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Old June 26th, 2010, 11:58 pm
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The Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation game

Rules:

The rules of this game are extremely simple! All you do is take the previous person's "wish," then grant it in some way that corrupts the wish.

Then you make a wish of your own, and the cycle continues.


Example:

"I wish I had a house-elf who gave me gifts."

"Granted! You get the services of Kreacher, who gives you a dirty sock and a box of Bernie Botts' Earwax-Flavored Beans."
I wish I was Minister of Magic!"

"Granted! You get Umbridge and Percy as your personal secretaries, and your motorcade consists of a rental car and a fat kid on a bike.
I wish I had a date with Lavender Brown!"

"Granted, but... you have a date with Lavender Brown." etc.


I'll start:

I wish Luna Lovegood were a real person and that we were best friends.


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Old June 27th, 2010, 3:10 pm
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Granted! She invites you to her house and you get blown up by a "Crumple-Horned Snorlack"(or Erumpent) horn!

I wish i had a wand!


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Old June 27th, 2010, 3:15 pm
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Granted! Your wand is thick, wooden, and 24 inches long... you pig! I just meant that it would be rather difficult to wield in an elegant manner.

I wish for an opportunity to take teaching lessons from Lupin.


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Old June 27th, 2010, 3:25 pm
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Granted! He turns into a werewolf half way through the lesson and eats you!

I wish i went to hogwarts!


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Somewhere out in the darkness, a phoenix was singing in a way Harry had never heard before: a stricken lament of beauty. And Harry felt, as he had felt about phoenix song before, that the music was inside him, not without: it was his own grief turned magically to song that echoed across the grounds and through the castle windows.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, p.573


Fawkes: faithful to the end.


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Old June 27th, 2010, 10:39 pm
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Granted! You get to go as Filch's personal assistant.

I wish I had a broomstick!


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"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?" "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

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Old June 27th, 2010, 10:41 pm
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Granted! You have a broomstick. Now sweep out my room! Oh, btw, my kitty just pushed all of the litter out of her box with her paws.

I wish for a sampling of butterbeer, just to see how similar to buttermilk it is.


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Old June 27th, 2010, 11:47 pm
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation game

ouch xD

Granted! You can sample butterbeer- for the low, low price of two million dollars! Cough it up!

I wish I had a Time Turner.


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"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?" "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

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Old June 27th, 2010, 11:54 pm
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Granted! You over use it and end up in the middle of the ice age, and freeze!

I wish I could go to a Weasley family dinner.


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Old June 27th, 2010, 11:57 pm
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Granted! You may go, but you can't eat anything- and you have to do the dishes afterward!

I wish I had ten Galleons to spend at Honeydukes.


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"Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?" "Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage. "Listening to the news! Again?" "Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

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Old June 28th, 2010, 2:00 am
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Granted! Due to inflation, everything at Honeydukes now costs 20 galleons.

I wish there was a magic bravery spell I could cast on my kitty.


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Old June 28th, 2010, 5:32 am
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Granted, here it is

Eatus Ownercus!

I wish I had Felix Felicitas.


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Old June 28th, 2010, 6:11 am
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Granted. It turns out Felix Felicitas is actually a happy-go-lucky potion that makes you so happy-go-lucky that you decide to take a chance with petting Fluffy. Now aren't you upset you didn't write down your shopping list, so you could remember the name of Felix Felicis?

I wish for the ability to magically create cherry blossoms that stay flowered all year round.


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Old June 29th, 2010, 9:25 pm
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Granted! Your cherry blossoms turn out to be man-eating... well, you wanted magical ones. *shrugs*

I wish I could be best friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione. (See if you can corrupt that one!)


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Old June 30th, 2010, 4:57 am
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Granted, but since Voldemort found out about it, he kidnapped you, used Crucio to torture you, and now you lost your mind. You should've been friends before the DA meetings stopped, then Harry could've at least helped you a little bit in defending yourself. Oh well, at least you are still friends, not that you remember or anything.

I wish I had a Rememberall that would have told me to wish for Felix Felicis and not Felix Felicitas.


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Old June 30th, 2010, 5:15 am
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation game

Granted! It turns out that Rememberall is actually a cheap knockoff of Remembrall (tm). Rather than glowing when you've forgotten something, it simply forces you to remember it. They never quite solved the problem of how to prevent you from remembering ten million things you've forgotten all at the same time...

I wish there was an encounter with a sphinx somewhere in the Harry Potter saga.


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Old June 30th, 2010, 5:22 am
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Granted. It asked a question, you got it wrong. It thought you weren't clever, but you were quite tasty.

I wish I had Hermione to help me remember stuff like this. (I seriously need to read again......)


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Old June 30th, 2010, 12:17 pm
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Granted, Hermione was there to help you remember stuff, only that Snape found out you have a real bad memory so he put you into detention for a whole week, and minus 50 points from your house.

I wish I can date Neville for once.


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Old June 30th, 2010, 1:38 pm
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Granted, he takes you on a date to Azkaban when the dementors were there. Have fun!

I wish that Lockhart was never a professor.


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Old June 30th, 2010, 3:02 pm
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Granted, but... well, Lockhart was never a professor! That means you never got to laugh at and thoroughly enjoy all those very... amusing things he says! Also, he never lost his memory and you never got to watch Snape utterly own him.

I wish for a loyal, friendly pet hippogriff.


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Old June 30th, 2010, 3:03 pm
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Re: The Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation game

Granted, instead, Quirrell is reinstated and kills everyone.

I wish I got Outstanding in all my classes.


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