Login  
 
 
Go Back   Chamber of Secrets > Fun & Games > Quidditch Pitch

Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8



Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #41  
Old June 26th, 2011, 1:55 am
GrimeldaDursley  Female.gif GrimeldaDursley is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 1394 days
Age: 56
Posts: 260
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

You can do as many as you want, but only one can place or win. Keep 'em comin'! They are all hilarious! It's gonna be a tough one to judge.


__________________
"Magic is everywhere, open not only your eyes, you must also open your heart and just look, it's there, it's been there all along!"--me

I'm a Hufflepuff in a Slytherin World!


snape lives imho
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #42  
Old June 26th, 2011, 2:12 am
LionsDisciple  Male.gif LionsDisciple is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 1976 days
Location: Godric's Hollow
Posts: 151
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Dumbledore: Now now, you really should call her mummy, not "big milk thing".

McGonagall: Albus, what are you doing?

Dumbledore: I speak baby, Minerva.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dumbledore: I dub thee, Admiral von Poopypants, the third!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

McGonagall: What an interesting scar...it seems to be in the shape of a large L.

Dumbledore: Well we can't have that, the savior of our people going around with a big L on his forehead. I'll add another line to it, make it look like a lightning bolt. Much more imposing.


__________________
I was sorted into Gryffindor, where dwell the brave of heart.
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old June 26th, 2011, 4:03 am
horcrux4's Avatar
horcrux4  Female.gif horcrux4 is offline
Hogwarts Graduate
 
Joined: 3315 days
Location: Sheffield UK
Age: 69
Posts: 2,167
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Dumbledore: Minerva, did you bring a spare diaper?
McGonagall: Er, no....
Dumbledore: Pity, pity.


__________________
Meet Mickey, my new kitten!
Quote:
"From this time forth we shall be leaving the firm foundation of fact and journeying together through the murky marshes of memory into thickets of wildest guesswork."
Albus Dumbledore, HBP
Reply With Quote
  #44  
Old June 26th, 2011, 4:08 am
storyteller's Avatar
storyteller  Female.gif storyteller is offline
[user title]
 
Joined: 3495 days
Location: Telling stories in the Shack
Age: 42
Posts: 3,236
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Dumbledore: Minerva, I thought Harry was supposed to be a year old, This baby seems a bit small.
Hagrid are you sure you have the right baby?


__________________
Reply With Quote
  #45  
Old June 26th, 2011, 5:37 am
Pokota  Undisclosed.gif Pokota is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 1315 days
Posts: 165
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Minerva's eyes were failing her, and Dumbledore homed in on her location rather than a specific place. Thus, Harry was found, not on the doorstep of one Petunia Dursley, but on the doorstep of one Wade Wilson.

Apologies to Diresquirrel


__________________
Kingdom of Magic and Discussion Thread
Last Update: Chapter 10 - Christmas Reflections (1/3/2012)
Ginevra Weasley and the Disorder of the Phoenix and Discussion thread
Last Update: Episode 4.2 - Dying in the Past (9/21/2011)
When lives are at stake, there is no such thing as a fair fight.


Last edited by Pokota; June 26th, 2011 at 5:40 am. Reason: Edited
Reply With Quote
  #46  
Old June 26th, 2011, 7:20 am
snugglepot  Female.gif snugglepot is offline
Fifth Year
 
Joined: 3442 days
Location: East Coast of Australia
Posts: 742
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Minerva - "Tell me, Albus, why are we stealing this baby? I was always told that was the job of the Pixies or the Fairies, not Witches and Wizards?"


Reply With Quote
  #47  
Old June 26th, 2011, 7:43 am
Black_XY390  Female.gif Black_XY390 is offline
Third Year
 
Joined: 3292 days
Location: In a raincloud
Age: 23
Posts: 348
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Quote:
Originally Posted by LionsDisciple View Post
McGonagall: What an interesting scar...it seems to be in the shape of a large L.

Dumbledore: Well we can't have that, the savior of our people going around with a big L on his forehead. I'll add another line to it, make it look like a lightning bolt. Much more imposing.
Favorite!

-------

Quote:
Originally Posted by storyteller View Post
Dumbledore: Minerva, I thought Harry was supposed to be a year old, This baby seems a bit small.
Hagrid are you sure you have the right baby?
Never noticed this. The baby in the flashback later in the movie seems to be bigger as well.

