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Old May 1st, 2010, 7:27 pm
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Ask Nagini - The Game

I have checked and there is no Ask nagini.

Dear Pet

Do you like being a snake?

Your master,

Lord Voldemort


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Old May 8th, 2010, 5:46 pm
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

ask nagini? Snakes can't talk! Well, unless you speak Parseltongue, and that's not turning out big is it?


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Old May 9th, 2010, 12:13 am
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All Syltherins can speak parseltongue


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Old May 13th, 2010, 11:11 pm
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

and with enough willpower anyone can..
Ron did!


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Old May 29th, 2010, 5:21 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

Nagini is a snake, so I'll ask this question in Parseltongue

OK, here I go.....


Shhhhhhhhhehahahhhh cehhahshshehehhehhhhaaaaaa....sooooshshsoooososo?


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Old August 12th, 2010, 8:02 pm
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Did snape taste nice?


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Old August 21st, 2010, 12:54 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

she said she regugitated snape because of his hair or something like that...


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Old February 18th, 2011, 12:34 am
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Did snape taste nice?
sssshhhh hassssiiiieth,
syhaaaasssyyaaa sssssyyaasshhh hesssssisshesss ansssgllllessss suleeeessyaaa ssssshhhhheeee.

ssssssyysssshhhhh,
Nagini

Okay, translation for non-parselmouths:

Dear Fixedatzero,

Transssslate you quesssstion into parssseltounge, I do not ssssspeak english.

ssssincerely,
Nagini

Hope it's not to bad, it's my first try.


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Old July 27th, 2011, 5:32 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

here is a question........

did you consider yourself a true friend of Voldemort?


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Old August 1st, 2011, 9:44 pm
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

Translated from Parseltongue:
I think of myself as his only friend.

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Dear Nagini,
Do you ever sleep with your Master? Or sleep around him?
Sincerely,
A fascinated fan.


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Old August 1st, 2011, 10:38 pm
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Translated from Parseltongue:
I think of myself as his only friend.

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Dear Nagini,
Do you ever sleep with your Master? Or sleep around him?
Sincerely,
A fascinated fan.
shhsssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssss sss

hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssssssssisi sssisisisisisisisisisisis.

TRANSELATED FROM PARSELTONGUE

Dear Meal,

It was horrible.


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Old August 7th, 2011, 3:29 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

Dear Nagini,

Are you the snake from the zoo in SS/PS?

Sincerly,

Not Your Meal


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Old August 7th, 2011, 3:36 am
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssssssh

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhshs hshshssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssss

ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssss

Translated from Parseltongue:

Dear Yes you are.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That's my cousin, Panini! Do I really look like him? Better cut back on the muggles.

Yum, Nagini


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Old August 7th, 2011, 3:40 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

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Do I really look like him? Better cut back on the muggles.
Dear not the snake that will eat me,

Try mud-bloods, they have less fat..

Sincerly,
Dude you don't want to eat me


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Old August 7th, 2011, 3:47 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhsh ssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhsssssssssssssshhhhhhhh.

Translated from Parseltongue:

Dear, Yes I do.

Or maybe stupid idiots who heckle me have Vitamin C!
But really, "Dude" I'm a giant posionous magical snake. I can eat anybody I like. Like you.

Yum, Nagini


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Old August 7th, 2011, 8:55 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

Dear Nagini,

I'm a Chinese and I find you...very appetizing.

Sincerely,
I'll make a good meal out of you


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Old August 7th, 2011, 9:49 am
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Dear Nagini,

I'm a Chinese and I find you...very appetizing.

Sincerely,
I'll make a good meal out of you
Dear Cho Chang,

i just want to remind you that ginny got harry

Nagini

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Old January 17th, 2012, 3:23 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

Dear Ms. Nagini:

Enclosed you will find all the information you requested. Please read thoroughly and fill out the questionaire at the end of the booklet. From your letter, I can venture to say that you may very well have a case against Mr. Voldemort and perhaps even the movie studio for unpaid royalties.

Sincerely,

Darwin Charles
President: Animal Actors Guild
Legal Division

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Dear Nagini,

I do not think you were treated very fairly by Lord Voldemort. Have you thought of taking action on this?

A Fan


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Old February 29th, 2012, 1:35 am
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Re: Ask Nagini - The Game

Dear fan,

What are you talking about? My master is very loving and always feeds me the most plump Muggle for dinner. Perhaps you are mistaking me for another snake? We snakes are quite indistinguishable among our brethren, much unlike my human master and his followers.

Kind regards,
Nagini
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Dear Nagini,

How did Severus taste?

Truly,
A Perplexed Fan


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