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Old May 20th, 2006, 6:17 am
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Old May 20th, 2006, 6:39 am
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Re: Quite Possibly Impossible Titles for Book Seven
That's an interesting editorial. Some of them are a bit too far-fetched for comfort, others though hit a bit close. I would go crazy if what happned in Harry Potter Jumped the Shark really does happen.


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Old May 20th, 2006, 7:11 am
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I just hope Harry Potter "jumps the shark" doesnt come true!!!
It would just ruin the series.


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Old May 20th, 2006, 7:24 am
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Hilarious!


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Old May 20th, 2006, 8:12 am
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Thanks. I needed that. Even if it did confuse my fiance and cause a serious distraction from my cribbage game.


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Old May 20th, 2006, 8:58 am
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Hope Jo goes 'trawling around the internet' again and comes across this. I imagine she would get a very good giggle out of it... I certainly did. Well done!


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I love these! If the Jumping the Shark one comes true, though...it would mean sad times in my life


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That was a really good one! I loved it! well done!!!


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Old May 20th, 2006, 1:06 pm
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LOVE IT!! Particulary like the Very Angry Elf and Around the World in 80 Days. LOL!!!!!!!


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Old May 20th, 2006, 2:07 pm
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Great and hilarious editorial. I liked Harry Potter Four Weddings and a Funeral the most. There should be a couple of editorials of this type every few months. They're great parodies.


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Old May 20th, 2006, 2:27 pm
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I have another one: Harry Potter and the loose shoelace.

The boy who kept struggling!


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Old May 20th, 2006, 2:39 pm
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Good job on a really funny editorial. You've just brought me out of depression over my exams which could only be a good thing. With all the speculation about the mystery letter from JK Rowling with the book seven title this comes at the right moment.

I really hope the "Jumping the shark one doesn't happen". If it does I hope that theres happy ending like: then Harry wanted to tell the world this fantastic story, one day when he was out he met a struggling young author named Jo Rowling they got talking and he said "I had this amazing dream". She said "that sounds like an amazing story I'll write about it". Then the books came out and the author became rich and Harry got royalities (and a lawyer so the Dursleys wouldn't take his money.) Then Jo complained to child services that Harry was being abused and he moved out and was adopted by Jo. Yes its insane and I need help, but at least its not as depressing.


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Re: Quite Possibly Impossible Titles for Book Seven
My favourite has to be:"Harry Potter and the Murder on the Hogwarts Express

This is a classic "whodunit" mystery with a bizarre twist, as individuals from both sides of the fight are found murdered on the Hogwarts Express. Interestingly, the entire novel is set on a train. Conveniently, all key characters are aboard."

Great editorial-very amusing!


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Old May 20th, 2006, 3:23 pm
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Re: Quite Possibly Impossible Titles for Book Seven
Brilliant! Lots of fun, very clever, and a bit of relief from all the tension of waiting for Book 7. Thanks for taking the time to post it!


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Old May 20th, 2006, 3:43 pm
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Re: Quite Possibly Impossible Titles for Book Seven
Brilliant. How about:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner Chamber of the Half- Blood Secret Order who protect the Philosopher's Goblet?
Harry Potter and the Secret Horcrux is the Relic of Ravenclaw Harry dies in the End and Voldemort lives Ha Ha Ha
Harry Potter and the amazingly coincidental similar end to the Lord of the Rings
Harry Potter and the Kettle's Toenail of Icklebogg hidden below the Pillar of Storgae.
Harry Potter goes to Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Tower of Relics
Harry Potter and the Hidden Casket
Harry Potter and the Final Fight
Harry Potter and the Never Ending Story-well now it is
Harry Potter and the Last Battle of the Founders
Harry Potter and the Bone's Amulet
Harry Potter and the Ollivander Order
Harry Potter and the Hollow Heart
Harry Potter and the Last Flight for Freedom
Harry Potter and the Two Dollar Death Eater
Harry Potter and the Measley Wedding
Harry Potter and the Veil of Truth
Harry Potter and the Last Door of the Department of Myteries
Harry Potter and the Return from the Veil


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Re: Quite Possibly Impossible Titles for Book Seven
Oh my GOODNESS! Those titles were brilliant...

But the storylines were even better!



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Re: Quite Possibly Impossible Titles for Book Seven
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Brilliant. How about:

Harry Potter and the Last Battle of the Founders
I actually think that the final book will playout this way in someways. Haven't the decendents of the founders already been at war since Harry came into being. I feel that since the first book there was going to be a big confrontation between the heirs of Griffinfor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff against Slytherin's heir(LV). I knew there was a reason for bringing up the house founders in every book and the rift between them. And the fact that LV's Hurcruxes (don't think I spelled that right) have something to do with the founders makes me think that in essence, the founders are at war.


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Re: Quite Possibly Impossible Titles for Book Seven
Okay two things
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Harry Potter and the Final Fight
Harry Potter and the Last Door of the Department of Myteries
Harry Potter and the Return from the Veil
Those actually sound like good title or at least I like the story it sonds would come from it.
2. In the editorial itself i liked the train one. In fact i think it would make an awsome fan fiction


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Old May 20th, 2006, 5:12 pm
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Hillarious Editorial! The "Harry Potter Jumps the Shark" one was my fav.


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Old May 20th, 2006, 5:58 pm
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hilarious,

what might be even funnier is this
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After finding what Harry and his friends believe are all of Voldemort's Horcruxes, the final confrontation begins. In the terrifying climax, Vapormort is ripped from his physical body. Harry then realizes his lightning-struck forehead is the final Horcrux. After a tearful goodbye with Ginny, Harry sacrifices himself by walking through the veil in the Department of Mysteries
is, more or less what I think is going to happenb in book 7


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