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Old September 13th, 2009, 10:54 am
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

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Both in The Half Blood Prince:

In Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes when Ron talks to Fred and George:

Ron: How much for this?
F&G: 5 Galleons.
Ron: How much for me?
F&G: 5 Galleons.
Ron: Im your brother.
F&G: 10 Galleons ?
Oh and 3rd movie...

Professor Snape: I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend enter the castle and now here's the proof.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape - once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Professor Snape: [raises his wand at Black] Give me a reason. I beg you.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet!
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
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Old September 13th, 2009, 5:32 pm
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Both in The Half Blood Prince:

In Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes when Ron talks to Fred and George:

Ron: How much for this?
F&G: 5 Galleons.
Ron: How much for me?
F&G: 5 Galleons.
Ron: Im your brother.
F&G: 10 Galleons ?

And Hermione:

CAN'T-YOU-STOP-EATING?

Oh, I loved the Galleon part!


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Old September 13th, 2009, 5:51 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

Ron, "so did you an Ginny do it then?"
Harry [lost in thought], "oh yeah"


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Old September 13th, 2009, 6:42 pm
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Ron, "so did you an Ginny do it then?"
Harry [lost in thought], "oh yeah"
No, no. It wasn't like that. Harry answered:
H:What?
and
Ron:Hide the book.
and then
Harry:Oh, yeah.

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Oh, I loved the Galleon part!
My favourite!


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Old September 13th, 2009, 7:07 pm
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Oh and 3rd movie...

Professor Snape: I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend enter the castle and now here's the proof.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape - once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Professor Snape: [raises his wand at Black] Give me a reason. I beg you.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet!
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Got to love Padfoot Trust him to insult the person holding a wand to his neck!
Ahhh I wana hug you just for typing all that out That is one of my all time favourite scenes! Just the chemistry and delivery of all the lines between the actors is just so perfect! Proper captivating scene too as well though, the way Alan Rickman says 'I beg you'


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Old September 13th, 2009, 7:25 pm
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Harry to Snape: Yes

Snape: Yes, Sir

Harry: You don't have to call me Sir, professor.


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Oh and 3rd movie...

Professor Snape: I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend enter the castle and now here's the proof.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape - once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Professor Snape: [raises his wand at Black] Give me a reason. I beg you.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet!
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Got to love Padfoot Trust him to insult the person holding a wand to his neck!


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"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."
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Old September 13th, 2009, 10:00 pm
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Re: Funniest lines in the films

the galleons one of course is one

CoS
hermione: im going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us all killed.. or worse, expelled

McGonnagle: not many first years could have taken on a fully grown mountain troll
(in the delivery)

GoF
Mr. Weasley: get out of the ktchen Ron we're all hungry
F&G: out of the kitchen Ron
Mr. Weasley: feet off the table
F&G: feet off the table
(great delivery)

HPB
harry:well you know, shes got nice, skin
Ron:you think he he likes my sister for her skin?
Harry:im just saying, it could be a... contributing factor
*pause*
Ron:I suppose hermione has nice skin, i mean, as far as skin goes
harry: id never really thought about it much, but... yea i guess so
(i thought it was hilarious how harry had thought about ginny's skin but not hermiones... and even funnier that ron didnt pick up on that)

Ron: I think I love her
Harry: ok.... well have you even actually met her?
Ron: no. . . could you introduce me

but my all-time favorit has to be
Luna: Ive never been to this part of the castle before... at least not while i was awake... you see I sleep-walk sometimes, thats why i wear shoes to bed
(or any luna quote for that matter)


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Old September 15th, 2009, 7:07 am
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GoF
Ginny: I think you're in love Ron
Ron:Shut up
F&G: Viktor i love you
Viktor i doooo and when we're apart my heart beats only for you...

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ROn dancing with Mcgonagall
Harry:You're never gonna let him forget this are you
F&G:NEVER!


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Old September 15th, 2009, 7:58 am
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HBP
Dumbledore to Harry and Slughorn "That was fun."


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Old September 15th, 2009, 11:45 am
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Old September 17th, 2009, 12:43 am
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Lavender: Ah see?! He senses my presence don't worry, Won Won. I'm here, I'm here.
Ron: Er...my...nee. Hermione...
[Lavender runs out]
Dumbledore: Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting.

Hilarious how Jessie says "he senses my presence" gets me everytime


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Re: Funniest lines in the films

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harry:well you know, shes got nice, skin
Ron:you think he he likes my sister for her skin?
Harry:im just saying, it could be a... contributing factor
*pause*
Ron:I suppose hermione has nice skin, i mean, as far as skin goes
harry: id never really thought about it much, but... yea i guess so
(i thought it was hilarious how harry had thought about ginny's skin but not hermiones... and even funnier that ron didnt pick up on that)
Oh my gosh! I'm pretty sure I forgot that in my last post. I looove that scene!! One of my favorites in the whole movie!


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Old September 17th, 2009, 4:30 am
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I find just about all of the things Snape and Lucius say hilarious, its all in the delivery.

Lucius CoS: "Ah, and you must be the Weasleys" and "Well, Well, Well, Weasely Senior"


Snape, PoA: "Turn to page threehundred and nine....ty four"
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Old September 27th, 2009, 12:26 pm
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OoTP:

*Dumbledore disappears*

Kingsley: I know you don't like Dumbledore Dolores, but you've got to admit...He's got style.

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Old September 27th, 2009, 12:39 pm
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OoTP:

*Dumbledore disappears*

Kingsley: I know you don't like Dumbledore Dolores, but you've got to admit...He's got style.

XD
actually, he was talking to Fudge


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Old September 27th, 2009, 1:20 pm
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^Oh right. sorry :P I have a terrible memory.


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actually, he was talking to Fudge
i think it was ''you may not like him minister but you can't deny ''
''Dumbledore's got style!''


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Old October 2nd, 2009, 3:44 pm
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That was hilarious! But I have to admit I laughed most at the book, tho!


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