They WHAT?! Funny stories about the kids in your life

[leah49]

In English, "klipsauge" would be winking. Two eyes is called blinking. That's a cute story.

[Alfine]

Thanks for the translation :>

Although to "make a Klipsauge" is "zwinkern" in German. The closed eye itself is called a "Klipsauge" (Auge=eye), but this is a more child-like word. I don't even know if it exists everywhere in Germany, perhaps it's just in our dialect...but whatever, that's not the topic here! xD


And yes, the two of them are very cute :>
Ah, one day Malin wanted to help my mother to tidy up and asked if she should put the dog food away (it was in the kitchen, but belongs in another room).
My mother told her that she could do it, and so she grabbed the dog food and brought it to the room it belongs in...but she didn't simply put it on the floor, but in the washing machine! xD (she didn't know how to put it on, though - that would have been far worse, I guess xD)
After that she went back to my mother and told her that she had "cleaned everything up"...when my mother discovered the dog food in the washing machine, she first wasn't really pleased about it, but then had to laugh as well.

[Queen of Wise]

I don't have any kids but I do have a funny story a lady at work told me about her daughter, I will tell it as innocently as the little girl did, although it has a hidden racy punchline to it!

This little girl went to stay with her grandmother on weekends to visit and such, well one weekend she came home and told her mom "hey mommy, you know what, I think grandma and grandpa are poor" and her mommy says "what makes you say that honey?" and the little girl without missing a beat replies "because they really have to save money on their water, they take their bath at the same time!"

My co-worker still blushes when she tells us this story.

[deathplce4myhed]

Well I have a lot, I watch my lil sister(almost 3) and her lil bro(1).


About a week ago I was talking to my mom on the phone, my lil sister calls my mom Meme (her name isn't anywhere near that btw, no clue why she started saying that). Bella(sis) says "who you talking to?" I am like my mom, shes all meme!! and I stuck the phone to her ear and was all say "hi" instead of just saying hi, she takes the phone and is all "hi meme, how are you?(walking off into the kitchen)" and goes "hold on addie im talking to meme"(my names ashley btw). And wouldn't give me the phone back. She was acting like she was an adult, it was cute and funny.

Then one time Bell was suppose to be napping and she wasn't and I go in there and talk to her...she has stuffed animals(she calls them babies), she HAS to sleep with, ones a bunny she calls Sweet pea(this one she has to have no matter what), when I went in there she had been talking to her "babies"...I told her she needed to sleep, then she was all in a sad little voice, "Sweetpea told me to shut up" I was like WHAT?? She sad in a louder voice "Sweetpea told me to shut up", I was all "why would he say that?" "he wouldn't say that" lol...idr what was said after, but it was funny.

[KeepItDark]

my cousin had been playing with barbies, with her daughter, who is 6 i believe. the Ken doll had his pants down, and was sitting in the bathroom section of the barbie house thing. when my cousin asked her daughter what ken was doing, she replied he's pooping mommy!


there is another story, but it's not really....family friendly.

[undsy1525]

I used to work at a convenience store, and you get to know the local police officers really well. I was talking to one of them, and this little boy came up to her and asked, "Are you the po-po?"

Ah. True story.