Now Recruiting the Next Generation of Death Eaters

[Voldemorts8thHorcrux]

We're giving Lord Voldemort a new body and he needs new death eaters. So, remember, this would be a lifelong obligation so be careful

Name:
Age:
Qualifications:
Experience with wizards:
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord:
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?:
Purebloods; yay or nay?:
Other info that might be relevant:

Forgot to add my own qualifications, but whatever, if Voldy doesn't accept me i'm booting him out

Name: Aurelie
Age: 1
Qualifications: Seeing that I'm a one year old evil genius, no one could possibly suspect me of anything besides being cute and angelic even if i have high proficiency in magic.
Experience with wizards: I'm a witch with high proficiency in torture mechanisms
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: I'm going to be a future dark lord so yes, I'd do stuff for myself
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Of course, I'm sly and cunning and I fit the prejudice of being evil
Purebloods; yay or nay?: Irrelevant. Yes, I would prefer a pureblood over a mudblood but of course, Mugglebornes can be just as useful to use
Other info that might be relevant: People who cross my path will get their head photoshopped onto tutus and/or attacked by my patented pocket dementors

[PureBloodGirl]

First of all this looks like the forum that was used in the Lucius Malfoy business type thread, thing. Second, you stole my idea! Third, I'll sign up. Wait though, are these Death Eaters going to try and stop my vampire army? If they are, I won't sign up.

Name: Taylor

Age: 360, but I'm stuck in a 13 year old's body.

Qualifications: I was a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher 200 years ago, I was an auror 100 years ago, and am currently traveling the world looking for fellow vampires and wizards and witches who would do good in my evil vampire army.

Experience with wizards: I am one! Duh!

Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Yep!

Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Yes. I am evil.

Purebloods; yay or nay?: Yes, I am pureblood, hence the username. Also, purebloods are the best. I would say that muggleborns need to be kicked out of the wizarding world, but I don't want to offend any users.

Other info that might be relevant: I was bitten by a vampire 347 years ago, but I am still a witch with rather powerful magic.

[Voldemorts8thHorcrux]

Originally Posted by PureBloodGirl

First of all this looks like the forum that was used in the Lucius Malfoy business type thread, thing. Second, you stole my idea! Third, I'll sign up. Wait though, are these Death Eaters going to try and stop my vampire army? If they are, I won't sign up.
.[/b]

Actually, you stole the Malfoy's idea and I did too , and I won't bother, once your vampire army has run out of humans to extinguish, I will rise to power

[LordVoldkins]

Name: Bill
Age: 15
Qualifications:I was sent to azkaban for crucioing my parents at the age of 13 but i escaped by using my fathers invisbilty cloak
Experience with wizards:I am one!
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: But of course!!!
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: I AM ONE!!!!
Purebloods; yay or nay?: NAY!!!!!!!......JK!!! YAY!!! I'm a pureblood but i think that errdiacating halfbloods is like whatever.
Other info that might be relevant: I'm innocent looking and with every spell i cast i also cast a memory modificator

[Jonnyboy]

Name: Jonzosaurus
Age: Irrelevant
Qualifications: Dragon-tamer, jedi, mighty warrior, genius and all round God. etc.
Experience with wizards: I go to Hogwarts. Um. Yeah.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Nope.
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: No. I'm in Hufflepuff.
Purebloods; yay or nay?: RACISTS!
Other info that might be relevant: I'm an ignorant young wizard who doesn't know what he's getting himself into. : )

[KeepItDark]

Name: Theresa
Age: not important.
Qualifications: powerful witch, great with torture spells, i am creator of torture devices/potions....and i am able to get to the root of muggles.
Experience with wizards: I am one. well, i am a witch.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: would there be anything in it for me if i answered yes?
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Yes. I'm PURE evil.
Purebloods; yay or nay?:YAY!
Other info that might be relevant: Werewolves and other 'dark' creatures seem to be attracted to me, so if i am recruited, you'll have more chances to have the creatures you'd want handy. Also, I do a lot of baking, and i make the best dark cakes and cookies, that most of the time may become poisoned in the process of baking.

[Kierstoast]

Age: N/A
Qualifications: N/A
Experience with wizards: I would tell you, but what's the point? None of the wizards I have contended with are still alive to reccomend me.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Anything.
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Well, no, I'm in Ravenclaw, but the Sorting Hat seriously thought about putting me in Slytherin.
Purebloods; yay or nay?: Yay. . . . honestly? The Dark Lord wishes us to pronounce yay to the entire world? Is this is a test? It will definitely instill fear into the hearts of all wizards and witches. . .
Other info that might be relevant: I would wear my Dark Mark with pride.

[Sam_Lestrange]

Name: Samuel Lestrange
Age: 17
Qualifications: Master of the Dark Arts, skilled in Occlumency.
Experience with wizards: High skill in duelling. Signature spell is Crucio.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Of course, unless someday I become the dark lord.
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Of course. I believe in a pureblood society.
Purebloods; yay or nay?: Yay! I hate filthy half-bloods and mudbloods.
Other info that might be relevant: Son of Bellatrix Lestrange.

[SiriusBlackX]

Name: JESSICA
Age: 18
Qualifications: I USED TO WORK FOR THE MINISTER OF MAGIC, BUT HE GOT BORING, SO I CRUCIOED HIM AND QUIT. NUFF SAID.
Experience with wizards: I'VE HEXED A COUPLE OF PEOPLE, AND... WELL, I STILL DO > I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY TURN TO HEX GRANGER!
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: WELL, YEAH! EVERYTHING IN MY POWER, I'LL DO!
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: WELL, DUH! I WAS IN SLYTHERIN WHEN I ATTENDED HOGWARTS, AND MY DREAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO BE A DEATHEATER. NOW YOU MIGHT MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE, OR YOU'LL MAKE ME WORK FOR POTTER
Purebloods; yay or nay?: YAY YAY YAY!
Other info that might be relevant: UMM... I LIKE PIE?