-------

Caption:

McGonagall: Are you sure we can't keep him Albus?
Dumbledore: I wish I could, Grindlewald would adore him.
McGonagall: What was that?
Dumbledore: I said 'I wish we could but we can't support him.'


__________________
/|\
/( | )\
----+----
ON THE QUEST


Watch Chuck ~ = ~ Chat Chuck ~ = ~ Support Chuck
Harry Potter Caption Contest
: The best fanfiction out there.
in - - I grudgingly trust Severus Snape. ~ ~ ~ ~ Black Σφ390

Last edited by Black_XY390; June 26th, 2011 at 4:50 pm.
Reply With Quote
  #48  
Old June 26th, 2011, 9:53 am
Dobby138  Male.gif Dobby138 is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 1439 days
Location: Derbyshire
Posts: 163
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

McGonagall: Are you sure it's safe, Albus? These people, they're the worst kind of Muggles...

Dumbledore: Frankly, Minerva, I don't really care. I don't think I could bear the humiliation if somone found out that we had a child...


__________________

"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!"

Proud Hufflepuff

Friend -- For the Greater Good
Reply With Quote
  #49  
Old June 27th, 2011, 4:24 am
GriseldatheGood  Female.gif GriseldatheGood is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 3179 days
Location: In a town I can't spell
Age: 25
Posts: 106
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Albus Dumbledore: Stork 2.0.


__________________
"I am not worried, Harry. I am with you."

Proud owner of Emerson's autograph.
Reply With Quote
  #50  
Old June 27th, 2011, 4:18 pm
storyteller's Avatar
storyteller  Female.gif storyteller is offline
[user title]
 
Joined: 3495 days
Location: Telling stories in the Shack
Age: 42
Posts: 3,236
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Minerva: He has Lily's eyes.
Dumbledore: I hope someone mentions it to him when he gets older.


__________________

Last edited by storyteller; June 28th, 2011 at 6:23 am.
Reply With Quote
  #51  
Old June 27th, 2011, 5:43 pm
boscoSeven  Male.gif boscoSeven is offline
Banned
 
Joined: 1915 days
Location: Cauldron bottom
Posts: 0
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Dumbledore: Who's the cutest little horcrux? Yes you are! Yes you are!

McGonagall: What?!

Dumbledore: I meant... Horlicks.

McGonagall: What's Horlicks?

Dumbledore: Oh it's a powder that muggles use to prepare a milk-based... OBLIVIATE!


Reply With Quote
  #52  
Old June 28th, 2011, 6:26 am
storyteller's Avatar
storyteller  Female.gif storyteller is offline
[user title]
 
Joined: 3495 days
Location: Telling stories in the Shack
Age: 42
Posts: 3,236
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Hagrid of screen: Rock a bye 'arry on the Mot'rcycle..
Minerva: Quiet Hagrid, were trying to get him to sleep, not give him nightmares.


__________________
Reply With Quote
  #53  
Old June 28th, 2011, 6:39 am
merrymarge's Avatar
merrymarge  Female.gif merrymarge is offline
Hogwarts Graduate
 
Joined: 2166 days
Posts: 2,159
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Dumbledore, peering down at baby Harry: Well, Minerva, I think he will look like James.
Minerva: Well, that's better than looking like Severus.
Dumbledore:??


Reply With Quote
  #54  
Old June 28th, 2011, 7:38 pm
DorrisTheClock  Male.gif DorrisTheClock is offline
First Year
 
Joined: 1712 days
Location: The Three Broomsticks
Age: 18
Posts: 32
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Dumbledore: Minerva, now I think about this logically... Harry won't fit through the letterbox.


__________________
DorrisTheClock

Proud Ravenclaw

Come on you Falcons!

