Funniest lines in the films

[lynn_farie]

Take 'er away, Ern!

[SnowyOwl36]

"Wicked" - Fred and George

"That's likely" - Also Fred and George

"Neville Longbottom? How's mum and Dad?" - Bellatrix

"Yes"..."Obviously" - Snape

"Although if you wish to poison him I would have the greatest sympathy" - Snape

"I didn't know you could read" - Draco. This one is a classic.

[LinnendeBlack]

My favourite line has to be -

"Get away from my Godson."
*PUNCH*



Excellently delivered by Mr. Oldman.

[PureBloodGirl]

"It says here that you applied for the job first?"Professor Umbridge
"Yes,"Snape
"And you were unsuccesful?"Umbridge
"Obviously,"Snape
Then Ron starts giggling and when Umbridge leaves Snape slaps Ron in the back of the head with a book.
That part made me crack up!

Then the one in the ministry:

"Get away from my godson,"Sirius Black
Then he punches Lucius(I think it was him)

Those are my favorite funny lines from Order of the Phoniex. For the other movies I can't think of any.

[dragonslady]

This isn't a line as such, but I love it in the first flying lesson where Harry's giggling about Ron's broom hitting him in the face because it's so natural - like Dan was actually unable to stop himself giggling.

[elvischick101]

My favorite would have to be when Umbridge get's told off by while Harry is being advised on his career. If anyone can give me these lines I would love it!

[sirius_lee_G]

i love the part where draco goes like y are u wearing gallases?
harry(goyle)- reading
draco- reading? i didnt noe u could read!

and i like the chinese fireball.. ooooooooooohh part lol!

[4_4hugo4_4]

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i love the part where draco goes like y are u wearing gallases?
harry(goyle)- reading
draco- reading? i didnt noe u could read!

HAHA!!!

"It says here that you applied for the job first?"Professor Umbridge
"Yes,"Snape
"And you were unsuccesful?"Umbridge
"Obviously,"Snape
Then Ron starts giggling and when Umbridge leaves Snape slaps Ron in the back of the head with a book.
That part made me crack up!

That part cracked me up too!

Like I said before, there are so many funny parts I don't think it's possible to fit them all on here!

[Alicks]

Everything the shrunken head says on the Knight Bus in POA just cracks me up so bad

[GrangerHermione]

I just remebered one from PoA :
"Well, Harry's got sort of a...wonky cross? That's trials and suffering. And that there could be the sun; that's happiness. So...you're going to suffer, but you're going to be...happy about it."
Another Ron line.

[DeathlyH]

"The Chinese Fireball! Oooooh!" Just the way Crouch said it makes it even better.

[GrangerHermione]

Originally Posted by DeathlyH

"The Chinese Fireball! Oooooh!" Just the way Crouch said it makes it even better.

I had forgotton about that one!! The "Ooooh!" is so hilarious! And I love the part right after that when Dumbldore says to Cedric, "Mr. Diggory, at the sound of the cannon---" and then Filch blasts the cannon early and cuts him off.

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by GrangerHermione

I had forgotton about that one!! The "Ooooh!" is so hilarious! And I love the part right after that when Dumbldore says to Cedric, "Mr. Diggory, at the sound of the cannon---" and then Filch blasts the cannon early and cuts him off.

I loved that line ! I felt so sorry for Dumbledore .

[Viola16]

Originally Posted by PureBloodGirl

"It says here that you applied for the job first?"Professor Umbridge
"Yes,"Snape
"And you were unsuccesful?"Umbridge
"Obviously,"Snape
Then Ron starts giggling and when Umbridge leaves Snape slaps Ron in the back of the head with a book.
That part made me crack up!

I loved that one!! It was hilarious!

[xhanax315]

"You're a right foul git, you know that?"
"Think so? Anything else?"
"Yeah, stay away from me."

Gof. I love this scene between Harry and Ron. I laugh every time I watch it.


"Teaching."
"Teaching, Moody, is that a student?"
"Techniquely its a ferret."

I love this part too when Moody turns Draco into a ferret.

[GemmaBlack]

I love in Gof when one of the twin asks the girl to the ball like pointing at her and making a dance movement.
In GoF when harry smiles with pop in his mouth.
Also In CoS when Lockhart say something like " i didnt defeat banshee by smiling at them" and then does that little laugh and smile.
And in OoTP when Umbridge is asking snape about wanting to be defence against the darks arts teacher. "Obviously" then he hits Ron on the head with a book.

I was watching OoTP in the cinema and when Hermione said " everybody this is Loony love... luna lovegood" I burst out laughing. I was the only one.

"Why dont you run along and play with your chemistry set"-Sirius Black, PoA

Move your body like a hairy troll
Learning to rock and roll
Spin around like a crazy 'elf
A' Dancin' by himself
I boogie down like a unicorn
No stoppin' till the break of dawn
Put your hands up in the air
Like a dog, or just don't care

Can you dance the hipogriff?
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma

[GrangerHermione]

Originally Posted by GemmaBlack

I love in Gof when one of the twin asks the girl to the ball like pointing at her and making a dance movement.

Oh, that part was hysterical! And then at the end he winks at Ron and Harry like he's saying, "See? It's easy!"

In GoF when harry smiles with pop in his mouth.

I love Harry's little dribble. The first time I saw that I cracked up.

And in OoTP when Umbridge is asking snape about wanting to be defence against the darks arts teacher. "Obviously" then he hits Ron on the head with a book.

I had forgotton that he hits Ron in the head with a book! He just takes out his frustration on the nearest person that he hates.

"Why dont you run along and play with your chemistry set"-Sirius Black, PoA

I loved that one.

Move your body like a hairy troll
Learning to rock and roll
Spin around like a crazy 'elf
A' Dancin' by himself
I boogie down like a unicorn
No stoppin' till the break of dawn
Put your hands up in the air
Like a dog, or just don't care

Can you dance the hipogriff?
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma

I love tht song! As a matter of fact, I started randomly singing it today.

[GemmaBlack]

Rita Skeeter: This is cozy.
Harry: It's a broom cupboard.
Rita Skeeter: Well you should feel right at home, then.

Harry: Hey, my eyes aren't glistening with the ghost of my past!


Also very funny I thought.

[sticky]

Originally Posted by GemmaBlack

Move your body like a hairy troll
Learning to rock and roll
Spin around like a crazy 'elf
A' Dancin' by himself
I boogie down like a unicorn
No stoppin' till the break of dawn
Put your hands up in the air
Like a dog, or just don't care

Can you dance the hipogriff?
Ma ma ma, ma ma ma, ma ma ma

oh god i love this it makes me laugh everytime i listen to it awesome lyrics

[Marina]

The "quarrelling like an old married couple!" line gets me everytime.

I like the twins' interaction with Ron in the dance lesson scene in GoF.