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#41
July 17th, 2009, 9:44 pm
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Re: Ask Voldemort -- The Game
To Saturna Black,
Ha Ha. You fool! I have the one and only true sword locked up in my most faithful followers vault. I know it is the real deal because Griphook said so – so nah nah, nah nah, nah. You appear to risked your life for a fake! You are stupid and I am sooo smart! Voldemort ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HiYa Master Voldy! Sorry, but Kreacher appears to be ill and unable to accompany you on the quest thingy you wanted. May I suggest you use the Malfoy’s House elf Dobby instead? Yours, always faithful, RAB 
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#42
July 19th, 2009, 7:07 pm
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I hate Dobby. You and that house-elf of yours will will do my bidding, or else! Your Lord and Master Voldemort ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Voldemort HissHiss Hiss HissHHississ HissHissHissHiss Hiss Hiss HissHiss HissHissHiss Hiss? HissHissHiss Hiss HissHissHiss HissHissHiss HissHissHissHiss HissHiss HissHiss Hiss HissHiss. ssssssssssssissssssssssssssssss. HissHissHisss. From, Grandpappy Marvolo
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Dumbledore: Once again I must ask to much of you Harry. Harry: What is it Sir? Dumbledore: You must let Ginny tie your shoelaces.
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#43
July 20th, 2009, 3:37 am
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Re: Ask Voldemort -- The Game
'Grandpappy Marvolo',
HIss hissy hiss hiss... HISS THIS! AVADA KADAVRA! -______________________________________________ Dear Lord Voldemort, I apologize for two things- my foul-mouthed-ness and the fact i am late in replying to your response. I had to....do things to the children selling lemonade, since it wasn't lemonade. I thank you for considering to let me join your ranks. It would be an honor to serve you, sir. You said you were planning to leave a trail of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans into a hidey hole I dug myself. I must say, interesting, yet, you'll catch the red-head (ron weasley i believe) instead. Trust me, I tried it in the Forbidden Forest last year. I was thing more or less along the lines of using "Accio Potter" . or another poprtkey- i'm pretty good at setting those up and hiding them. Thank you for your time, sincerely, KID (KeepItDark)
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And they can try their hardest, cos they dont frighten me-Behind the Lines- Genesis I'm sorry, I don't believe that Toilet Paper should have words on it.- me on Twilight May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-George Carlin There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.- George Carlin I'd rather be a fan of Peter Pettigrew than a fan of Edward Cullen.-me, again on Twilight "Live Long and Prosper."- Spock Keep behind me. There's no sense in getting killed by a plant.- The Day of the Triffids
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#44
July 20th, 2009, 4:29 am
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Re: Ask Voldemort -- The Game
K.I.D,
You say the Red-Haired Weasel will be more likely to follow my trial? Darn it! I've already set the trail and dug the hole! I even had to go and get a Manicure to get rid of the dirt that got stuck under my nails. I know what your thinking, why didn't I use my wand to dig the hole? Well, to be honest, I wanted to see what it was like to physically do something. Go on, laugh. Who cares what you think anyway, my nails look fantastic. Anywho, lets put our heads together (as friends) and see if we can make a good enough Portkey for the Potter kid to pick up. Maybe we could make Ginny Weasley a Portkey? That would work. Sincerely, Lord "French-Tip-Nails" Voldemort ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Lord "French-Tip-Nails" Voldemort, I have received your order for 1 Pink Frilly Robe. What size did you order again, I just need to double check. Regards, Anna from Robes for Pretty Girls
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#45
July 20th, 2009, 4:21 pm
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dear imperiosed Anna,
I say you made a mistake.I never asked such a outfit.Don't dare annoy me with Lucius' letters.I think I have found a good meal for Nagini. Imperio-come to Malfoy manor .I was one muggle less for my offering to night. P.S:I will never be called as Lord Voldemort,neverthless Lord "French-Tip-Nails"Voldemort. Dearessssst massster, I had a dream lasssst night.A woman in magnified eyes,covered by layersss of shawl,ssssaid in a hoarse voice that I should be beware of red sssstones and talking hat.She also told that I had my lasssst meal (Pettigrew of course,I keep a count of my mealsss) I am afraid massster.what do you think about my dream lord? P.S:Bella callssss me for duel.I have been hinting her (couldn't tell) that I am the only one dark lord ever caressss for .am I right? yourssss, Nagini.