[No_Name]

Name: The name is Lestrange, Aquila Lestrange
Age: Depends on when you ask me, I'm great with potions
Qualifications: I'm an exellent potion-maker, and use the cruciatus-curse in a way that no-one will ever forget in their lives. Also, I'm a parselmouth.
Experience with wizards: Well, I am and exellent witch and I'm good at making potions, I come from one of the purest bloodlines in history of magic, enough said.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Why yes, of course I am willing.
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Because I'm just 100% Slytherin according to the sorting hat, and nearly everyone in my entire family has been a Slytherin.
Purebloods; yay or nay?: YAY! I'm from one of the purest bloodlines EVER and I am really proud of that!
Other info that might be relevant: I'm a Lestrange, enough said.

[BellatrixRiddle]

Name: Bert Harrison
Age: 23
Qualifications: Can perform all three unforgivable curses, signature move is Incendio
Experience with wizards: Well I've had an experience with wizard everyday since I am a wizard.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Well of course unless The Next Dark Lord is a Mudblood but that won't ever happen.
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: I don't consider, I am a Slytherin Why? because there is one thing I think about everyday Dark Arts
Purebloods; yay or nay?: Yay, I'm a pure blood it's so pure
Other info that might be relevant: Used Avada Kadvra on 4 wizards and 7 muggles. Sentenced to be in Azkaban for the rest of my life but when the demonters came for me I used Expecto Patronum and have been in hiding ever since.

[Random Death Eater]

All looks very promising

[Gryffinderp]

Name: Gryffinderp
Age: 22
Qualifications: I can brew poisonous potions! (Unintentionally poisonous). Also, I'm a Slytherin, I expect preferential consideration!
Experience with wizards: They're absolute dogs! Witches are better, in my experience.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Only for Lord MoldyShorts
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Yup, cuz I was sorted into Slytherin.
Purebloods; yay or nay?: I'm a Muggleborn, hope that isn't a problem! Lols!
Other info that might be relevant: I dig the Dark Mark.

[DarkMarkBella]

Name: Bella
Age: 20
Qualifications: Do not let me age fool you. I am darkly powerful.
Experience with wizards: They do my bidding. Unless they're voldemorts.
Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Naturally.
Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: Yes. My kind of people.
Purebloods; yay or nay?: Yay. Naturally.
Other info that might be relevant: Ah, you see I am an actor by trade. Any undercover jobs may be sent my way. So long as torture follows completion.

[JohanT]

Name: Johan...T

Age: "The length of time in which a person has lived or a thing has existed" (definition from Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/age)...This citation was for you, mods . Can't be too careful, now). In other words, classified information that remains a touchy subject among many of the baby boom population, as well as frequenters on internet forums .

Qualifications: I...am simply applying for the comic relief position. You know, court jesters and what not. Though, I will draw the line when costumes are concerned. Anything gold and red will be adequate. After all, a human form of the despised house of courageous beings that only exists to make a mockery of himself will provide wonderful entertainment, no?

Experience with wizards: My next-next-next-next-next door neighbor may or may not be a muggle-born squib .

Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: Yes, the Dark Lord is certainly a wonderful humanoid-like creature. However, at the present time (a time period that has extended beyond my usual 1 year obsession limit), my loyalty is directed towards a blonde cartoon character in his early 20's. For reference, my signature is a rather accurate depiction of his Lordship.

Do you consider yourself a Slytherin?: Sure
Why?: Hmmm...why indeed....

Purebloods; yay or nay?: My true answer would be "Yay". However, jumping for joy is certainly not the way to go when choosing your ideal world .

Other info that might be relevant: Ok, well, I'm unemployed, so...I really need this job. If you could find an ounce of kindness in that blackhole of an eighth of a soul, then I would be most grateful. I come to you a humbled Muggle .

[Garwain]

Name: garwain blackwood

Age: 85

Qualifications: GED and a give-em-hell attitude.

Experience with wizards: at my old workplace, there was a regular client. an old lady who came in every day, guaranteed, donning a different hat of varying heights and inventories. Often it was stacks of fruit or flowers, other such vibrant items. It seemed that every article of clothing she owned was uniquely bright and saturated, and she was rather insistent on bringing together colours that had no business whatsoever being anywhere near each other. The one consistency in her appearance, other than the promise of imminent certifiability, was a long, felt overcoat. Of purple.

Are you willing to do nearly anything for Lord Voldemort or any future dark lord: future dark lord? No. I am signing up for Voldemort, what the hell.

Do you consider yourself a Slytherin? Why?: No. I am a Hufflepuff. Beause I'm a particularly good finder. I am, however, a 'wannabe' Slytherin. Which should count for something.

Purebloods; yay or nay?: yay. (although I've got the muddiest blood around )

Other info that might be relevant: I already have an Overlord. Name is Misha Collins. I understand that some may doubt his position as Supreme Overlord due to ignorance. His position is evidenced thus:












You can no longer claim ignorance. Govern yourselves accordingly.

[DarkMarkBella]

Originally Posted by JohanT

P.S. I wouldn't bother looking at the user who applied after me. He looks a bit sketchy...Not to mention his signature pledges allegiance to a certain someone who he has failed to cite in his application . True devotion? I think not!

I don't have a signature?

[SeverusLuvsLily]

Name: Kieran
35
Trained Assasin
Experience with wizards: Killing Mudbloods and Gryffindors.
Yes
Slytherin because the easiest way to get your own way is to kill
YAY!!
I am an epicly powerful curser