Ask Snape - The Game

[HPitty23]

Snape,

No, I.... I need some advice. This is REALLY embarrassing, but...... THE OTHER KIDS WON'T STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!! They call me traitor, and a Daddy's boy, and a bunch of other names. What can I do? There's only so many hexes I can perform (you know how many times I would have failed your class if you and my father weren't such good friends) and all the kids know the counter-curses anyway. What should I do, Snape?

Draco
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Lily,
You know you are always welcome to visit me at any time. As long as you don't bring that sniveling brat with you.
Snape.

[Raven95]

Draco, I'll handle the kids doing this to you. There's no reason why they should. I think they're jealous of your powers. If they persist, I'll reprimand them to the Headmaster.

Professor Snape


Thank you Snape. I'm visiting you tonite for a quick visit. And no, I won't take James or Harry with me. He's not a brat. He's been helpful to me by being real quiet as much as possible. You should be proud of him for doing so well in his studies.

Lily Potter

[megan_black]

Lily,
i am not talking about Harry, i think he is a wonderful boy! I am really glad he turned out like you other wise i would have flunked him for calling me snivillus! you can bring Harry! we, in the end turned out to be great friends! just dont bring James! thats all i am asking

Severus

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Snape,
i know i should not be owling you about this but, i am really worried about Draco! he has flunked Herboligy, Charms AND DADA! and he wont tell me what is wrong! do you have any explaination?

Narcissa

[jnette]

Narcissa,
Draco fails on his own accord. I tried to tell the boy that there's this thing called STUDYING--not only having Daddy to catch you every time you fall. As for you, I know you are a very smart, talented witch--teach your son!! We all know Lucius can't--he has you and Bellatrix do all the work for him and that Rudolpho!! Talk to Draco--I can't fix everything; he needs to be responsible for himself.

Severus

Dear Severus,
It was so good to see you the other day. I'm glad you told me to bring Harry. I want to also tell you how proud I am that you spent all those years helping Dumbledore with the Order; and I know how you feel about James, but he is just as greatful as I that you helped save our son. Owl us soon.

Lily

[megan_black]

Snape,
WHY DID YOU TELL MY MOTHER IS WAS FLUNKING ON MY OWN ACOARDS!?!?! NOW SHE IS TRYING TO GET ME TO GO TO THE LIBRARY EVERY FIVE MINEITS!!! UGH! THANKS ALOT!! YOU KNOW THATS NOT WHY I AM FLUNKING!!!!

THE VERY ANGRY,
Draco

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Lily,
i am starting to recieve letters from your sister, i know this is kinda a personal question but, is it true Dudley (i think thats his name) had a wizarding child? because if that is not your sister than i am afraid i have a stocker (and i think i know who it is, Bellatrix Lestrange) she is starting to get on my nerves and apparently she is warm up to harry also (and his children) and i have recieved multipule letters from ginny asking me how to get petunia OUT of there house

Severus

[jnette]

Draco,
Yes, you are flunking on your own accord. You are very smart, yet choose to have Daddy bail you out every time things don't go your way. I'm glad your mother has you at the library. She is an extremely talented witch--learn from her and her example!!! As for you personally, I do like you--that's why I tell you like it is!!! Get some studying done, and we'll make plans to meet at the Three Broomsticks!

Professor Snape

Dear Severus,
Yes, my nephew Dudley has a wizard son. Petunia is horrified; but it serves her right, treating Harry as she did all those years, not telling him who James and I really were.... Anyway, if you do have a stalker, it is probably Bellatrix--she's a crazy dolt of a you-know-what----poor, stupid Rudolpho!!! I have talked to Harry and Ginny about the Petunia-in-the-house situation, and the only way to get rid of her, at least my suggestion, is for you to go over there and drive her nuts--she never liked you, even as a child; so it seems fitting that you be the magic bullet. Please owl all of us--me, Harry, Ginny.....but not Petunia! I love my sister, but give me a break--she's too much!

Thanks.
Lily

[megan_black]

Lily,
sure! i will do everything in my power to drive her nuts! in fact it would be my pleasure!
i will do as you wish, you chose to make my happeness as a child your top priority and now i will make your happeness (and your family--NOT JAMES!) MY top priority!

Snape

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Snape,
YOU JUST DONT GET IT DO YOU!! IF I SUCCED EVERY CLASS I TAKE THE OTHERS MAKE FUN OF ME!! I AM NOT THAT MUDBLOOD, GRANGER! I CANNOT STAND PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

STILL ANGRY,
Draco

[FutureAuthor13]

Dear Draco,

If this unnecessary response will be what I receive every time I try to assist you, then I cannot do it any longer.

