Intriguing text messages

[mac_attack]

I'm pretty sure this is allowed and that it should belong here in the Great Hall. If not, mods feel free to move/delete it.

I got asked this the other day, to see what my last texts said about me. It was pretty entertaining. So what does your last text say??

My last received text is from my mom. It says: "NEVER put a Chick-fil-a in the microwave in the wrapper. It's not pretty."

My last outgoing text is to my mom: "My mom started the fire! It was always burning since the world was turning! "

I guess it's obvious from mine that my mom and I are close.

So what does everyone else's last text say? What does it say about you? What do you think other people's texts say about them?

[gipro2003]

Ingoing is from my guy friend: well im still taking my six week tests and i still need all of my finals

outgoing is to aforementioned friend: well that sucks even worse

i guess it suggests that neither of us enjoy finasl

[elfears91]

last picture was one of my cat to a friend and my last outgoing text was something like does she know we'll talk later....last incoming was idk k

[lovehedwig]

The last text I sent said: "Ha I can just imagine him with curves."
That was when my friend texted me about seeing a lady who looked like the woman version of Snape. So, I guess the latest text I received was, "I saw a lady-version of Snape!" I'm only guessing from memory, since I deleted my whole inbox.

[LBuccalo]

my last incoming text was Lt. Shinysides saves the day and my last outgoing was you are a nerd. I am a manager at a smoothie shop and some employees decided to cut eye holes and a mouth out of an empty ice cream bucket and let their high school friends put it on their heads and run around the store, well they ran into the wall and crashed through it. It was pretty ridiculous. Anyways, the ice cream bucket was found and it turns out they had colored all over it and named it Lt. Shinysides, so the incoming was from the owner of the store and it showed a pic of what it looked like. Yikes.

[mac_attack]

My last incoming text was from my friend's mom. It says: "I'm going to have to slap you just a little."

Our families are very close...enough so that we feel comfortable threatening each other with bodily harm.

[sticky]

ok..last incoming text is from a friend: ''well i don't know if i will c laura. she said that her mum will drop our presents off on wednesday. Jo i will see on wednesday morning and yeah we will probably see briony. see you at break tomorrow then luv anna.''
my last outgoing text was: ''I don't know becuase i won't see laura or jo so i would have to give them to you to give to them...i don't know what day you will see them...''
we were discussing when we were going to give each other our christmas presents

[Lorena]

my last text was from my brother. He wanted to know what I wanted as a birthday present. I told him I do not have HP 3, 4, 5, and 6 in spanish!!!

[mac_attack]

Sorry to keep posting here over and over again, but I keep getting/sending random texts. They all sound completely hilarious when taken out of the context of the conversation.

My last outgoing:
"I just took a nap and had a pretty entertaining dream about Germans."

[doeeyes8]

[I'll just translate it to english.]
"Mom, we're home."

[Dandinigirl13]

Erm...mine said:

Paigey? I need sum1 2 text, u need to get credit! from Lemon

lol translated as: Paige? I need someone to text, you need to get credit! From Leo

[doeeyes8]

"I'll go to school later. This is Clarence."

[PureBloodGirl]

The last person I texted was my friend Vianey and she said "I can't text anymore. My dad got made because I went overy my minutes by texting."

I said "Sorry I'll stop texting now."

That was a couple of weeks ago.

[doeeyes8]

"Thanks very much, Ma'am A. :]"

[Emma]

( I don't know wow to do texting????????????????????

[sllagnire]

My last text was: "::hug::"

[wearec44]

My friend asking hm if he liked pie.

[sirius_lee_G]

Jerry: "u goin 2 soccer 2daii? if no lets go 2 movies i wanna c ironman and calvins being a ----" <--- Won't say that part here

me: maibe idk gotta askshelby id its cacled or no and plu ive seen it 1000 times!

This tells you that neither of us used proper english while writing these

no it told you that.... I don't know that Jerry is wanting to to the movies? While I have soccer in the way?... yes

[Dandinigirl13]

Originally Posted by sirius_lee_G

Jerry: "u goin 2 soccer 2daii? if no lets go 2 movies i wanna c ironman and calvins being a ----" <--- Won't say that part here

me: maibe idk gotta askshelby id its cacled or no and plu ive seen it 1000 times!

This tells you that neither of us used proper english while writing these

no it told you that.... I don't know that Jerry is wanting to to the movies? While I have soccer in the way?... yes

Hehe Ari Lee!

My last text was: JADE! wot is r spanish hwk? luv p

translated as: Jade! What is our spanish homework? Love Paige

[PureBloodGirl]

Picture of the batman (awsome!) symbol that my cousin sent me.