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#46
July 21st, 2009, 2:39 am
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Nagini-
You are absolutely right. You are the only one i Care for. Your dream- I will protect you with every inch of me and i will kill whoever threatens you in the slightest. _your master. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Lord Voldemort, I won't laugh at you for digging the hole yourself. I did it that way. You got a manicure? How does it look? I wish i could get one, but i never have anyone to go with, i seem to kill them. I was thinking of using Potter's Broom or a "official" notice from the ministry , since what happens if Ginny Weasley touches herself? and no, i'm not saying that in a dirty way- i'm talking about when she scratches her head, or what happens when someone other than Potter touches her? sincerely, KID (KeepItDark)
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And they can try their hardest, cos they dont frighten me-Behind the Lines- Genesis I'm sorry, I don't believe that Toilet Paper should have words on it.- me on Twilight May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-George Carlin There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.- George Carlin I'd rather be a fan of Peter Pettigrew than a fan of Edward Cullen.-me, again on Twilight "Live Long and Prosper."- Spock Keep behind me. There's no sense in getting killed by a plant.- The Day of the Triffids
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#47
July 21st, 2009, 2:48 am
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Re: Ask Voldemort -- The Game
K.I.D,
My manicure looks fantastic, and to be quite frank, I look even more spectacular. If thats even possible. I suggest you come with me to get a Foot Spa next time I decide to get one done. The dead skin around my toes is starting to mould. Hmm you raise a good point about Ginny. Perhaps we need to think about this some more. I suggest we go and grab and Iced Coffee and then perhaps we could discuss these plans over the previously suggested Foot Spa. The sound of the jets will block out our conversation to unwanted eavesdroppers. Sincerely, Lord Voldemort ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Lord "French-Tip-Nails" Voldemort, I am not getting confused. You specifically came to me and ordered a Pink Frilly Robe. I can add the lace around the bottom if you still would like me to do that. The option is there. Anna Robes for Pretty Girls
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#48
July 21st, 2009, 5:34 am
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Dear Anna
Avada Kedavra. That is all. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Voldemort Were you ever hugged?
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#49
July 21st, 2009, 10:12 pm
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That is the stupidest question I have ever heard. I grew up in a Muggle orphanage. Do you really think I was ever hugged?
Avada Kedavra. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Voldy, You stink! And you killed my brother! Dennis Creevey.
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#50
July 21st, 2009, 10:33 pm
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Silly Mudblood,
If you ever got close enough to me to smell whether or not i stink, you would've been dead long before writing to me. Avada Kedavra. Lord Voldemort **************** Dear Lord Voldemort, Me and Bella and various other fangirls have formed the Society of Fangirls Devoted to the Dark Lord. YOU WILL BE OURS!!!!! Love V8thH
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#51
July 21st, 2009, 11:59 pm
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Filth! If you truly supported me, you would hand it over free of charge! AVADA KEDAVRA! With love, The Dark Lord -------------------------------------------------------- To the Dark Lord, Stay out of the Forbidden Forest or we thestrals will kill and consume you. You and your clumsy Death Eaters chased us from our clearing. Stay away! Yours Truly, Tenebrus, Leader of the Thestrals Sorry, that was the only one I could think of an answer to.....
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 Tulio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death! [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it] But not with that.  I am in Slytherin. Fear me.
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#52
July 22nd, 2009, 12:07 am
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Sorry, but you can only answer the last post. The one you answered had already been answered.
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Official Member of the Jacq Triumvirate My Deviantart Account Voldemort Feels Pretty, My animated music video for "I feel Pretty" Featuring LORD VOLDEMORT! My original story: Teeter Totter (Has absolutely nothing to do with playgrounds)
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#53
July 22nd, 2009, 2:12 am
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How many times must I tell you and your annoying bunch of fangirls to stay away! AVADA KEDAVRA! Without Love, The Dark Lord. Quote:
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Tulio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death! [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it] But not with that. I am in Slytherin. Fear me.