Regretfully,
~Professor Snape
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Dear Professor Snape,

I'm sorry, I'll try not to contact you again- I promise!

Anyway, there's a bit of a problem in Hogwarts- the Headmaster's Office still seems to think, well, that you're the Headmaster. Professor McGonnagal tried everything but it's sealed itself off from us completely.

Do you know if you put any strong Protection Charms on it and if so, how to break them? Hermione can't believe she can't find the countercurse(!) (*Only joking, Hermione...yeah, 'course I'll write it out...*)

Thanks,
~Harry Potter

[jnette]

Dear Harry,
Yes, I am the Headmaster. So is McGonagall. Since we both did our parts (in very different ways, mind you) to help Dumbledore, there was a unanimous decision that we should both share the responsibilities in Hogwart's; as we have shown that the school and it's students are our top priority. I spoke to McGonagall, and she was pretending to try to help you out, not sure if I was ready to let everyone know that the school has two Headmasters. Also, do not worry about contacting me or not--have you not been getting your owls from me? (check, you'll see you either forgotten our new alliance, or someone is screwing around with our mail). Let me know what your mail/owl situation is.

Severus


Dear Professor Snape,
I'm sorry I've been so angry, but you have no idea what's it's like to be bullied, instead of being the bully!! I can't take it. It's easier to just be "me" than to actually have to study. Any suggestions?

Draco

[FutureAuthor13]

Dear Draco,

You do what you feel is right. Studying will get you a better career and lifestyle. As for the bullying, I'll be blunt. Now you know how it felt for, what every first year in Gryffindor? Stand up for yourself.

Hope this helps you,

~Professor Snape
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Dear Professor Snape,

Thanks!

I've not received any Owls from you, save for that last one. Hermione helped me to buy another Owl in Diagon Alley but none of them seem to be as reliable as Hedwig.

Anyway, another question: Do you know if the Room of Requirement still works after...the Feindfyre? (You did hear about that, right?) I think a certain book in there belongs to you.

Thanks again!
~Harry

[megan_black]

Harry,
of course that room still works! i happen to use one of my many spells on it as a child and it ALWAYS repared it self, and yes i do know something in that room belonged to me (a little 'snake' told me so) i am sort of glad its burnt to ashs now (mostly because some of those spells in there are VERY lets say 'dangerous') oh and i happen to know a very reliabal owl imporium i recomend you get the one there by the name of 'fleet' he is VERY intellagent (dont ask me how i know about this place by the way its the new one in Hogsmead, i know a owl imporium at hogsmead? very wierd huh?)

severus

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Snape,

fine...

Draco

[Raven95]

Draco, The least I could do was give you advice. I couldn't make the bullies stop. I had a duel with them in the back of the building. It was bit of a tie, I'm sorry. I could I suppose teach you Defense Against the Dark Arts. Why the heck not.

Professor Snape


Snape, There could be immediate danger for you. I found out at the Daily Prophet that Bellatrix has escaped. Keep your EYES PEELED. She is a tough one once she gets aroused with great anger over her. So keep a silent head and a soft voice. How is your girlfriend Raven holding up from all of this? I imagine the stress of Bellatrix is enough to make the two of you mad.

I wish the best for you and your girlfriend,

Dumbledore

[jnette]

"Dumbledore",
Raven who? I heard you escaped Azkaban, and I am in a very safe place, thankyou. I know they will catch up to you soon. Kiss a dementor.
Severus


Dear Professor Snape,
I was wondering if you could help me be more like Potter. I'm sorry I've been complaining about bullies and grades. I see Potter now, and he's got it all--even though he was bullied!!!!!! Yes, I would like lessons in DADA. Thankyou.

Draco

[Raven95]

Bellatrix, YOU cannot fool ME any longer! I had to explain it wasn't me in that letter to Dumbledore!
I will not read any more of your stupid letters and will give them to Dumbledore for burning. Stay away from me and my girlfriend. I wish that Dumbledore was there when you wrote that letter to him!
I always respect him dearly. As for YOU, YOU do not respect anyone including yourself. So get some respect and leave me alone!
Stop disgracing me and I should know that I have a girlfriend named Raven, at least one of them is.
You'll never be my girlfriend. I'm attending to a girlfriend right now else where. I want to be away from you as much as possible!
Don't bring up my past or my girlfriends!

Severus Snape


Draco, You cannot be anybody but yourself. Don't be like Harry Potter just because he's more popular.
I won't like you anymore than I already do. The lessons start tomorrow.