"Let us win, but if we cannot win let us break a few heads!"
Reply With Quote
  #55  
Old June 28th, 2011, 8:23 pm
leah49's Avatar
leah49  Female.gif leah49 is offline
Ron's Pygmy Puff
 
Joined: 2683 days
Location: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes
Age: 32
Posts: 6,390
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

McGonagall: Don't you dare!
Dumbledore: But, Minerva, you know I'll never have children.
McGonagall: But this one? Are you sure?
Dumbledore: He's an orphan. Don't tell me you want him living with his horrid relatives?
McGonagall: I won't be a part of this, Albus.
Dumbledore: Who's a cute Harry Potter? Who's a cutey? It's you, isn't it. (tweaks baby's nose)
McGonagall:


__________________



I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.
Philippians 3:14

My Graphics|Aftermath|Goodreads|My Blog
I may disagree with you politically, religiously, and/or on Snape but that doesn't mean I dislike you.
Reply With Quote
  #56  
Old July 1st, 2011, 3:19 pm
GrimeldaDursley  Female.gif GrimeldaDursley is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 1394 days
Age: 56
Posts: 260
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

I will be judging Saturday or Sunday hopefully.


__________________
"Magic is everywhere, open not only your eyes, you must also open your heart and just look, it's there, it's been there all along!"--me

I'm a Hufflepuff in a Slytherin World!


snape lives imho
Reply With Quote
  #57  
Old July 3rd, 2011, 5:19 am
GrimeldaDursley  Female.gif GrimeldaDursley is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 1394 days
Age: 56
Posts: 260
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dobby138 View Post
McGonagall: Are you sure it's safe, Albus? These people, they're the worst kind of Muggles...

Dumbledore: Frankly, Minerva, I don't really care. I don't think I could bear the humiliation if somone found out that we had a child...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flooette View Post
Wow, silver, thank you!!!


Dumbledore: It.. it feels as though a thousand steel cables are all connecting me to this child... All I care about is his happiness... Minerva- I.. I think I just imprinted.
McGonagall: Albus, don't be silly, this isn't some stupid pre-teen romance novel. Put him down and lets return to Hogwarts, I believe I need to remove some books from the school library.
The Above are the Honorable Mentions. Bear with me guys. I managed to do this.
Third Place:

Quote:
Originally Posted by storyteller View Post
Minerva: He has Lily's eyes.
Dumbledore: I hope someone mentions it to him when he gets older.
Second Place:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fury View Post
McGonagall: Do you really think we should leave him with these people? He's one of us, Albus. There won't be a child in the world who doesn't know his name! I know it. In fact, Sybil has seen it! I usually don't really go for one of her premonitions, but this is legit!

Dumbledore: Exactly. He should be away from all of that... until he is ready.

*sets down baby on the doorstep*

Dumbledore: Good luck... Justin Beiber.
First Place:

Quote:
Originally Posted by merrymarge View Post
Dumbledore, peering down at baby Harry: Well, Minerva, I think he will look like James.
Minerva: Well, that's better than looking like Severus.
Dumbledore:??
I wish I could have picked them all! They were so funny!


__________________
"Magic is everywhere, open not only your eyes, you must also open your heart and just look, it's there, it's been there all along!"--me

I'm a Hufflepuff in a Slytherin World!


snape lives imho
Reply With Quote
  #58  
Old July 3rd, 2011, 5:59 pm
Dobby138  Male.gif Dobby138 is offline
Second Year
 
Joined: 1439 days
Location: Derbyshire
Posts: 163
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Thanks for the Honorable Mention and congrats to all winners!


__________________

"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!"

Proud Hufflepuff

Friend -- For the Greater Good
Reply With Quote
  #59  
Old July 3rd, 2011, 6:00 pm
Flooette  Undisclosed.gif Flooette is offline
First Year
 
Joined: 1286 days
Posts: 1
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Sweet! Thanks for the HM Can't wait for the next picture.


__________________
"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." -Albus Dumbledore
Reply With Quote
  #60  
Old July 3rd, 2011, 6:44 pm
storyteller's Avatar
storyteller  Female.gif storyteller is offline
[user title]
 
Joined: 3495 days
Location: Telling stories in the Shack
Age: 42
Posts: 3,236
Re: Harry Potter Caption Contest v.8

Thanks for the third. I was trying to figure out how to say it without it sounding "hookey".


__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply
Go Back  Chamber of Secrets > Fun & Games > Quidditch Pitch

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 6:48 pm.


Powered by: vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Original content is Copyright MMII - MMVIII, CoSForums.com. All Rights Reserved.
Other content (posts, images, etc) is Copyright its respective owners.