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That's the first thing that come's to mind for me too!
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the one where draco tells goyle:
"if you were any more stupid. you'd be walking backward!" or something like that...lol and... Mollyabout ron getting prefect: ooohh...that everyone if the familly!!! fred: what are george and i? next door neighbors?!?! and...where hermione is talking about all chos feelings and ron like" no one can feel all that at once...they'll explode.." and she says: just beacsue you got the emotional range of a teaspoon!!" oh and... in the first book when their in the devils snare and they trying to fight it... hermione: we need light! Ron: so light a fire! hermione: but theres no wood! ron:ARE YOU WITCH OR NOT!?!?!? LOL...HILARIOUS!!
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Malfoy: You're going to regret this.
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I'll stick to lines that come from the movies, because otherwise we have JKR to thank:
(Sorcerer's Stone) Hermione: "It'll transform any metal into pure gold, and produces the Elixir of Life, which will make the drinker immortal". Ron: "Immortal?" Hermione: "It means you never die". Ron: "I know what it means!" I]Sorcerer's Stone[/i]) Hermione: "If you don't it'll ony kill you faster". Ron: "Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax!" (Chamber of Secrets) Malfoy: "Read?..I didn't know you could read". (A popular one, and rightly so. Tom's delivery is perfect. ![]() (Prisoner of Azkaban) Ron: "Spiders! Spiders, they..they want me to tapdance...I don't want to tapdance". Harry: "You tell those spiders, Ron". Ron: "Tell..I'll tell them...*snoring*". (Same as above, really. Dan and Rupert never fail to crack me up here. ![]() (Chamber of Secrets) Hermione: "Look at my face". Ron: "Look at your tail". (Goblet of Fire) Neville: "Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!" (Goblet of Fire) Ron: "There she was walking by...you know how I like it when they walk." (Dan gives a hilarious nod of recognition here, too.) (Goblet of Fire) Ron: "I couldn't help it; it just sort of slipped out". Ginny: "Actually, he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening". (Goblet of Fire) Cedric: "How-how are you?" Harry: "Spectacular". There may be more, but that's all I can think of at the moment. (Probably plenty, actually.)
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i like it in COS when Harry and Ron are looking at Hermione as a cat:
Ron: look at her tail!! ![]() it just seems like a ron thing to do....however i always sing in my head: Lil Chris Adapted version of checking it out...Che che che checking her out...ohhhhhhh takign my chances....che che che checking her out... ![]() ![]()
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Ron: "Can we panic now?" - CoS - Rupert's face is hilarious!
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I thought about posting the "Obviously" line, but it's just that the line itself is only okay; it's Rickman's delivery that turns it into a comic highlight of the whole series.
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In COS - Ron: Eat slug!
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The one w/ Hermione and Grawp that was mentioned earlier.
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I just remembered some funny lines from PoA:
-"Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night."-Harry -"My, dear, from the moment you walked in, I knew that you didn't possess the Sight." *reads palm and points* "You see, there. Ah, you may be young in years, but your heart is as shrivelled as an old maid's. Your soul is as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave." *pats hand* Hermione storms out. "Have I said something?" ![]() |
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"I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!" "Ron, do you ever stop eating?" "You've got to admit, Dumbledore's got style." I LOVE THIS LINE IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN: "House cleaning!" And then the door opens and something growls at her and the wind blows her and then she says: "I'll come back later." That always cracks me up.
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