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July 7th, 2009, 10:17 pm
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Shortest books written by characters
So I stole this idea from a Godfather forum, but I think it's really funny when it gets going. Basically create titles of books that would be extremely short (out of irony) written by a character. For example:
Life with My Parents by Harry Potter 101 Ways To Effectively Kill Albus Dumbledore by Draco Malfoy Boxing for Dummies by Dudley Dursley Killing Potter: A Success Story by Lord Voldemort it's kind of fun to think them up  
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#2
July 7th, 2009, 10:44 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Effective Classroom Management - by Prof. Quirrell
Haircare Tips - by Severus Snape Secrets of a Long and Happy Marriage - by Mrs Zabini
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#3
July 8th, 2009, 12:31 am
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
The Dolores Umbridge Guide to Popularity
Exercising Caution by Sirius Black Living in Moderation by Horace Slughorn
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July 8th, 2009, 1:21 am
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
An Unofficial Guide to Building a Better Father/Son Relationship by Bartemius Crouch
My Travels in Albania by Quirinus Quirrell An Appeal for Sanity by Xenophilius Lovegood
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July 8th, 2009, 1:39 am
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Multidimensional Calculus by Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle
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July 8th, 2009, 7:17 am
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
How To Go Crazy and Party Till Dawn by Minerva McGonagall.
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#8
July 8th, 2009, 1:12 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Haha, this is a great idea!
Guide to Love Magic by Tom Riddle Understanding the principles of wandlore by Tom Riddle How to encourage a magical child's individual development and growth by Vernon Dursley & Argus Filch (with a foreword from Petunia Dursley, the author of Loving an adopted child like your own and We all can't be magical - Overcoming your envy towards a magical sibling) Why is Divination important by Hermione Granger No clothes, please! - 100 reasons for not freeing House Elves by Hermione Granger (includes a preview of Granger's upcoming book It's just a beast - a case study of a dangerous Hippogriff)
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#9
July 8th, 2009, 5:22 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
The Dangers and Challenges of Raising Dragons- by Rubeus Hagrid
How to be Loyal- by Peter Pettigrew The Importance of Respecting Privacy- by Rita Skeeter When Politics Doesn't Mix: A Guide to Keeping a Cool Head- by Cornelius Fudge Why we All Need Happiness- by Moaning Myrtle
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July 8th, 2009, 5:54 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Good thread
 All you need is Love- Lord Voldemort Living life in a 'Mobile Library'- Ron Weasley The Comprehensive Guide to Restrained and Responsible Reporting- Rita Skeeter
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July 8th, 2009, 5:55 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Dark Times: A Foolproof Guide to Ministry Protection by Rufus Scrimgeour
Bewitching Your Love: A Success Story by Romilda Vane In Pursuit of the Horn: A Quest for the Ellusive Crumple-Horned Snorkack Horn by Xenophilius Lovegood Success with the Dark Lord by Lucius Malfoy
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"Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?" "Hmm... What do you think Harry?" said Luna, looking thoughtful. "What? Isn't there a password?" "Oh no, you've got to answer the question," said Luna. "What if you get it wrong?" "Well, you have to wait for somebody who gets it right," said Luna. "That way you learn, you see?" 
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#12
July 8th, 2009, 6:32 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
great things if really done- gilderoy lockhart
Live your life today- prof. Trelawney moments when i was nice- Doloris Umbridge
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July 8th, 2009, 6:52 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Stylish Interior Decor by Dolores Umbridge
Inter-species Harmony by Dolores Umbridge Humility by Gilderoy Lockhart Tasty Vegetarian Meals by Fenrir Greyback and Count Sanguini Nice Guys Get Nowhere: Ruthless Tactics for Climbing to the Top in Your Ministry Career by Arthur Weasley
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He's brilliant at cracking the crime. With his dexterity And his acumen, he Could investigate me any time. Last edited by Melaszka; July 8th, 2009 at 6:54 pm.