Professor Snape

[jnette]

Dear Professor Snape,
Thank you. I really don't want to BE Potter, but I notice that him, and others around him, who studied and did what they were supposed to do have much better lives. I also do not want to turn out like my father! See you tomorrow. Thank you again.
Draco



Dear Severus,
I have notified Arthur Weasley at the Ministry about this Bellatrix stuff. I will continue to burn the letters; but I don't think it was wise to let her know your girlfriend's name is Raven--I will be telling anyone who has contacted her that you were bluffing about her name in order to protect her--I don't trust Bellatrix one bit. Also, Harry went to that owlrey you suggested, and found Hedwig--she's alive and knew Harry immediatley! Though Harry had to repurchase her, it was a small proce to pay to find that she's OK. Harry is coming to visit this Sunday, and will join us for lunch.

Albus

[megan_black]

Draco,
OH THANK MERLIN! i thought for a while you WOULD turn out like your father! i am SO glad you turned the other cheek! its not that i HATE your father i just dont like the way he acts sometimes... a lot... OK ALL THE TIME! but still!

Professsor Snape

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Albus,
its just i thought she would lay off me if i told her i had a girlfriend, but i guess your right.
i know, i knew Hedwig was there, and i knew he wanted another owl so... i kinda pulled some strings, she used to be 1000 gallions (i know! WAAAYYY to expensive!) i told the guy there who that owl used to belong to and well he took off 542 gallions! apparently he knew harry and how much he loved that owl, and then when he told me his name i was COMPLETLY shocked! it was that Collin Creevy kids brother!!!

Severus

[Daggerstone]

Dear Mr Weasley & Mr Weasley

While I do appreciate the time you took to compose this missive to Albus in my stead (all five and a half seconds of it), I would appreciate it even more if you refrained from impersonating me in the future... at least until you familiarize yourselves with the basics of English grammar and punctuation.

In other words: that would be a "T", gentlemen.

Albus,
It's just that I thought she would lay off of me if I told her I had a girlfriend, but I guess you're right.
I knew Hedwig was there, and I knew he wanted another owl so I kind of pulled some strings - she used to be 1000 Galleons (I know - way too expensive!). I told the guy there to whom that owl used to belong and, well, he took 542 Galleons off. Apparently, he knew Harry and how much he loved that owl. Then, when he told me his name, I was completely shocked: it was that Collin Creevey kid's brother!

Severus

Cordially,
Prof. S. Snape


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Dear Professor Snape,

I thought you and my father were friends? He certainly always speaks about you quite favourably...
I'm afraid I do not understand the cheek reference - whose cheeks do you propose I have been turning, exactly? And, more importantly: why?


Sincerely,
Draco Malfoy

[HPitty23]

Draco,
Well, obviously your mind is not as mature as I once thought it. What I was trying to say was that you've come to realize that your father is not the best role model for you, and you've learned not to let his wants or actions to influence your behavior. And as for not liking your father- I simply find some parts of his demeanor quite upsetting. That is all. Your father and I have been friends for a very long time, Draco, ever since we were students at Hogwarts. I do not hate your father.
Your Professor,
S. Snape
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Dear Snape,
I just thought you'd like to know that I'm in possession of your wand. I happened to come across it while strolling the castle last night, like you know I do when I grow restless. It was in a very peculiar place; it was lying next to the one-eyed witch statue. What could it have possibly been doing there?
Dumbledore

[Raven95]

Professor Snape, I do not appreciate being belittled by you as I just asked a simple question. A mind can only comprehend so much sir. If you can get along with him so well then why the problem communicating? When did you guys last get in a fight? My father always resolves everything.
If there's a problem, I would like to tell him so he could resolve any conflict. Being sarcastic is his way of coping. He's still my father and I will always stick up for him no matter what. Even though he can tend to be difficult.

Draco


Albus, I was star gazing and drifted to sleep.
I awoke from a nightmare and must of dropped it on my way to the headmaster's office.

Oops!

Severus Snape

[megan_black]

Severus,
severus, severus, severus, I know you know that star gazing usaully leads to sleep, there fore i am not beleiving this little, lets call it... story. I know I may tend to be a bit of a fruit cake sometimes, but i am not stupid! you should know that! Something tells me this has to do with Draco, and if it does i strongly dissaprove, you may be trying to help the poor boy but i do NOT want you running arands for him!

Albus

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Draco,
you know that little arand you told me to do? well i lost my wand doing it!! AND i had to lie to Dumbledore! i am still awaiting his response but something tells me it wont be good!

Professor Snape