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Old April 8th, 2006, 6:32 am
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U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
Discussion of The U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named, written by Lord Voldemort, as told to Robbie Fischer.


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Old April 8th, 2006, 7:11 am
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
lol i can so imagine Voldie going on a self-glorifying tirade! lol

wow 1st post..... probably because every other normal person is asleep at 2:08 AM lol


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Old April 8th, 2006, 7:27 am
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loved the article... yay, 2nd post? It's 4.30 pm in Australia right now, so it's a little easier for me to reply


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Old April 8th, 2006, 8:28 am
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LOL, this is great! Can you get me an autograph, too?


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Old April 8th, 2006, 10:07 am
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Funny stuff. I liked it, poor Lord V- He who must not be named, must have cramp in his rist from sining autographs, speeking of them can I have one to oh and dont worry I want is sined from Voldy


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Old April 8th, 2006, 10:13 am
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Very good and funny too!


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Old April 8th, 2006, 2:19 pm
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
very funny indeed! but I suppose Voldie would be a bit more scary and evil... like losing his patience and cursing the interviewer into oblivion, lol


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Old April 8th, 2006, 3:17 pm
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ROTFL!!! Thanks, guys. This was a great way to start off the morning. Nice to know that JKR is making life harder on Voldy than it already is.


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Old April 8th, 2006, 3:46 pm
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That was so awesome!! It is loverly know that there are people in this world with as twisted a sense of humor as mine.


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Old April 8th, 2006, 4:29 pm
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named



I loved the TO Billy bit, Lord Voldemort signing Autographs and getting Wormtail to read the books and disguising himself as Ralph Fiennes!

Completely inspired!


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Old April 8th, 2006, 9:21 pm
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haha, Voldemort is more civil than I imagined.


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Old April 8th, 2006, 11:14 pm
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Heehee, this was really FUNNY! I liked the way Voldykins (can I call you Voldykins? Thanks) kept referring to JKR as "her" and when he discovered the Horcrux chapter. Ralph Fiennes ROCKS! And he's so hot too! Voldemort was actually alot, um... nicer than usual... Poor guy, he gets cramps from writing "he-who-must-not-be-named"... Can I have an autograph too, Voldy? You can sign it as "Lord Voldykins" !!!

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Old April 9th, 2006, 12:13 am
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HILARIOUS!!!!!


although i think if u really interviewed voldie he'd curse u as soon as he saaw the "thing with the buttons"

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Old April 9th, 2006, 2:55 am
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I love you guys.


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Old April 9th, 2006, 4:47 am
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
What, no one asks what H.W.M.N.B.N. took from me at the end of the interview? *Sniff* Fine! I won't tell you then!


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Old April 9th, 2006, 3:48 pm
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
Brilliant!


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Old April 11th, 2006, 1:34 am
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
In my humble opinion Voldy would be a bit more evil, but it was FUNNY so it doesn`t matter that much. Great job, Robbie!!


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Old April 16th, 2006, 4:11 am
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
VERY funny!!
Good job, Robbie!


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Old April 17th, 2006, 9:40 pm
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I feel so sorry for you, Voldemort You must get finger cramps all the time from signing autographs! I guess a lot of people adore you By the way, could I get an autograph? It would mean so much to me


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Old April 18th, 2006, 12:09 pm
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Re: U-Bend #40 -- It's Not Easy Being He Who Must Not Be Named
Thought it started off funny but teetered off to nothing. Shame really. bit more thought and it would have been better.


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