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July 8th, 2009, 11:20 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Quote:
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More cooperations: The Boy Who Lived - The greatest shame of our times by Colin Creevey & Dobby the House Elf Postal Problems? - Tips for safe & reliable owl-post deliveries by Errol & Pigwidgeon Colorus clothicus! - Freshening your wardrobe by Severus Snape & Irma Pince The misery of being a twin by Fred & George Weasley
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July 9th, 2009, 12:28 am
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
I Did Not Have Any Relationship with Albus Dumbledore by Gellert Grindelwald
How to Conceal That Annoying Scar by Harry Potter Family Trees and How to "Prune" Them by Bellatrix Lestrange How to Be a Better Wizard by Salazar Slytherin How to Not Ignominiously Die by Tom Marvolo Riddle Deathly Hallows and How to Avoid Them by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore How I Expelled that Arrogant Potter Boy from Hogwarts and the Nine-Hundred-and-Ninety-Nine Ways I Accomplished It by Stealing a Time Turner and Expelling Him Again…and Again…and Again…and Again by Severus Snape 33 Tips on Staying Alive by Sirius Black Wait, I'm Supposed to Write a Book?!?!? by Hermione Granger I Was a Teenage Genius by Dudley Dursley Yes, You Can Change History! by Hermione Granger Peace: Our Priority by Tom Marvolo Riddle The Starting Dark Lord's Survival Guide by Harry Potter "Excuse Me, But I Seem to Have Misplaced my Hat": How Cornelius Oswald Fudge Saved Wizarding Britain from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Endless Oblivion: How I Destroyed Most of the Known Universe by Tom Marvolo Riddle Fifty-five Failsafe Ways to Convince the Headmaster into Giving You a Teaching Post at Hogwarts by Tom Marvolo Riddle
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July 9th, 2009, 1:04 am
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
How to be a Good Professor by Cuthbert Binns
How to be a Prefect and Obey the Rules by Fred and George Weasley Fasting 101 by Ron Weasley Let's Have Fun and Not Worry About Anything for a Change by Percy Weasley 1001 Baby Names by Harry and Ginny Potter High Self-Esteem by Ron Weasley 1001 Ways to Not Remain a Bachelor For the Rest of Your Life by Charlie Weasley Taking a Break: Studying All the Time is Not Good For Your Health by Hermione Granger Muggle-Borns and Half-Bloods are People, Too by Lucius Malfoy Pure-Bloodism by Arthur Weasley How to Fly on a Broom by Neville Longbottom Successfully Escaping Your Owner by Trevor I am Not a Daddy's Boy by Draco Malfoy 15 Failsafe Ways to Get the Wizard of Your Dreams by Bellatrix LeStrange
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July 9th, 2009, 4:23 am
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
Soulspace: Protecting the Spirit Within by Tom M. Riddle
Alone: Coping with Being a Single Child by Ronald Bilius Weasley Popularity in the Press by Xenophilius Lovegood Naming of Dragons by Rubeus Hagrid Defend Yourself!: Tried and Tested Advanced Wandless Defensive Magic by James Potter
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"Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?" "Hmm... What do you think Harry?" said Luna, looking thoughtful. "What? Isn't there a password?" "Oh no, you've got to answer the question," said Luna. "What if you get it wrong?" "Well, you have to wait for somebody who gets it right," said Luna. "That way you learn, you see?"
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July 9th, 2009, 6:59 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
On Forgiving and Moving On by Severus Snape
Maintaining a Work/Family Life Balance by Bartemius Crouch and Percy Weasley Exercising Restraint in Public by Pansy Parkinson (foreword by Ron Weasley and Lavender Brown) Dealing with Jealousy in Ways that don't Create Problems by Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger Weasley Your Diary - The Best Friend You'll Ever Have by Ginny Weasley Moving Past your Abandonment Issues by Tom M. Riddle
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July 11th, 2009, 11:21 pm
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Re: Shortest books written by characters
The Art of Teaching by Gilderoy Lockhart
Reliable and Effective Predictions by Sybill Trelawney Managing Relationships by Tom Riddle How To Not Be Annoying by Colin Creevey
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"Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?" "Hmm... What do you think Harry?" said Luna, looking thoughtful. "What? Isn't there a password?" "Oh no, you've got to answer the question," said Luna. "What if you get it wrong?" "Well, you have to wait for somebody who gets it right," said Luna. "That way you learn, you see?"
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