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#54
July 22nd, 2009, 2:41 am
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No problem, honest mistake
Tenebrus, I'm dead already remember? The Dark Lord ********* Dear Lord Voldemort I dare you to not say Avada Kedavra or write it or use it in any form for a whole week. Sincerely, Imtotallydontdeservetobekilled
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Official Member of the Jacq Triumvirate My Deviantart Account Voldemort Feels Pretty, My animated music video for "I feel Pretty" Featuring LORD VOLDEMORT! My original story: Teeter Totter (Has absolutely nothing to do with playgrounds)
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#55
July 22nd, 2009, 6:36 am
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Are you trying to ridicule me? Fat buffoon, I won't even think again about killing you.
AVADA KEDRAVA!!!! --Dark Lord ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Tom, I am interested in having you return to Hogwarts to teach Defence Against the Dark Arts. --Professor Merrythought
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unafraid to express her views intelligent and artistically creative comforting and understanding willing to be brave loyal to friends How else could I admire her?
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#56
July 22nd, 2009, 6:48 am
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DEAR Prof,
If Dumbeldore had given me when I have asked ....I am sensitive.Please dont ridicule me .I was a good boy but my life changed with my greed. To think of all those I have lost....Please people/fans don't make me cry....  I have lost * * My beauty * * my goldilocks......To think you people making fun of my appearance......buhu..buhu...aaaah...buhu.... From, Lord *crying*Babymort. ------------------------------------------------ Lord *crying*Babymort, Please don't cry master.My manor is shaking with your shrieks.Please let me offer my help.Let me place you in the rocking cradle and sing lullaby to you. "Araroo arirarooo baby go to sleep..... Ararooo ariraroo baby have sweet dreams.... Ararooo ariraroo baby close your eyes ...." Now my manor is shaking with my lullaby.I need a 'thankyou for making me sleep ' letter. Yours, Lucius 'motherly' Malfoy Last edited by fredgirl; July 22nd, 2009 at 6:55 am. Reason: First I have answered for 'dont deserved to be killed' but as Luna posted ,I edited mine to answer her.
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#57
July 22nd, 2009, 11:19 am
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Lucius,
i see you are still a snivelling idiot! CRUCIO! The Dark Lord. Dear Lord Voldemort, Do you use deodorant? 'Coz I can't help but doubt that you shower. Thanks, CuriousCat.
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Last edited by hestiajones; July 22nd, 2009 at 11:22 am.
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#58
July 22nd, 2009, 9:24 pm
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CuriusCat,
Thank you for writing, however, there are somethings i don't need to discuss with morons like you. AVADA KADAVRA! _Lord Voldemort. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Lord Voldemort, I promise I'm not trying to be a fangirl/suckup/Bellatrix, but considering if Wormtail had gotten the potion wrong, and messed something up, you do look quite spectacular. That sounds like a great idea, about joining you at the Foot Spa, as long as you can promise not to kill me. There are a few thing we should discuss too, if you want the plan to go perfectly. Sincerely, KID
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And they can try their hardest, cos they dont frighten me-Behind the Lines- Genesis I'm sorry, I don't believe that Toilet Paper should have words on it.- me on Twilight May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-George Carlin There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.- George Carlin I'd rather be a fan of Peter Pettigrew than a fan of Edward Cullen.-me, again on Twilight "Live Long and Prosper."- Spock Keep behind me. There's no sense in getting killed by a plant.- The Day of the Triffids Last edited by KeepItDark; July 24th, 2009 at 3:08 am.
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#59
July 26th, 2009, 3:44 am
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KID,
The only matter that will be discussed as we revel in a foot message will be your unyielding service to me. Or your death if you refuse. The Dark Lord ------------------------------------------ Dear Dark Lord, Fellow Death Eaters and I have been discussing the possibly of throwing Lucius and his wife Narcissa a surprise wedding anniversary celebration. We wish for your approval and attendance. Al the best, Dolohov
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#60
July 26th, 2009, 3:52 am
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Dolohov-
AVADA KADAVRA. -The Dark Lord ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lord Voldemort, If you recall, my request to work for you, i will do anything for you. And yes, i mean anything. -KID
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And they can try their hardest, cos they dont frighten me-Behind the Lines- Genesis I'm sorry, I don't believe that Toilet Paper should have words on it.- me on Twilight May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-George Carlin There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.- George Carlin I'd rather be a fan of Peter Pettigrew than a fan of Edward Cullen.-me, again on Twilight "Live Long and Prosper."- Spock Keep behind me. There's no sense in getting killed by a plant.- The Day of the Triffids
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