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Old April 3rd, 2011, 11:59 am
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Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black & white!

Welcome to the brand new Cafe Voldemort. I felt it was in need of a make-over a la ME. Yes my latest field of study is interior design and styling. So please tell me, like it?

Most honoured customers that don't have to pay: The Dark Lord, Rita Skeeter and Perez Hilton XOXOXO

Any coffees, cookies, cakes etc are consumed at your own risk. We are not liable for any occurence of death, unexplainable sickness or sudden appearances of Dark Marks on arms...


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Old April 3rd, 2011, 12:58 pm
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

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Welcome to the brand new Cafe Voldemort. I felt it was in need of a make-over a la ME. Yes my latest field of study is interior design and styling. So please tell me, like it?

*Looks around cafe*

RDE, where exactly did you go to study interior design?

Iggy, thank you the T-shirt is lovely. I shall wear it wih pride.



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Old April 3rd, 2011, 1:07 pm
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*Looks around cafe*

RDE, where exactly did you go to study interior design?

The "Slayed" Institute, maybe?


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Old April 3rd, 2011, 4:34 pm
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

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Perez Hilton
He's a Muggle, innee? How do you keep The Dark Lord from AK'ing him?



I hope the menu hasn't changed much. I'm addicted to the Lucius Latte, and to your delicious Dark Lord Donuts, RDE.

*anticipates a demo of the Scary Walk*


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Old April 3rd, 2011, 5:21 pm
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

Ooooh, I want a t-shirt!! And a Sevcafe and 2 Sevvy Muffins, please...

(munches muffin and looks around) Kinda dark in here, isn't it? How about a little light...



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Old April 3rd, 2011, 5:32 pm
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Most honoured customers that don't have to pay: The Dark Lord, Rita Skeeter and Perez Hilton XOXOXO
Perez Hilton. Really? *Imagines Lord Voldemort having a conversation on Twitter or the likes with Perez Hilton*


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Old April 3rd, 2011, 7:34 pm
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

Ooh! Iggy! I totally want one of those SPSSW T-Shirts!

RDE! Where have you been hiding yourself? Were you transfigured for all that lost time into one of the chairs?

Silly Lyra... the Dark Lord doesn't AK Muggle soulmates! He uses them to do his bidding in the Muggle press. Voldemort, Rita, Perez - a perfect trio.

Oh, and a SevCafe please.

*sits down to enjoy the dark ambience*


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Old April 3rd, 2011, 8:19 pm
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The SPSSW is now a group. I had to, we already have shirts!
I'll have a strong SevCafe please, I need after reading all the Snape spoilers for DH2.


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Old April 4th, 2011, 7:24 am
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

May I have a nice SevCafe, extra dark chocolate, and a big warm armful of Sevvy Muffin? Nom nom nom...

Here are some more lights... it's just so darn dark!!!



Perfect venue for black light posters, though, don't you think? Or at least some UV Dark Marks...



I'd be halfway tempted to get one of these...


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Old April 4th, 2011, 11:04 am
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

Thank the good dark lord, no more pink.
Peppermint tea with lemon and jump to it. I have the dark lord's ear you know. It's here in my bag.


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Old April 4th, 2011, 11:07 am
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Thank the good dark lord, no more pink.
The "good dark lord"? Anyway, I wouldn't speak too soon, as Iggy always wears pink when she is on duty here. So your tea might be served along with a blaze of pink.

A SevCafe and a Sevy muffin for me please Iggy.



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Old April 4th, 2011, 11:36 am
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

Today's special is pomegranate iced tea, so we're not entirely free of pink.



Here's your SevCafe and SevyMuffin, TT!


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Old April 4th, 2011, 12:30 pm
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Management, management. Why don't you have Earl Grey? It would go with the decor.


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Old April 4th, 2011, 3:38 pm
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

There are no Earls in the Wizarding World, any more than there are princes.

Although if there were, I'm sure Lucius would be one. Or more likely a Duke; I'm sure he'd love being addressed as "Your Grace" by blood traitors like the Weasleys.

One Lucius Latte, please.



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Old April 4th, 2011, 5:03 pm
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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

Peppermint Tea with lemon.

Yes, Lucius does love to think of himself as something special. Self delusion is sad.

In honour of the Royal Wedding I will be making Scones with homemade strawberry jam and clotted cream or Devonshire Splits with jam and clotted cream. Orders please. Clotted cream and treacle, referred to this side of the pond as 'thunder and lightning' is also available. In honour of Harry's favourite, treacle tart. Side bets on the wedding dress are:
Silk 100-1
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Satin 5-2.



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Old April 4th, 2011, 5:11 pm
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Peppermint tea with lemon and jump to it.
Pardon me? I don't jump for anyone... except maybe Sir. Maybe.

Here's your Fawkes La-Mint Tea. We're out of lemons. And sorry, can't leave the pot this time. (Hint: "Please" goes a long way, you know...)



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Pardon me? I don't jump for anyone... except maybe Sir. Maybe.

Here's your Fawkes La-Mint Tea. We're out of lemons. And sorry, can't leave the pot this time. (Hint: "Please" goes a long way, you know...)

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Old April 4th, 2011, 5:54 pm
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Manners, Manners! No one is a House Elf here!


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Old April 4th, 2011, 6:43 pm
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Eh, I see no difference in the restyled cafe. If the scones and strawberry jam are ready, I'll have some of them, please, with a cold iced tea. Our Phoenix weather is still very warm for April. Thank you very much.


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Re: Cafe Voldemort (Not Voldy): All shiny in Voldemort black&white!

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Welcome to the brand new Cafe Voldemort. I felt it was in need of a make-over a la ME. Yes my latest field of study is interior design and styling. So please tell me, like it?

Most honoured customers that don't have to pay: The Dark Lord, Rita Skeeter and Perez Hilton XOXOXO
Perez Hilton? What has he done to earn your love?

Love the new decor, very Voldemort and not at all like the old cafe when it got overtaken by you-know-what. One Lucius Latte please.

Do you mind if I add a photo of the cafe's namesake? We shan't forget who this placed is named after (and who it is not).



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