The Simpsons

[PureBloodGirl]

I used to watch this a lot, but I don't anymore. Occasionally, I'll turn it on and watch it, but it just doesn't interest me anymore. I've gotten bored of it. My favorite characters though were Homer, Barney, and the Comic Book Guy.

[Schlubalybub]

My favourites are Homer, Ralph, Ned, and Patty and Selma

[superduperboard]

I love the Simpsons it is so funny has everyone heard of the site that you can watch the simpsons online for free is called Simpsons Episodes it a pretty good site Simpsons Episodes

[Fawkesfan1]

Awesome find -- and you can watch them on Hulu.com as well. Fox put them on there for people to watch for free . I still haven't had the chance to watch any myself though.

[superduperboard]

Thanks and yea both hulu.com and Simpson Episodes both are great sites for everyone to use

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by superduperboard

Thanks and yea both hulu.com and Simpson Episodes both are great sites for everyone to use

Yep for the most part. If you don't update the flash player though every so often... then bye bye hulu . It really stinks -- since I'm not a huge fan of those things .

What was your favorite Simpsons ep?

For me, almost every Treehouse of Horror episode was good, along with the whole episodes of 'Who Shot Mr. Burns?' --

Spoiler: show

I just loved the ending -- that it turned out to Maggie, who accidently shot him ...

[superduperboard]

That was a funny episode
Gone Maggie Gone it was so funny everyone should watch it

[deathplce4myhed]

Why is this show still on?
The new ones are not even funny, and there was one that just had like so much commercials that it was a pointless, there was nothing in it that was funny...


I like watching some old episodes...but Fox tends to replay the same like 20 ones, so I gave up on it

I live Bart.
I also love Maggie. Love the episode where Homer is about to get killed by the mob then they all end up getting shot, then guess who did it??

Skinner amuses me also.

[AlfonzoFirewalk]

I still really enjoy this show despite it's decrease in quality. The earlier seasons are much stronger than the later ones, but overall it's still a good show. Season 20 has been the weakest and there's only a few episodes that I enjoy. I love watching the old episodes though and the Halloween episodes are my favorite ones.

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by AlfonzoFirewalk

I still really enjoy this show despite it's decrease in quality. The earlier seasons are much stronger than the later ones, but overall it's still a good show. Season 20 has been the weakest and there's only a few episodes that I enjoy. I love watching the old episodes though and the Halloween episodes are my favorite ones.

Yea I haven't been able to watch it myself as of late... but I did notice a decrease in quality as the years went by. It's not easy to keep that up -- in terms of the writing and all that. And I certainly don't envy the writers.

[BubblyShell22]

Yes, it has gone downhill, but I still try to watch as much as I can. I think it's because I still think it will be good. The movie pretty much had the quality writing that the show used to have.

[KeepItDark]

*in best ralph voice*
"I bent my wookie."

[Schlubalybub]

That's a Ralph classic

Ralph is amazing

"He's gonna smell like hotdogs"

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

[BubblyShell22]

Yep, Ralph is awesome.

"That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end."

Bart: Got any threes?
Ralph: Go fish.
Bart: See, Ralph, here's the problem. You've got several threes.
Ralph: Go fish.

Ralph: That's where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right. Leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Ralph: Mss Hoover, I ate my red crayon. Can I get another one?
Miss H.: No, Ralph. Lay your head down on your desk.
Ralph: That's where I get an A.

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by Schlubalybub

That's a Ralph classic

Ralph is amazing

"He's gonna smell like hotdogs"

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Yea Ralph's pretty cool...

And I love that line... the Super Nintendo Chalmers one .

[BubblyShell22]

Yeah, I liked the Super Nintendo Chalmers line as well. I also liked this one, "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

[Fawkesfan1]

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Yeah, I liked the Super Nintendo Chalmers line as well. I also liked this one, "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Nice... what season was that one from?

Ralph most certainly is random... We can all count on that from him at least .

[KeepItDark]

Mr. Burns: Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys.

Apu: [two bullies walk out with store merchadise] Thank you steal again.

Rainer Wolfcastle: [singing] Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z / Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

[Ralph is lying in bed]
Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
Chief Wiggum: You'll wear 'em till you learn, son.

Newspaper editor:We're looking for a new food critic, someone who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats.
Homer: Nah, it usually takes a few hours.

Bart Simpson: I want to be emancipated!
Homer Simpson: Emancipated? Why do you want that? Don't you like being a dude?


Professor Ludwig: Ms. Simpson, do you think there is something
funny about the term tromboner?

Bart: I smell a museum.
Homer: Yeah, good things don't end with 'eum,' they end with 'mania' or 'teria.'

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

[Bachman Turner Overdrive is playing at a county fair]
Bart: Who are those pleasant old men?
Homer: It's BTO. They're Canada's answer to ELP. Their big hit was TCB.
[Bart stares at Homer]
Homer: That's how we talked in the '70s. We didn't have a moment to spare.

Ralph: Why do people keep running away from me?[wets himself and smiles]

[in front a "Best Teacher's Award" committee]
Bart: [in a video] This year, I'd like to nominate my teacher- Ms. Krabappel. Shy may not be glamorous or entertaining. She's just a normal teacher who's always there. And, she's never given up on me- Bart Simpson.
[all committee members gasp in horror]
Committee member #1: Bart Simpson? I thought he was an urban legend.

Marge: Careful of that apple pie on the back seat...
Grampa: Uh-oh.
Marge: Grampa, are you sitting on the pie?
Grampa: I sure hope so.


Nelson: Hey, I'm on TV. Fart.

[filing out medical forms]
Mr. Burns: Social security number? Naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, 2. Damn Roosevelt. Cause of parents death? Got in my way.

Congressman: Why, this news make my blood boil, my left arm feel numb, my mouth taste of copper! Arrgggh!
[congressman collapses]
Marge: He's had a heart-attack! Quick someone do CPR!
Homer Simpson: [singing] I see a bad moon rising.
Marge: No that's CCR!
Homer Simpson: Errr...
[singing]
Homer Simpson: Looks like we're in for nasty weather.

[BubblyShell22]

Great quotes. I don't know which season Ralph says the quote I listed, but I do know it's the episode where the girl Alison is smarter than Lisa and gets first chair for the sax. Then Lisa sabotages Alison's diarama,and Ralph ends up winning with his Star Wars figures.

[IenjoyAcidPops]

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

Great quotes. I don't know which season Ralph says the quote I listed, but I do know it's the episode where the girl Alison is smarter than Lisa and gets first chair for the sax. Then Lisa sabotages Alison's diarama,and Ralph ends up winning with his Star Wars figures.

Season 6, "Lisa's Rival."