Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

[GrimeldaDursley]

You can do as many as you want, but only one can place or win. Keep 'em comin'! They are all hilarious! It's gonna be a tough one to judge.

[LionsDisciple]

Dumbledore: Now now, you really should call her mummy, not "big milk thing".

McGonagall: Albus, what are you doing?

Dumbledore: I speak baby, Minerva.

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Dumbledore: I dub thee, Admiral von Poopypants, the third!

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McGonagall: What an interesting scar...it seems to be in the shape of a large L.

Dumbledore: Well we can't have that, the savior of our people going around with a big L on his forehead. I'll add another line to it, make it look like a lightning bolt. Much more imposing.

[horcrux4]

Dumbledore: Minerva, did you bring a spare diaper?
McGonagall: Er, no....
Dumbledore: Pity, pity.

[storyteller]

Dumbledore: Minerva, I thought Harry was supposed to be a year old, This baby seems a bit small.
Hagrid are you sure you have the right baby?

[Pokota]

Minerva's eyes were failing her, and Dumbledore homed in on her location rather than a specific place. Thus, Harry was found, not on the doorstep of one Petunia Dursley, but on the doorstep of one Wade Wilson.

Apologies to Diresquirrel

[snugglepot]

Minerva - "Tell me, Albus, why are we stealing this baby? I was always told that was the job of the Pixies or the Fairies, not Witches and Wizards?"

[Black_XY390]

Originally Posted by LionsDisciple

McGonagall: What an interesting scar...it seems to be in the shape of a large L.

Dumbledore: Well we can't have that, the savior of our people going around with a big L on his forehead. I'll add another line to it, make it look like a lightning bolt. Much more imposing.

Favorite!

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Originally Posted by storyteller

Dumbledore: Minerva, I thought Harry was supposed to be a year old, This baby seems a bit small.
Hagrid are you sure you have the right baby?

Never noticed this. The baby in the flashback later in the movie seems to be bigger as well.

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Caption:

McGonagall: Are you sure we can't keep him Albus?
Dumbledore: I wish I could, Grindlewald would adore him.
McGonagall: What was that?
Dumbledore: I said 'I wish we could but we can't support him.'

[Dobby138]

McGonagall: Are you sure it's safe, Albus? These people, they're the worst kind of Muggles...

Dumbledore: Frankly, Minerva, I don't really care. I don't think I could bear the humiliation if somone found out that we had a child...

[GriseldatheGood]

Albus Dumbledore: Stork 2.0.

[storyteller]

Minerva: He has Lily's eyes.
Dumbledore: I hope someone mentions it to him when he gets older.

[boscoSeven]

Dumbledore: Who's the cutest little horcrux? Yes you are! Yes you are!

McGonagall: What?!

Dumbledore: I meant... Horlicks.

McGonagall: What's Horlicks?

Dumbledore: Oh it's a powder that muggles use to prepare a milk-based... OBLIVIATE!

[storyteller]

Hagrid of screen: Rock a bye 'arry on the Mot'rcycle..
Minerva: Quiet Hagrid, were trying to get him to sleep, not give him nightmares.

[merrymarge]

Dumbledore, peering down at baby Harry: Well, Minerva, I think he will look like James.
Minerva: Well, that's better than looking like Severus.
Dumbledore:??

[DorrisTheClock]

Dumbledore: Minerva, now I think about this logically... Harry won't fit through the letterbox.

[leah49]

McGonagall: Don't you dare!
Dumbledore: But, Minerva, you know I'll never have children.
McGonagall: But this one? Are you sure?
Dumbledore: He's an orphan. Don't tell me you want him living with his horrid relatives?
McGonagall: I won't be a part of this, Albus.
Dumbledore: Who's a cute Harry Potter? Who's a cutey? It's you, isn't it. (tweaks baby's nose)
McGonagall:

[GrimeldaDursley]

I will be judging Saturday or Sunday hopefully.

[GrimeldaDursley]

Originally Posted by Dobby138

McGonagall: Are you sure it's safe, Albus? These people, they're the worst kind of Muggles...

Dumbledore: Frankly, Minerva, I don't really care. I don't think I could bear the humiliation if somone found out that we had a child...

Originally Posted by Flooette

Wow, silver, thank you!!!


Dumbledore: It.. it feels as though a thousand steel cables are all connecting me to this child... All I care about is his happiness... Minerva- I.. I think I just imprinted.
McGonagall: Albus, don't be silly, this isn't some stupid pre-teen romance novel. Put him down and lets return to Hogwarts, I believe I need to remove some books from the school library.

The Above are the Honorable Mentions. Bear with me guys. I managed to do this.
Third Place:

Originally Posted by storyteller

Minerva: He has Lily's eyes.
Dumbledore: I hope someone mentions it to him when he gets older.

Second Place:

Originally Posted by Fury

McGonagall: Do you really think we should leave him with these people? He's one of us, Albus. There won't be a child in the world who doesn't know his name! I know it. In fact, Sybil has seen it! I usually don't really go for one of her premonitions, but this is legit!

Dumbledore: Exactly. He should be away from all of that... until he is ready.

*sets down baby on the doorstep*

Dumbledore: Good luck... Justin Beiber.

First Place:

Originally Posted by merrymarge

Dumbledore, peering down at baby Harry: Well, Minerva, I think he will look like James.
Minerva: Well, that's better than looking like Severus.
Dumbledore:??

I wish I could have picked them all! They were so funny!

[Dobby138]

Thanks for the Honorable Mention and congrats to all winners!

[Flooette]

Sweet! Thanks for the HM Can't wait for the next picture.

[storyteller]

Thanks for the third. I was trying to figure out how to say it without it sounding "hookey".