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The First Annual Charity Have a Teacher as your Personal Servant For a Day Auction to benefit Reasearch at St. Mungo's is about to begin.
Snape: If anyone wins me, they will rue the day, I can tell you!

I think the Spinner's End Irregulars will get a kick out of this one.


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As a result of the many Patronus forms getting conjured, Dumbledore's Army receives a standing ovation from the judges of Hogwarts Got Talent.


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And thus I have rendered my judgement! Quake thou pitiful mortals and hear me as I chose which of you is worthy of my amusement!

Oh, and here are the winners

Thou Mortals who deserve thine mention of great honor!
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Watching Harry and Parvati dance

McGonagall(thinking) : Phew,Potter hasn't fallen so far and I must say he and Ms. Patil look very nice.
Karakoraff : A well placed Avada Kedavra and my Viktor will have one less candidate to compete against!
Snape(thinking) : And here is Potter,I hope he trips on the ice and falls,tee hee! The way he's dancing,that wouldn't be too impossible
Dumbledore(aloud) : Severus,I can read your mind.Please learn to close it while thinking childish thoughts.
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Karkaroff: Psst, Snape! Why aren't you dancing?
Snape: I don't dance.
Karkaroff: But look at poor Minerva. She's free; plus, you have to admit, she's not bad looking.
Snape: She is... tolerable, I suppose; but not handsome enough to tempt me.

(oho, Pride&Prejudice reference!)
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Thee mortal whom has earned a mighty trophy of silver! (second place)
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Professor Severus Snape, Potions, stated earlier today "I was Imperiused!!!" Professor Minerva McGonagall, Transfiguraton, waved off this accusation claiming that club was Snape's brainchild. Investigation pending.
And finally, the mortal who has earned their place in valhalla, and shall be given a fantastic horde of gold! (first place)
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The First Annual Charity Have a Teacher as your Personal Servant For a Day Auction to benefit Reasearch at St. Mungo's is about to begin.
Snape: If anyone wins me, they will rue the day, I can tell you!


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Lordy Lordy! Twice! Thank you! Now I'll go try to find a picture. Okay here it is:
gah! It's huge!



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Dumbledore: Are you sure you dont want to help me finish this watermelon Minerva? After all I have eaten quite a lot.
McGonnagall: Definately not. It isn't my fault that you entered a eating contest and then insisted on taking the leftovers.
Dumbledore: Well they wanted to give me that stupid looking trophy for winning. What would I ever do with that.

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The awkward moment when Dudley asked for a baby from Santa for Christmas.


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McGonagall: Albus, I've told you before, this isn't a real baby! It's a muggle toy!
Dumbledore: But look, it sucks its thumb!
McGonagall: That doesn't make it real!


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Thank you for a thine mention of great honour!

Dumbledore: Now, really, Minerva. You must admit: the tartan blanket just doesn't compliment his eyes.
McGonnagall: *glares*


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Well done to all! I had to skip that one because I didn't know what to put.

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Dumbledore: Hagrid, I believe you have brought the wrong baby. In fact, I do not think this even is a baby.

Hagrid: Are you sure, Headmaster?

McGonagall: What is wrong, Albus? (Rushes over and gasps)

Flitwick: Put me down! I am not a child!

Hagrid: Oh.


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Thanks for the Bronze!

McGonagall: Albus, you needn't have worn a glow-stick in you hair. I brought a torch.


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Danke for the honourable mention!!

McGonagall : Albus,you still have an auburn hair strand on your head!
Albus : *wryly* A day of surprises,isn't it,Minerva?

I'll think of more later


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McGonagall: Do you really think we should leave him with these people? He's one of us, Albus. There won't be a child in the world who doesn't know his name! I know it. In fact, Sybil has seen it! I usually don't really go for one of her premonitions, but this is legit!

Dumbledore: Exactly. He should be away from all of that... until he is ready.

*sets down baby on the doorstep*

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Minerva: Do you think it wise to bring such a gift?
Albus: Absolutely. This footlong bread will be put to good use.
*Voldemort answers the door*
Voldy: So... you've finally gathered the courage to meet me face to face.
*epic stare*
Voldy: Come on in! Glad you could make it! Haha!
Albus: Thanks for having us Tom, I've heard all sorts of things about your gatherings.
Voldy: Guys look who made it!
Death Eaters and the Hogwarts Staff: Heyyyy! Albuuus! Minervaaaaa!!
Voldy: Let the party COMMENCE!
Albus: *holding the bread* Batter up! *swings and knocks a rubber ducky out of the house and through the houses of the neighborhood*
All: Home Run!


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Wow, silver, thank you!!!


Dumbledore: It.. it feels as though a thousand steel cables are all connecting me to this child... All I care about is his happiness... Minerva- I.. I think I just imprinted.
McGonagall: Albus, don't be silly, this isn't some stupid pre-teen romance novel. Put him down and lets return to Hogwarts, I believe I need to remove some books from the school library.


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Dumbledore: Once and for all we will rid ourselves of this child forever.


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Dumbledore is a little concerned when he realises Muggle letter boxes aren't as big as he thought they'd be.


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Dumbledore: Lullaby and good night...
Minerva: Albus, you do have a lovely singing voice.
Dumbledore: Thank you.


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Can you do 2? Anyway here's the caption:

So THIS is where babies come from!


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