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Old July 8th, 2009, 10:06 pm
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Pretty much everything the Janitor says! Like "Knife-wrentch, for kids"

Dr. Cox: Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out!



Supernatural !


(about Bela)
Dean: Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**!
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

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Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Dean: *nods*
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

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Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.
Man those lines from Supernatural are funny... I've never even watched the show, and they make me laugh. They kind of remind me of the X-Files humor wise... rip Kim... you were awesome .


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Old July 27th, 2011, 1:40 am
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Re: Favorite TV Show Lines

Got one from the Golden Girls --

Can I ask a dumb question? Rose to Dorothy

Better than anyone I know. Dorothy to Rose

Source: From Lifetime, during one of the commercials for the show itself.

another source where this came from


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*note to Mods: I did my best to find the sources for all of these quotes... and if there are any that I missed, source wise, I'm sorry . There's only so much that I could do, since it's been so long since I posted this originally.


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RIP my older cat. I'll miss you, my wonderful furry friend. RIP Anthony Bourdain.

RIP Harry Anderson, aka: Judge Stone (Night Court). Thanks for the memories.

Sad about the upcoming closing of the forums, but I won't forget you guys, thanks for the memories!

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RIP Toys R' Us. Once a Toys R' Us Kid, always one.

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Re: Favorite TV Show Lines

Friends

Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

Joey: How you doin'?

[Ross and Rachel are trying to decide a name for their baby]
Ross: OK, how about Ruth?
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?

[At a soap opera awards show, Joey accepted an award on an absent actress' behalf]
Rachel: Joey, you can't steal an award.
Joey: I'm not stealing it. I'm accepting it on her behalf.
Rachel: You don't even know what behalf means.
Joey: I know what it means. It's a verb. As in, I behalfing it.

Joey: I am telling this to Rachel.
Monica: No, Joey.
Joey: Unless...
Chandler: Unless what?
Joey: Unless you name your first born after me.
Chandler: What? Why?
Joey: Because, I may never have kids. Somebody's gonna have to carry on my family name.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribianni.
[pause]
Joey: Oh ho ho. You almost had me there.

[Chandler's roommate, Eddie has just accused him of sleeping with his ex girlfriend and killing his fish]
Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?
Chandler: Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish.

Chandler: Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.
Joey: I will not take this abuse.
[Walks to the door and opens it to leave]
Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry.
[Burst into song and dances out of the door]
Chandler: 'Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy... '


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Re: Favorite TV Show Lines

From Glee:

Puck: Hey, ankle grabber, I had sex with your mother. No, seriously, I cleaned out her pool and had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.

From House:

Cameron: My Aunt Elisa lives in Pennsylvania
House: Ooh, it's story time. Let me go get my ba ba.

From The Simpsons:

Officer: Uh, Chief, maybe we better check that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot.
Chief Wiggum: Did you have the funny dream with the backwards talking and flaming cards, too?
Officer: I'll drive.

From Futurama:

Fry: Are you sure you don't want to kill all humans?
Bender: No, I love all humans.


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Re: Favorite TV Show Lines

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Friends

Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?

Joey: How you doin'?
My two faves .

Moo point and How you doin'?


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Re: Favorite TV Show Lines

Just remembered one from the tv show Taxi.

[Jim is taking his driver's test]

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Psst. What does a yellow light mean?

Bobby Wheeler: Slow down.

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. What... does... a... yellow... light... mean?

Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwhhhaaaat dooeesss aaaa yyyeeeellllowwww lllliiiight mmmmeeeannn?

Bobby Wheeler: Slow down!

Reverend Jim Ignatowski: OK. Wwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat dddddddoooooooeeeeeesssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllloooooooowwwwwwww w liiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtt mmmmmeeeeeeaaaaaan?


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RIP Uncle Bob . 1933-2016 Thanks for everything and thanks for the memories. We love you and miss you.


RIP my older cat. I'll miss you, my wonderful furry friend. RIP Anthony Bourdain.

RIP Harry Anderson, aka: Judge Stone (Night Court). Thanks for the memories.

Sad about the upcoming closing of the forums, but I won't forget you guys, thanks for the memories!

Proud fan of the TV show, The X Files and proud shipper of Mulder and Scully!!

RIP Toys R' Us. Once a Toys R' Us Kid, always one.
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