitting in a mad world, than to be taught by the man who taught the man who taught my enemy?"

[WelkinCooper]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. -- Animal House


Excuse me while I whip this out... -- Blazing Saddles


We're on a mission from God. -- The Blues Brothers


Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny. -- The Mask


We are the knights who say... NI! ... Bring us a shrubbery or we will say NI to you... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Instant gratification takes too long. -- Postcards from the Edge


It's really human of you to listen to all my bull****. -- Sixteen Candles


I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody -- The Talented Mr. Ripley


I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too. -- The Wizard of OZ


I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend. -- Mean Girls


I'll have what she's having. -- When Harry Met Sally


I like your sleeves. They're real big. -- Napoleon Dynamite

[LyannaS]

"Just because you have the emotional depth of a teaspoon..." (Hermione in OotP)

Ashley Wilkes: "Dante is an Italian writer..."
Scarlett O'Hara (dismissively): "Oh, a foreigner!"

"Don't you recognize me, Simon? I am Retribution." (Brat Farrar, in the eponymous book)

"Make my day!" (Dirty Harry)

Most of the lines in The Princess Bride (already quoted above, especially "My name is Inigo Montoya..."), including "As.. you... wish!" and "Inconceivable!"

[horcrux4]

If you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does. (Groucho Marx - Animal Crackers)

Nobody's perfect. ( Joe E Brown, Some like it hot)

Beautiful, naked, big-titted women don't just fall out of the sky you know. (Jay - Dogma)

I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
(Life of Brian)

[LyannaS]

"He branched off" - James Bond, I can't remember in which movie, after the villain pursuing him is caught in the forked tree branch.

"Are you looking for something?" (the Ursula Andress character, coming out of the sea in an explosive bikini)
James Bond: "No, just looking."

Lots of James Bond throwaway lines that I can't remember right now...

"I thought you loved me" (the Mary Ure character in Where Eagles Dare)
"I can't help what you think" (the Richard Burton character)

"I meant competent professors" (Minerva McGonagall to Umbridge)

[Siriusandme]

Bilbo Baggins: [asking Gandalf about Radagast] Is he a very great wizard, or is he more like you? (The Hobbit)

[Potter_fan]

Pitch Perfect:

Aubrey: You call yourself "Fat Amy"?
Fat Amy: yeah so skinny little twig *****es like you don't do it behind my back

Thumper: I feel like we should kiss
Fat Amy: And sometimes I feel I can do Crystal Meth but then think "eh better not"

Fat Amy: You are gonna get Pitch-Slapped so hard your mam-boobs are gonna cave in

Fat Amy: Whoomp there it is

(Can you tell I like Fat Amy? lol)

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by Drbob31

All from Princess Bride:

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."

"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted."

My favorite line from that movie, along with "Inconceivable!" .

Some of my favorites:

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!" ~ Network

"Here's Johnny!" ~ The Shining

"Soylent Green is people!" ~ Soylent Green

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." ~ Airplane!

Source: the site where I found the quotes

Disclaimer: from en.wikipedia.org